Stories by Mumei Mu

When Naruto decide to hide in library with Jiraiya's scroll, he don't expect to get sucked into a realm by a fairy tales book and to make it worse, he believe he was teleported to a random place in his world instead inside the book! Now he's wandering around trying to find his way home and ruining the fairy tales at same time!

U.A. will have a chaotic year and both Class A and B don't know what will hit them in a form of a complicated boy who will live up to his namesake. Naruto can be pretty unpredictable, due to his powerful quirk, personality, goals and his past, and he's part of Class B. No one say teenage years and high school life are going to be easy.

Naruto don't know why he was create in first place and he start to questioning everything, including his role as a living weapon because he is a Noumu. He don't know how it all start and he believe it all start when he meet these students during the attack. That will lead him down the path to regain what was lost to him and they will help him.

Izuku can't wait to become a pro hero like his idol and at same time, glad that his childhood friend is in his class...But why is he the only boy in his class! His heart can't take it! Will he survive his all-female class, quirky people, fending some villains off and make it to graduation in one piece? Let's find out in Lovey Class! "Whose idea was it to put him in this class?"

When Izuku decide to visit an shrine that he come across, he don't expect to encounter an deity who claim that he will have one hundred soulmates and if he reject anyone, they will die from broken heart. Now he have to meet one hundred soulmates who really, really, really, really, really love him and deal with it!

Izuku is part of one percent who is 'powerless' and he have a dream to become a hero like some of his idols but everyone always shot it down until someone come into his life and give him a support that he really need, following by others. How will the universe turn out with everything that exist from aliens to magic and many unique powers?

In a new universe, a clone was 'born' in Cadmus and his presence will change the world forever. He will meet countless of people who will affect him in a way and some answers that he want to know, some answers that he wish he will never get. He will make a important decision one day...What will he become?

Naruto don't expect that he will end up with a super-woman. How can she be super and ero at same time! Not that he's complaining but still. (Uchi no Musume ni Te o Dasu na! - Oyako Heroine Funtousu crossover, two-shot lemon)

Naruto can't believe that his 'imaginary' world turn out to be real and that his closet is a link to this world! Not to mention that people are coming through his closet from this world to his...And the girls are gunning for him for some reason! "Erufuda, stop eating these fries! You're gaining weight!" "Mou, just one more bite..." "Stick to your diet, dammit!"

Normally, anyone would either flee from or reject someone if they suddenly propose to someone on spot after first sight...Too bad Naruto don't take the memo when he accepted a knight's marriage proposal! If you think it's crazy...Wait for it...Wait foooooooooor it!

Naruto have returned from his three-years training trip...With a wife? And she's a noble? Royal Magician Knight! Now Konohagakure have to deal with the newlywed couple's antics and try their best not to watch them flirting in a strange way. How will Naruto-verse turn out with Noelle Silva as Naruto's wife?

Naruto don't expected to get married to a powerful kitsune on his birthday over many misunderstandings. Not to mention how overprotective she is. Now the world will have to deal with her and try their best to stay on her good side or end up like Jiraiya, who have been suffered under her wrath for years. But the burning questions on everyone's minds...Is she supposed to be evil!

Fuck the hokage, that's what Naruto did and he's very proud about it.

It's common that no one like to walk on couple getting it on...Too bad Naruto don't get the memo as he screw around with his lovers in open and the men always have one thing to say to that...Goddammit, Naruto.

Every single time Naruto make love with someone, a new lover have join the growing harem!

Naruto have a strange dream about finding a strange cellar and summon a demon then ask her to be his bride as a little boy...Well, it turn out not to be a dream when Naruto come home from the true genin exam to find this demon there! Now Naruto have to figure out how to balance his career and marriage life with a demon bride who have a thing for young boy!

Two blondes can be very loud when they get it on.

A mysterious mutated genetic trait, known as quirk, come into existence over fifty years ago and at first it was extremely rare to receive one until the Surge occurred, where over hundreds children possess the quirk at their birth and Naruto is one of them. Now watch on as Naruto grow up from one of children of two famed nins to one of greatest ninjas beside his fellow quirkers!

Before they have their first son, they thought they will never get a son so they decide to adopt a boy and they shower him with love like they do with their current and future children. How will the Loud house be different with a boy named Naruto in the family? All we know is that Lincoln is glad that he is not only boy in the family.

