Stories by wise guys and thugs

On Earth I lived as Magdalena, a girl with a professor mother and a violinist father, blessed with a musical mind. When I fell asleep, and the family with the dark hair and dark eyes woke into existence, I lived as Uchiha Sasuke. SI/OC of a young music prodigy that has recurring dreams of living as Sasuke in the Elemental Nations.

The beloved Fourth and the wise Third both die on the night of the Kyuubi attack, and Shimura Danzo is appointed the Fifth Hokage. Konoha flourishes as a military and economic power under Godaime Danzo's cutthroat yet effective reign. Sadly, the violence of a shinobi system was never meant to achieve peace, and the Elemental Nations eventually teeter into total world war.

An alternate... and slightly crackish ending to the Zabuza arc.

Uh... the title says it all?

Where Sakura and Kin have a minor (cough, cough) argument about hair, which soon proceeds to Sakura going full angry preteen mode as she rants about hair to a now-terrified Oto team.

The title says it all

A Sequel to 'Gaara Gets Pimple'

Where Pain forces Deidara to talk Speech Therapy. Everyone, pray for the therapist.

Where Inoichi is sent on a task to interrogate Tobi... Oh dear...

Gaara gets his first ever pimple. Lord help us. Inpired by Dilly-oh's 'Gaara Gets' series.

Where Sasori and Deidara have an argument, and it soon turns into all-out war.

Where Itachi chips his nail polish in a fight, and he and Kisame get into an argument. Crackfic, OCC.