Stories by megamatt09

Post No Way Home, Peter Parker is alone. A visitor opens a brand new door in Peter Parker's life and in Spider-Man's. Not suitable for children. Peter/Wanda/Multi.

A long running anthology featuring Harry Potter and a variety of women from different fandoms(including his own) in naughty situations. Latest Chapter on 6/23/2023 features Talisa Maegyr from the Game of Thrones.

AU. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. More in the author's notes.

After Harry and Hermione return from rescuing Sirius and Buckbeak, Harry wakes up at the beginning of the day. Which he will have to relive over and over again. Groundhog's Day story. Harry/Multi.

Harry's down in the dumps after his fourth year. Things get more interesting when a woman shows up claiming to be his Fairy Godmother. Maybe things are on track to change for the better? Debauched and not for children. Harry/Multi.

Sequel to Paragons. Missing fiends from the past rising up from the bad place brings the Master of Death in to assist the Legends. However, for Harry Potter, something more personal is involved.

In Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions, Harry meets a young witch named Lyra Malfoy. Everything changes. AU. Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry. Fem!Draco. Eventual Harry/Lyra/Others, but that's in the future. On Hiatus for the summer.

More mysteries leads to a battle with Harry and his friends against a Looming Darkness. The Final Part of a Trilogy. Some parts not suitable for under eighteen.

More mysteries from the past leads to a rather troubling future as Harry continues his journey. Part Two of a Three Part Series. Some content not suitable for the underage.

With the erasure of his former world, Harry Potter is reincarnated as the last son of Krypton, Kal-El. First part of a trilogy, Harry/Multi. Some chapters not suitable for eighteen and under.

Harry is sent back in time in his younger body. A bit miffed he got pulled away from his perfect life and happy ending, Harry decides to screw with everything and everyone. First person perspective. Crack. Some DC Legends of Tomorrow and Supergirl crossover, but mostly Potter related.

AU, Very AU. A socially isolated Gryffindor named Hermione Granger is summoned to see the Slytherin Kingpin, Harry Potter. It would be rude to ignore his request, even if she has doubts. Dark!Harry, Manipulative!Harry. No Crossovers.

Harry decides on a different career path than Auror during his Career Consulting. Umbridge is not pleased that he's after her job. One Shot.

Hermione Granger spends some time reflecting on her past mistakes sixteen years after Voldemort. And her greatests fear comes true when she gets a letter from her sister. But, Hermione doesn't have a sister. Right? Slight Supergirl crossover in the background.

Dolores Umbridge is a really awful human being with no low too low and no action too petty. Hermione finds this out in the worst possible way. One shot.

Spider-Man goes deep under cover to root out a HYDRA conspiracy at Beacon. And more importantly, very deep under cover with several lovely ladies. Light on plot, very AU, and not for children.

A series of encounters between Harry and the lovely women of Overwatch. Not for children.

Harry confronts Hermione about how useless the DA list jinx was. One Shot.

AU A chance conversation between Ginny and Tom about the Death Eaters who claimed the Imperius Curse changes Tom's focus who he targets. Dark. Character deaths. No happy ending. One Shot.

Hermione Granger's past comes back to haunt her when she is summoned before the Wizengamot for a hearing. Not for Hermione fans, obviously. One Shot.

An anthology of shameless smut featuring Harry/Hadrian conquering the women of Game of Thrones. The Dragon King has risen again and winter is not the only thing coming. Not for children. Or the perpetually offended.

AU of Season 8 Episode 5 of Flash. Thawne won't escape his fate. Not this time. One shot. Crossover.

Thanks to a chance opportunity Harry Potter's reality is unwritten and he becomes the Dragon King, Hadrian Peverell. Harry/Multiple Women Over Multiple Fandoms. Light on Plot. Content not suitable for children.

Join Luna Lovegood as she tries to unravel some of the strange mysteries of the Harry Potter world. Or add more confusion along the way.

Harry Potter is sentenced to Azkaban for the murder of Dolores Umbridge. Consquences must be faced by all. Not for Ron or Hermione fans. Repost.

