Stories by malcious lufoy

Yamamoto just wanted to show him the true greatness of Squalo's style, his genius. One time you think he's charging straight on, but his hand flips back to stab from behind, another time it's gunpowder from blades. Always a step ahead in some wholly unpredicted direction, that was the subtlety, the genius that made Yamamoto want to fight him again and again and again...

It did occur to him that if kept comparing everyone in school to Renji, he would end up having little to no friends at all who would measure up to such an exacting standard. However, it seemed to him intrinsically unfair that he would have to settle for someone of less worth, after having had someone like Renji for a friend.

Xanxus barely has to lift a finger because it was his right to have what he wished. When he asks the Varia to mutiny with him, they obey. When he asks them to die for him, they obey. When he asked them to fetch his birthright and put it on his hand, they obeyed. The only thing that didn't obey was his own, traitorous blood.

Squalo sends Yamamoto tapes of the hundred and one battles securing his title as the Sword Emperor, but it takes more than victory to rip him away from a life-long goal.

When Shigure Kintoki slides into his hand, when his body moves in bursts, quick and silent, when the only thing he hears is his own breath in staccato rhythm and when the blade plays across smooth, uncut skin, Yamamoto doesn't think of things like morality. He doesn't think about Family or responsibilities or feel rage or guilt. Instead, his head is clear, and bright.

Xanxus doesn't have time for summaries; he only has time to punch them in the face.

A list of likes somehow manages to converge, and Yamamoto Takeshi and Hibari Kyouya will always have one thing in common.

It's a well known fact that Osamu had more places to lay horizontal than a hospital ward, or barring that, a love motel, in his apartment. It is tantamount in the Osakan's life that he be horizontal more than 50% of the time.

Luffy's crew puts on a kids show, and of course fighting breaks out between Sanji and Zoro about their respective costumes. Mentions of purple headed loincloths, fighting with handpuppet swords, and random Chopperman. ZoSan if you squint really hard.

Paulie has some last words to say to Lucci, but the other doesn't want to hear it. Instead, he psychologically guts him.

Zoro talks to Sanji and feels there's something different about him this time, and it's putting him off balance. What's going on with the cook?

One day, Snape receives a letter from the recently deceased Black, the last person he would have thought to want any contact with him, especially after he died...but the reason Sirius had the note sent is rooted in their inability to let go of old vendett

Sirius is back, but there's something not quite right about him. He seems to hate Snape more then is the norm, and Snape is hating back in equal measure. Harry, Remus and even Dumbleore can't seem to stop what's going on or find out what it's about.

-mild SLASH- Threats by letter opener, four sided triangles, tacos, Mr. Arbor Day, Snape on ether, Malfoy and Feng Shui? find out more, in...Quiangular!

Draco and Harry face off in the hallway. And exchange several sharp words. Talks of ocelots, why one would want to be French, and horrible use of cliches insue. And there will be pink smoke.

Sirius reflects on how broken his life has become. "He was damaged. They knew it. They denied it. They couldn't ever understand. No. Their minds couldn't work out, how he had to pick up bits and pieces, flashes of memory, and string them together incohera

Sirius and Severus meet in the most unexpected place...both try to get drunk to forget about it. It doesn't work, and mortification ensues. Very mild slash.

The potions room is in chaos, Snape is beset by neon pink fire, and Harry is clueless.