Stories by TheMadKatter13

Scening Stalking by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[toplock fanbook] Sherlock has no reservations about breaking the law. In this case: a bit of light stalking and prostitution (impersonation). CU; Top Dom Sherlock / Bottom Sub John

Puer delicatus by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[TTF 56/SWN 11] on-the-star-side said: Sorry. Me again. Another prompt. Shota tiny Sherlock, hunky buff soldier John. AU; Adult Gladiator John / Shota Slave Sherlock

Discovery and Discipline by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[TTF 52/SWN 07] Sherlock has been getting off to Mycroft and Greg's coupling all winter break, but it's not enough anymore. His plan to spy on them from the closet is interrupted by them pulling him out into the light... and onto the bed. [Original/actual prompt/summary inside] AU: Adult Mycroft / Shota Sherlock / Adult Mycroft

Dr John by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[TTF 51/SWN 06] Anonymous said: For the prompt: John and Sherlock are both underage and John convinces Sherlock to let him "play doctor" so he can "have practice" when he goes to medical school one day. [Full Summary Inside] AU; Top Teen John / Bottom Shota Sherlock

A Little Experiment by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[TTF 50/SWN 05] Anonymous said: For your taboo request - Holmescest tentacle porn where one person uses a tentacle to pump the other full of eggs. Bonus points if you describe the sensations of the eggs in detail. AU; Adult Tentacle Mycroft / Shota Human Sherlock

What's in a Name? by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[TTF 45] "Why do you let him speak to you that way?"

Service the Girl by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

For the chance to be with Buffy, there was nothing that Spike wouldn't do. He would even… follow her every order, just to touch her. CU - Domme Buffy / sub Spike

Seducing the Sitter by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Commission 06] If Mary was going to hire a babysitter to spend less time at home and more time out trying to lure someone new to her bed, then John was too. Even if the one he was luring was the babysitter Mary had hired. Top Alpha Adult John / Bottom Omega Teen Sherlock

The Next Level by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Kinktober 2017 series 20: Pet Play] Sherlock takes it upon himself to escalate their already unusual sex life. Top sub Puppy John / Bottom Dom Sherlock

Bullesco by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Kinktober 2017 series 16: Pegging (sorta)] A little imaginative spellwork in a storage closet. CU; Bottom Harry
[Kinktober 2017 series 15: Object Insertion] Bilbo is a bit dismayed to find that Smaug wants to luxuriate in both of his treasures at once. CU; Top Smaug / Bottom Bilbo

Anything, Everything, Always by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Kinktober 2017 series 14: Incest] Every moment together is a stolen one for them, and Dean doesn't appreciate any interruptions. Even if that interruption is Cas himself. He complains, but the truth is: Dean will always oblige his twin's every whim. Anything to make Cas happy. AU; Top Cas / Bottom Dean
[Kinktober 2017 series 11: Orgasm Denial] It is with more than just a heavy heart that Bilbo attends to the ; Top Thorin / Bottom Bilbo
[Kinktober 2017 series 09: Asphyxiation] Arthur has always been a hands-on kind of teacher. CU; Top Arthur / Bottom Merlin

Cuckolding Isn't Just for Men Anymore by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Kinktober 2017 series 05: Cuckolding] "You're going to invite Sherlock over for tea, and then you two are going to have sex while I watch." As could be expected, John promptly choked on his morning coffee. CU; Top Sherlock / Bottom John

Cognizance Not Required by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Kinktober 2017 series 01: Somnophilia] Dean isn't awake when Castiel stops by to see him, but that isn't really necessary for what Castiel has in mind. CU; Top Cas/Bottom Dean
New Email (1) / Hey Sammy, / If you're reading this, I'm dead. CU; Sam's POV
[Commission 04] If anyone had ever told Sakura that she'd have sex in a brothel, she would have thumped them good. But in the face of an unexpected and strong aphrodisiac… Well, it's a good thing there's a familiar face around to help, even if it's not one she would have ever expected. CU.
[Merlin Reverse Big Bang] Although the first meeting of betrothed princelings Arthur and Merlin does not go as planned, nor most of the following meetings, by the time Merlin is kidnapped a year before their wedding, Arthur is left distraught by the loss. For Merlin's kidnapper, there's only one plan: torture. And it's all going as expected. AU; Top Arthur / Bottom Merlin.

