Stories by LogicalPremise

A mixed story/documentation piece describing much of the technology of the ME universe, including that which is only found in the Premiseverse. Some light language and a few morally questionable research descriptions. As with all my documentation type stories, this one is free to use by anyone who needs is.

The Third Hokage dies stopping Orochimaru before he can defect, leaving Danzo a much freer hand to do as he pleases, and in the aftermath of the Kyuubi Attack, nothing stopping him from his long-held goals of being Hokage and strengthening the Leaf Village. Yet Danzo finds himself having to alter his plans again and again, and ultimately having to stand in the light he so despises.

Do you know what the PremiseVerse needs? A Pre-Prequel! This is a look into a side seen, felt, but rarely touched on in depth in the PremiseVerse; What was it like to be on the other side of Victor in the closing weeks of the Days Of Iron? This is a pre-ME1, pre-alien contact, pre-mass effect ME fic, written by members of the Discord Server and our own beloved Hack LogicalPremise,

My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.

This is an in-universe document story covering the history, ideals and formation of the mysterious and enigmatic Quarians beyond the Hangman's Relay, the Greater Quarian Dominion, including their membership, formation, and ideals. Written by the mighty Xabiar, with inputs from several members of the Editing Gang. Some of the concepts will be mature.

An intelligence / story format report, this time on the Traverse, including corporations, groups, and people.Ties in somewhat to the ongoing Discord RPG set in the PV as well as setting up story elements for TWCD. Nothing in terms of bad language, violence, etc, although a little dry to read. As the format is borrowed from IRL intel reports, feel free to use it for your own work.

This is an in-universe document story covering the history, ideals and formation of the massive Terminus Systems criminal empire, the Circle of the Fallen, including their membership, formation, and ideals. Written by the mighty Xabiar, with inputs from several members of the Editing Gang. Some of the concepts will be mature. (Complete)

A new intelligence / story format report, this time on the enigmatic crime boss known as the Shifter. Ties in somewhat to the ongoing Discord RPG set in the PV as well as setting up story elements for TWCD. Nothing in terms of bad language, violence, etc, although a little dry to read. As the format is borrowed from IRL intel reports, feel free to use it for your own work.

A series of documents examining an AU version of the Naruto world's history, starting with times long before chakra and ending up just after the end of the series, designed to flesh out and provide creepypasta to an otherwise silly world that makes very little sense. The Cerberus Files for the Narutoverse. Some disturbing concepts and imagery but nothing too bad.

A THIRD set of updates to the original! That's right, I'm so incompetent I had to redo it YET AGAIN. Expanded notes on every aspect of the Systems Alliance, from ships, weapons, and armor to government, complete orders of battle, and more terms. Now updated (May 2021) with tactical considerations, plus the March 2020 updates.

This is an in-universe document story covering the history, ideals and formation of the Teriminus Clan. Includes a great deal of heretofore unseen history about the fringes of the galaxy, and the basis of the Terminus Systems even existing. Written by the mighty Xabiar, with inputs from several members of the Editing Gang. Some of the concepts will be mature.

Second part of a roleplaying segment set in the Premiseverse, combined with expanding on understanding some of the pre-Prothean races and their impact on the current cycle. Warning, this is going to be hard and ugly sci-fi horror mixed with political maneuvering and science babble. Language, imagery and concepts are probably best not left to teens or children.

A prequel of sorts in preparation of a roleplaying segment set in the Premiseverse, combined with expanding on understanding some of the pre-Prothean races and their impact on the current cycle. Warning, this is going to be hard and ugly sci-fi horror mixed with political maneuvering and science babble. Language, imagery and concepts are probably best not left to teens or children

A summary set of position papers submitted by the human Commissariat to the Lords of Sol, justifying and explaining many of the more extreme elements seen in the mainfic and side stories or documentation. This will be a sort of 'mixed' story format: one section mostly a position paper, the next interaction between the Commissars and the Lords, or scenes of them digging things up.

This is an in-universe document story covering the history and the major players of the Terminus systems. This includes Omega and Aria as well as new cultures, people and forces alongside the context of the region and how it relates to the Citadel. Written by the mighty Xabiar, with inputs from several members of the Editing Gang. Some of the concepts will be mature.

As we continue to expand and refine the Premiseverse, I realized that there are a lot of voices and perspectives besides my own that have shaped, changed, and altered it. This is an exploration of those voices, in a series of one-shot stories being done as part of a contest on my Discord Site. This is the second year of the contest.

An in-universe summary of events in the Premiseverse's 20th and 21st Centuries, as written by SLotH4. A record of events leading up to the Days of Iron. Rated M for adult language and mature concepts.

Small snippets and one shots of some interesting moments, concepts and flashbacks in the long storyline of my AU OSaBC Series. Some hard language. Warning: possible glurge and angst, happy tears and fluff, and weaponized cuteness in the form of Wrex's son.