Harry Potter always has been determined to the point of madness. The coming Crisis will test his determination even more. Harry/Multi.

In 6x10, when Kara is trapped by Nxyly, someone other than Mxy shows up to give her a hand. Emerald Flight(HarryKara), naturally. One Shot.

With several top Justice League members out of commission, our heroes have to deal with several groups who have their sights set on Earth for their own deadly goals. Harry Potter and Young Justice crossover with other Marvel and DC elements. Harry/Multiple women.

Follow Up to Symbiosis. After their trip to Argo, Alex, Kara, Gwen, Lena, and Alura get marooned on a mysterious place called Battle World where they meet allies and enemies alike, all brought their at the whims of the mysterious Beyonder. Alex/Multiple Women.

Harry's journey through the Disney Animated canon and the lovely women it contains, all to acquire enough power to bring his beloved wife home. Harry/Multiple Disney Women. Content not suitable for minors and smut will both shameless and plentiful. Plot will occur purely by accident. Childhoods will be destroyed.

The missing sixteen hours leaves a mystery for Harry and the team to deal with along with other threats both known and unknown. Young Justice Crossover, with other Marvel and DC elements. Harry/Multiple Women.

Alex Danvers gets her hands an amazing alien suit which changes her life. Spider-Man and Supergirl crossover. Alex/Multiple Women. Not Suitable for Children.

Summary: After the death of Harry Potter, he is resurrected as Project Kr, or Superboy. Young Justice Crossover, with other Marvel and DC elements. Harry/Multiple Women.

Deadpool receives a job as Argus Filch's Assistant Caretaker at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Features much insanity, hijinks, bedlam, and shameless destruction of the fourth wall, all brought to you by everyone's favorite mercenary. Pure insidious crack. The fifth and final year of this adventure begins in September 2019. You may not survive the experience.

A brief note one of my stories has been copied without my permission, again, on a profile claiming to be my alternate one(which, spoilers, it's not), and it's the return of an old fiend, lovingly dubbed the HP Fandom Hydra by some. How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Perra?

Some asshole, likely the spammer, found a way to exploit the profile on this website to rewrite people's profiles when logged in. The website is a dumpster fire, the admins are ostriches, and yet, people still want to give this website the benefit of the doubt. What the fuck? Update: Acknowledged on Twatter er Twitter.

Flashpoint leads to far more lasting ramifications for Barry Allen and the rest of the world. Barry/Iris/Caitlin/Kara/Others. Some chapters contain content not suitable for underage readers.

RAO Enterprises creates a calendar featuring Harry Potter. What madness has been spawned from this idea? DC/Marvel Crossover starring Harry Potter. Rated for naughtiness and some content might not be suitable for certain people.

Hermione Granger fights the Curse of Spam. Perhaps she should listen to Luna Lovegood from time to time.

The Ministry of Magic and the Daily Prophet sends out a special message about the lies regarding the Dark Lord, what a great progressive woman Dolores Umbridge is, and how you should beware non Ministry approved news. Satire.

Snape teaches the facts of life to Hogwarts students, as only he can. What could go wrong?

When someone steals from someone who has cancer, the troll's antics no longer become wacky and amusing. The last update, and for good reason.

An announcement of my departure for this website, something that's been building for years, and pushed forward by six months due to recent events. You can still find me at Archive of Our Own and elsewhere. Get those links with the Page of Important Links on my profile page

A series of disappearances of troubled youths across two cities result in a team up between Supergirl and Nightwing to track down the parties or parties responsible. Nightwing/Supergirl.

A Harry Potter who has lost everything forces Voldemort's hand. One shot.

To get out of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry enlists the help of one of the most dangerous forces on the planet. An attorney. Marvel crossover, one shot.

AU. The Disciples of Zod were not the only ones who arrived with the second meteor shower which is a good thing for Clark. Some elements of Marvel, Supergirl, and Arrow featured. Clark/Multi. Some parts not for children, hence the rating.

