Stories by Boudicca1

There is rumoured to be a clandestine society whose meetings are shrouded in mystery, where the most admired members of legends gather to bemoan the ineptitude of their colleagues, and confer with one another about matters most mysterious. Or, all of the characters with perfect hair get together and talk about how amazing their hair is. WTNV, LOTR, Merlin, and DW characters.

As the Doctor and Donna run from the guards, they seek sanctuary at a temple that's off limits to men. When the Doctor is denied entrance, they're confused, though not as much as the poor acolyte who did not plan on spending her evening meeting the two most oddly-dressed strangers she's ever seen. (part of my doctor v gender series)

The Master doesn't understand human concepts of gender, let alone those of the 20th century, so his attempt to sow discord amongst the UNIT team using sexism fails miserably. But at least the Doctor understands. And he gets to use his Inflatable Chair of Death again, so that's a plus! Also on Ao3 and Teaspoon. (CW for misgendering, bc the master is confused)

The famed J.R.R. Tolkien once cautioned against meddling in the affairs of wizards, claiming that they are "subtle and quick to anger". Well. He's been wrong before. Alternately: In Which Merlin Gets a Summons, Magic is Discussed, and Uther Weeps in Despair for the Future of Camelot. Also on AO3.

In which, for once, one of the Doctor's opponents accepts the Doctor's offer to find her another planet to inhabit. Based on the audio The Rising Night.

completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. (Hey ff, ao3 lets me put in the full title) In which Merlin performs magic in front of a wide audience and nobody in attendance can believe their eyes. Surely Arthur can't be expressing surprise at the fact that his manservant is a sorcerer. After all, everyone knows about his magic, right? Right?

A sorcerer attacks Camelot again. Merlin stops him. He just wished that Arthur and his dad hadn't seen the whole thing. Updated with Ch 2: outsider pov, and Ch 3: Uther POV

In which the locket is a fake, Harry is confused, and Regulus left a slightly different message for Voldemort.

On the morning of June 3rd, two very different headlines appear on two very different newspapers for two very different audiences. The Daily Prophet reads: "Calamity Strikes Again! Death Eater Attacks Helpless Muggles", while the The Telegraph reads: "Man in Darth Vader Cosplay Enters Shop, Destroys Lamp"

...on both sides of the paper. Thor gives Loki his pitch on why he should help them. Loki's unamused. Okay, maybe he's a little amused. In which Thor has a proposal, Loki has a rebuttal, and the screenwriters really should've thought this through a little bit more. (A reworking of that scene in Thor: the Dark World)

...Trust Me At First Sight). Everyone has to die sometime. For some, it comes more naturally than others. As the bodies of Hogwarts' founders lie strewn across the floor, another ruminates on how it had happened, and what was to come next. (Previously entitled "There's Never Three Times")

Morgause is engaging in her regularly scheduled evil activities

Despite popular opinion, Morgana can write some really stirring rhetoric. It doesn't just happen, of course. She has a process.

Written for Teekalin's prompt: "a Harry Potter/Merlin crossover where Arthur and Lockhart is best friends or something like that. Like they sit around and comment on how good their hair looks or something. It's a crack fic, and how you do it, I don't care. i would just really like to see those two together. It would be hilarious."

The story of Gwaine's magic hair potions he smuggled into Camelot, as previously mentioned in Thranduil's Beauty Parlor and Hair Salon. Can be read alone, although I encourage you to read that one first.

Merlin tries out a new insult. Arthur's not too sure about it.