Stories by Lucillia

Itachi's Boy by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

To Sasuke, Itachi was both Mother and Father as well as older brother. Oneshots of a world where Fugaku and Mikoto died fighting against the Kyuubi during the Kyuubi attack. Not all will be in Chronological Order.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Family - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - 1,874 words - 3 chapters - 58 reviews - 431 favorites - 430 follows

Brotherhood and the Will of Fire by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After the night of Mizuki and the scroll comes Naruto's first morning as a ninja of the Leaf.
Naruto - Complete - K - Family - Naruto U. - 790 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 107 favorites - 70 follows

What's a Burger? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Young Hashirama and Madara - whose first friendship has not yet broken up - end up in the future thanks to Konohamaru. Rather than having been brought somewhere sensible, some time where they could run into people who actually knew them in life, they're skipped past all that and land in the reign of the Nanadaime; which may as well be an alien world as far as they're concerned.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Adventure - Madara U., Hashirama S., Boruto U., Shikadai N. - 16,823 words - 6 chapters - 93 reviews - 430 favorites - 482 follows

Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor/Family - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - 22,620 words - 12 chapters - 520 reviews - 3,177 favorites - 3,283 follows

Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Sasuke U. - 8,015 words - 4 chapters - 159 reviews - 536 favorites - 596 follows

The Perpetual Narutositting Mission by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The marriage contract made with the Uzumaki at Konoha's Founding was supposed to have been a symbolic gesture on the Uchiha's part. Then Itachi got desperate to stop the Massacre, and the Hokage decided to take advantage of the situation in order to get Naruto an Unpaid caretaker who can't quit. The very straight Uchiha Itachi is now stuck as "Mrs. Uzumaki" for the next five years.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Itachi U., Hiruzen S., Shisui U. - 5,612 words - 3 chapters - 159 reviews - 664 favorites - 702 follows

The Assassin by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Harry Potter x Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M. - 879 words - 2 chapters - 46 reviews - 215 favorites - 96 follows

Making it Up to Sensei's Son by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Obito U. - 3,655 words - 4 chapters - 218 reviews - 1,320 favorites - 1,401 follows

Just Check Both by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U. - 3,682 words - 15 chapters - 572 reviews - 2,261 favorites - 1,877 follows

Minimum Requirement by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U. - 12,559 words - 9 chapters - 815 reviews - 3,641 favorites - 3,790 follows

Be Careful What You Wish For by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor/Drama - Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - 14,753 words - 4 chapters - 124 reviews - 562 favorites - 584 follows

This Wasn't the Birthday I Was Expecting by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Adventure - Naruto U., Hiashi H., Boruto U., Himawari U. - 9,354 words - 4 chapters - 142 reviews - 591 favorites - 679 follows

Death First! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor/Horror - Naruto U. - 533 words - 1 chapter - 53 reviews - 456 favorites - 171 follows

Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - - 140 words - 1 chapter - 60 reviews - 346 favorites - 138 follows

Why Time Traveling is Inadvisable by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - 963 words - 1 chapter - 46 reviews - 457 favorites - 237 follows

The Fallout From Naruto's First Kiss by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

How a certain incident could've gone if it had been Hanabi who had the crush on Naruto.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - 653 words - 1 chapter - 46 reviews - 534 favorites - 292 follows

Who the Heck is Naruto? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Senju Hashirama, Konoha's first Hokage, has a village to run. If people would just get out of his way and let him that is. And, who the heck is this Uzumaki Naruto character they keep mentioning anyway?
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Hashirama S. - 1,189 words - 2 chapters - 100 reviews - 401 favorites - 474 follows

Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - 5,224 words - 7 chapters - 370 reviews - 1,686 favorites - 1,240 follows

Team Tobi by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Obito finds that he's not above a bit of petty revenge when he steals something from Kakashi that he knows that the man will dearly miss out of spite. Three somethings actually. Three somethings whose names happen to be Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura who are now the unwilling students of "Tobi" and unwilling Genin of Amegakure after having been taken while returning home from Wave.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Adventure/Drama - Kakashi H., Obito U., Pain/Pein, Team Seven - 9,516 words - 4 chapters - 85 reviews - 569 favorites - 600 follows

It All Started When Harry Stole a Police Car by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - 3,769 words - 2 chapters - 241 reviews - 1,189 favorites - 1,396 follows

