Stories by The morrigan three

Back to Hogwarts for another year, Dumbledore is as batty as ever and I still have to teach snot-nosed students potions. The fourth diary instalment from your favourite teacher, Severus Snape.

Why would two people who hate each other, and have done since the minute they met, suddenly fall in love? What happened? This is a parody of all those slash stories out there. HP/SS.

Back to Hogwarts for another tedious year. Black has escaped,Lupin is teaching and I, as always, am the last to know. Then to top it all Potter didn't get killed or seriously injured during the holidays.' A diary from your favourite teacher, Severus Snape

Alternative ending to Harry Potter, focusing on what Severus Snape has to go through mentally and emotionally. The lying, the cheating and the doublecrossing. Alternates between being told from Severus' POV to Harry's POV, note the multipule warnings.

How I think the seventh book SHOULD end. This isn't meant to be serious, just my thoughts and opinions on JK Rowling's decidedly dodgy writing.

A not so serious poem detailing the events from the Fellowship of the Ring

Why do elves always think they know best? Men from Gondor think they're god's gift and hobbits are just useless. How am I supposed to rule over them as King when they just keep ignoring me? And don't even get me started on Theoden... A Diary of a King

This is an version of the Hogwarts Sorting Hat song. The hat, sick of being treated poorly by Dumbledore, has decided to reveal to the school the real history of the four founders of the school.

Severus Snape decides to write a poem about his hate of Potter and everything to do with him. Contains voilence directed towards Potter, obviously.

Harry follows Cho up to the Owlrey, and gets more than he bargined for with owls turning against him and the appearance of Voldemort. Humour. Not to be taken seriously.

A diary by your favourite teacher, Severus Snape. Potter is coming to Hogwarts, I hope he's ready. As long as I have coffee to drink and McGonagall to bully, I'll survive. Repost. Complete.

I'm back for another year. Hopefully Potter may have got run over by a bus during the summer. A diary full of complaints from your favourite teacher. Severus Snape. Complete.

This is a 'different' version of the Hogwarts Sorting Hat Song, maybe this is what it REALLY feels like saying to everyone?