Stories by Miss Funnel Cake

She's an artist, a painter actually; see that 'smile' on her face? Well that's her most famous piece. Hermione Granger never felt beautiful.
Voldemort is back! And even more hilarious then before. From mental hospitals, scary old ladies, and strippers named Jim to Voldemort's romance novel, and how jello and toaster can kill you. Sequel to Confessions of a bald weirdo.
No one truly knew how Ron felt. Free verse.
Read the hilarious diary of Lord Voldemort as he rants about Potter, nose loss, his new boy band V.O.G, and being stuck on the back of some idiot's head.
Title says it all.