TARDIS Overdrive sung to Mambo Number 5...Just Jeanette only owns a warped imagination... and this is the product! This one gets blamed on facebook and a meme that went through my wall...
Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. Extended version of the original Dead Voldemort Sketch now with filking of I'm A Lumberjack. This is pure farce and I accept no blame for damaged keyboards. Enjoy.
A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. A story written in two POV's. Read Hermione's POV from LadyOfTheMasque; it is well worth it at ashwinder. Complete. HG/SS pairing
AU. Very AU. Passionate Trousers Response of an equal opportunity kind. Warning: Do Not Drink any beverages whilst reading this piece of Romance Drivel. Brought to you be Des and Jeanette in the interests of Trite Writers Everywhere. COMPLETE.
[WIP][not HBP Compliant]The reaction to the Memorial service... And a new potion is discussed. Severus Snape is a man of many secrets, Miss Granger and Alastor Moody are about to find out just how many. New Chapter 29 July 2006. Typo's fixed
So you want to hear a story? Well I have a story for you, told to me by my grandfather too, of Fencing and fighting; of torture and duels; of revenge and giants and monsters, chases, escapes and most important of all: True Love.
Another scene takens from the original Monty Slytherin and the Holy Prophecy Ball. Here we are given the two definitive versions of 'The Witch Scene.' PLease Review