An in-universe summary of the Baddest MF ever, Richard Williams/Manswell as written by Jacob. An OC, so it should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing really bad, not even language, although some concepts may be disturbing.

An in-universe summary of the AIS Director, Yonis Chu, as written by EnigmaticOne. An OC, so it should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing really bad, not even language.

The Message sent out by Sarah Williams that resulted in Uressa T'Shora coming to stop the turians from bombarding and conquering the Earth in the PV. Definitively not canon.

An STG report about General Rachel Florez. Set before the start of OSABC. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. One minor curse word, but nothing particularly bad.

A proposal by Seven Seven. This is an in-universe document story covering the galactic history, the Citadel, C-Sec, Citadel political groups, the ministries and subcommittees, Spectres, and the Citadel Fleet. Written by the mighty Xabiar, with inputs from several members of the Editing Gang and maybe a story excerpt here and there. Most likely teen, no foul language expected.

As we continue to expand and refine the Premiseverse, I realized that there are a lot of voices and perspectives besides my own that have shaped, changed, and altered it. This is an exploration of those voices, in a series of one-shot stories being done as part of a contest on my Discord Site.

An extremely and bizarre in-depth STG Analysis of P., the mad ur-turian. Covers background, history, tactics, atrocities, flavors of candy, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. All the mature concepts. Not fit for children, teens, adults, or people who dislike anyone who makes the Joker look sane.

The STG Field Manual details out all aspects of the STG, from its organization and structure, to weapons, mission types, report structures and more. A free-to-use resource inspired in part by Xabiar's "XCOM Files" organizational reports (which may have been inspired by the Cerberus Files, lol) and mostly a challenge to myself to see if I can organize gud or not. Some cursing.

An in-depth STG report about our favorite troll, Vigil. Set in the early parts of ATTWN. Covers history, tactics, and awesomeness. Part of my Mass Effect AU, not canon compliant. Nothing particular ugly in here.

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the volus, elcor and yahg. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.

An in-depth STG Analysis of Matriarch Thessial, eternal party-girl and mad scientist. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. Some mature concepts.

A requested guide to some of the more esoteric (and nasty) elements of the Premiseverse, from the viewpoint of the ever calm and polite Admiral Ahern. Set just prior to Ahern taking over 5th Fleet. Will be expanded based on feedback.

A series of drabbles covering the questions that really shouldn't be answered. Angst. Cursing. Lots and lots of very bad ethical situations, broken emotional states, and all the things that show why the Premiseverse is fractally evil. Rated M for the situations, language, and things kids don't need to be reading.

Cerberus's take on the SA. Follows the style of the the Cerberus Files for alien races, but this time going into the dark and ugly history of the Systems Alliance, changes in human culture, and details about the government, politics, and more, written by Minsta. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.'

An STG report about Major Preston Kyle, Lion of Mindoir. Set before the start of OSABC. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. Kyle is canon but my interpretation of him is not. Nothing particularly bad, no language or anything.

The story of the Legacy Team in the First Contact War: Ahern, Kyle, Florez, Chu, and Saracino. A pre-ME1 quickfic covering some of the OCs from the main story as they go up against the Turian Hierarchy and then struggle to adapt to the changing lives they are forced into by surviving. M for violence and Ahern's mouth.

An in-depth STG Analysis of Rasa, semi-OC character, and Brooks, remake of a canon character. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. Some mature concepts.

An in-universe summary of my AU version of Maxwell Manswell, an OC descended from Victor Masnwell. Please note this is HEAVILY AU (and should not be taken as a canon resource. Probably not suitable for kids. Written entirely by Jacob with assistance from Liethr.

An in-universe summary of my AU version of the Batarian Emperor. Please note this is HEAVILY AU (no Emperor in canon) and should not be taken as a canon resource. Probably not suitable for kids, duh. Requested by Militarist.

An in-universe summary of my AU version of the Shadow Broker. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing particularly bad, but some ugly references to mass murder and other unpleasant acts, some language. Primarily written by Jacob.

An in-depth STG report about the Broker's executioner, Tazzik. Set prior to TWCD. Covers history, tactics, and frightening power. Part of my Mass Effect AU, not canon compliant. Nothing particular ugly in here but some language.

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the hanar, drell, and vorcha. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the batarians, quarians, and krogan. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.

An in-depth STG Analysis of the Dagger. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU.

A study of the biological origins, theory and powers of biotics, along with the various perspectives on biotics that the races of the Mass Effect universe have. Updated with new powers as time goes by. Free to use for all.

An in-depth STG report about the Illusive Man, Jack Harper. Set just after the Butcher is revealed as Shepard at Ilium in TWCD. Covers history, tactics, and awesomeness. Part of my Mass Effect AU, not canon compliant. Nothing particular ugly in here. Co-authored by Aberron.

