Stories by albe-chan

The Department of Oddities and the Unexplained handles all things that straddle the line between Muggle, magic, and dangerous. Lily Potter is sent out on an undercover mission with the one wizard she dreads seeing. But as they work together, and accomplish their mission, can mutual hate turn into more? And what happens when rules get broken? MATURE. Next Gen. LilyScorpius.

Lily Potter marries a man who turns out to be a monster, and when she finally admits it, it's almost too late. Scorpius Malfoy can't stop wanting to know all the secrets she keeps hidden, and more about Lily Potter. And when they get caught up in a relationship that they both learn to rely on? They're almost unstoppable. VERY MATURE. LilyOC/LilyScorpius. Next Gen.

She knows precisely what she's in for with the man of her dreams, but building a future together becomes difficult when things like death, jealousy, and obsession try to ruin Lily and Scorpius's new life together. Oh, and the mother in law from Hell trying to plan her wedding for her. VERY MATURE. LilyScorpius. Non-Magic AU. Contains BDSM themes, some of which may be EXTREME.

Lily Potter applies to her dream job with little hope. When she lands it, and starts her career for real as a word-class Potioneer, she has no idea that her mentor would become so much more. When Blaise Zabini stumbles across Lily Potter, he's certain trouble is sure to follow, but not just how much his research assistant would come to mean to him. MATURE. Next Gen. Lily/Blaise.

A union that starts as a marriage of convenience, for both partners, quickly becomes so much more for them both. And even though they both get what they want, they learn that they can only find what they need in each other. MATURE. Next-Gen. Historical AU. Non-Magic AU. LilyScorpius.

A chance encounter leads Lily Potter into making a mistake that sets her whole life on its head, and changes the very foundations of who she thought she was. Only problem is, her brother doesn't approve, her parents want her to marry the guy she's just met, and her ex-boyfriend is hellbent on getting her back, by whatever means necessary. MATURE. NextGen Non-Magic AU. LilyScorpius.

Lily Potter hates that her mother sets her up on horrible dates every other week. Really, truly, it's just embarrassing because she's a grown woman of twenty six and she can find her own dates, thanks very much. But maybe, just maybe, her mother may have picked a winner. Just that once. And maybe he just happened to be the one. ...Maybe. MATURE. NextGen. Non-Magic AU. LilyScorpius.

An encounter neither expected to rock their world. A shared secret that threatens the lives they portray to the world. A chance to find the adrenaline rush only a thrill-seeker would crave. A relationship they know will change everything. Will it be worth it, or will it all fall apart and ruin more lives than just their own? MATURE. NextGen. Lily/Teddy.

Lily Potter was many things when angered. She was feisty, opinionated, and sometimes, to quote her cousin Rose Weasley: 'a complete and utter psychotic bitch'. But only one human being on the face of the planet irritated her and grated on her nerves like no one else ever had, or probably ever would. And now payback is a bitch, and he's in for one rude awakening.

Auror Lily Potter takes an undercover case to infiltrate the illegal Potions trade ring, and finds herself sliding into bed with the very last criminal she could ever be anonymous to. To save her mission she fakes going rogue, with the intent to see her one time lover behind bars in the end. But when her heart turns traitor, can she really go through with it? MATURE. Lily/Lorcan.

Lily Potter looked at her fifteenth birthday cake and wished for one thing, closed her eyes for a brief second, and then opened her bright hazel eyes and blew out her candles, every last one of them. In her Fifth Year at Hogwarts, Lily learns birthday magic is potent stuff, but wishes often take time to come true. MATURE. NextGen. LilyScorpius/LilyOC. ALL NEW! COMPLETED SIXTH YEAR!

Professor Draco Malfoy is returning some books to the Hogwarts Library late one night and stumbles across the librarian, Hermione Granger, in a compromising position. Will the blond pureblood finally see fantasy turn into reality? MATURE. Dramione. Unabashed porn. TWO-SHOT.