You always hear this story about boss getting it on with his secretary...And that's what Naruto did with his beautiful and sexy secretary!

Naruto really have no idea how pervert Hinata can be until they finally done it. Poor Naruto.

Naruto have no idea what the fuck is going on! Why are all women so horny and keep doing that? Why are all men acting like it's not happening in front of them as if it's a normal thing! Naruto really want to know WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

When someone find a mysterious tape after looking for their loved one, they'll be forced to watch it and there is nothing they can do about it as they become a broken person. What's in the tapes? It's their loved ones and Naruto together.

"No, no, really! I did fall! It was really accident! Please believe me!" Naruto cried.

A one-shot series of Naruto love a MILF in different situations, mostly getting it on with a said MILF.

Something really crazy just went down and everyone are trying to recount how everything led up to this point the day before. Maybe it was bad idea to get drunk...Or was it a good idea? Who know?

Have gathered enough information, Batman decide to break into a place to catch criminals in action, only to end up having the most awkward time in his whole life and Naruto was sure so confused.

Avengers have receive some information on a certain building and when they charge in, they end up having one awkward time and Naruto was so confused by their appearance.

A one-shot series! What if Naruto end up born in different world to different mother? Get adopted by a female? Born to or adopted by a Mother with son complex? Will he have a normal life or not? How will it turn out? So many questions! Rated different from K to M, some chapters may have lemon.

A series of WDL oneshot. What if Naruto fall in love with someone in Total Drama universe? How would it turn out for the WDL? Does it leave a impact or does it remain same? Let's find out! Rated M for lemons.

Naruto and Hanabi receive a bizarre ability through an small incident. Little does the world know is that they have been affected by this ability and will 'alter' women into someone different to fit their...Taste.

"Oh, Naruto is going to confess to his crushes." Someone said, "Boy, I can't wait to see...Wait...HE LIKE WHO!"

While training with summon jutsu, Naruto accidentally summon a group of girls, no thank to Jiraiya, and they are stuck with him...Not that they mind, thank to some side effects. Now Jiraiya is worshiping the ground Naruto walk on because he summoned his own harem and there is nothing that Naruto can stop it.

Sakura have finally realize how great Naruto is but he thought she's still in love with Sasuke so she have to do one thing to prove to Naruto that she really love him...With her own body!

Tamamo, a high school Inari, suddenly got a boyfriend and he's kinda strange...Maybe it's because he's quarter kitsune? Now their classmates and students have to pretend that they don't know their secrets while watching over them to make sure they don't rush into anything. Just your 'normal' romance story.

Karui have find a way to apologize to Naruto and it end up a unforgettable day for them.

On the day he return from his training trip, Naruto come to someone's rescue when a creature stole something important from her but it turn out to be a large egg...And it hatched in his hands, revealing two baby girls! This blue-haired cute woman suddenly say Naruto is the father of the twin and she is his soulmate! Suddenly, Naruto have a dragon family and he have to deal with it!

Naruto have heard a rumor about Ojousama can't do anything without their butler and maids...And his fiancees just confirmed this rumor because they can't do anything without his help, like changing into their clothes for example! And to make it crazy, one of his two fiancees is so gullible than other! And this maid does not help a bit! She's making his headaches worst!

Ok, how does Naruto end up in a crazy situation that got him adopted by a elder demon whose want to be a doting grandpa to him? Well, the ninja is not complaining about this part, just the part where he have most of his chakra sealed for a stupid reason...At least he met a cute hyper demon...Wait...Oh, god!

Naruto married five women...Five women that most people can't stand because they are spoiled brats with some bad personality traits. Some people wonder what does he see in them and kept asking themselves, 'Why did he marry them' but only Naruto and his wives know why...Read on and you'll get your answers while they build a family of their own!

Millie love her husband so much that she'll screw him on spot and no, it's not Moxxie, it's a human. This husband? It's none other than Naruto!

Princess is in another castle...Wait a second! That is not your princess, you're in wrong castle!

Have you ever wonder what'll happen if a certain Naruto character get stranded on a island with another certain person from other place? A Naruto group? A crossover group? Wonder no farther! Read on as any random Naruto characters end up together and get it on while surviving the island! One-shot lemon series!