692 by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor/Horror - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - 922 words - 1 chapter - 80 reviews - 243 favorites - 106 follows

Thirteen by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Harry P., James P., Vernon D. - 2,330 words - 4 chapters - 242 reviews - 760 favorites - 698 follows

The Demon and the Dead Man by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Family/Adventure - Naruto U., Izuna U. - 51,273 words - 25 chapters - 702 reviews - 1,713 favorites - 1,772 follows

A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Despite the fact that the job was practically a sinecure, the Uchiha officers of the Konoha Military Police Force didn't just hang around drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. Even though they didn't particularly care for Konoha's other residents, they had a job to do. And, as a matter of pride, they did it well. Even when it took them to the darkest places...
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Crime/Tragedy - Fugaku U., Obito U., Tekka U. - 18,447 words - 4 chapters - 84 reviews - 179 favorites - 138 follows

Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Family - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - 28,064 words - 19 chapters - 832 reviews - 3,941 favorites - 4,022 follows

First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - 91,014 words - 41 chapters - 1,539 reviews - 3,452 favorites - 3,631 follows

My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D. - 10,739 words - 6 chapters - 626 reviews - 2,756 favorites - 3,635 follows

Un Gatto Chiama Bianchiera by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Un traduzione del mio racconto "Underwear the Cat" che ho fatto. Summario: Naruto ha incontrato il Kyuubi del suo compleanno quarto e ha presumato che era un regalo dal Hokage.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Mizuki, Kyūbi/Kurama - 432 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 6 favorites - 5 follows

Tearing the World Asunder by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dumbledore wasn't the only one with plots within plots running during the fight against Voldemort. Though young, another Gryffindor had his own plans for improving the world running, his own ideas how that would come to be, his own unwitting weapon to hone, and his own sacrifices to make for a Greater Good. (Oneshot).
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Tragedy/Horror - James P. - 2,204 words - 1 chapter - 47 reviews - 169 favorites - 76 follows

Steel and Snitches by Lucillia

Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.
Harry Potter x X-Men: The Movie - In-Progress - T - Humor - Harry P., Albus D., Erik L./Magneto - 4,653 words - 4 chapters - 221 reviews - 823 favorites - 1,033 follows

Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor - OC - 797 words - 1 chapter - 107 reviews - 629 favorites - 219 follows

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Madara U. - 21,537 words - 12 chapters - 1,132 reviews - 5,137 favorites - 5,174 follows

Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate, which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan. A problem that Anakin is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man, and Luke deals with like his father before him. Drabbles and oneshots which are not in chronological order.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K - Humor - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - 2,332 words - 10 chapters - 94 reviews - 321 favorites - 227 follows

Stop That Truck! by Lucillia

Little Harry Potter encounters the Winter Soldier under what were quite possibly the most ludicrous circumstances possible during the Winter Soldier's Summer from Hell. A Summer from Hell that Harry might've been indirectly responsible for...
Harry Potter x Captain America - Complete - K+ - Humor - Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier - 1,989 words - 1 chapter - 75 reviews - 508 favorites - 225 follows

The Quinjet's Little Design Flaw by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Quinjet wasn't made for really long trips, so it's missing a convenience or two. This one probably shouldn't have been left off however.
Captain America - Complete - K - Humor - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC, Clint B./Hawkeye - 250 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 144 favorites - 42 follows

The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia

Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Harry Potter x X-Men: The Movie - Complete - T - Humor - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - 1,647 words - 1 chapter - 93 reviews - 752 favorites - 309 follows

Professor X's Correspondence Academy by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A fact about Magneto that shouldn't really be so shocking when one really stops to think about it comes to light. Charles takes the opportunity to twist the knife a bit, and to once again try to persuade his old friend turned enemy that he is on the wrong path. Unintended consequences naturally ensued.
X-Men: The Movie - Complete - K+ - Humor - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier - 1,858 words - 1 chapter - 20 reviews - 181 favorites - 64 follows

What an Awful Trip by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Logan lay on the deck of the police boat with absolutely no idea how he got there... Past!Logan wakes up after the events of Days of Future Past.
X-Men: The Movie - In-Progress - K - Humor - Logan/Wolverine - 396 words - 2 chapters - 12 reviews - 57 favorites - 45 follows