Liara T'Soni attempts to gather her mother's wisdom and thoughts on siari, Athame, asari culture, asari philosophy, and some biographical material to recreate and publicize Benezia's tenets of belief. An exploration of rarely discussed parts of asari culture. Rated M for some sexualized references and Aethyta's mouth. Irregular updates.

An in-universe summary of my AU version of Trellani. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing particularly bad, but some ugly references to mass murder.

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien black operations forces and the dark acts of their governments, and of some criminal groups. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity, images and ideas.

An in-universe summary of my AU version of Doctor Okeer. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Nothing particular bad.

An in-depth STG Analysis of the Iron Man, Jason Delacor. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU

As proposed by AlsoKnownAsMatt, this is a collection of full interviews conducted by Emily Wong with various in-story characters as events move along. Storyline and Emily doing some investigative reporting between interviews. Part of the Of Sheep and Battlechicken Premiseverse, so watch out for hard language and violence at times.

Warning: Crackfic. What if someone hit the Premiseverse with a happy button, and Ahern was the Spectre that Shepard should have been? Will only make much sense if you are familar with the rest of my series. M mostly for language, and violence. Does not feature angst, conspiracies, or sanity, and it's Saren, Balak and Ahern against an enemy you will die laughing to behold.

As envisioned by Aberron and LogicalPremise. This is a 'canon' write-up of the document, not specific to the Aberronverse or Premiseverse. The manifesto that spells out exactly why human supremacy in a galaxy of aliens is not racism or bigotry, but a survival imperative. There may be AU-specific follow-ups to the original text.

An STG report about the Odd Couple, Kai Leng and Theodore Pellham. Timeframe is the beginning of ME2. Covers tactics, history, weapons, and things you didn't know.

(Request by RED78910) An STG report on Matriarch Uressa T'Shora, covering her history, tactics, and more. Part of my Mass Effect EU.

An in-depth STG Analysis of the Black Blade of the Vasir. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU. Some mature concepts.

An STG report about Admiral of the Red Tradius Ahern. Set about six months before the Butcher appears in TWCD. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU.

An STG report about Tela Vasir, asari Spectre. Set just after the Butcher appears in TWCD. Covers history, tactics, and abilities. Part of my Mass Effect AU.

Naruto looks on with a torn heart, as Sasuke propositions Sakura. Can he pretend to be fine with it, and what will he do when he hears Sakura's response? (Basically, trolling.)

A continuation of the Alternative Universe story in "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken," as Major-Commander Shepard deals with her promotion, a series of threats that could take down the government of the SA, and the ramifications of humanity joining the Council. Includes Pinnacle Station and Bring Down the Sky. M for language and violence. FShep/Liara. Coauthor Progman. Now complete.

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the asari, turians, and salarians. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.

An in-universe summary of AU ME1 as told in Of Sheep and Battlechicken. Contains a timeline, character profiles, the important players and groups, and justifications for why things happen as they do later on in the series. Please note this is HEAVILY AU and should not be taken as a canon resource. Some disturbing descriptive images and medical terms, but nothing too bad.

Minato isn't an idiot. He has enough sense to know why the Third wanted him to be Hokage. Thing is. . . he doesn't feel ready for the job, and a talk with Orochimaru sends both him and the snake sannin in an entirely new and chaotic direction. No clue as to pairings or eventual ends yet.

Naruto , after the battle with Pain, is trying to come to grips with his emotions about the Village, his father, Hinata, Sakura, and fate. Unfortunately, he's not quite as happy with the outcomes as people expect him to be. No real pairings, although onesided Naru/Saku and onesided Shino/Hina. Some swearing, some mild gore.

My answer to what the Reaper Cycles are really about. What if the Reapers weren't the pinnacle of evolution? What if they were the hiding spots of a post singularity culture that tampered with things best left alone? Now completed.

My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.

An STG report on Shepard, the Butcher of Torfan. Ties into my AU. Details about her cyberware, tactics, abilities, psychology, and more. Timeframe is during ME3.

An STG report on the Thorian, identified as the Tho'ian race from ME2. Ties into my AU, but the technical details and medical stuff about how the Thorian works can be used in any story.

A prequel to "Of Sheep and Battle Chicken," Rael'Zorah has to complete his Pilgramage, but gets caught up in a whirlwind of political intrigue, interspecies romance, murder, and a shadow war between a Terminus Warlord and the Shadow Broker. Includes cameos by Saren and some other OCs seen in my main fic. DEAD.

Grunt has his turn , a retelling of the fight against the Reaperized Rachni, and of how death is never the end. M for language. One-shot.

Liara's discussion with Matriarch Aethyta, in full. FShep/Liara, bits and pieces. M for some racy , dirty language.