One heroine is fresh off of the defeat of the Dark Lord. The other heroine is recovering after the collapse of the Justice League and the death of her cousin. Alia Potter and Kara Kent meet in Vegas and the magic happens. Featuring female on female action, a collective consisting of multiple women, and some content not suitable for children. Fem!Harry/Kara/Multiple Other Women.

AU. A mishap from the veil lands Harry on the island of Lian Yu. Because, naturally, it's the kind of luck Harry has. Harry Potter/Arrow/Flash/Supergirl/Smallville fusion story, Harry/Multiple Girls. Some content not suitable for children.

The grind of dealing with Umbridge and those who believe her coupled with a constant barrage of hate and harassment breaks down Harry Potter. Nearly to the point where he loses confidence in himself and starts to believe those who put him down. Thankfully, a visit might help things and prove that even Harry Potter needs a hero.

A series of encounters featuring Harry Potter and several woman, who by coincidence, share the same name, look, personality, and profession as similar women in the real world. Content is not suitable for the children.

Set two years after Book One, the rise to the top continues for Harry Potter as new challenges, new allies, and new women are brought before him. Harry/Kara/Karen/Faora/Diana/Multi.

Hermione Granger has to explain a few truths to a group who thinks that all Purebloods are white supremacists and that Dolores Umbridge is the moral compass of the Wizarding World. Going to the other extreme is not the world Hermione fought for.

Luna Lovegood browses a Daily Prophet article explaining in detail how Tom Riddle did nothing wrong and how Harry Potter is a pureblood supremacist fascist. Surely, they'll make perfectly sound arguments which have some basis in reality. Obvious satire is obvious. And one shot.

After the death of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter bids the wand wavers of Britain farewell and moves onto other pursuits. Adventure and trouble always lurks around the corner. Harry/Multi; featuring ladies multiple fandoms (Buffy, DC, Lost Girl, Marvel, and Tombraider).

Who knew that a simple Spider Bite can change a person's outlook on life? Harry/Gwen/Multi.

A week has passed. DotNet is not fixed. Alerts are still broken. Admins are about as unresponsive as ever. Exactly how long is too long? Plus a brief note on my potential future on this website if things don't improve.

The issues regarding this website and the lack of story alert notifications are discussed here.

Dolores Umbridge talks about how Critics United is a necessity on this website and pays tribute to this wonderful group of human beings.

Luna Lovegood, filling in for the indisposed Wade Wilson, heads to the people and has some very exciting news about the Breeding Ground. Polls, big master lists of women, and a plea to stop with requests for cross-dressing male characters, with that special Luna spin. If you don't care, don't read.

AU. The Rewrite! There is much more to Harry Potter than meets the eye. Much more. Book One of Four. Harry/Kara/Faora/Diana/Karen/Multi. Massive harem.

Megamatt09 and Deadpool have a chat about the infamous blight of this website, Critics United, featuring a writer who intends to go out in a blaze of glory in refusing to bow down to peer pressure and bullying. If this is the end on Dot Net, we're going out with a bang. I may have just put the noose around my own neck.

Voldemort learns that entering the mind of a teenage wizard might have certain drawbacks. One shot.

Back in January 2016, Hermione Granger was retired from my body of work. In October of 2016, a perspective changes, minds change, and wounds lessen. Only long-time fans and hate-readers alike will get what's going on, those who are just passing by won't have an idea.

Deadpool discusses Poe's Law, and also Harry Potter and the Cursed Child with the author of this story.

Gilderoy Lockhart has a book signing where he comes face to face with the Senior Undersecretary of the Minister of Magic.

Harry escapes his world and wakes up in the custody of a mysterious government organization on another Earth. He was most certainly imprisoned for becoming something which the magic users thought was a danger to their people. Harry/Kara/Alex.

Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.

AU. Dolores Umbridge has silenced many critics to the Ministry of Magic by breaking their will, and she's sent to Hogwarts to silence Harry Potter regarding his claims of Voldemort returning. Harry isn't one to fold without a fight. Not for fans of Dolores Umbridge because she will be tormented without mercy. Hermione-free zone.