For Us by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Commission 03] "Either we fuck, or we're done." Canon Divergence, Top John / Bottom Sherlock
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 36 (2016.02.05) - adjective 1. of no real value; trifling; worthless. 2. of no force or effect; ineffective; futile; vain. 3. not valid. AU.
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 35 (2016.02.04) - noun 1. things wanted or needed. AU.

Alpenglow by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 34 (2016.02.03) - noun 1. a reddish glow often seen on the summits of mountains just before sunrise or just after sunset. AU
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 31 (2016.01.31) - iadjective/i 1. preferring or thriving at low temperatures. ; AU.

Isthmus by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 30 (2016.01.30) - inoun/i 1. a narrow strip of land, bordered on both sides by water, connecting two larger bodies of land.; 2. iAnatomy, Zoology./i a connecting, usually narrow, part, organ, or passage, especially when joining structures or cavities larger than itself.; CU

Zenith by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 29 (2016.01.29) - inoun/i 1. the point on the celestial sphere vertically above a given position or observer. Compare nadir. 2. a highest point or state; culmination. ; CU.
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 23 (2016.01.23) - inoun/i 1. the branch of astronomy that deals with the nature and origin of the physical features of the moon. ; AU.
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 22 (2016.01.22) - inoun/i 1. a sunken area in the snow marking a backward fall of a skier. ; AU.
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 21 (2016.01.21) - inoun/i 1. the practice of coming to work despite illness, injury, anxiety, etc.,often resulting in reduced productivity. 2. the practice of working long hours at a job without the real need to do so. CU.

Aposiopesis by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 20 (2016.01.20) - inoun/i; bRhetoric./b 1. a sudden breaking off in the midst of a sentence, as if from inability or unwillingness to proceed. AU; Vampire Sherlock / Vampire John.
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 17 (2016.01.17) - adjective 1. playful in an aimless way: the ludic behavior of kittens. AU; Monster/Demon Gaara / Human Naruto.

Lacustrine by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 16 (2016.01.16) - adjective 1. of or related to a lake.; 2. living or growing in lakes, as various organisms.; 3. formed at the bottom or along the shore of lakes, as geological strata. CU.

Reify by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 15 (2016.01.15) - verb (used with object) 1. to convert into or regard as a concrete thing: to reify a concept. AU; Mobster Cas / Bounty Hunter Dean.
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 9 (2016.01.09) - noun 1. the more distant part of the sea seen from the shore, beyond the anchoring ground.; 2. a position at a distance from shore. ; idioms 3. in the offing, a. at a distance but within sight. b. in the projected future; likely to happen: A wedding is in the offing. CU.
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 8 (2016.01.08) - adjective 1. (usually lowercase) pertaining to or characteristic of a sybarite; characterized by or loving luxury or sensuous pleasure: to wallow in sybaritic splendor.; 2. of, relating to, or characteristic of Sybaris or its inhabitants. AU; Dom Arthur / sub Merlin.

Terpsichorean by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 7 (2016.01.07) - adjective 1. pertaining to dancing.; 2. (initial capital letter) of or relating to Terpsichore. CU.
[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 5 (2016.01.05) - 1. v. to be extraordinarily pleased; especially, to be bursting with pride, as over one's family. CU.

Salubrious by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 4 (2016.01.04) - 1. adj. favorable to or promoting health; healthful: salubrious air. CU.

Redintegrate by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[10M Word of the Day 2016 Series] Day 2 (2016.01.02) - 1. v. to make whole again; restore to a perfect state; renew; re-establish. CU.

Caves in the Mountains Are Seldom Unoccupied by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[COLLAB W/STARRYSUMMERNIGHTS] "This isn't something to play at, Sherlock," he snapped. "If it doesn't work out- what you're asking of me- we can't shrug and say 'oh well, at least we tried'. If we do this… I could seriously hurt you. Do you understand? I could lose control. I could… I could kill you." AU. Top Werebear John / Bottom Human Sherlock.
Position had nothing to do with power, and power had everything to do with trust. CU Top Arthur / Bottom Merlin.