Harry's Big Brother by Lucillia

When James and Lily visit a fertility clinic in 1979 in order to help nature take its course, they end up bringing a certain eleven year-old boy home with them for the Summer. As a result, Harry ends up with a "Big Brother" who - despite being a muggle - could potentially make Voldemort look like an abject failure.
StarTrek: The Original Series x Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - - Khan S., Harry P. - 11,701 words - 7 chapters - 213 reviews - 858 favorites - 1,133 follows

Four-Legged Malestrom by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Uzumaki Naruto. Loud, determined to never quit, dreams of becoming Hokage someday and Sasuke's bestest friend in the whole wide world. Oh, and did I mention that he's also furry, nine-tailed, and the unwitting jailor of his father the Kyuubi no Yoko?
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - 2,733 words - 2 chapters - 107 reviews - 652 favorites - 744 follows

Civilian School Blues by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

They've got blonde hair and blue eyes and, thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school that isn't exactly what it seems on it's placid surface. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Deidara - 11,302 words - 7 chapters - 142 reviews - 381 favorites - 445 follows

Lum Ale and Discomfort by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

All Han had wanted was a quiet drink and a chance to stew in his misery. Meeting someone who didn't exist had not been on the agenda.
Star Wars - Complete - K - Angst - Han S., Jaina S. - 2,356 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 85 favorites - 26 follows

Atypical Adoption by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When's an affair not an affair? When it starts out as a Tenza of course. After a surprisingly young looking Harry Potter deals with Voldemort, events lead him to the Doctor's side and a certain Time Lord finds out that he has a preternaturally intelligent child that has about another fifty years before he hits puberty to deal with.
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Family - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 11th Doctor, Harry P. - 9,367 words - 6 chapters - 138 reviews - 783 favorites - 1,011 follows

Chaos and the Prophesy Magnet by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Family is always complicated, and there had to be at least one lifetime when they weren't at each-other's throats more often than they were friends.
Harry Potter x Naruto - Complete - K - Family/Supernatural - Harry P., Ron W. - 861 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 214 favorites - 117 follows

Of Lives Gone By by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everything's over but the babies, and a couple of the dead who've been returned to the afterlife have decided to alleviate their boredom by seeing who was who before they were them.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Itachi U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - 386 words - 1 chapter - 56 reviews - 401 favorites - 163 follows

Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Orochimaru - 8,784 words - 10 chapters - 380 reviews - 1,571 favorites - 1,171 follows

We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - 1,320 words - 1 chapter - 121 reviews - 1,185 favorites - 460 follows

Time Mixup: Time Snarl by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sequel to Time Mixup. Jiraiya, Tenzo, Kakashi and Gaara have to teach a mentally twelve year-old Godaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto how to be a Kage in order to preserve a fragile peace that could shatter at any sign of weakness while a forcibly time-shifted older Naruto, his prankster proteges Sasuke and Neji, and some buddies from Iwa get to wreak havoc on yet another timeline.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya - 3,890 words - 2 chapters - 35 reviews - 383 favorites - 454 follows

Sticky Fingers and Chaos by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which the Chancellery Guard Andred falls in love over the course of a single planetary invasion, rashly marries, and discovers that his beautiful savage Leela comes with a bit of black-haired, green-eyed baggage named Harry that she and the Doctor had picked up from a doorstep on Privet Drive during a cold November night in 1981. Baggage that he's now partially responsible for.
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Family - Andred, Leela, Harry P. - 4,835 words - 4 chapters - 43 reviews - 154 favorites - 188 follows

Little Uzumaki by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Iruka U. - 31,964 words - 21 chapters - 1,671 reviews - 5,025 favorites - 4,554 follows

Learning To Live Rather Than Run From Death by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Attack on Hogwarts in January 1941 should've been prevented. It wasn't however. After the students are sent home for their safety, the Doctor finds himself dealing with a certain boy with the initials T.M.R. who'd been living on the streets with Nancy's gang after he sneaks aboard the TARDIS through a door Rose left open. Set after The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances.
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Adventure - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Tom R. Jr. - 7,380 words - 4 chapters - 28 reviews - 131 favorites - 122 follows

On the Record by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Harry P., James P., Albus D. - 487 words - 1 chapter - 125 reviews - 852 favorites - 280 follows

Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Complete - T - Humor - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - 17,653 words - 17 chapters - 424 reviews - 2,168 favorites - 1,139 follows

You Thought There Would Be a Happy Ending by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

And, there will be. Eventually. Just not the one you'd expected.
Naruto - Complete - K - - Sasuke U. - 332 words - 1 chapter - 27 reviews - 110 favorites - 41 follows

Infestation by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There was a good reason for why The Doctor would never forget Jo Grant, and it goes meow. Oneshots. Not in chronological order.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - 3rd Doctor, Jo G., 10th Doctor, 12th Doctor - 5,620 words - 11 chapters - 38 reviews - 102 favorites - 59 follows

Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U. - 2,131 words - 6 chapters - 214 reviews - 1,712 favorites - 1,546 follows

The Song That Never Ends by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There's a reason those two are so much like those other two.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Ashura Ō., Indra Ō. - 454 words - 1 chapter - 37 reviews - 182 favorites - 72 follows

They Always Come With Strings Attached by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Clara learns the hard way that it isn't always advisable to snag a free sample that's on offer, and Danny Pink learns that he's willing to put up with weird - very, very, weird with a side of alien - for Clara.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Family - Clara O., Danny P., 12th Doctor - 2,757 words - 2 chapters - 14 reviews - 34 favorites - 45 follows

A Jealous Wish by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A year after Oopa's father is wished back to life, 13 year old Goku wishes for his own father to return to him. As they say, be careful what you wish for...
Dragon Ball Z - In-Progress - K+ - Family/Adventure - Goku, Bardock - 16,282 words - 12 chapters - 190 reviews - 507 favorites - 547 follows

Awkwardness Ensues by Lucillia

Clark Kent and Clark Kent trade places for a week. It would seem like an interesting vacation for the both of them, seeing as their lives are rather different at that point. There's just one small problem however. A problem named Lana Lang. Either that, or Martha Kent...
Smallville x Superman - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Clark K./Superman, Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - 667 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 36 favorites - 26 follows

Medicaments by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When the Eleventh Doctor has a little adventure in "the rainbow guy's" territory, he runs into Harry Sullivan who decides to solve one of the Doctor's problems the way many doctors do nowadays.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 11th Doctor, Brigadier - 1,228 words - 1 chapter - 11 reviews - 37 favorites - 12 follows

Be Warned by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Bright, brilliant, eye-searing, and serving a purpose that far too many had ignored much to their detriment could be some ways to describe the 6th Doctor's outfit.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - - 6th Doctor - 259 words - 1 chapter - 20 reviews - 53 favorites - 10 follows

The Starfleet Lark by Lucillia

It had to be fate that the U.S.S. Troutbridge's crew included an avid angler named Stanton, a Navigator named Phillips who caused more destruction to Starfleet property than every war they'd been involved in to that point combined, and one of the rather extensive Pertwee clan who was naturally there to follow family tradition and make a profit at Starfleet's expense amongst others.
StarTrek: The Original Series - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - - 1,748 words - 2 chapters - 11 reviews - 25 favorites - 16 follows

The Scientific Explanation by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There had to be a rational explanation for how and why a dart had ended up in Jamie's backside despite the fact that he hadn't been anywhere near the dartboard.
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Jamie M., Zoe H., Harry P., Ron W. - 514 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 94 favorites - 30 follows

Oh Dear! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The TARDIS translated the Second Doctor's favorite exclamation as "Oh dear", but...
Doctor Who - Complete - T - Humor - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H. - 658 words - 1 chapter - 27 reviews - 144 favorites - 37 follows

Interstellar Incident by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The U.N.I.T. boys are caught watching something they really, really, shouldn't be, and the Doctor once again reminds them that he's an alien.
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - 405 words - 1 chapter - 11 reviews - 69 favorites - 15 follows

The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - E. Palpatine - 1,684 words - 4 chapters - 129 reviews - 151 favorites - 109 follows

Being Merlin Is Going To Suck by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The three-hundred years the Doctor spent running from his death at Lake Silencio wasn't all fun and games. For one, there was that time loop his Seventh self had stumbled upon which needed closing...
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - 11th Doctor - 505 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 60 favorites - 27 follows

