Stories by FloppyWandedDementorBuggerer

A Drarrple is Draco Harry Apple. Yeah… Nothing worse than a kiss so far… and a bite… but anyway, I have 2 written so far. :) #1 is called 'Sharing is Caring' M for pairing. (This IS 2/3 Drarry, so… male pairing!)

SUCSESS! I just wrote a Hermione/(Female)OC slash! Oh, but not a normal one! The OC is a ghost girl who haunts the girl's dormitory named Annabella! (I don't know why, but doesn't a pairing between someone alive and a ghost seem kinda hot?)

Remember Hilly Potter? Yeah… Well Hermione is the perfect snuggle buddy for a cold, winter evening and Hilly can't help but take advantage, right? Hermione Granger/Hilly Potter (female Harry Potter I created.) hehe FEMSLASH

Hermione lost her memory in the middle of the war, and this is her thinking… "He looked at me a few times, seeking condolences, but I have none to give. I don't know him. I wouldn't be able to say anything comforting." Really short, but I may continue IF I get inspired. Maybe I'll write a prequel...

What if Hedwig had actually been Lily Potter? What if Severus was the one to figure it out? Will Harry ever open up to her? SS/LP, HP/HG 5th year. Prologue? Screw the prologue! *Thanks to Erika for the title :3 I don't own Harry Potter. The whole plot- how Lily being back effects Harry/War/Voldemort/Snape- Everything.

Professor Snape is a vampire and lures a student out of her bed to suck her blood. Kinda like Dracula. Hermione/Snape. Written in journal form partially. REVIEW IF YOU LIKE IT!

Professor McGongall decides to start a Hogwarts Symphony Orchestra! Along with usual musical dilemmas, Hermione finds herself stuck between a yummy fling in the shape of a young, male music instructor by the name of Anthony Chord and the red-hot passion of her best friend, Ginny. All the while, she's struggling with the war, her far-off 'boyfriend' and schoolwork! Post-war

This is a day in the life of Wormtail taking care of an 'infant' Voldemort. Before GoF, non-slash! I'll make more if you're interested R&R!

DISCONTINUED! Sorry, my muse is hindered! What if Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts and created a false reality to cope with living under the stairs? Full summary inside.

Hermione wakes up with a hangover. With further examination- she sees Ginny and Harry in the bed with her and Ron on the floor. Who just came out of the closet! "Last time we test a Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product." "Agreed." Hermione/Ginny/Harry/Ron/Draco, but not in that order! (Mentions of five-some?) ONE-SHOT

What if, in the end, Voldemort didn't kill Harry? What if they were both just acting the whole time...? Harry/Voldemort! One-Shot, or maybe a long drabble... I'm not sure, but it's funny. Nothing worse than a kiss :P

Harry and Ron find the diary of a fellow student and try to figure out to whom it belongs. No slashes just a 'hirsute' crush. Homophobes beware. Prisoner of Azkaban year. ONE-SHOT.

What if Hogwarts is a school just for gay/bi/lesbian students? What happens when everyone finds out? CHAOS! XD One-Shot! I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does. LOTS of awkward pairings! :D

A strange mixture of Science Fiction and Fantasy. Harry creates a monster using magic and technology to destroy Voldemort. Random and strange. Stupid. I do not own Harry Potter. If I did, this would be a sad day for literature because my hyper-active mind is only apt for finishing a short one-shot. RATED T FOR SCIENCE!

This is based of the book 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' by Francis Scott Fitzgerald, except Hilly is slipped a potion that makes her age backwards! One-Shot Could be called 'Hilly Potter and the Aetās Reversum'

DISCONTINUED! A retired Batman saves Harry and, after taking him in and training him, Harry becomes the new Batman. Harry/OC, Harry/Draco.

DISCONTINUED! Sorry, my muse is hindered! Harry- I mean HIlly turns herself into a girl! Harry/Draco slash ;D Rated M for obvious reasons... Starts in Order of the Phoenix ends after the war... when I get there...

Harry and the crew in a nursing home! All relationships are true to the epilogue and most deaths are disregarded. Rated T for slight language.

Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco are stuck in a raft in the middle of the ocean. Why? You will see. Will they end up safe? Maybe… Any slashes? HELL YES! Drarry! ;D

Basically the name… A few random slashes, Voldy nudity, language, embarrassment and pelvic thrusting. Such a wholesome combination, eh? I think so!