Have you ever wonder what'll happen if a certain person get stranded on a island with another certain person? A group? Wonder no farther! Read on as any random Naruto characters end up together and get it on while surviving the island! One-shot lemon series!

When Naruto officially become a genin, he suddenly end up get a wife on the very first day because of an arranged marriage! This wife of his is a civilian and a high school girl, who kept declaring her love for him and trying to get in his pant every single day! 'Why does she keep doing these ecchi stuff' Naruto sweatdropped as his wife in towel tried to get in bathroom with him.

Oh no, Naruto got himself jumping across the multiverse! Now this dick is going everywhere! Yup, what a dick.

When Izuku's quirk finally come in, everyone always make fun of him for it to point that he have enough of it. Izuku will humiliate everyone with his humiliating quirk! Heroes, villains, beware the menace for he is out to get you all!

Naruto Uzumaki is the most beloved and friendly hokage that everyone feel comfortable to be around with...But it can't be said the same thing for his family! A emotionless sociopathic wife, stabbing-happy psycho children and many creepy family members! The people of Konohagakure kept questioning everything but at least their hokage is happy with his dark family.

Marco don't know that he will have to deal with two exchange students who will live with him. Star don't know that she will have complex relationship with other exchange student...But there is one thing they can agree on, Naruto really make everything complicated!

See that guy over there? That's Naruto...Yup, what a dick.

There is a new kid on the block...And he can do crazy ninja-like stuff! Jim really can't believe his eyes when he watch the new kid hopping around the goblins while making clones of himself, it's good thing he's a trollhunter or he'll have to check himself into a funny farm. "Awesome-sauce!" Toby grinned up to Jim, "Naruto is a freckin' ninja! What's next? Alien? That'll be cool!"

He is the delinquent, known as the Aka Oni, that the delinquents fear to face and a high school student with secrets and foggy past. One day, he run into two women waiting for someone near his house after expelled from his school and it all get blurry after that. Now he have to deal with monster girls as a new host and attend a unique high school..."WHY IS IT ALL-GIRL SCHOOL!"

A night change everything when Mavis decide to sneak out to visit a human village and come across something that will never leave her mind for the rest of her life. Now raising Naruto as her own son, how will everything change for Hotel Transylvania?

With one's love, he believe he was doomed to wander though the endless time with immortality, searching for a way to bring her back from dead or to end his life for good. He gave up and lose all hope...Until he meet a girl that look so much like her. So many questions left unanswered but Naruto know one thing, he will never leave her side!

AU: What if the kages at the summit chose different person? What if it's a reverse harem? That's what happened to Tsunade when she become a hokage at young age, she got a reverse harem! "At least I can perv after my Naru-chan." She muttered. (Two-shot story. Deaged Tsunade)

AU: The drunken world leaders chose someone else and suddenly give her a large reverse harem! Poor, poor Hinata, she have to be with this many husbands...Actually, she's inwardly happy about that because the truth is... (Two-chapters story.)

Princess, do you know what time it is? It's time for you to fall in love with a demon but not just any demon! It's Naruto, the cute, friendly and handsome demon you ever seen in your whole life!...And please stop giving him all info about your kingdom, he is not interrogating you! Dammit!

In Naruto's life, he saved many people but there are three important girls he saved and they got together to give him a reward in end. Who are they and what reward did Naruto get?

A princess of human kingdom have been kidnapped and is keeping in the Demon King's Castle...And all she care about is sleeping...And this kitsune hanyo that is watching after her as her warden. Little did the residents of Demon King's castle know is a maelstrom is going to hit them hard with pure chaos and headaches! Oh, and did I mention a romance between human and demon?

It's a good day to spend some time with his wife, even if it's short day. You have no idea how much Naruto like to brag about his cute faceless wife. (One-shot short story)

A nail can change the course of life, few what-if questions can mix things up...With these changes, the MHA universe will never be same again when a wounded soul encounter a person he saved, who will heal him in return and give him something that he thought he will never receive.

You always hear from people that they have weird or confusing family...Well, Naruto just beat you with his weird and confusing family because of their complicating background, their complex and their willing to cross the taboo line. Why can't he just have a normal sane family? Having this many mothers and sisters really make it so weird, confusing and fucked-up.