Lily Potter has wanted a baby forever and is determined to have one. But having one with Scorpius Malfoy is NOT part of the plan. In fact, nothing about having a baby for Lily really goes according to plan, including the tendencies of her foolish heart. Can they all live happily ever after? And does she really want to? MATURE. LilyScorpius. NextGen. Non-Magic AU.

She didn't know what she was getting into when she climbed into his car, or his bed, but as the temperature of her new relationship rises, a young woman finds that the freedom she's always craved comes from surrendering herself to a man with dark tastes. VERY MATURE. LilyScorpius. Contains BDSM themes, some of which may be EXTREME in later chapters. NextGen. Non-Magic AU.

Lily Potter is lots of things. She's a prostitute, an addict, and she's definitely a night-rider. The one thing she definitely isn't is beautiful. After agreeing to be in a documentary, she learns two things: Scorpius Malfoy doesn't know shit about her and no matter how hard you try to hold things in, they always come spilling out. VERY MATURE. NextGen. Non-Magic AU. LilyScorpius.

Being famous isn't at all what it's cracked up to be. And Lily Potter knows first hand. There's paparazzi, and bad press, and super sexy personal security she's not supposed to want to take to bed. But will her fame betray her and lose her a chance at love? MATURE. NextGen. Non-Magic AU. LilyScorpius.

Lily Potter lands the job of a lifetime with the boss of nightmares. But she's tougher than Scorpius Malfoy ever thought, and if they can both put it all on the line, she'll be more than just the assistant, and he'll be more than just the job. MATURE. LilyScorpius. NextGen. AU-ish.

Two people realize that even though hate is a powerful emotion, love is stronger and if they can open their hearts and get over the past, they'll find a future neither expected but always dreamed for. MATURE. Next Gen. LilyScorpius ONESHOT.

James loves Lily-this is fact at Hogwarts in 1977. But what happens when a brilliant Marauder scheme, FTWL, involving lucky potion ACTUALLY works? And what will the consequences be? JPLE.slight RLSB.mentions of SLASH.SMUT.SEX. For serindraxx's late b-day!

Remus finds out that the ones we love don't always love us the way we deserve and that there really can be second chances with long lost lovers. VERY MATURE. SLASH. SEX. GRAPHIC VIOLENCE. RLOC. RLSB. slight JPLE. RATED R or NC-17. Seriously people...

A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.

Lily and Remus love the men they're with and then men with them love being put in their places, and now it's up to them to keep James and Sirius on the leash. MATURE. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. BDSM. PWP. TWO-SHOT. RLSB. LEJP. For IJDTW's birthday!

AU-y.NextGen. Lorcan Scamander both loves and loathes having a twin. Because, when you had that person who completed you, was essentially half you, there was always some bastard trying to take him away. Lysander/Lorcan.SLASH.ONESHOT.TWINCEST.SMUT.SEX.BDSM

A malfunctioning Portkey brings Remus and Sirius to Japan where they meet three very unexpected travellers who are on the quest to catch 'em all and Sirius learns that Summoning a Snorlax is BAD! CRACK!FIC. CROSSOVER. MILD SLASH. SWEARING. INSANITY. :D

collection of drabbles .. some are sad, some are funny .. all under or around 100 words .. RemusxJames .. some RemusxSirius .. SLASH .. don't like don't read .. or read anyway to see if you like it

Remus' love of chocolates, on Easter, leads to some creative hiding places for chocolate eggs. SLASH. SMUT. MATURE. MAY COME OFF AS TOO FAR OVER THE PERVERTED LINE. RLSB. ONESHOT. Happy Easter! XD

No, Mooney, what’s not nice is you sucking away at that lolly without asking me if I want a lick.' How a chocolate-flavoured lollipop becomes a warm-up for something else. SLASH. SMUT. SEX...kinda. RLSB. ONESHOT.

Sirius bumps into an one-time lover at work one day and a relationship rekindles. But what happens when the Ministry interferes and he finds himself responsible? Will he be able to save the man he loves or lose himself? RLSB.JPLE.SEX.VIOLENCE.VERY MATURE.

