Stories by Deadwoodpecker

That Old Darkness by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Neither can live while the other survives.

Master of Death by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

It is 1977, and He Who Must Not Be Named is ascendant. Hoping to lure out a mighty foe, he organizes a theft of Nurmengard. But as others have discovered before him, it is unwise to play with Grindelwald's possessions... This fic is H/G, and is set in a slightly-altered from canon reality.

A Harpy Tryout by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just a little bit of a playful moment between Harry and Ginny. It's a companion piece to a lilyevansjan30 story, called Auror Robes.

Brave by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny's sixth year at Hogwarts was not for the faint of heart: sometimes, the battle seemed lost before it was even fought. Written for Clara, in honor of her birthday and her bravery. Special thanks to WillowGS, who is amazing.

A Black Sanctuary by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Between the war, tracking down Death Eaters, and Ginny's nosy family, Harry and Ginny have not been able to properly define their relationship. But when a task turns into a trap, they find themselves with plenty of privacy. This is an AU, so stuff is different. Happy birthday, Lily!

Maybe It's Time by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

The war is over, and Voldemort is gone. But it takes one unforgettable night for Harry and Ginny to finally get together. AU.

A Hard Day's Night by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

The kids are asleep, Harry's just home from a mission, and Ginny has plans.

Ginny Has a Ride by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Ginny celebrate her graduation from Hogwarts. This was written for blvnk and #smuthinnysunday

Hours and Days and Maybe Years by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

"He spotted Ginny two tables away; she was sitting with her head on her mother's shoulder: There would be time to talk later, hours and days and maybe years in which to talk."

On the Banks of Otter River by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Two busy parents spend a lazy afternoon cloud-watching.

At the Far End of the Orchard by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny coaxes Harry into sneaking out with her. This is a gift for midnightelite as part of the Harry and Ginuary event. :)

Fully Puffed One-Shots by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny Potter, Senior Quidditch Correspondent at the Daily Prophet, finds herself lonely and alone in the Patagonian desert during the 2014 Quidditch World Cup... Ginny and Harry embark on a physical relationship...

Believe by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione Granger is picking up the pieces of the life she broke. The new owner of a bookstore specializing in rare magical texts, she has enough work to keep her thoughts from straying to the past... but Luna Lovegood has other plans.

Traditions by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Ginny are now engaged, but there are a few details prior to the wedding that Harry needs to take care of before they wed. This may eventually have a companion story, but I am marking it complete nonetheless.

The House in Godric's Hollow by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

A series of drabbles that look at the lives of James and Lily.

Christmas Drabbles by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just short little drabbles, H/G and family focused.

Shadows and Haunts by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

The war is over and the dust has settled. But memories linger in the dark, and the events of her time at Hogwarts have cast long shadows. Ginny's dread continues unabated: can she trust the shadows are gone for good? Can she believe what Harry seems to be telling her? When a body shows up in a shocking location, Ginny's world is thrown into turmoil yet again.

The Weasley Dilemma by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny Weasley couldn't resist buying a very special kind of snitch for a very special kind of store in Carn Alley. This is the first time she uses it. (This one-shot ties in with The Peverell Dilemma, and honestly don't know how well it stands alone.)

Good Vibrations by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

A little pamphlet advertising sex toys catches Ginny's attention one day, though not as much as it catches Harry's attention.

Yellow Submarine by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Alternate Universe. Two hurting, almost broken people reach toward the sunlight. This story has implied sexual violence and a Ginny who is two years younger than she was in canon.

Any Time at All by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Busy lives and careers make it difficult for people to connect, but Ginny is ready to sweep Harry off his feet. AU.

The Peverell Dilemma by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry slowly begins to realize that he doesn't know his best mate's little sister very well at all.

heat by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Cannons are playing, but Harry and Ginny couldn't care less.

The Room of Lost Things by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Alternate Universe. Harry and Ginny. Please enjoy this screwed up little story. Photography credit goes to Daniil Kontorovich on Behance. Editing credit to Andrea Gonzales.

The Curse of the Black Pearl by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Astoria Greengrass is afflicted with a curse that could damn her marriage to Draco to be cold and without pleasure. Narcissa Malfoy is prepared to help.

warmth by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny comes home to find Harry with another lady. This is pure, unadulterated fluff. No apologies, ha ha.

a witch in the shadows by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was her friend. her teacher. her guide. the author of her darkest hour. he taught her magic beyond what anyone thought, and one desperate use of it changes everything. Ginny Weasley is the witch in the shadows, and this is her story. Trigger warning for loss of innocence. This story will cover seven years.

