Stories by mrs.milfoy

Draco's mother is missing. Harry is on the case, but is there a hidden agenda? Adventure ensues. Rating is mainly for language and themes, but don't think I've gone soft in my old age.

A soft way of saying "I'm back." An homage to a wonderful soul lost too soon. But mostly a funny, quirky, slightly dirty story about a witch selling lingerie, feminist theory, and relationship development. It was fun to get the band back together...

A summer adventure involving Draco and Harry on an egg-citing quest to find Draco's missing mother! Romance! Thrills! Danger! Humor! Strawberries! Bromance! MURDER! Nah, jk. There's no murder. Enjoy!

Fresh starts. Intrigue. A touch of odd romance. Old faces break new ground. Sometimes the thing to heal is the earth, and sometimes the earth does the healing. Neville Longbottom and Narcissa Malfoy make a strange team, perhaps a beautiful garden, and perhaps even more. Either way, Headmistress McGonagall and the Hogwarts portraits are completely interested...

Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.

#8 in my Black Heart series. Lucius and Bella take to the streets literally for another adventure in Muggleton. Hot car. Hot tunes. Death Eaters. Dead sex worker. Sounds about right.

Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger are devastated to learn their favourite book shoppe is closing. But perhaps a new establishment holds tantalizing promise for at least one of the pair - and the proprietor. It's Lunissa! Or Naruna. Or Lovefoy? Malfgood? Potato, potahto... Femmeslash!

A summer adventure! It has all the things: myth, legend, magic, traveling, camping (yes, camping). A new prophecy holds the solution to the problem of magic's demise, but The Golden Trio will need help from an unlikely source to unravel its mystery. Eventual incest.

We do it to ourselves, and that's what really hurts. Triggers for addiction.

Post-war riches to rags to riches Narco from yours truly. A chance discovery in a mysterious vault leads to further chance discoveries - and yes, uncommon scents. Obligatory litany of warnings? Incest, smells and smut.

A baby Narco ficlet in honour of tonight's blood moon. Warnings for incest and minor bloodletting and general witchiness. And Bella.

Draco shares his bathing philosophy. The Malfoys come clean together. Narco smut. Enjoy.

It's always 20/20. On vacation with the Zabinis, Draco learns to see certain things differently. Incest ahead. It's Narco.

Draco doesn't like change...or does he? It's Malfoy Manner, so there's incest, of course. Just a fun oneshot to tide me over until the next big idea.

The Malfoys - fresh from trials and sentencings after the war - visit a popular magical resort. Each with his or her own agenda to fulfill, in time they must face the music and yes - Dance. So yeah, there's going to be dancing in this fic. And incest. And golf. And references to escapist 80s film. Enjoy my little literary summer vacay.

A Valentine's Day offering of incest, blood and murder. All the things in life that remind us romance is not dead. For mature audiences. May be squicky to some.

In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.

How Malfoy men celebrate birthdays. Incest and witchcraft. Minor blood.

Narcissa accompanies her future daughter-in-law on a shopping excursion. The trials and tribulations of impending mother-in-lawhood in all their decadent, depraved glory. After all, it's Narstoria! Warnings for femmeslash, foul language and general debauched lesbianage.

Originally a one-shot called "Devil in the Details," now a three chaptered dose of deviance. A darker side of Draco emerges when he discovers delight lurking in life's daunting little details. But the fine print can be down right invisible...and doubly dangerous. A gift for a friend, and a warning of incest ahead. Find a playlist on my profile!

Sometimes, finding one's self can be a most unexpected pleasure.

Draco and Narcissa discover the magic of the bayou and the tumultuous Mississippi amid turbulent emotions and dark, distressing desires. References to Voodoo, incest and oc's abound. Also be aware this story brings the Malfoys to America, which is not necessarily everyone's cup of sweet Southern iced tea...but do have a taste at least. Visit the bayou playlist on my profile!

Aftermaths of ill logics. A canon to the heart. A purgative and necessary evil. Mostly the story of an amputation.

The Malfoys attend Harry Potter's engagement party - with breathtaking results. Warnings for incest and bad 80's movie viewing.

An innocent foot rub instigates startling revelations. Are the Malfoy mother and son as perfectly put together as they seem? Seams - and seems - are prone to fraying. Usual warning for incest, but do compound that with rough stuff and mild fetish. This one is complete...for now.

Draco finds mum organizing the library. Can he keep quiet for the librarian of his heart? A Valentine request for my better half.

Guests - no matter how entertaining - can become quite the bother. If you've never read my stuff before, don't expect a traditional romance herein. If you've read my stuff before...welcome back! Hope you'll join us for dinner. NM/HG and suggested NM/DM. And please leave Squeamish at the door with Sensible. Thanks, and wipe your feet.

