Stories by bahjoosaeyo

Rose's plan to become the next terrifying professor at Hogwarts is ruined when Scorpius becomes the new professor. He loves the idea of being stuck in a dank castle with an antiapparition ban with Rose. Things are stolen, Weasley products are used, students are roped into taking sides, bickering ensues, and to top it off Scorpius insists that they've been on dates in the past.

Scorpius was going along his merry way when he saw Rose slumped on the floor. She winds up reluctantly contracting him to help her uncover the workings of an ancient Tudor curse. While pulling of heists, researching and deceiving, Scorpius sees just how manipulative Rose can be and simultaneously develops deeper feelings and suspicion towards the most cunning of the Weasley brood.

Professor Scorpius is delighted to be stuck in a castle with Professor Rose for a whole year. Unfortunately Rose doesn't feel the same way. He attempts to change her opinion by stealing, pranking and gathering delinquent students on his side. Will that be enough to get her attention or will it be the tales of their five mysterious dates that finally gets the girl? Oneshot!

Scorpius Malfoy somehow gets roped into becoming Rose's press handler. He finds out that certain characteristics of the image she puts out to press isn't quite like what's she's really like... First story! R&R Please! RW&SM

Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.