Stories by stripdancinglemons

The Point of the Veil by stripdancinglemons Stale Result (Last seen: )

As the title says, this is my version as to why the veil was placed there for Sirius to fall into when he died. Overdue? Heck yeah. Do I care? Not a jot! Please note that THIS IS NOT SERIOUS. I'm a parody writer. Even for serious stuff.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor/Parody - - 550 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

How Deathly Hallows SHOULD Have Ended by stripdancinglemons Stale Result (Last seen: )

My version of how this book should have ended, concocted before book was released, typed this very evening. Not really any spoilers... rated for some language. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor/Parody - - 812 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

Insert Amusing Caption In This Place by stripdancinglemons Stale Result (Last seen: )

Butler and Foaly are trapped in a small room. what could possibly happen?
Artemis Fowl - In-Progress - T - Humor - - 2,485 words - 3 chapters - 19 reviews - 3 favorites - 1 follows

Place Whitty Title Here by stripdancinglemons Stale Result (Last seen: )

Captain Holly Short and Artemis Fowl are trapped in a janintors closet. what could possibly happen? WARNING: May contain coarse language etc.
Artemis Fowl - In-Progress - T - Humor - - 9,355 words - 13 chapters - 82 reviews - 13 favorites - 15 follows