Naruto thought that he have a crazy life until he decide to celebrate a night out with his friends then wake up in a bed and face a very bizarre situation that really top it all. "Naruto, to save Nutaku World, you must fuck everyone!" That is so ridiculous because he have to go around and recruiting women into his harem with help of others from different world, with new weird power

A spin-off of My Harem Is What Harem! series that focus on lemon. At some point, we all know that you have to go to the next level in relationship...That's what happen with Naruto when he become intimate with his lover(s) of all kinds in many ways throughout his trip or at home...Or in different places. (Please read warning chapter)

What if there is a good reason why Izuku never mention a word about his father? What is it? (Rated M for cussing)

Naruto don't expect that he will meet a special girl when Jiraiya throw him on a island for survival training and fall in love right away...Then get jump on by their daughter in future. How can they be super and ero at same time! Not that he's complaining but still. (Uchi no Musume ni Te o Dasu na! - Oyako Heroine Funtousu crossover, one-shot lemon)

"Oh, Naruto now have a harem? Okay then. What kind of kunoichi are they?" "They're not kunoichi." "Oh, supernatural beings?" "Not supernatural beings." "...Deities?" "No." "Furry, fembot, superheroines, monster girls?" "...No, they're normal civilians...Are you on something, man?" "...They're normal! Really! Are you kidding me!" (D)

The Pines twin don't expect to make a male friend around their age during their summer vacation in Gravity Falls, neither how unpredictable he can be. With Naruto, everything is pure chaotic that you can't even believe...Oh, and he know few secrets of Gravity Falls! Not to mention that he have a insane gnome for pet-slash-friend. Poor Tambry, her half-brother is driving her nuts.

Naruto's life is not easy because a loli shinigami is living with him, claiming to be his wife because of a misunderstood many years ago, and it's not going to get easy when few more girls suddenly show up and try to take his soul...Which they failed at...Then move into his place without his permission! "Seriously, what did I do to deserve that?" Naruto deadpanned. (D)

Naruto really love his family because they are out of the world...Literally! Because his wives are aliens and their children are half-aliens! Read on and learn how he met and fall in love with the aliens while they raise their children together as a normal family...Like every family across the galaxies! (D)

Kakashi told Naruto that he will become a jonin but he have to do a mission first and that is to be a homeroom teacher in a high school for civilians, which is pretty strange. Naruto don't expected that his new girlfriend is one of his students...Neither her to form a harem for him...And to make it crazy, they're perverts! It's really good thing he's used to perverts...I think?

Naruto met some girls on a long-term escort mission and they are very strange and creepy, homicidal in some cases...And to some people's shock, he fall in love with them! He also accept their dark side and don't mind what some have done. I guess Naruto is also a strange person for having a thing for creepy girls. (D)

After kicked out from his old apartment, Naruto moved into a former hot spring inn, filled with attractive and cute women, and it turn out to be haunted by a ghost...Wait, he can see and touch ghosts! Wait, he can attract supernatural to himself! Wait, he end up with harem of supernatural being and few humans and kept getting in crazy situations! THE HELL!

Naruto don't expected his mother's kimono obi to transform into a girl, either discovering the existence of Tsukumogami and other supernatural beings. Now everything become very crazy when the girls seems to be after him in ecchi fashion...And what's that about his cursed ability! "Ha, that's a classical Uzumaki right there." "SHUT UP, KIRIHA!" (D)

When Naruto find a strange scroll inside the forbidden scroll, he gain a strange ability and that is...To attract the bad girls! Too bad he don't know that! Now all bad-type girls are after him and he end up on a team with two scary stronger girls while their sensei struggle with his sanity everyday. "Naruto, how in the world did you convince some girls to defect to Konohagakure!"

In Amity Park, there is one person you don't want to mess with and it's Naruto Fenton, the adopted son of Fenton family, because he can easily humiliate you with a prank and get away with it...Oh, and his ghost side will unleash the wrath upon you without his knowledge so there's that. If you do, you shall face the Wrath, the raging mindless destructive force!

AU of DK. Just when Naruto was starting to getting used to his sixty harem, life just throw a curve ball at him...Or throw a new contract in this case. His harem have expand greatly and he have to learn how to make it work. But why does they have to be older too! "Dammit, not again! At least there's some around my age..." Naruto looked at several girls, '...Is that a good thing'

The monster and fable students have to deal with the merge of their schools and now they have to deal with the first human student...Who happen to be a ninja and surprises that he come with! What the students don't know is that their high school life will be never be same after his first day. "How can this guy be so dense when it come to girls?" The skeleton deadpanned at the sight

Naruto finally become a genin and he can't wait to go out on adventure and become the next hokage...Only to wake up the next day and find out that he have lost ten years of his time and he's married...To NINE WOMEN! Now he have to deal with missing years and trying to get his memories back with help of his family.

