Stories by offsides

Three years after their first fateful meeting at the Three Broomsticks, Draco and Hermione meet again after Draco publicly endorses their efforts to modernize Magical Britain. A sequel to Agree to Disagree.
Eight years after the Battle of Hogwarts, a miserable, drunk Ron Weasley wishes for a chance to do it all over and be a better friend. He wakes up the next morning in his eleven year-old body shortly before starting Hogwarts and promises himself that he's going to be that better friend to Harry, Hermione, and anybody else who wants to be his friend. A different kind of do-over.
Events cause Severus Snape to realize that Harry Potter is not just the son of James Potter, but Lily as well. Delving into the boys memory shatters the angry young man who never really grew up; but how will it affect things going forward? One shot for now, but I may add to it later.

Till Death Do Us Part by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Prophecies can do strange things, especially when people believe in them strongly enough. A silly tale about what happens when Harry is convinced of a specific meaning of the prophecy and successfully takes it to the ultimate absurdity. Don't take this one too seriously folks, I certainly didn't when I wrote it. :) Note that the title has absolutely nothing to do with marriage!

Possession Is Nine-Tenths of the Law by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny Potter's autobiography of how she and Harry, with Hermione and Ron's help, were able to remove the pieces of Tom Riddle's soul from both their heads and ultimately vanquish him. Written from Ginny's POV. Harry/Ginny (with minimal Ron/Hermione). Warning: This one's a bit darker than my usual fare, see the Author's Note at the beginning of chapter 1.

Harry Potter and the Freelance Graphic Artists by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

My response to all the annoying PM and review spam from people claiming to be "Freelance Graphic Artists" offering for me to pay them to illustrate my stories. Crackfic.

Agree to Disagree by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ten years after the death of Voldemort, a frustrated Hermione Weasley runs into Draco Malfoy and asks him why he hates her. His answer leads to an unexpected discussion. (NO SHIP)

Don't Fear the Reaper by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

After defeating Voldemort and collecting his (formerly Dumbledore's) wand, Harry feels a pull on his magic that he can't explain. After speaking with Dumbledore's portrait and taking possession of the last of the Hallows, Harry realizes that he has one more job to do before he can rest. The question is, will he survive? A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series.

Head Games by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

A comment by Ron after one of his disastrous Occlumency lessons leads Harry to an alternative way to protect his mind. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background.

Triumph of Evil by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Dumbledore explains to Harry that he knew what leaving him at the Dursleys would be like, Harry lays into him.

Oh Snap(e)! by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

One day during 6th year DADA, Harry has had enough of Snape's bullying and stands his ground. Just a little something I threw together a while back and forgot about until today.

AMF-YOYO by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Summoned before the Wizengamot for trial, Harry has had enough and wants nothing more to do with Magical Britain. Just a little plot bunny that insisted on being written, this has potential to become something more but not right now (if ever). Open for adoption if it strikes your fancy. Also probably slightly OOC, but who cares, it's fanfic. :)

Supernova by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Faced with the prospect of his godfather and himself losing their souls to the Dementors, Harry has a flash of understanding that leads to dazzling results. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background.

Welcome to the Hotel California by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Trapped in a Hogwarts under siege by Lord Voldemort, Harry ends the threat of the Dark Lord with the help of the diadem Horcrux. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background

Bloody GIngers! by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Dark Lord summons Lucious Malfoy to punish him over his utter failure with regards to his diary. One-shot, Implies AU Year 2.

Godzilla by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Trapped in the Chamber of Secrets facing a Basilisk, Harry calls on the King of Monsters to defeat his foe. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background.

Truth In Advertising by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fed up with the state of the Magical world, Harry Potter turns to the Muggleborns who abandoned it after finding out that their seven years of Hogwarts was worth exactly bupkis. Now, he just has to reach them. A plot bunny that may or may not eventually yield a longer story.

Thunderstruck by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry's Magic loves music, and music can cause his magic to do things. Facing Voldemort and surrounded by Death Eaters in the graveyard, Harry uses a song he's never dared try before. He just hopes he survives its effects. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series.

Great Balls of Fire by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Confronting a Voldemort-possessed Quirrel at the Mirror of Erised, Harry takes a chance calling on a song he's never dared to let his Magic embrace. A different take on how Harry's hands and Quirrel's body got burned at the end of book 1. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background.

Long Live The Queen by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

The Perils of Betrothal Contracts by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

My response to the whole Marriage/Betrothal Contract craze of a few years back. While technically H/G, there's no happy ending. One-Shot.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hullos by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just a little crack-fic that popped into my head. No substance, and slightly twisted. MoD!Harry

The Only Certainties In Life Are by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just a little plot bunny/crackfic that would not go away. MoD!Harry.

Dark Lord, Me? Don't Be Ridiculous! by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

After Harry executes Voldemort and his inner circle, Albus Dumbledore confronts him about turning Dark. Harry's response is not what he expects.

The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by offsides Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter harnesses the power the Dark Lord knows not, much to the chagrin of those in charge. Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't go away. My first published fanfic.