What I'd Lose For You by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline series 43] Anonymous / Shadow Circus Asylim: Hey it's me (Shadow Circus Asylim on ffn) can you do a top sherlock bottom john rated m fanfic where as John and sherlock are nekos John is shy and innocent and sherlock is dominant and experiences Thnx

A Slave's Worth by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline series 42] sexyllamavampire / bucktooth22: I was wondering if you could write a Johnlock fic where John is an omega werewolf and Sherlock is a posessive vampire? Top Alpha Vampire Sherlock / Bottom Omega Werewolf John

Fingers by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

John's favourite cases are the ones that take them away from home. Because afterwards, Sherlock will pass out on his bed in their hotel room, and John can masturbate to his face in person rather than fantasy. Canon Universe
Naruto doesn't ask Sasuke out because he thinks Sasuke's too good for him. Sasuke beats him to the punch. AU Deaf Naruto / Waiter Sasuke

The Bees That Guard the Styx by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Hive series 07] The end of life is not often a message well-received. Rarely is there a counter-offer worth receiving. 221B Retirementlock

Libel by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline series 40] noun: a published false statement that is damaging to a person's reputation; a written defamation.

Piano Men by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline series 39] drunkenstrawberries: one of them plays the piano for fun in the middle of the mall and then all of a sudden someone is playing along with him and they just kick it off from there :)

I'll Watch Over You by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline series 38] flubber2kool: I'm sending you a prompt #8 [with you] & #11 [can you hear me]. Pairings Mystrade [and]/or Johnlock

Cooties by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 37] spnfandom777: Can you do Destiel with 4 [teacher/single parent au] and Sabriel with 6 [meeting at a coffeeshop au]?

Complications by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 36] Anonymous: Johnlock #13 Co-stars AU

A Very Merry Unbirthday by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 35] croatoan-the-line: Destiel 33 [celebrity/fan au]? :D

A Little Care by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

He needed to be taken care of, even if only for the short time Sam could do that for him. Top Sam / Bottom Frodo

Just For Me by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 34] justsuperblue: I have one I desperately want to see. I would like a story about homeless veteran John working as part of the homeless Network for Sherlock before going to 221b. Could be even Omegaverse or Sentinel/Guide (love those). Could be very angsty! Just a suggestion! Thanks! Love your writing!

Nectar by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Not all nectar is made by flowers. Bat John / Human Sherlock

Five Gifts and A Celebration by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

John is prepared to love his newly adopted son in whatever way the boy wants or needs. He's just not prepared for Sherlock to want or need /that/ kind of love. Top Daddy John / Bottom Shota Sherlock

The Reward of Patience by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 31] Anonymous: An established relationship with alpha sherlock/Omega John. John has refused to Share his heats with sherlock because of a bad experience. Gentle-but-alpha-sherlock pls? Top Sherlock x Bottom John

Double Occupancy by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 30] Anonymous: Whenever sherlock has classes and John doesn't he keeps him tied in his Room with a toy Inside so that when he has a Break... Extra Points for dirty talk [VERSION TWO] Unilock/Beheaded Boyfriends; Top Sherlock / Bottom John

A Personal Tour by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

The first time John rode a horse also happened to be the first time he wore a skirt. Established; Top Sherlock/Bottom John
It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.

Last Chance by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

This was where they ended. Johnlock

A Gamble of a Gift by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 29] coolauntsusie: Short story request: John & Sherlock (obviously), First kiss, Optional frottage, Spooning would be a bonus. A situation where they come together because the time is finally right and not because of fear or resignation or adrenaline. Johnlock.

Some Things You Can't Take Back by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Hive 06] "I wish you and dad had never adopted me!" 211b Parentlock

Occupied by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 28] Anonymous: Whenever sherlock has classes and John doesn't he keeps him tied in his Room with a toy Inside so that when he has a Break... Extra Points for dirty talk Unilock/Balletlock Ballet Top Sherlock / Rugby Bottom John

Desperate by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 27] Anonymous: Could you do something with insecure Omega John and a possessive alpha sherlock

Weihnachtsmarkt by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 25] Anonymous: "where the fuck did that clown come from?"

