Stories by Astrid M. Blackcoat

A series of Green Day songfics. HarryDraco. Warnings- rebellious!bastard!Harry. Punk!rebellious!Draco. Slash. Punk music. Bad language. Gratuitous snogging. Slightly dark.

slash smut humor alternate universe
I Got It From Agnes, by Tom Lehrer, Harry Potter style. A parody of a satire. Yes, folks, it's possible. Features copious Draco-worship. Sort of a songfic, I suppose. It's a joke, by the way.
It's Christmas, and the party is at the Three Broomsticks. Much, much alcohol is consumed. Draco and Ron sing. There is copious snogging. Slash, HermioneGinny, HarryRon. Enjoy.

slash smut humor fluff
A story set post book five. Yet another mockery piece. Sorry. Mocks many het Harry ‘ships and, of course, HarryDraco. Feel free to object- I know I do- but review it!
Mildly femmeslashy HermioneMillicent, but nothing graphic. Features books, amusement, alcohol, snogging, baked beans, and insanity.

femslash humor smut crack fluff
Slightly pre-slash-y thoughts. Millicent’s POV. HermioneMillicent. Partner piece to Hermione Notices. Sort of a prequel to The Strangest Conversation.
Slightly pre-slash-y thoughts. Hermione’s POV. HermioneMillicent. Partner piece to Millicent Reflects. Sort of a prequel to The Strangest Conversation.
Draco can't sleep- mostly because everyone wants to kill him.
Ginny's on a mission to for Dumbledore. She has to go into central London to pick up a laptop from a group of Muggles. She meets someone unexpected.