Party Wagon by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There was a reason that Lethbridge-Stewart didn't shoot the Doctor when he met him in the London Underground despite his somewhat shady behavior. A reason he was willing to believe him about the TARDIS, and to go along with several men in order to retrieve it during The Web of Fear. That reason was the Party Wagon. (Series of related oneshots not in Chronological Order)
Doctor Who - In-Progress - T - Humor/Adventure - 1st Doctor, Brigadier, River Song/Melody P. III, The Master - 962 words - 2 chapters - 6 reviews - 32 favorites - 14 follows

My Real Name Is by Lucillia

Nobody in SG-1 is who they seem to be, or are they?...Just kidding. Colonel O'Neill came up with a game after reading some Wormhole X-Treme! fan fiction, and the rest of SG-1 decided to play along.
Stargate: SG-1 - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - J. O'Neill - 1,398 words - 3 chapters - 42 reviews - 108 favorites - 101 follows

But, That's So Racist! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Hermione try to introduce muggle paper and ballpoint pens to Hogwarts only to end up running headfirst into the reason behind the tradition of using parchment and quills.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Hermione G., Minerva M. - 236 words - 1 chapter - 76 reviews - 204 favorites - 74 follows

Why I Did It by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Tragedy - Ron W., Albus D. - 1,512 words - 1 chapter - 51 reviews - 433 favorites - 143 follows

Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - 1,318 words - 1 chapter - 79 reviews - 699 favorites - 214 follows

Insane Asylum Escapees by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - 11,259 words - 15 chapters - 167 reviews - 821 favorites - 707 follows

Exotic Pet by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A Harry Potter who's a full-blooded member of a certain two-hearted, cold-blooded species of Crocodillian descent from a certain planet whose name starts with a G and rhymes with Mallifrey ends up on the Dursley's doorstep. He ends up having a much happier life there than he normally would've due to the fact that he "Isn't people".
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor/Family - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - 2,741 words - 1 chapter - 72 reviews - 634 favorites - 251 follows

Sandstorm by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A future Imperial Grand Admiral and a future leader of the Rebellion take shelter from a sandstorm together.
Star Wars - Complete - K - - Thrawn, Luke S., Owen L., Beru L. - 5,142 words - 1 chapter - 23 reviews - 127 favorites - 47 follows

Some Assembly Required by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Again with the pointing. What are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?"
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, War Doctor - 322 words - 1 chapter - 25 reviews - 171 favorites - 36 follows

Devil Children by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - In-Progress - M - Humor - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - 6,949 words - 5 chapters - 259 reviews - 1,588 favorites - 1,538 follows

Doctor Dearest by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Auror Harry Potter runs into the Tenth Doctor during School Reunion, however, matters are slightly complicated by the fact that a future incarnation of the Doctor is Harry's mother. During a couple adventures together, Harry gets to know one of the parents he lost.
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Family - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - 5,841 words - 4 chapters - 66 reviews - 326 favorites - 431 follows

No Way In Hell by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - 9,121 words - 13 chapters - 1,249 reviews - 5,585 favorites - 2,911 follows

No More by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What could make a man who's seen centuries of war finally say "No More"?
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Tragedy/Family - War Doctor, Susan F. - 423 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 44 favorites - 7 follows

Chickenzilla by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - 9,116 words - 18 chapters - 621 reviews - 1,750 favorites - 1,497 follows

Sponge Bath by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Some people would go to great lengths to get a sponge bath, but this really took the cake.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor/Tragedy - Obito U., Madara U. - 96 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 81 favorites - 35 follows

Screaming Across the Heavens by Lucillia

Agents from departments that are forced to pinch pennies express their displeasure over the fact that the BAU gets their own airplane in a most creative fashion.
Criminal Minds - Complete - K+ - Humor - D. Rossi - 486 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 74 favorites - 15 follows

Quality Programming by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes Evil must take a nap in order to recover, and when it does, the Master has to find something else to do...
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - The Master - 432 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 22 favorites - 4 follows

Osgood by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The funny thing about flitting through time is that your adventures tend to be connected in ways you don't and possibly will never realize. This time, the connection is Osgood, though which one could be up for debate.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - - 2nd Doctor, Osgood, Ice Warriors - 508 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 26 favorites - 6 follows

Those Left Behind by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Maito Dai ran to save his son from the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, he left someone behind to wait for him forever.
Naruto - Complete - K - Tragedy - Rock Lee - 165 words - 1 chapter - 27 reviews - 155 favorites - 48 follows