Obvious AU. Lord Voldemort fell on Halloween night. The Girl-Who-Lived was going to be sent to her last remaining blood relatives. Turns out there were others who disagreed with Dumbledore's plans. Fem!Harry/Multi, Yuri. Slow updates.

The fact Hermione Granger has been retired from my works has caused some controversy. So, Deadpool has to explain it, again. With help from one of Hermione's best friends in the entire world. For long time fans and haters. New people will be confused.

Harry Potter runs afoul of a conspiracy that puts him on the wrong side of the veil. For Harry Potter though, death is merely a temporary rest stop. AU, Arrow/Flash/Supergirl/Harry Potter Crossover. Harry/Multi, but naturally you already knew that.

After being sent back in time to his Hogwarts years, Harry hijacks the first year sorting. Some might say he ruined it. Harry thinks he made it better. Crack. One-Shot. AU.

Who knew Harry questioning the fact he could enter a magically binding contract would cause a ruckus and lead to a rebellion? The fun has just begun. Very much an AU. Harry/Fleur/Kara/Tonks/Diana/Starfire/Maxima/Daphne.

Various short stories and odds and ends from the universes of currently posted stories. Mostly DC/Harry Potter or Marvel/Harry Potter crossovers. Will be updated as I feel necessary.

After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry does the only logical thing possible. If only he can do so without incident.

Ginny is sick of Hermione nagging her about studying, and goes off on her. Not for Hermione fans or Ginny haters. But you can't help yourself, can you?

Many people never have a chance for a fresh start, but Harry Potter is going to make the most out of his. He meets someone who is trying to find her place in her brand new world and it snowballs from there. Reboot of the Emerald Flight Series.

After Harry leaves the Dursleys in the aftermath of blowing up Marge, he stumbles on quite the peculiar little sight. Of course, Harry being Harry, he has to investigate.

You would think at least one person would have questions about signing a piece of paper in a magical world of magic without any knowledge of consequences. And in this world they did. AU set during initial DA formation meeting at the Hog's Head in Book Five. One Shot.

Harry, Kara, Kitty, Jean, and Gwen travel through time in various adventures. Of course, this group couldn't possibly get into trouble, could they? DC/Marvel crossover, guest starring that Potter guy.

Hermione dies over and over again. A Wade Wilson Production. Obvious Crack is Obvious. Features Luna/Deadpool. Hermione/Hogwarts Library. Harry/Every Female in the Multiverse, at least in theory.

Set during the original Emerald Flight trilogy, although obvious AU. Barbara returns Kara's jacket to her that she left at the Batcave. She stumbles into a sticky situation. Not for children. One shot.

Revamped. A couple of chance encounters on Harry's initial trip to Diagon Alley causes him to ask questions of a world that doesn't like questions being asked of it. Blatantly and obviously AU.

Lily uses a dark ritual to protect her son which has long term ramifications for him. Not that he's complaining about the perks of the matter. Harry/Multi, obviously. Very dark and may offend delicate sensibilities. More information inside.

Harry Potter and various encounters with the fine females of the X-Men. Some content is not suitable for children.

Harry visits a psychiatrist about his kleptomania. Slight crack. Rated for content. One Shot.

Harry Potter starts asking questions. That can't bode well for certain people. AU, obviously.

Harry's new job brings him to the doorstep of so many frustrated women. Some content may not be suitable for some readers.

Kara comes out of the box early. Just in the nick of time because Clark could really use some help. Clark/Kara/Raya.

Harry Potter is sentenced to Azkaban for the murder of Dolores Umbridge.

Harry is the youngest Sorcerer Supreme in history. That's just the easiest part, the real adventure begins afterwards. DC and Marvel crossover featuring that Potter guy. Harry/Kara/Jean/Four More.

Sequel to Under the Influence, Clark and Kara are brought to another universe by a cosmic entity. Needless to say, they're not in Kansas anymore. It's time to expand their Collective's influence into a brand new world. Clark/Kara/Multi, Marvel Crossover.

A government agency investigates Harry Potter and the Wizarding World, but in typical fashion, he marries some of their agents. That's how it normally goes, doesn't it?

