Stories by Big D on a Diet

Parting The Continents by Big D on a Diet Stale Result (Last seen: )

Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Horror - Harry P., Luna L. - 8,198 words - 1 chapter - 60 reviews - 128 favorites - 49 follows
DLP 4.67

What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet Stale Result (Last seen: )

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Adventure/Humor - Harry P. - 44,417 words - 8 chapters - 754 reviews - 4,309 favorites - 3,235 follows

Winter Knob by Big D on a Diet

Harry Dresden had a plan to get the real truth when he went to question the Winter Lady about the Summer Knight's death. But with faeries, it's never quite that simple. One-shot, with sequel in the works.
Dresden Files - Complete - M - Supernatural/Humor - - 4,724 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 122 favorites - 43 follows

Thank God You're Here: Big D by Big D on a Diet Stale Result (Last seen: )

A collection of very short one-shots based on challenges from the “Thank God You’re Here” thread at Dark Lord Potter. TGYH is an improv game for fanfic authors that tests their ability to work against the clock and a specified word count.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Humor/Adventure - - 8,054 words - 4 chapters - 15 reviews - 43 favorites - 32 follows

The Wet T Shirt Contest by Big D on a Diet Stale Result (Last seen: )

One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Humor/Parody - Harry P., Susan B. - 4,876 words - 1 chapter - 43 reviews - 467 favorites - 169 follows

Altered Destiny: The Will of the Wheel by Big D on a Diet

Rewrite of Shezza88's Altered Destiny, done with permission. One change... one shift in the Pattern, may end up destroying the Dragon Reborn and tearing the Age Lace for all time.
Wheel of Time - In-Progress - M - Adventure/Fantasy - - 9,804 words - 2 chapters - 29 reviews - 47 favorites - 65 follows

Harry Potter and the Holyhead Harem by Big D on a Diet Stale Result (Last seen: )

PostHBP. HarryMany After Dumbledore's murder, Harry begins to walk his own path, and finds a destiny greater than he ever imagined.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Adventure/Romance - - 7,770 words - 2 chapters - 43 reviews - 208 favorites - 265 follows

Silence by Big D on a Diet Stale Result (Last seen: )

One Shot AU. Set in the future. A look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Complete - M - Adventure/Supernatural - - 2,465 words - 1 chapter - 25 reviews - 98 favorites - 27 follows

Harry Potter and the Long Road Home by Big D on a Diet Stale Result (Last seen: )

Seventh year AU HarryLilyPetunia Harry has a showdown with the Dark Lord, and everything changes.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - M - Adventure/Romance - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - 17,097 words - 3 chapters - 138 reviews - 363 favorites - 445 follows