Stories by Potterwatcher

"So, basically, I have to choose a wife out of a certain group of girls or else they'll all die." Harry said flatly. "Anything else?" Guess who's immune to a veela's allure? With the dangers of the Triwizard tournament, attempting to clear his Godfather's name, and living with a group of veela, 4th year just got a whole lot more interesting for Harry Potter. Crack! and COMPLETE!

Rewrite of the original: Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this results in him bonding with one of her eggs as a Draconus Amicus. Watch as Harry navigates his new status, makes new friends, and discovers new enemies. Of course, Luna is involved and regularly breaks Hermione's brain along the way. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows. H/Hr/L

[No longer being updated. Rewrite IP on profile] Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... some Dumbles bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and H/Hr/L

"They were addressing her as though they thought that she was the friggin' goblin king, which she was pretty sure she was both the wrong gender and species for." Poor Hermione. All she wanted was to get her supplies in Diagon.

A niggling thought appeared at the back of his mind. What if he… No, he had sworn to never use his animagus form! But if it was the only way… This is a oneshot about how Voldemort found his animagus form, along with how he ended up using it to further his eeeevill plans! The Voldemort Mosquito saga might be continued on demand, let's just see what you guys think of this one!

So... yeah. This is a collection of oneshots, some of them are inspired by prompts from my 'Professors' on a forum, and some will just be random ideas that came to me. Enjoy! And review. I neeeeeeeeeeds da reviews!

It is every FF author's duty to write a cracky fic full of cliches, stereotypes, and generally silly stuff. WARNING: Contains OCs; references to mangas, movies, and the like; and lots of humor!

ON HIATUS. Draco doesn't hate muggleborns or muggles, and Harry finds out. Is the real Draco actually... nice? And what's with the big black dog that's been following and guarding them? (Takes place in 3rd year)