Stories by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick

January 15th, 2010: A not-so-average Friday in the life of Annabeth Chase. With her boyfriend missing, a warship to build, and the Stolls on the loose, it's a wonder she hasn't murdered anybody yet. / Dedicated to MostDefinitelyFlorentine. Based on Twisted Biscuit's "Just a Random Tuesday".

In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 11: "She probably looked beautiful, too, but Percy didn't notice because he was too scared of the positively murderous expression on her face."

Annabeth is glad she got to spend her last morning on earth with her best friend. / Dedicated to JasonGraceless. Happy birthday, Percy!

"I have brought you a hero's fate, and a hero's fate is never happy." / T for character death and minimal swearing.

"The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly." —The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Jason wakes up one seemingly ordinary morning, only to discover that 1) a girl on Nico's floor is apparently watching zombie porn; 2) Leo busted his lip in a tragic twerking accident; and 3) Reyna and Gwen fell asleep in a closet during a desperate search for Mentos and popcorn. / Alcohol and demigods? What could POSSIBLY go wrong? T for swearing.

"My fault, my fault, my own most grievous fault." / The Seven are the closest thing Hazel's ever had to a family. And Hazel's number one rule? You don't ever mess with the family, Dedicated to MaydayParade8123. T for swearing and lots of blood. Happy birthday, Idiot—or Percy, whatever—Jackson!

"And family means no one gets keft behind, or forgotten." / In which Piper can't sleep, Percy can't sleep, and Pawn Stars is out of the question. Companion piece to "Of Milk and Being a Hero".

There's something about sick days with Percy that makes Annabeth forget about how uncomfortable it is to actually be sick. / Or, Percy is a dork, Annabeth is miserable, and nobody can decide on a TV show. K plus for mild language.

It takes a while for Percy to finally realize that there's really no point in keeping secrets from Annabeth anymore.

Percy has been through many Camp Half-Blood t-shirts in his lifetime. Every one has its own story to tell. / T for swearing.

Even the strongest fighters have enemies they cannot beat. / Super-crap-drabble thing. T for swearing. Full explanation of my temporary disappearing act off the face of the earth inside! (Spoiler alert: In my defense, it was all Gaea's fault.)

Nobody says anything; they watch as Clarisse chases the Stolls in circles around the fire because they've stolen Maimer from her, and Leo's pretty sure that soon there's going to be punching involved—and it definitely will not be pretty. / Immediately after the war, Leo learns what it's really like to have a family.

In which Octavian attempts to headbang (he fails miserably), the legionnaires attempt to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" (they fail miserably), and Reyna attempts to stay sane through it all (she also fails miserably). Kind-of crackfic.

Something I wrote a long time ago but never got around to publishing: a parody of the Harry Potter version by Jon Cozart, including every book through MoA.

"Remember what Chiron told us? It's PTSD—post-traumatic stress disorder. You get the nightmares and the visions; I get those random panic attacks and the screaming and that weird thing where I kind of forget how to breathe." / Three months after the Giant War, Percy and Annabeth still don't have it easy. T for slight swearing.

"I do have neighbors and I do have to speak to them occasionally and if I'm talking to my cousin in the hallway in the middle of the night wearing nothing but my boxers, they're going to start thinking I'm not normal." / In which Jason goes to Percy for advice. Dedicated to Taffeh A. Llama.

Paul was no expert on the concept of normality, but he was pretty sure that it was not a normal occurence to have several heavily wounded teenagers lying in various awkward positions (judging by some of the more interesting ones, he figured that they'd been dumped in a hurry) on the living room floor and draped across furniture at nine o'clock on a Friday night. / Pre-HoO.

The night after the final battle with the giants, Piper reflects on her new family and how—sometimes—heroes really do get their happily-ever-afters. / Happy birthday, WiseGirl7131!

"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well." / Tiny, tiny bit of swearing.

"What did they do?" she yells, more to the silent gods than to her friends in the room. "Why did they deserve this? What more do you want from them?" / Dedicated to Innoverse. T for swearing.

The things we love have a way of coming back to us in the end. / My one-year anniversary fic. T for swearing.

Annabeth Chase's heart was a machine that he just didn't know how to fix. / Mentioned Percabeth. Dedicated to WiseGirl7131.

When they first move into their apartment together, both of them loathe it with a burning passion. / Happy birthday, Taffeh A. Llama!

If this is all there is, Annabeth Chase thinks she might be okay with it. / Dedicated to KJtheELMtree because she's amaze and I love her.

"She didn't express any shock at seeing eight fully armed half-bloods dressed for combat standing in her front hallway; instead, she seemed to be trying very, very hard not to burst into tears on the spot." / In which Percy gets a big surprise and Sally accidentally sets the stove on fire. Happy birthday, wombat-of-awesomeness!

the extraordinary love of two extraordinary people.

In which Lily disapproves of James's name suggestions. / All dialogue. M for heavy swearing and more sexual references than I think I've ever put into one fic.

He turns away and closes his eyes, one voice shouting against thousands. / Aang versus the Avatar State. Dedicated to MostDefinitelyFlorentine, because why not.

"And five—very important, five—don't let me eat pears. I HATE pears." / Rose tries to get the Doctor to eat his fruit. 10.2/Rose, post-Journey's End.

"And somewhere far away, somewhere even the TARDIS couldn't travel, Amy and Rory smiled as they watched their Doctor and their daughter, waiting for the day when they would finally come home." / 11/River, Amy/Rory. Dedicated to I'm having an identity crisis.

In which Percy and Annabeth recieve an early wedding present, Percy is a Seaweed Brain as usual, and Travis and Connor make plans for a doomsday bunker.

