Stories by GoodKing0

Harry Potter gets swept up from his relatives' door by two emissaries of the Magical Vatican, much to Dumbledore's dismay. Years later, right at the beginning of the Second Voldemort War, Dumbledore menages to convince the Vatican to make him return in Britain and attend Hogwarts. Unfortunately for the old wizard, Young Harry isn't what he expected him to be (VERY SLOW UPDATES)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a young man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an Harem. Or is it? (Harry/Harem; Smut; Comedy; Book 5 AU; Rest of the warnings in the prologue). IN PROGRESS. (DEAD, PLOTLESS REWRITE TO COME UP SOON).

Series of Orphaned Challenges/Suggestions/Plot Bunnies, mostly about Harry Potter. I don't have the time to write them now, so I would kindly appreciate someone to accept them and write them, possibly PMing me once the first chapter is up. Please, you're their only hope to ever exist!

Also Known As "How Death in Heaven Should Have Ended" (ONE-SHOT, DRABBLE-ISH AND SPOILERS FOR SEASON 8'S AND 3'S FINALES)

Also known as Anticlimax. It's the final battle between good and evil, and Harry Potter and Vol... Wait, what was that? (Drabble, One-Shot, surprise cameo at the end, CRACK and DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK, HUMOR). READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

A short journey in the psyche of Argus Filch, Caretaker of Hogwarts. (WARNING: ONE-SHOT, Ramblings and (something that in shortage of a better term I will call) Angst)