Obtuse by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 24] the-allusionist: "Otp first date 1/2 is nervous as anything."

Blast from the Past by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 22] Anonymous: #9 [grinding] and #10 [not wearing that] with either Johnlock or Mystrade

Trust Issues and Exercises by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 21] letalkingmime: "You want me to do what?" WereJohn and Fawnlock? Top John / Bottom Sherlock

Copacetic by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Speak of the devil and she shall appear. Mob/Gangster John / Moll Sherlock

Namesake Omens by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 20] There can only be one real 'Sherlock'. Any other is a place-holder. CU: Post-Reichenbach / Not S3-Compliant. John / Sherlock

Persistent by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

'UNCONVENTIONAL LOZENGE' SOLO-WRITE SEQUEL John makes a sleepy but executive decision. Adult Sherlock / Shota John

Unconventional Lozenge by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

CO-WRITE WITH LETALKINGMIME Sherlock has the medicine John needs. Adult Sherlock / Shota John

Willing Sacrifice by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

"No," his mother whispered into her palm. "This temple has never asked for a sacrifice!" He didn't know what that word meant, but he understood the sound of fear. His little heart began to pound in his chest and his breath shortened, his body going rigid. Great Old One Alpha Sherlock / Shota Omega John

GoldiJohn and the Three Bears by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 19] The little boy called GoldiJohn was lost in the woods when he came across a lovely cottage. Scared and alone and afraid, he eagerly ran inside. Bad Fic-Off 2014 Johniarty-Johnstrade-Johnlock / Shota John - Utter Crack

Geocentric by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

John was a Mercury. But even if he was a Moon, there was no way a Planet like Sherlock Holmes would want to be in Orbit with a washed up army doctor like him anyway. And that was fine. It was all fine. Planetlock Top Earth Sherlock / Bottom Mercury/Moon John

Three Wishes by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just because John /can/ doesn't mean he will. Not in the way that's expected of him, any way. Johnlock

The First Lesson Isn't Always the Hardest by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Homeschooled 1] An innocent question begets a filthy lesson. Vampire Adult Sherlock / Human Shota John

More Than I Could Give by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Mum had always warned him to never fall in love. She had never said it was because it would kill him. Canon Universe-top!incubus!John / bottom!human!Sherlock

Technicalities by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

John isn't gay. / Sherlock just isn't. / They make it work. Canon Universe-Johnlock

Something New by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 18/The List 01] Anonymous: ach okay this is weird but it's my birthday tomorrow and I was wondering if you could do a really smutty Sherlock anal fingering fic with bonus points for no penile stimulation until whoever comes untouched? straight up anal fingering is like, my biggest kink, and it's so hard to find anything that fits it. Johnlock

I Solemnly Swear I Am Up to No Good by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's not just domination that Irene specialises in. 221B Ficlet, nonsex-Molrene

Ghost on the Wall by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Mrs Hudson happily has no shame. 221B Ficlet, nonsex-Johnlock.

Jumping to Conclusions by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 16] princessmdp said: alpha!sherlock and omgea!john "Are you flirting with me?"

Downtime by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Even their downtime is dictated by The Work. 221B Ficlet nonsex light Dom!John / sub!Sherlock

Positive Reinforcement by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Perhaps John has been taking the wrong approach. 221B Ficlet, nonsex-Johnlock

Diamond in the Rough by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When 'the strongest Guide in England', Mycroft Holmes, is called to Afghanistan to discover the identity of a reportedly strong Guide hiding amongst the ranks of a military camp, he forces his Sentinel younger brother to accompany him. (Full summary too long, please see inside.) Sentinel!Sherlock / Guide John

Proper by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 15/The Hive 02] John presents as an omega super young while Daddy Jim isn't home. daddy alpha Jim / shota omega John
[The Tumblr Faultline 14] letalkingmime said: How you feel about "Last time I ask you for a favor!" with Smaug and Bilbo? Smaugbo - top!human!Smaug / bottom!Bilbo

(In)Formal by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

'The Holmes clan would like to formally extend an offer of courtship on behalf of their Alpha son, Sherlock SW Holmes, to the Watson clan's Omega son, John H Watson.' That was all that had been in the matching envelope John had been handed half an hour ago. Alpha Sherlock / Omega John