From green eyes to silver hearts. Harry and Sirius reflect on their passionate, heated romance and just what the other means to them. Inspired by and written for I'm Just Drawn This Way. IMPLIED SMUT and IMPLIED SLASH. Fluffy. ONESHOT. HPSB.

Everyone's favourite werewolf is out shopping when he runs into the most hated headmistress Hogwarts has ever seen. What sorts of craziness will ensue when Remus lets his Marauder side take over? IMPLIED SLASH and SEX. BAD ATTEMPTS AT HUMOUR. ONESHOT.

A tryst at a party and Lily Potter's thoughts on life, love, and her husband's best friend. A redo of one of my fics from another fandom. MATURE. SMUT. SEX. INFIDELITY. LPSB. ONESHOT.

When a tactless James riles up his best mate, it's down to Remus to cheer him up. But with a startling new emotion to deal with, can the werewolf make Sirius smile again? And will a confession ruin everything? SMUT. SLASH. FROTTING. RLSB. For remuslives23

After the full, Remus finds himself in a hot, bubbly tub to relieve some aches and pains. But the arrival of a certain dark-haired visitor leads to the creaitng of some tub tales. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.

There’s something poetic about cigarette smoke. The way it wafts up into the air, carving out its own delirium of shapes and spirals unlike any that came before or will come after... IMPLIED SLASH AND SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT.

With a little persuasion from Sirius Black, Remus Lupin finds he's glad no one in the library talks, especially the books. Basically smutty library SEX. SLASH. GRAPHIC. ONESHOT. RLSB.

Remus can't take Sirius saying those three pivotal words to him. He wants with all his heart to believe them, but can he really trust the reformed playboy? If he gives Sirius his heart, will it get broken? ONESHOT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. MATURE.

Remus is what he is, and nothing more. So when he is bought by the rich and powerful Black family, he has no reason to expect to be anything but collared. But can one youth change his expectations and his life? SLASH. SEX. VIOLENCE. MATURE. RLSB.

A series of drabble-y oneshots for Cowah's lovely challenge. All Remus/Sirius, all with varying levels of SLASH. Rated for later installments. RLSB. SLASH. SEX. Challenge!Fic.

Ginny is frantic one day when the surprising object of her fascination doesn't show up for breakfast. Ginny needs to know why, and in the process, finds out just why the blonde eats a peach every day. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. GWLL.

Harry is a naughty boy, and Remus and Sirius are going to punish him. But how long can Harry take the delicious torture before he breaks? SMUT. SLASH. THREESOME. SEX. KINKINESS. ONESHOT. For IJDTW. RLSBHP.

Sirius and James' brilliant plan to make money is squashed and Sirius finds that when Remus turns the tables, it's not all fun. SMUT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.

Teasing and innuendo lead to Remus showing Sirius just whose boss before the full moon. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.

Sirius knows his feelings for Harry are wrong. But he can stop them no more than Harry can stop his own feelings toward his godfather. What happens one depressive night after too many drinks? basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. SBHP. For Decimare

Ron shows Dumbles a new way to show his appreciation for the national flag and its colours. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. Also kind of WEIRD. RWAD. For Decimare. ONESHOT.

Sirius has feelings for someone...unbelieveable but true! How will said admiree react? James loves Lily, but what happens when Lily starts to feel for James? And just how was Peter lured to the Dark Side? SLASH. SEX. MATURE. SBRL. JPLE. PPLM. COMPLETE!

Remus' promise to Sirius turns into a horrifying reality one day. Will the Womping Willow crush them to bits, or will they succeed at whomping the Willow? Basically SMUT. SLASH. MATURE. SEX. For Psycho Hippy and her lovely challenge. ONESHOT.

When James goes away and has to leave Lily, the only way they can communicate is through letters. In a time of war and strife, will their love last, or crumble like so much ruin? JPLE. Mildly Mature, rating is just for some coarser humour and innuendo.

Sirius is drunk, and decides his drinking buddy will be his new quest! But sometimes a quest takes a turn and you end up somewhere you never thought you'd be. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. SBBW. For Decimare. ONESHOT.