There Your Heart Lies Also by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is a canon-compliant story of how Harry and Ginny deal with a relationship issue. Hey, look, no trigger warning!

The Room of Forgotten Things by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU. Harry and Ginny. Stuck in a vast room, with very few memories from before, Harry and Ginny try to find their way out.

The Afterlife by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry begins the next great adventure. (I wrote this twelve years ago, okay?)

For the First Time by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

This shows a series of firsts for Mr. Ronald Weasley.

Turba Malum by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

The night after Voldemort's defeat, a baby was left on a doorstep. But someone was watching from the shadows, and took matters into his own hands. He took Harry Potter, and left someone else behind... Please enjoy this fun little story.

The Unstoppable Gin by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry plans what he thinks is the perfect Christmas gift for his wife, but not all is as it seems. Please enjoy this sexy little story.

In Dreams and Death by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU. Harry/Ginny. Three years ago, during a terrifying battle at the Department of Mysteries, Ginny fell through the Veil. Now that Voldemort is defeated, and his life is his own, Harry begins to realize what he lost that day. Please enjoy this dark little story.
Harry and Ginny steer toward a relationship. Please enjoy this fluffy little story.

Return to the Room of Lost Things by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is the first version of the other story. It is also a re-post, but there is a very important question in the author's note!

Nightflying by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU. Harry and Ginny get together with a little nudge from Ron. Definitely influenced by my love for REM.

Harry Potter and the Shadowed Patronus by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

The battle was fought, the war is won. All is well. Why, then, does Harry Potter have the eerie feeling it's not truly over? Hogwarts stands half-broken, its ghosts missing. The Auror program is not what Harry expected. Dementors are fighting for their territory, and Harry thinks someone might be trying to kill him. Is it all in his head, or does the Boy Who Lived have more to do?

Return to the Room of Lost Things by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Alternate Universe. Harry and Ginny. This is the first version of the story (it's a play off the title Return to the Blue Lagoon for obvious reasons). It's going to be very different, but I thought it might be a fun read. You don't really want to read this, unless you've read The Room of Lost Things. Please enjoy this messed up story.

A Series of Escalating Dares by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

A little blue bottle leads to a night of adventure, with unexpected consequences.

Hekate Malfoy and the Master of Death by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

The daughter of Draco and Ginevra Malfoy must go on a journey to find the elusive Master of Death.
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.

Blackbird by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny's in danger, and Britain's most infamous (and infamously infuriating) Auror is on the case. (This is not mine, but is the fic HGFan1111 wrote last month during a renewed fervor of writing).
DLP 3.47

Polyjuice, Memory Charms, and More by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is a compilation of all of my one-shots. Most of them are sexy.

Socks by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Albus Dumbledore's death led to Mad-Eye Moody leading the Order of the Phoenix, with heart-breaking consequences. A story told in three parts. After nearly ten years of trying, this story is now - finally - complete. I changed the name back to the original title of Socks because that was how it began, back in the golden age of fanfic.
This is the continuation of both Backward With Purpose and The Book of Albus. If you haven't read either, you are going to be REALLY confused.

A Series of Escalating Dares by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU. Harry and Ginny, under the influence of a mysterious blue bottle, make a few decisions that end up changing their lives forever. Harry and Ginny never got together in HBP, although everything else is canon.

The Ragged Lady by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is Molly's story.

Socks by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco Malfoy's murder of Albus Dumbledore causes chaos. AU. Harry/Ginny.

The Maddening Crowd by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry's best source of comfort is missing in action. Fireworks ensue.

Nightflying by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

A different way for Harry and Ginny to get together - with a little shove from Ron. AU.

For the First Time by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

A series of firsts for Mr. Ronald Weasley.

Through a Dark Mirror by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Some mistakes are nearly impossible to fix. AU.

In Case of Emergency OneShot by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

For those of you who have read In Case of Emergency, this is an outtake from one of the middle chapters. For those of you who have not... what are you waiting for? H/G ADULT.

It Could Be Nicer Being Red by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is the companion story to It's Not Easy Being Green. Ginny's POV. AU.

It's Not Easy Being Green by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

A post-Hogwarts, slightly AU, Harry and Ginny story.

Harry Potter Finds Joy by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

After death reunion. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Chapter 7 is up! Feel free to tell me where you want Harry to go in the next chapters!

But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker Stale Result (Last seen: )

James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.