Stories by Every-Beet-of-My-Heart

FREE MITTENS* Need a laugh? Something to occupy yourself? Some witty (or not) comebacks? You've come to the right story! WARNING: major Potter, Dumbledore, and Weasley Bashing! Harry Potter has a stupid twin. First chapter is optional- see warning inside. Twists and turns so confusing and unpredictable I can almost guarantee you'll be lost at one point. *Sorry, no free mittens :(

"Whenever I close my eyes and imagine myself two years from now, no matter what I do, I can't imagine it without you." James and Lily had a love so deep the ocean was jealous. This is how it started. Jily oneshot

"Until you find a caterpillar that will turn into the butterfly you have wished for your entire life. Then they spread their wings freely and fly away from you, just like everyone else." Luna Lovegood's story on how she became the way she is today, all told in a one-shot. Please read and review!

ONESHOT There's a reason why Harry never snapped or really dealt with all of the deaths he's seen. There are no memories it's OK to forget... R&R please!