Stories by SarcasticallySatyrical

Badger's Cunning by SarcasticallySatyrical Stale Result (Last seen: )

A divergent AU, starts in First Year but jumps to Fourth. Harry Potter, age eleven, has grown up in foster homes, and is introduced to the magical world by a professor named Snape. He meets a strange blonde boy named Draco, and Fate is changed irrevocably. Politics, ambition, plots, murders, and a world that's been sent slightly askew. NOT Slash.

Dead of Night by SarcasticallySatyrical Stale Result (Last seen: )

Part 2 of 3 in my AU drabbleverse, though it can stand on its own. Ginny is troubled on the eve of battle, and so seeks comfort on the drafty walls of the Hogwarts Castle. However, such bleak surroundings do not help to ease her mind. What can one do when the Dark seems to win so easily?
After losing to Roxas in Twilight Town, Axel takes a look at his life. He doesn't like what he sees. Chapter Two Included. Axel ruminates at the end of his existence as a Nobody. Hints of Larxel.
After they visit Pete's World, 10 and Rose get stuck on Mars. With no tea. Much drama ensues. Oneshot for a friend of mine.

A Single Candle by SarcasticallySatyrical Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry's brooding again. The darkness is spreading, and nobody seems able to halt it's advance. Is there anything that can break his dark mood? Part 1 of 3 of my AU drabbleverse, though it can stand on its own.
Percy, betrayed and cast into Tartaraus for a crime he didn't commit, escapes. These are his thought as he flees the gods' wrath. Songfic for Back in Black, as made famous by AC/DC.

If I Die Young by SarcasticallySatyrical Stale Result (Last seen: )

Molly Weasley reflects on her life, now that two very important people are gone. Part 3 of 3 in my AU drabbleverse, though it stands on its own.