Stories by greggsmk

The Green Eyed Spectre by greggsmk Stale Result (Last seen: )

What happens when you give a man who can bend reality to his will the license to do so whenever he wants? Harry Potter, internationally renowned wizard, left Earth to fight for the Alliance under the codename Shepard during the First Contact War. Now, when Alliance leaders are looking for the best Spectre candidate possible, an old dossier comes to mind…HP/LL, not HP/MEgirl pairing
The Warden Commander of Ferelden, Duncan, is in need of recruits given the blight ravaging the land. Traveling south, he does his best to gather as many promising hopefuls as he can, and Thedas is forever altered. A rationally expanded look at the normal Dragon Age Novelization-just where will this strange plot lead us? To an alternate universe, perhaps? Will be M!Cousland/Morrigan

42 Ways the Galaxy Ended by greggsmk Stale Result (Last seen: )

ZAP went Harbinger's red laser of death as it lasered Shepard to death. Never fear! [Insert Name Here] was right behind him/her, and managed to make it all the way onto the Citadel! An odd take on how firing the Crucible might have looked from another perspective. Be warned, here be crack. Rated M for lots of death, cursing, smoking, citrus-flavored starships, and Kelly Chambers.
With the Blight and the events in Amaranthine behind him, Aedan Cousland can finally go looking for his wayward lover, Morrigan. Eventually tracking her down to the Dragonbone Wastes, he finds her standing in front of an Eluvian, an ancient mirror. And as the witch explains, this mirror is no mere portal, but a gateway that can take them anywhere, or anywhen...M!Cousland/Morrigan

Shepard's Seraglio by greggsmk Stale Result (Last seen: )

We've all heard stories of the many loves of Shepard. Well here and now, I draw the line. For too long, FemShep has been denied her rightful love life. For too long she has been relegated to choosing one out of the many options available. No longer! This time, FemShep's getting all the love interests. Because when you're out saving the galaxy, just one isn't enough! Oneshotcrackfic

Harry Potter and the Castle's Key by greggsmk Stale Result (Last seen: )

Born in 1978, Harry Potter was raised to be normal. He soon learns that he is anything but; he's really a wizard meant to attend Hogwarts! Quickly befriending three fellow boys, Fred, George, and Lee, the foursome is off exploring the castle when they unleash something locked away for centuries. Now it is up to them to find it, stop it, and save Hogwarts! 1st Year Story, Not Slash.

Harry Potter and the Golden Throne by greggsmk Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter is about to be sorted, completely terrified at the thought of being rejected from Hogwarts. It turns out that he needn't have worried, for the Sorting Hat has just the right answer.

The Adventures of Space Pirate Commander Shepard by greggsmk Stale Result (Last seen: )

Jack once told him to try his hand at Space Piracy. Finally fed up with the Council's lack of action, Shepard does just that. Unfortunately, he also manages to find the one profession he's terrible at. Tremble, galaxy. Space Pirate Commander Shepard has been born.

Love, Peace, and Donuts by greggsmk Stale Result (Last seen: )

One of Shepard's conversations with EDI has a different outcome, and as a result, EDI is forevermore changed. There are ideals anyone can aspire to, organic and synthetic. But, rising above the chaff are the three big ones. The three that bring meaning to an otherwise bleak and dreary life. These three are Love, Peace, and Donuts. A oneshot crackfic to bring a smile to your faces.

The Speech by greggsmk Stale Result (Last seen: )

Shala'Raan, after receiving and odd video regarding Tali takes her concerns to Rael'Zorah. In the video, Tali is firing up her team before the mission to Haestrom the way Commander Shepard did for all those really important missions during her Pilgrimage, with a good old-fashioned spirit-boosting speech. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds, a oneshot spoof for your reading pleasure.