Subtlety is for the Uncreative by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A typical Friday night doesn't go badly so much as it first goes awry, and then it goes very, very right. greaser!Sherlock / nerd!John

Scales and Skin by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

John never thought he'd present at all. The few times he'd put thought to it, he'd never thought he'd present omega. And if he'd put any more thought into it past that, he wouldn't have imagined sharing his first heat with a mermaid. Er, merman. Potterlock, merman!Sherlock / omega!John

Welcome Home by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 13] letalkingmime said: 44. puppy love and 49. coming home with John and Sherlock :3 Domlock/Puppyplay, Dom!Sherlock / sub!John

Sweet and Tart by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Miss me, John?" There was a low moan from deep in the greaser's chest that had Sherlock smiling fondly. "I missed you, too. I did get you a treat, though. Two treats, actually, but we'll save the other for later. Would you like your first treat now?" Teenlock, Dom!nerd!top!Sherlock / sub!greaser!bottom!John

Open by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 11] type40consultingdetective said: johnlock 32 (32. open your eyes). Dom!John / sub!Sherlock

AFK by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 10] type40consultingdetective said: johnlock, "on line relationship" fic trope prompt. Teenlock

Handcuffed by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

'Contributions to Tumblr' series 10: reclusiveq said: for the au trope: Write me Bruce Banner and Tony Stark in #13 :D (See, I didn't ask for Stucky, although I was highly tempted to. I'm so predictable)

Catch and Release by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 08] shinsyl: Hi there, so my prompt is: John is a criminal on the run and well sherlock is sherlock :-D Do what you want with it, hope it is inspirational. Thank you!

Blue by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 07] gentlemoirai: Johnlock ficlet prompt: AU with soulmates and some way of knowing when you meet your soulmate for the first time. please and thank you!

Ignore by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 06] merindab: John and Sherlock and this time it's John that has the brilliant /terrible/ idea...

Suit by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 05] tearmeopenpourmeout: Ok. I've never prompted before, so here goes. John gets a new suit and does his hair differently (like the pictures I'm seeing of Martin in Fargo - at the awards ceremony) and Sherlock's brain goes off-line.

Body Shots by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 04] type40consultingdetective: johnlock. involving food somehow. must contain porn.

Need by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 03] A biological imperative for Sherlock is a sexual necessity for John. top!vampire!Sherlock / bottom!human!John

Lurk by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 01] "Stop lurking in doorways and join us, brother. John won't mind. Much." top!Dom!Sherlock / bottom!sub!John

It's Just Transport by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sherlock's body has been through a lot, too much, but it's all just transport. Johnlock

Behind the Curtains by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

From the johnwantsit Bottom!John Prompt List (65 prettyarbitrary: Whenever they go out, Sherlock keeps omega!John in a rope harness with a big knotty dildo or something tied into it, because it protects him from other alphas by showing he's claimed and physically filling him so they can't fuck him. alpha!Sherlock / omega!John

Die Axt im Haus by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A raid into a foreign village leads Jon to the plunder of a lifetime. [Sorta 'Vikings' crossover.] top!Sherlock/bottom!John

Morphine, the Matchmaker by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

John might be in the hospital, but if there's a gorgeous nurse sitting at his bedside when he wakes up, he's going to chat him up.

Just Another Day in the Office (Filthy Remix) by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

SEQUEL TO 'Not Your Average Stroll in the Park' Breaking and entering is an expected portion of every case. But now that Sherlock had revealed his secret, it was bound to make an appearance in a case sooner or later. Werewolf!Sherlock-smut version.

Hell in High Heels by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Jim always well-dressed but this was a bit different. Seb would take it. And Jim. And he would gladly beg if he had to. CU. MorMor.

Worthy by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

If John hides from the world in plain sight, it's only because his secret is laid out across his skin where anyone could see. But they don't, because he doens't give them the chance.

One vs One Hundred and Sixty-three (Sixty-four) by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

[The Tumblr Faultline 02] Being born with your soulmate's name imprinted on your soul doesn't make it any easier to find them. Johnlock.

Pashto by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A come-on in a bar turns to something more when a rejection in an uncommon language is returned. Johnlock: First Meeting.