"How selfish he was; he wanted to pull her closer to him, wind his fingers through her hair, feel her heart beat against his and in doing so forsake the world." / Post-MoA.

Despite the challenges they're facing, Dumbledore's Army can still have some fun once in a while—at least until Ginny somehow procures the meat cleaver. / Rated T for swearing.

In which Percy employs the worst pickup line in the history of all terrible pickup lines, Leo eats all the blue waffles, Annabeth swears (a lot), and Nico is exasperated. / A very short fic consisting of 100 percent pure, undiluted crack.

Her nightmares have been getting worse.

Their love in any other world would be as strong. / Or, the Avatar Spirit is passed on once again. T for character death.

Toph will do anything to get Lin to just eat the stupid vegetables.

pride comes before a fall. / Freeverse focusing on our favorite goddess of revenge, who for some mysterious reason is not listed as a character under the PJO category.

When asked the question "What are you watching?" by one scarily-calm Annabeth Chase, it's probably not best if you run away singing a song from SpongeBob at the top of your lungs—not even if it's what the Stoll brothers told you to do. / Piper sees a "blackmail" video the Stolls took of the TLO kiss. Set between TLH and SoN. Dedicated to Empty Thoughts.

In which Percy is the "relationship guru", cinnamon muffins are requested, and Repair Boy gets a girlfriend. Finally. / Percabeth and Leyna. T for some swearing.

"Just shut up," he says, "and kiss me already." / Post-HoO oneshot. For Taffeh A. Llama, my fangirl buddy, because I love her to death.

…she creates a Percy Jackson series timeline-turned-fanfic, somehow finds a way to replicate her Mark of Athena reactions in said fic, drinks a lot of Red Bull, and stays up until midnight. / It's serious at the beginning, I swear. Dedicated to wombat-of-awesomeness.

He is her only anchor in a sea of uncertainty. / Four-shot. Dedicated to Mitzipitzi. Contains Mark of Athena spoilers.

Chiron recieves a message he didn't ever want to hear. / Mark of Athena spoilers. Like, lots of them.

"I came, I saw, I conquered." Frank gets over his fear of asking out a girl. / A short all-dialogue piece that takes place after Son of Neptune.

"It just takes time, Piper."

Oh, boy! It's another "nineteen years later" fic! First in what will probably turn out to be a series. This covers everything from after the battle to having James. Harry/Ginny, accompanied by the rest of the Weasleys. T to be safe.

Empty threats, empty promises, empty words. Mostly, your life is just one big empty. / Freeverse, and not Drew for once.

Love and war. Are they so different, really?

You're the red queen, Drew. You always find a way to win. Keep that in mind when you go for her, sweetheart. / Drew-centric freeverse with lots of mentions of Jason/Piper. Rated T for language.

Want to avoid certain death? Don't offer to polish your pregnant wife's nails at midnight on a Tuesday. / All dialogue. Rated T for swearing.

"I think a room always looks better when there's outside light coming in." "Well, I think that when I get up in the morning, I don't want the whole of Republic City to see my boxers." / Korra is sent to wake Mako up. Hilarity and a kiss ensue.

In which Thalia tells Jason about that guy named Percy Jackson, and the club can't even handle Leo right now. / Collaboration with wombat-of-awesomeness.

"His was the first face you looked upon that made you feel something inside—like you were seeing a deep-seated piece of your destiny, twined into the Fates' loom since the beginning of time." / A love story from Annabeth's point of view. T for character death.

Or, Percy's seventeenth birthday on the Argo II. For Taffeh. A. Llama.

because you're the queen bee, right? You never lose. / Dedicated to Taffeh. A. Llama.

Because Annabeth is in your arms again, and everything is okay. / Percabeth reunion fic. Happy birthday, MostDefinitelyFlorentine!

Keeping a son of Poseidon calm at thirty thousand feet up in the air is no mean feat. Trust me—I would know. / Missing moment from The Lightning Thief.

Or, three ways Percy and Annabeth could've gotten married and the one way they actually did.

Because sometimes, all you need is someone to empathize. How I think a talk between Percy and Jason would pan out.

A collection of unrelated drabbles on different characters and couples, inspired by real-world quotes. T to be safe.

Annabeth pays a visit to Sally the Christmas that Percy is gone.

Because cramming two hundred heavily armed demigods with ADHD into a small field and making them stand around for hours on end is such a smart idea, Chiron. / Percabeth, and lots of it.

For those of you who don't know, Percy Jackson gives the best underwater kisses of all time.

Oh, Apollo…

What do our beloved characters smell when confronted with a cauldron of this powerful love potion? Unfortunately, it's not Number Nine. Rated T for a bit of language.

"If this was truly what he had accomplished, if it was really what had been gained, then it was something, finally, that he was proud to take credit for." Harry's thoughts after the final battle. T for some swearing. Honestly, Ronald!

Harry's first word is not "Sirius", much to the disappointment of his godfather.

Rewritten with dialogue. One ordinary day, the Weasley and Potter children are introduced to a curious Muggle thing called a "fan-fik-shun". What could possibly go wrong? Written for wombat-of-awesomeness.

How, exactly, does the Sorting Hat make up its song each year? One-shot set before Deathly Hallows.

The first night after Ron returns, he and Harry have a conversation covering everything from Horcruxes to Hermione Granger. One-shot.

After an innocent first-year is nearly killed by the one and only Alecto Carrow, Neville wonders how much longer Hogwarts can last without Harry.

Oneshot. Ron discovers what he will call his "finest hour."

In which Katniss and Peeta receive a very unexpected surprise, and Haymitch argues with Gale. A lot.

Voldemort's nipple, McGonagall's homework, and Hermione's contagious studiousness are just some of the things you'll see in the Hogwarts toilet stalls when Harry Potter and the gang are around.