Stories by hp1piececraziness

Advertising from the Dark Side by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

When First Order recruitment reaches an all-time low, Supreme Leader Snoke orders Kylo Ren and General Hux to create a new series of advertisements. As usual, personal interests and emotional outbursts get in the way. Could this be a failure that tops the destruction of Starkiller Base? Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars.
Frustrated by inefficient law enforcement, Ben Solo takes justice into his own hands when he finds a strange notebook enabling him to kill a person simply by writing their name. When his widespread killing of criminals gains the attention of an elusive detective known only as The Scavenger, he is ensnared in a deadly battle of wits. Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars or Death Note.
My take on a challenge that Baka Usagi posted. Luffy dies after becoming the Pirate King at the hands of the marines. However, because of his monster appetite, he becomes a hollow and quickly soars to the Vasta Lordes level. Aizen takes him in as an Espada. [This is it.]

Guardian by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ichigo Kurosaki's original world was completely annihilated. He is the only survivor but is cursed and is now immortal. The Hogwarts founders had taken pity of him and let him live at Hogwarts as it's guardian and protector. Now he watches as Harry and his friends go to Hogwarts and learn at the great school Ichigo helped build. [It's finally time to lay this story to rest.]

The Cost of Life by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lovino has withered away for eighteen years along the streets of Naples, struggling to support himself and his brother. When a desperate crime brings him into contact with Signore Antonio Fernández Carriedo, an eccentric benefactor offering aristocratic comforts at a miniscule price, Lovino is immediately suspicious. After all, the world is full of traps. Spamano slash.

Shooting Stars by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

Locked in the Maggot's Nest with Aizen is Ichigo's twin sister, a girl with strange powers that Soul Society wishes to keep secret. Ichigo has no memory of her and remains unaware until far too late. Craziness follows when she breaks out and hides in the World of the Living. But darkness is never far behind the chaos.[Chapter 4: eh...?]
In which there is a quest to reclaim a mountain, an angry dragon, many people who were NOT expecting this, and snarky narrators who should really shut up and eat the popcorn by now. A.K.A. prepare for everything you love to explosively turn into rainbows. Not the happy kind; the crazy, trippy kind.

Sidekick by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

Live as long as Ichigo had, and you would have experienced just as many ups and downs and crazies. After all, life at Hogwarts was never quiet. Complementary collection of oneshots, mini-series, and drabbles for Guardian. Mostly due to my muse being stupid. [52: Happy Valentine's Day]

And the Days That Pass Us By by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

A car hits Kitahara Asuka and reality seems to have taken a vacation from then on. Stuck in the company of a sly bartender, a possibly insane story collector, and a cold inn manager, Asuka just wants to go back home, despite her supposed death. While in her stubborn refusal to acknowledge her death, the memories of her past life slip away. And she realizes her mistake too late.

The Thoughts of a Mentally Unstable Death Eater by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

Barty Crouch Jr. tries to excuse his insanity and contemplates other Death Eater related topics. This is a series of humorous drabbles. Some of the drabbles are not from Barty Crouch Jr.'s perspective, but most of them are. There's a bit of Bellatrix, Snape and the other Death Eaters later on. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter; it belongs to J.K. Rowling.

Discontent, the by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

Team F receives a new assignment. Their new target: an illusive Alfred F. Jones. With far too little information for a successful assassination attempt, Nike and his team have to improvise and pull all the stops to pull this off. They're going to need a miracle. A miracle Fate doesn't seem to feel obliged to give.
Panem was little, but rest assured, he was going to be big one day. And so Panem grew and threw away his memories of America and drank his techno colored glasses of alcohol and watched wars go by and children die. Panem was clever, he could figure this all out. Maybe. Not really. [OC and trying new writing style]

sysTeM FaIluRE by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

A collection of drabbles and oneshots in the sysTeM eRRor, PlEasE rEseT universe. Maybe spoilers for Hetaoni. Not really. My muse is still being stupid. [Leap 1: Miss Miracle]

Spare Him from the Darkness by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

WARNING DARK PLOT: Gollum regained the Ring just before Frodo and Sam could enter Mordor. Frodo has been captured by the Enemy and driven insane by torment. Although he escapes with the aid of the remaining members of the Fellowship and an elf maiden with a secret dark past, Frodo continues to bear lasting mental scars. But despite all of this, his duty as a Ring-bearer remains.

sysTeM eRRor, PlEasE rEseT by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

He loves the old architecture and beautiful decorations. He hates his prison. He loves running. He hates the scrambling, heart racing sprinting, and terror. He loves the quiet. He hates the hollow sensation of being alone with the monsters. He loves the thought of escape. He hates that he drags in the newcomers with him into the terror every time. OCs and headcanons about HetaOni.
He's probably drunk. After all, this is out of character and he only acts out of character when drunk.

This was Probably a Bad Idea by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ichigo finds a river flowing through a wacked up town. He eats some chocolate there when someone stumbles upon him. Part of the Lights!AU

Turn Off the Lights by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Art of War states that POWs should be treated with respect and be incorporated into your army. Case in point, Kurosaki Ichigo. Although, in his case, there needed to be a bit of cleaning up. And memory wiping. [Chapter 4: Eien is a butthole and aw yeah, CHOCOLATE!]

No Salvation by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

A selfish wish. /Please god, please, don't let her die./ There is not god in war to listen to the desperate and selfish cries.
After Voldemort took control, the Hunger Games was born. It began as a way to purge the weak, but later served as punishment for a failed rebellion led by a group called the Order. Draco and Hermione become tributes. They form an unlikely alliance toghether. The prologue has a full summary of how the Games began since how it started is slightly different in this story. Dramione.

Mosmordre:The Assassin by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

As soon as he gets back from Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is brought to the headquarters of the Death Eaters. Soon, the Dark Lord assigns him the very important task of assassinating Albus Dumbledore. The other Death Eaters are sure that he won't succeed and it doesn't help that the Order is determined to kill him, but Draco isn't going to just accept failure. Please review!

Under The Dark Mark by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is the story of several Death Eaters who went to school during the Marauder-era. This story focuses on Barty Crouch Jr., but it's told from multiple perspectives. It focuses on the events during the Marauder-era/First Wizarding War, but it will include some of the Second Wizarding War at the end. Please read and review! Constructive criticism is welcome also, but no flames!

Raining by hp1piececraziness Stale Result (Last seen: )

He had been killed, but no one was able to see him and help him. This is just a little drabble I felt like writing.
The crew is separated at the new island. There they meet a strange group of people...