In Sickness and In Health by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

SEQUEL TO 'THE APEX PREDATOR' A pregnant omega is a pleasant thing to have. A sick, pregnant omega is a worrisome thing to have. AU: alpha!KnightOfHell!Cas / omega!angel!Dean.

Inconspicuous by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sherlock's breath caught at the thought of John sitting in his chair, composing a new blog entry, appearing as innocent as could be, all-the-while secretly aroused by the mere memory of his friend's most recent deductions. He only had to wait for John to fidget again to confirm his hypothesis. CU: Johnlock.

The Apex Predator by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A demon shouldn't have fingers so gentle. AU: alpha!KnightOfHell!Cas / omega!angel!Dean.

Best Laid Plans by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

After the detective's suicide, anyone with eyes could see that there was no John Watson without Sherlock Holmes. Only a rare few even realized there was a flip-side to that coin: that there was no Sherlock Holmes without John Watson. Unfortunately, Jim Moriarty is one of those rare few, and while kidnapping his blogger had drawn out out the genius so well the first time, ne
Naruto had heard pregnant women get horny but it never really mattered until he started being able to reap the benefits himself. CU Naruto/Sakura.

Oh! The Lengths He'll Go by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Minsk case that had caught Sherlock's attention might have been a bust, but that didn't mean the trip itself had to be. Winterlock Exchange gift for bittergreens (holmesianpose on tumblr). Johnlock. CU.

Inconvenient Timing by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

When John's heat failed to appear three times in a row after he was shot, he figured it was just another broken piece off the broken toy soldier. So he was rather surprised to feel it start out of the blue...and not at all pleased with it starting while he was on the tube. CU: TBB alpha!Sherlock/omega!John.

Third Wheel by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

It had taken months and months of hard work, patience, care, but at last, the quiet, untalkative John Watson was hers. And then Sherlock Holmes returned from the dead. Post-Reichenbach Canon Universe. Johnlock.
After two long-term relationships come to a train-wreck of a halt, a long-term attraction finally comes to fruition. AU. Ino/Sakura.
Maybe piercings do have a (semi-)practical application after all. AU. Sasuke/Naruto.

Single-Minded by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A descent into darkness and insanity is easy when one is left alone for as long as Loki was and his broken mind can now only focus on the one thing he's always wanted. Post-The Avengers (film). CU. Loki/Thor.
After breaking off a long-term relationship, Sakura and Ino convince Naruto that all he needs is a bar hop to find a piece of fresh meat. AU. Gaara/Naruto.

All For One and One For All by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes, when desire is so great that it turns into need, you just have to go all in, and ignore your fear of the consequences of your actions. AU. Touga-Sesshoumaru-Inuyasha/Kagome no Inucest .

Mr Brightside by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Unrequited love is always difficult. Especially when she's in love with your brother. AU. Sesshoumaru/Kagome.
Up on the rooftop of the school, Naruto gets a dose of his daily, unwelcome visitors. His rapists. AU. Sasuke/Naruto. [This story requires a rewrite, but some of you seem to like it so I'm leaving it up in the mean time.]

Her Blood by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was injured and feral. She was unconscious and bleeding. Her scent was intoxicating and he would have it for his. CU. Sesshoumaru/Kagome.
It's been many years since Sauke left Konoha, but still Naruto refuses to give up on his dreams. And so does Sasuke. CU. Sasuke/Naruto.
After Sasuke has been missing all day, his reappearance greatly surprises his awaiting roommate. CU. Sasuke/Naruto.
Sequel to Firework. The night from the club continues at home. AU. Sasuke/Naruto.
One night, while visiting a club, Naruto decides to finally take a dive. Based off the club scenes in Katy Perry's Firework music video. AU. Sasuke/Naruto.
After being found from being missing for the past two weeks, Gaara finally takes Naruto back home. AU. Gaara/Naruto.

Massage by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sequel to Dominated Control. What is a Hollow to do when his King is stressed? CU. Hichigo/Ichigo.

Dominated Control by TheMadKatter13 Stale Result (Last seen: )

In his own world, Ichigo's hollow turns the tables on his manner of control. CU. Hichigo/Ichigo.