Stories by swbooker

Harry Potter, Master is Death, is reborn as Tom Riddle's heir—and Sirius Black's elder brother. Torn between intersecting lives, Harry struggles to balance the person he used to be with the person he's supposed to be. Shall Harry fulfill a destiny he thought he had long ago escaped? Or shall he bow to his new role in life, and become Lord Voldemort's ultimate heir? *NOW RESUMED*

Exactly What It Looks Like by swbooker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ed doesn't really know why he decides to look. Maybe he's curious—he'd never really pictured Mustang owning porn before, after all. One thing's for sure: when Mustang finds Ed with his trousers open, covered in books and semen and not feeling all that remorseful, there's not a lot that Ed can say to make the situation any better. Good thing Mustang's always had a way with words.
When Sakura turns 21, she must marry or face death. Thank God she's got Minato: the Love Guru there to help her make sense of it all. (Kakashi/Sakura Oneshot) (Moved over from AO3)

Lord of Fire, Land of Waste by swbooker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Itachi is the Lord of Fire, eldest son of the noble clan of Uchiha. When his brother, Sasuke, returns years after the massacre of their family, he brings with him his sworn knight, Naruto, and his newly beloved, Sakura. [Itachi/Sakura]

The Dark Hand by swbooker Stale Result (Last seen: )

During the Rise of Voldemort, only one man could compare to the fear the Dark Lord himself imparted and that was his lover and assassin, the Dark Hand... or, as those in the future would know him by, Harry James Potter. (Dark!Harry) (A bit of time travel - I've tried to remove all cliches!)

What Phantoms Haunt Us by swbooker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry returns in his Fifth Year and, although seeking knowledge and solace in the Chamber of Secrets, finds a much less likely asset... (Inspired by and loosely based on The Phantom of the Opera)

Soba Noodles by swbooker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Whenever Edward has something difficult to say, he'll text Roy. And he'll use ridiculous noodle analogies to boot. (Love confession/realisation) (text!fic) ROYED

This is Exactly What it Looks Likes by swbooker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Alone in Roy's house for first time ever, Ed is unable to resist temptation when he finds a few explicit books in Roy's library. Then Roy comes home... ROYED! (One-shot! This contains no spoilers. This is porn, porn, and more porn. Explicit scenes and language, blah blah blah... Enjoy!)

Until it Stings by swbooker Stale Result (Last seen: )

Roy was a bastard who ate like he was having sex. And Edward certainly didn't know that because he was in love with the man, definitely not, nuh-uh. He wouldn't touch Bastard with a barge pole. You know. Theoretically. (ROYED. SPOILERS FOR BROTHERHOOD.)