Narcissa is hiding. Bella is finding. Wine and truth spills forth - among other fluids. Warning for Blackcest of the Cissatrix variety and naughty talk and other such general deviance and fun.

A tale of Tarot and fortunes and fate and loneliness. How cards can answer questions, and how fate can take pity. Narcissa awaits her king of swords, but who is he exactly?

Draco and his mum share an impromptu and impetuous herbology lesson in the steamy greenhouse one sunny afternoon. Incest warning.

Boys will be boys. Draco defends his mother's honor with feeling, but he'll need her healing touch to feel beyond the pain. Warnings for incest, barely mentionable drug use and more touchy feely emo stuff induced by my raging hormones. Also, I intend to use every available genre listing on this site eventually.

The advent of Narcissa's birthday has her dwelling on aging, Draco dwelling on distracting her, and Harry Potter dwelling on the Malfoys. Can the three turn an awkward situation into a birthday bash to remember? Usual warnings include incest, but let's add voyeurism and multi-party-member sex... DM/NM/HP.

A sweet Yuletide offering for a friend. Narcissa introduces Severus to the science of snowman hearts and the pleasures of thawing.

Bellatrix comforts her sorrowful sister - the only way she knows how. A gift fic for a dear friend. Incest warning!

My first Lucissa and a heartfelt Yuletide gift for iLuvJohnny. After the war, the Malfoys' marriage is in shambles. There's arguing, fighting, fluff, furniture rearranging, a great deal of colorful language, unapologetic onomatopaeia and hot married smut. Visit its playlist on my profile! Also huge thanks to lucissamalfoy for my gorgeous custom cover for this piece!

A story even I didn't plan to write. It's cold and snowy and desolate and depressing and probably really not readable. And it's maudlin and aching with love at the heart of it and anything with love at the heart of it also has pain, so... It's just a stupid one-shot with complicated incest. To hear a playlist for Skinny Love, visit the link on my profile.

REPOSTED due to errors in italics and generally not being fluffy enough. A birthday gift for a friend and fellow writer. It's Severus' birthday. A friend arrives with...well...cake and chaos. Romantic and fluffy! I CAN do fluffy, people.

Harry Potter has escaped grief twice now, looking to distract himself as a volunteer at St. Mungo's. But it seems he's not alone in this escape, and it may be more than work that distracts him. But perhaps he was looking for more than a get-away in the first place... Hear a playlist for The Volunteer by visiting the link on my profile!

You're invited to celebrate Samhain with the Malfoys, Potters, Weasleys and assorted wizarding wierdos at Grimmauld Place. Incest and apple-bobbing ahead, so hold on to your masks.

Or 'Something in the Blood'. Happy Halloween to all my readers! This is a chilly little gift originally crafted for a challenge. Cho Chang discovers that the captivating dark secrets in Malfoy Manor may be far darker than she imagined - rather like the mistress of the house. NM/CC with hints of NM/PP.

In a perfect AU, Snape survived the war of course , and found a measure of contentment in his potions research. Now if he could just learn to say 'no' to crying witches... Contains Andromeda, Granger, Teddy and all your faves! It's simply Narverus!

How Bellatrix Lestrange clears a room. Naughty language and discussion of bodily functions, but nothing graphic. Awwww...I know. Maybe later. This is just some fun, really.

A non-traditional traditional ghost story with a few twists. Will and does contain Black/Malfoycest, so don't be a prude. NM/DM, NM/BL of a sort , DM/BL of a sort and maybe even NM/DM/BL/Kitchen Sink. Who knows?

A birthday gift to my friend iLuvJohnny! It's a great heaping triple layer cake of hot moist Malfoycest, iced with a confection of forbidden lust. Might be squicky to some. Warning: DM/LM/NM. Seriously, I know it's short, but it's punchy. Please don't read if it's not your 'thing.' I'll write YOUR 'thing' for YOUR birthday!

A little one-shot in the spirit of Samhain and harvest, Draco has a hankering for his mum's hot, juicy pie...pumpkin pie, that is. Malfoycest ahead, so don't get upset if it secretly appeals. Bon appetit!

#7 in the Black Heart series. Sharing is caring, and there's nothing like liquid hot smut to bring a family closer together - in extraordinarily questionable ways. Bella/Draco/Narcissa full steam ahead. Incesty. No holds barred. No one under 42 years of age allowed. We'll call it Dracissatrix!

Unspoken power struggles, internal conflict and a dose of doubt. Can Narcissa come to terms with her baser desires? Can she control them? And more importantly - can she control the object of those desires? Malfoycest ahead, and it's M for a reason.

Smut for smut's sake, really. The Malfoys are back and in bed what's new? , but with an issue Draco wishes to address. Very M rated. Hide the kiddies...and any sane or decent adults. And I know it's been a minute since I've uploaded a Malfoy Manner, so I'll remind you: it's incesty!

Narcissa ruminates and reveals: her life, her choices, her son. Contains incest. And smut.