A series of fics with a smattering of characters. Some are dark, some are amusing, all involve BDSM -bondage, S&M, kinkiness, etc- in varying degrees. SLASH. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. RLSB. SBRB. RLSBJP. RLLL. LLHG.

Sirius' stay at a ranch to learn to ride turns into learning to ride a whole different way after meeting a sexy stable hand. Basically SMUT with a plot. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. AU. RemusSirius. For Decimare.

Sirius gets a thought after twenty four hours at Remus' mercy. Sometimes missionaries don't even have to leave the bedroom. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. RLSB. Dominant Remus. For Decimare.

Remus loves chocolate. Always has, always will. But on Angelina Johnson's birthday, he loved it in a whole different way. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. RLAJ. For Decimare.

POST DH. Lily Potter likes Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius Malfoy likes Lily Potter. Albus Potter hates the entire notion. Scorpius has to decide, is Lily really a girl worth fighting for? LPSM. ONESHOT. For Cowah.

Lucius finds Remus, alone, near the dungeons, and decides to exert some of his power of the smaller boy. But he doesn't expect a punch to unleash the beast within Remus. SLASH. SMUT. SEX. MATURE. Dominant Remus. ONESHOT. RLLM. For Decimare.

Sirius get Remus in trouble when he can't leave him alone in Transfiguration. Now they BOTH have detention with McGonagall. But detentions at Hogwarts are never what they seem. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. THREESOME. SBMMRL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

Prequel to the Take Me to Bed series. Hermione and Luna have a sleep-over, and a simple game turns ultra-naughty, ultra-fast. Basically SMUT. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. HGLL.

A polite visit between members of Hogwarts' staff turns into a dirty nighttime romp for Pomona and Alastor. Jsut what sort of mischief do they get up to in greenhouse three? Basically twisted SMUT. SEX. quasi-FUNNY. PSAM. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

Fantasy becomes reality one night for Hermione when she walks in on the Weasley twins. SEX. SLASH. TWINCEST. THREESOME. FWGWHG. MATURE. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.

The last installment of the trilogy. Will Remus and Sirius play into Luna's hand? What's going to happen if they do? Basically SMUT. SLASH. FEMMESLASH. ORGY-ING. MATURE. SBRLLLHG, all in one big mass. :D For Decimare. ONESHOT.

The second in the 'Take Me to Bed' series. Luna tries putting Sirius to bed and gets much more than she betted on. Basically SMUT. SEX. vaguely implied SLASH. MATURE. SBLL. ONESHOT.

An old Professor is back at Hogwarts and Harry couldn't be more thrilled. In more ways than one. Who cares if it's the Professor? And who cares about former flames? Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. HPRL. RLGW. HPGW. For Decimare. COMPLETE.

Remus loves chocolate doughnuts, but after Sirius demonstrates just how well they fit on his doughnut holder, he loves them MUCH more. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

Remus is drunk! What mischief will he and Padfoot get up to? Or rather, what women will they conquer? CONTAINS SEX. VERY GRAPHIC SEX. HG.RL and implied SB.LL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.

Sirius wants Remus. Remus wants Sirius. But what he doesn't want, is to be a notch in the bedpost. If only things were simple... angsty. implied SEX. implied SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT.

Remus brings a telly to the Marauders and when it breaks down, Sirius and he find a new way to entertain themselves. Basically just SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. SBRL. For Decimare.

Lily is a horny teenage girl. Remus and Sirius bat for the other team. So how did they wind up in James' bed? An excuse for writing more SMUT. SEX. THREESOME. MATURE. ONESHOT. LE.SB.RL. For Decimare.

Sirius' recounting of the most horrific moment of his entire life. He doubts he will ever be the same. SLASH. ONESHOT. SBxSTPB.Rated for coarse humour. Based on real life events but not mine . For Jeanie.

Playfighting turns into much more one bored afternoon between Ginny and Tonks. Basically, just SMUT. FEMME-SLASH. MATURE. SEX. ONESHOT. To be honest, my first stab at girl on girl. GWNT. For Decimare.

