Earth Bet is dying, choking on despair and nihilistic apathy. It needs heroes to save it. It needs... A Phantom Thief! ...No, that's stupid! What Earth Bet needs is a kick in the pants and for the idiots in charge to stop ruining everything! But here I am, forced to fixed the problems with the Power of Friendship. And Personas. Curse you, Igor! This wasn't part of the deal!