A piece about addictions and recoveries and feeling and forgetting and yelling and screaming and the healing power of beating the crap out of someone you love. And smut. And incest. Did I mention incest?

#6 in the Black Heart series and the answer to a challenge. Details follow story. Imagine 'The First 48' HP-style, with a sprinkling of The Silence of the Lambs. It's the harrowing tale of a mother and son on a mission to save a family member who is more trouble than she's worth. Props if you get the Thomas the Tank Engine references...

A stinging stand-alone spank-fic wherein Draco's mummy 'encourages' him to straighten up and fly right...with rather drastic methods. Warnings for incest, smut, fetish and my general insanity. Rated very M.

A lovely gift fic with the Malfoys and Bella - with no incest, blood, violence or sundry unmentionables. It's SSNM without the SSNM. Trust me! Rating is for profanity and implications.

#5 in the Black Heart series, and a very lighthearted romp with Bella's muggle music box. It's family friendly! Really!

The cliched masked ball story - hopefully with a twist. No relation to my other Danger and Delicacy posting, but an appropriate comedy of errors title. It's incesty!

#4 in the Black Heart series! I said to myself, "Self. You need to write some remorseless sister sex." And my self said, "Right then!" Drunken,sick,incestuous,naughty,nasty ravings and rompings. The return of Bella's muggle music box, and Jimmy Buffett!

It's like Harry Potter meets Brokeback Mountain. You could call it "Two Wizards One Tent." Or, it's just what happens when two Slytherins play a game of 'Gay Chicken.' It's slashy, but not graphic.

Narcissa and Bellatrix spend their days together as sisters do...for the most part. Incest, later, so be aware. Not to mention general debauched dialog and shenanigans along the way. It gets dark in here, people. Remember lumos? Hear a playlist for this story by visiting the link on my profile! Equal parts NM/DM NM/BL.

A Malfoy Manner interlude or sorts, and a short giftfic for a friend - proof positive that Brussels sprouts CAN be sexy. Malfoycest. Or Dracissa? Narco? I like Narco. I'm a Narco-leptic. Heh.

My first 'Snape-survived-the-war' story! A traditional romance - I promise - with no darkness, incest, blood, vomit or any other unsavory things. Oh, wait. There is a tiny bit of vomit... And smut!

#3 in the Black Heart series! Bella has ways of getting what she wants from who she wants. What are they? Filthy. I hate calling this a 'romance'...

Well...it's a musical. Really. No! I'm serious! A musical twisted Oedipal love story with murder! Holy hickory smoked flavoring! You have to read this!

#2 in the Black Heart Series! A follow up fluff of filth to Joan Jett and the Black Heart wherein Draco and his auntie go on an adventure in Muggleton. Special appearances by mummy and dadums!

First installment in the Black Heart series. A Bella tale of party crashing, muggle devices and witchy devising. To be played at maximum volume. Co-starring Draco and mum!

Another two-part extravaganza wherein we see Draco becoming quite the businessman - with mum's assistance, of course. You will like Draco by the end of this tale. By the end of the series, you will love him.

If you have an older sibling, especially a sister, you will get this. Aren't they just the most embarrassing creatures on the planet?

Narcissa Malfoy takes it upon herself to take care of some...dirty laundry. Be warned this piece is not for the squeamish!

A two installment romp involving our favorite deviant duo and a devilish dinner with the wondrous Weasleys, some randy reminiscences, and a moto-crackin' muggle car.

Ever watch Duck Tales as a kid? Yeah...it's good to be rich.

Draco just wants a little control. Some dubcon, here...and minor bdsm play. But very minor, I think. However, I'm a filthy freak, so use your own judgment.

A traditional love story for two characters whom I feel are deserving. I challenged myself to write this piece. Be warned: it is maudling, dripping romance, cliched and highly predictable. Enjoy!

Post war, Draco struggles with finding his place in his own world, and a darkness that lingers within him. His mother struggles with his struggle...and one of her own. Hear Practicing Peacock's playlist from my profile!

Did you ever go back to your old high school or boarding school and just walk around? Weird, isn't it?

An invitation to a wedding creates tension. Can mother and son make the cut together? This one goes a little darker...but my Malfoys always get happy endings.

It's important to maintain a polished appearance. This is a tale of a simple mother/son shopping excursion. Right? Oh, wait...Malfoys.

Just in time for Superbowl Sunday, a sporting good romp wherein mother and son go undercover at the Quidditch World Cup.

Oh, those Malfoys! A mother/son meeting with the Minister of Magic, some minor self-realization and epic appreciation of fine furnishings.

A follow-up piece of filth...It's not necessary to read the original, but it's more fun if you have...behaving can be terribly difficult sometimes.

The completely profane tale of a mother/son luncheon that should not be read by any sane or squeamish individual. After all, this is incest.