Various snippets that may become full fledged stories starring the Last Son of Krypton.

The Legion of Super Heroes prepares to investigate one of history's greatest mysteries. What in the world happened to Harry Potter?

Hermione receives a nighttime visit from the ghost of Rowena Ravenclaw. One shot

The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.

It was supposed to be a simple job. Keep an eye on the Justice League, neutralize if need be. Since when is anything simple for Harry Potter anyway? Crossover with DC, naturally.

Deception, insanity, and adventure, along with everything else that goes along with being a superhero in Book Three of the Beyond the Veil Series. Harry/Multi. Marvel/DC/Harry Potter Crossover.

People think Harry doesn't have a date to the Yule Ball. They're wrong.

The Girl Who Lived fulfills the prophecy and defeats Lord Voldemort. Now where does she go, when the surviving magical users think she's dead? Well, that's the interesting thing, isn't it? Kara/Fem!Harry, Yuri.

Out of guilt, Hermione uses an ancient ritual to bring her friend back to life. However, it doesn't go quite as planned. Teenage!Harry/ Adult!Hermione. Very dark, not for children. One Shot.

Harry goes to Australia after the war and encounters a situation that he did not expect. AU, obviously.

Deadpool and Hermione Granger discuss Hermione bashing.

Various "What If" style scenarios for the Beyond the Veil series. May or may not bare more fruit other than that.

The events of the graveyard result in interesting ramifications as Lord Voldemort is not the only one who returns to a body. Harry/Multi.

Final part of the trilogy, with the darkness looming, Harry is going to have to step up better than ever before. No one will ever be the same again.

In the final book in the first Emerald Flight trilogy, Harry, Kara, and the rest of their wives and their allies gear up for a test bigger than anything else, as a lost city is uncovered, a group of aliens infiltrate Earth, and heroes face tougher challenges than ever before. Yet there are three keys able to unlock a mystery that is older than life itself.

The world as we know it has changed and Harry Potter, his collective, and his allies have to deal with new challenges. The Apocalypse could be near. DC/Marvel/Harry Potter crossover, Harry/Multi.

AU. Post Season Two. Kara gets released from stasis early and chases down Clark when he's in Metropolis on RedK. Of course, those pesky red rocks effect her as well. Clark/Kara/Multi. Voting Closed!

Our Heralds have more challenges than ever before, with invading aliens, a shady government organization, and several people being brought back from the dead. Harry/Kara/Multi.

Sequel to Emerald Flight Book One: Union. A year after the meeting that changed their life, things do not slow down for Harry and Kara. New challenges are around every corner, and the enemies they fight are more dangerous than ever before. Looming in the distance is an enemy long thought gone who longs to make all kneel before him.

Formerly Harry Potter: Agent of SHIELD. With the world in peril because of a dangerous force, Harry must rely on others for the first time in fifteen years. The choice is easy when all life on Earth could be destroyed by a primal force.

After stepping through the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry finds himself in an alternate universe. He has to find a way to adapt to a war of a different kind. Harry/Multi. DC Elements later.

When Kara was trapped in the Phantom Zone by Brainiac, she runs into another prisoner that was sent there. Together, they try and stay alive and perhaps find something more. Harry/Kara. No Multi Pairing. Slow updates.

A war of a different kind breaks out post-Voldemort and three years later, it leaves Harry Potter the last surviving magical user in Europe. Death visits him, and informs him of his role. Starts Smallville Season Seven. Harry/Kara/Chloe/Kara(Earth-2)/Tess/Diana/Cassie/M egan/Rachel/Thara/Imra/Zatanna. Clark/Lana/Lois/Raya.

Two rebellious teenagers meet in Vegas with one night that changes their lives forever. Somewhat AU. Harry/Kara, expanded in future books. Blood Brandy's Vegas Wedding Challenge used as a starting point. Part One in a Trilogy. Extended summary prior to Chapter One.

AU. When Unspeakables Harry and Ginny Potter stumble upon a mysterious antique device, they are transported to an alternate world very different from their own.

AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.