Regulus Black is almost at rock bottom. He's a drunk, a degenerate, and hasn't been laid in ages. Can one gorgeous blonde he hasn't seen in forever change that? AU. MATURE. CONTAINS SEX. ONESHOT. RBLL. For Decimare.

Sirius Black’s Guide to Getting the Object of One’s Affections in Ten Easy Steps. A bet between mates turns into so much more. RLSB LEJP. mild SLASH. non-explicit SEX.

Why is Dumbledore showering in the Slytherin Quidditch showers? Draco finds out one afternoon. Rated for a reason. SLAsH. ONESHOT. MATURE. ADDM. Dumbles and Draco do the nasty. For Decimare.

Remus doesn't want anybody else. When he thinks about Sirius, he touches himself... Based loosely upon the Divinyls song. Basically, an excuse to write more smut. Dominant Remus. MATURE. SLASH. SEX. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.

All I know is that by the end of tonight, he won’t have to look up at the stars. A ficlet based around the Justin Nozuka song After Tonight. NOT A SONGFIC! implied SLASH. ONESHOT. Remus' POV. Not explicit.

Sirius looked up...Then he rounded the doorway to meet Remus at the door, and found him connected rather fervently at the mouth with...Bill Weasley. THREESOME. SLASH. ONESHOT. BASICALLY AN EXCUSE TO WRITE SMUT. For Decimare. RL.SB.BW.

This was definitely not what she had signed up for… James and Lily's marriage is falling apart, and Lily is sick and tired of it. Can a different man change her perspective? MATURE. SEX AND ADULTERY. ONESHOT. JPLP SBLP.

The smutty LOST CHAPTER from my main story. A gift for Readers for 300 reviews. SLASH. SEX. RATED M FOR A REASON. SBRL JPLE. Can be read alone, but not much plot. Posted in main story too.

Sirius Black had always considered Andromeda his favourite cousin... An excuse to write SMUT. MATURE. RATED M FOR A REASON. BLACKCEST. SLIGHT BDSM. SiriusAndromeda. ONESHOT. Cheers.

Sirius has a package to deliver. Remus hasn't a pen, so is forced to resort to an 'oral contract'. But will the package fit in Remus' mail slot? RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. MATURE. SMUT. For Decimare. Cheers. Expect innuendo, silliness and explicitness!

Remus is a stickler for routine. Sirius is anything but routine. What happens when they decide to get spontaneous? SLASH. MATURE. SMUT. RLSB. ONESHOT. Cheers.

Charlie Weasley was gay. There was no other way to say it. He had realized it, fought it, and finally, come to terms with it. He was gay, as it wasn’t going away. TWINCEST. SLASH. FWGWCW. THREESOME. ONESHOT. For bitterending.

Remus loses control in bed and Sirius pays the price. Basically an excuse to write smut. MATURE. SBRL. ONE SHOT. RATED FOR A REASON. SLASH malexmale. Enjoy!

How Remus and Sirius break the news to James. ONE SHOT. MATURE. enjoy! SBRL

Remus and Sirius are naughty boys...what happens when the Headmaster finds them in the Great Hall after a night of passion? SLASH! SBRL and implied ADMM ONESHOT

Remus' musings on his relationship with Sirius. dark. noncon. slash. not fluffy. rated for a reason. a dark fic from a time when my depression has kicked in. oneshot. enjoy.

InuYasha relives his first time with Kagome, but doesn't know the truth about their relationship... Rated for SMUt and SEX. MATURE. I.K and implied K.M.S. Enjoy.

-one-shot- Kagome's reflections upon life and her favourite hanyou whilst doing homework.

-rated for language and suggested themes...and drunken-ness- Sango's point of veiw on one crazy drinking night...

-one shot- Miroku and Sango try to voice their feelings, however things never go as planned... [rated for Miroku's naughty hands]

-one shot- Kagome and Inuyasha finally find the words to say to each other one sunrise...