When a ninja meet a witch, they fall in love. That is a story of how Naruto and Hermione get together and their journey toward their marriage and family life. One-shot series chapters.

A prequel to Re:Dark. Watch on as Naruto go through many lives in many different universe and meet the dark/bad ending. Sometime a certain life can be repeat over and over in many different branches and yet meet the same tragedy ending in some forms. Series of arcs/also containing one-shot chapters.

A endless nightmares that purge him for years, overprotective family who try to stop him from reaching his dream and many questions when he awoke something...The Darkness. With the power of Darkness in many forms, he will discover the truth and answers to those bizarre memories...But he will face unlikely adversaries down the path while recovering what was lost to him.

After the war ended, Naruto decide to leave the force for his true dream and that is to own the Ultra Resort Island! Too bad no one told him the true nature of his island and no one care about it because they are too busy having fun and enjoy everything the resort island offered...And chase poor owner around! (D)

After strings of betrayal, Naruto decide to take a vacation and some time off...Only to end up on a strange continent with his escort team and the first day was so pure chaotic for him to take it all in...Wait until he travel around the unique continent known as Nutuka and try to survive in this place. "Professor, stop teasing me and help me!" "Nah, I'm joining in, just enjoy it."

No one know why or how it happened, Naruto somehow married twenty-eight people after their first meeting and not even Naruto know how it happened! Now he have to deal with his bizarre harem and try to survive the shinobi life as a new-minted genin! "Naruto, some of your wives are..." "Yup, they're kinda special." "One of your wives is skinning this guy alive! Naruto, stop her!" (D)

Born without ability to produce chakra, Naruto always want to protect his family and those closer to him but he was denied of that. Until it all change when he met this mysterious person who send him to a faraway land and train under a master. He will set out on a travel to meet his goals and become stronger fighter. He is the Orange Brawler!

A sequel to Naruto Game. After beating the game, he's so bored...Until the game surprised him with new features and system! Now he's going to enjoy these games and have fun...Only if the permanent options don't carry over to everything, ugh! He want to go back in time and punch his six-year-old self in face! (D)

He have a weird dream of a blue butterfly in forest and pale hands. Maybe it was just nothing but a dream. It feel like he have forget something very important but what was it? Little did Naruto know is that he was trapped in something greater than dark hour...Greater than murder case and tv shadow...Greater than stealing hearts...Too bad he won't remember them after every deaths.

He was taken from the hell into another hell then finally escape with his life. He was ready to die until this woman come by and save his life. He set out on a long journey to find these monsters and get his revenge. After few years and few wars, he decide to let it go for a better life with people who love him. Until THEY come into his life. Have he fully let it go or not (D)

Naruto have returned from his five-year training trip with Jiraiya and everyone, even his parents and twin, are glad to see him again...Until he suddenly surprise them with his own big unique family! "You're married and you have kids!" His twin whispered with glossed-over eyes. "Yup!" Naruto grinned. "...JIRAIYA, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Kushina ran off, screaming for his blood.(D)

What happen if a six year old Naruto get this weird game thingy power and it ask him some questions that he don't understand but answer it anyway? One crazy chaotic life and bunch of regrets, that's what! At least he can become the hokage faster and get a family that he always want, thank to this game abilities. (D)

What happen if you mixed alcohol, kages and meeting together? You get one Naruto with crazy marriage contract for peace! How will Naruto deal with his sudden large harem, containing of many kunoichi and one princess? And why are everyone older than him! At least one is around his age and pretty cute...But dammit, kages!

Born with a weak and small body, Naruto Gremory will prove to people that you don't need a strong body to win the rating game but a sharp mind...Only if he can get over his timid personality, fear of girls, and get away from his brocon sister and this pervert girl who somehow form an harem for him!

