Stories by Spark Writer

There are two secrets Sherlock intends to take with her to the grave. They are, quite plainly, unutterable. Femlock.

If two words have ever in John's life sounded more bruised, more beleaguered, more beaten, he can't recall them.

You are so in love with him you think you are going to die.

It isn't good, the excitement he feels at the thought of teaching his ex-flatmate how to waltz, the songs that come to mind: Bach, Vivaldi, Paganini; the sudden vision of John swaying within the encirclement of his arms...

There's nothing in the world Sherlock hates more than hippies, and the goddamn zaniest looking one he's ever seen is apparently moving in exactly 98 feet away.

According to most calculations, humanity has another six billion years to live. This statistic, as it turns out, is devastatingly incorrect.

Epiphanies can happen at the most inopportune times. With one day to live, for example.

It doesn't make sense, so John googles it. "An infatuation lasts an average of 4 months. Once it's exceeded that, you're already in love." A curse—soft, albeit heartfelt—escapes him. He puts his head in his palms; exhales.

Love and bombs aren't all that different, John. In the end, they're almost indistinguishable.

There were certain things John would not tell his therapist. For example: I am in love with a merman.

The question, here, is why they are going to kiss.

Oh Sherlock, John thinks, you've no idea have you? Even if you did, you 'd want nothing to do with it. Nothing to do with [my] human error.

They find each other in every world, in every universe, in every plane, in every time. Sherlock/John.

You discover early on that you want him. Maybe even the very day you meet.

Of course, it takes Sherlock three decades to get around to falling in love.

Sherlock insults John. This is an understatement.

It's been eight months and Sherlock still gets breathless when John Watson walks into the room.

John is a young intern training to be a doctor at the Royal London Hospital. Sherlock is a seventeen year old drug addict. They meet, and everything changes. Teenlock.

Sherlock is dead and finds himself shockingly in heaven. Bored with the puffy clouds and pure hearted people, he texts John to pass the time. Angst, humour, platonic Johnlock with a smidgeon of romantic Johnlock, dialogue-only fic, friendship.

Every day Sherlock watches him, the boy with the golden hair and burning eyes and calm determination. There is something different about him, something a bit extraordinary. He is a greater mystery than any Sherlock has solved so far. Teenlock.

Sherlock dreams of John. Post-Reichenbach

I decided to gizoogle one of my fanfictions. This is what happened.

Seeing as I have done nearly all of these things at one time or another (or wanted to) I thought it only proper to compile an official list of the funniest should nots for fangirls and boys. Multi-fandom.

Free-verse poem that was inspired by Johnlock itself, from the POV of either John to Sherlock or Sherlock to John; I simply couldn't choose between them.

Somewhere in the beautiful chaos that was their life, there had been a shift, one so gentle and natural it had gone undetected thus far. And it was upon them now. That John knew. Johnlock.

Six months have passed since Sherlock and John's admission of feelings for one another. Things are hectic as always; the good doctor receives some unexpected news, fan girls are everywhere, marriage may be in the cards for several couples, Mycroft's jealous, Anderson has a secret, and the world's only consulting detective and his blogger find some very interesting places to snog.

A hasty apparation escapade lands Harry, Hermione and Ron just blocks from Sherlock and John's abode. And there's a fire in 221B. And a slew of angry trolls. Cheers.

Sherlock's detailed reference notes on the fangirls he has encountered in his career as the world's only consulting detective.

What happens when you put various lines from the script of Sherlock through a crazy computer translator? Here are the hilarious results. Note: For some reason, Fanfiction deleted this story the first time, so now we're back up and running, but minus forty reviews. Sigh. :(

What you didn't know about the 'Sherlock' characters . . . what's really going on in those minds, brilliant or not.

A series of 221 word unrelated drabbles, in which I will try to capture the essence of Sherlock and John's friendship and life at 221B. Not as fluffy as one might think. :D

My attempt at season three: John is devastated by Sherlock's suicide and Sherlock is determined to return to John, no matter what the cost. "He learned to see them everywhere, in everything. London was a battlefield. Life with Sherlock had been a battlefield. Friendship was a battlefield."

John should have noticed. He should have seen. He should have caught the moments when Sherlock withdrew into himself with shadowed eyes; a man losing his way in the world. Too late.

Embark on a nocturnal Halloween adventure with the consulting detective and the blogger! Infiltration of Halloween parties, trailing of two potential killers and a very enlightening closet-cram will give them potentially the best Halloween they've ever had. Enjoy!

Sherlock grapples with his feelings for Dr. Watson and creates a plan to win his flatmate's heart. "And John would come in, and they would talk and argue and laugh, and Sherlock would "delete" his feelings. The trouble was, unlike the other information, the feelings always came back." Characters: Sherlock, John, M. Morstan, Mycroft, Mrs. H, Molly, etc. Post-season one.

Devastated by Sherlock's death, John composes a string of letters never intended to reach the detective, in which he spills his feelings. Review! Post-Reichenbach.

There simply aren't words to describe Sherlock and John's deep love for each other, but this is as close as I came.

A series of day to day Sherlock one-shots. I aim to focus on Sherlock and John's lovely FRIENDship, rather than creating slash fics. I'm having great fun writing these; if you have a request, you need only ask. :D K plus just for good measure.

Hi! Each chapter is a 100 word drabble that tells of John and Sherlock's fantastic friendship and adventures from the day the meet, until the day they are parted. Review!

Sherlock's unexpected return to John...I realize this has been written a million times, but this my image. D

Snape's thoughts after he and Lily's final argument...

Its presence will never be forgotten...

An event that changed the Marauders forever...

Some things aren't meant to be. Lily/Snape

Une histoire pleine de fun, de rires et de folie ... la maison Weasley s'anime! S'il vous plaît lire et relire!

A truthful, tender story about life after the final battle. Join our favorite wizards as they meet life head on. All reviews are welcome!

The Burrow has come awake-in the middle of the night! Light, full of humor and an easy read...join the next generation of Potter's. Mischief managed!

What does Hermione smell in that illusive amortentia potion, anyway? Read and find out!

Rose helps Albus with a rather embarrasing new development. This is my first HP fic, so no flaming, please. READ and REVIEW! Thanks!