"HOLY..." Kakashi dropped his jaw at Naruto's harem, "THEY'RE...?" "Yup, all my wives." Naruto scratched his head with a sheepish laughter. "...HOW!" "It's a long story." Naruto shrugged, "But we need to get everything ready and we're pretty tired. See you later." Kakashi just watch on as countless wives of Naruto walk past him before he kneel over out of shock. (D)

"Welcome to Rumble World, a world that host a biggest multiverse fighting tournament! The rules are simple...Everything goes! Take part in events! Be the winner and get the grand prize beyond your imagination! GET READY TO RUMBLE!" The host grinned madly at countless fighters and the chosen guests. (D)

A series of MHWH smuts. Everyone know that there are some time you have to move up in your relationship but no one told Naruto how crazy and bizarre it would get for him with his large harem or vice verse! Warning: Many contents and possible spoilers, please read the very first chapter beforehand.

The Strawhat crew unexpectedly gain two new members on the day they visit Loguetown, no thanks to Luffy. What they don't know is that the event will spark the rising of the youngest member and that he will shake the world beneath his feet...Literally. "I don't want to be a damn cabin boy!" The youngest member of Mugiwara pirates shouted out. Warning: OP-OC and certain stuffs.(D)

Kakashi stare at the girls and he slowly look at Naruto with his eye. "...Naruto..." "Aren't they lovely?" Naruto grinned at him, "They're my wives!" "C-C-Congrats..." Kakashi glanced at his wives, girlfriends and lovers, "...N-Nice to meet you..." He think he just throw up inside. Crack-fic

Kakashi stare at a group as Naruto direct his gaze somewhere else out of embarrassment, "...So you're..." "Look like it." Naruto scratched his cheek sheepishly, "I-I just fall in love with them." "...How does it work?" Kakashi turned to his student, "You know, in bed?" "KAKASHI!" Naruto's face turn red, "WHAT THE HELL!" "I'm just curious." Kakashi held his hands up. (D)

"...You all come from what for what!" Naruto stared at a girl in front of him with dropped jaw. "I come to seduce you, papa!" She grinned cheekily. "THE HELL!" He threw his hands up. "BUT THAT'S WRONG!" "Say who?" She tilted her head with crossed arms, "There's no law about it!" "Y-You..." "Father, I find you." Another girl show up. "...WHO ARE YOU!" Naruto threw his hands up. (D)

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!" Naruto screamed into Kakashi's face. "I-I-I kinda set up marriage treaties between you and other countries." "HOW! WHY!" His student screamed. "I-I-I'm sorry!" Kakashi sweated buckets, "A-At least it's all for world peace? You're marrying princesses and queens." Kakashi gave him a jazz hands, "Yay?" "I'm gonna kill you." Naruto growled. (D)

"...Huh, never thought you really have a type." Kakashi stared at the girls as Naruto rubbed his head bashfully, "That really explain everything." "Yeah, who would have seen that one coming?" Naruto muttered with red face and his sensei just stare at his wives, girlfriends and lovers. "...How is that possible anyway?" Kakashi muttered. (D)

"Meet my family!" Naruto gestured at his family with a wide grin before he shift his arm to other side, "Guys, meet my wives and kids!" His mother suddenly faint into his shocked father's arms, "Mom?" "...You really went ahead and did it." His sister deadpanned with a sweatdrop as they look at his wives, girlfriends and lovers. (D)

Naruto's eyebrow twitching at Kakashi as his sensei stare at the girls and Kakashi slowly look at him with his eye. "...Naruto, you lucky bastard." "That is all your fault!" Naruto shouted at him, "You send me out on this mission!" "But I don't tell you to get a harem..." Kakashi glanced at his wives, girlfriends and lovers, "...You lucky bastard." "I still blame you!"

Naruto's eyebrow twitching at Kakashi as his sensei stare at the girls and Kakashi slowly look at him with his eye. "...Naruto, are you..." "No!" Naruto screamed out, "It's not my fault that it happen that way! I blame you for sending me out on this mission!" "But I never tell you to go out and get a harem." Kakashi glanced at his wives, girlfriends and lovers. "I still blame you."

Her view of him have change throughout the course of her life and she would never think that he would become her lover at the end. Oneshot.

He was not sure when it all started, was it when he was a baby, was it when these incidents happened, or was it when he joined Total Drama with his childhood friend. Only one thing he knows is that he has been living a dramatic life. Rated M for some swearing and possible lemon in future.