Innuendo by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Brigadier has a discussion with the Doctor regarding his behaviour in relation to his new assistant.
Doctor Who - Complete - T - Humor - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - 1,149 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 57 favorites - 12 follows

Why The Doctor Quit Smoking by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

We see the First Doctor smoking a pipe maybe once or twice, and then pretty much never again. There had to be a reason behind it.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 1st Doctor, Ian C. - 335 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 29 favorites - 6 follows

The Mill by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Moriarty deals with a matter of obligation in the place where it all began.
Harry Potter x Sherlock - In-Progress - T - - Lily Evans P., J. Moriarty - 3,996 words - 2 chapters - 40 reviews - 195 favorites - 171 follows

Max by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dean wins an invisible dog off a mysterious guy in black during a poker game right before Season 1. Supernatural with a "boy" and his dog.
Supernatural - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Dean W. - 2,205 words - 6 chapters - 60 reviews - 362 favorites - 357 follows

Lord President by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Two Time Lords have a discussion during the investiture ceremony of the new Lord President of Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - - 12th Doctor - 193 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 62 favorites - 14 follows

Saving for a Rainy Day or Twelve by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is something that the Doctor is saving up for when his twelfth (technically thirteenth) self comes into being, since he knows that he'll use them up practically all in one go.
Doctor Who - Complete - T - Humor - 3rd Doctor, 12th Doctor, Brigadier - 240 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 80 favorites - 17 follows

Choice of Style by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Back when the First Doctor was getting used to wearing trousers after a lifetime of wearing robes on Gallifrey, a chance encounter outside of a pub causes a major change to the Doctor's wardrobe. Jamie would probably be proud...
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 1st Doctor, 4th Doctor, 8th Doctor, 12th Doctor - 1,872 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 67 favorites - 9 follows

Pop Goes the Hideout by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

If you've seen the inside of Omega's fortress in The Three Doctors, you were probably thinking the same thing...
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor - 138 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 31 favorites - 5 follows

Hoist With His Own Petard by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which Ramon Salamander should've done some historical research before setting off earthquakes in Central Europe.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 2nd Doctor - 279 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 19 favorites - 2 follows

Didn't We Just Leave This Party? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Following the excitement in the London Underground, the Doctor and his companions turn up on an Australian beach in a more familiar 21st century and have a near encounter with the Enemy of Monsanto.
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Victoria W. - 1,579 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 19 favorites - 6 follows

How The Ice Warriors Should've Ended by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

If Leader Clent had been a little less stupid and remembered a certain McGuffin, he could've saved himself a bit of trouble towards the end of a certain pointless conflict that had had everyone running around stupidly for about a week, and some lives might've been saved on both sides.
Doctor Who - Complete - T - Humor - 2nd Doctor - 808 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 14 favorites - 5 follows

Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Albus D., Minerva M. - 420 words - 1 chapter - 164 reviews - 1,236 favorites - 385 follows

Anti-Theft Device by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sergeant Benton and the Doctor are out testing Bessie's new Anti-theft equipment. As with everything the Doctor does, the Master just has to interfere...
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 3rd Doctor, Benton, The Master - 593 words - 1 chapter - 14 reviews - 58 favorites - 6 follows

A (Partial) Guide to Surviving Middle Earth by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

So, you've landed in Middle-Earth. Now that you're there, here's a couple of tips for surviving beyond your first few hours.
Lord of the Rings - Complete - T - Humor - - 1,298 words - 1 chapter - 30 reviews - 148 favorites - 38 follows

Wishing For Middle Earth by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Meet Frank. Frank works in a bank. When she isn't working, she is writing fan-fiction and wishing she's in Middle-Earth. One day, she gets her wish.
Harry Potter x Lord of the Rings - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - OC, Orc - 498 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 43 favorites - 27 follows

Self Insert IX by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Author has found herself magically transported to Middle-Earth this time. Naturally, since she's now an elfling, life should be happy, happy, joy, joy. Or not...
Lord of the Rings - Complete - K+ - Humor - Elf, Elrond, OC - 527 words - 1 chapter - 14 reviews - 44 favorites - 26 follows

So, Why a Train? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - 564 words - 1 chapter - 66 reviews - 383 favorites - 114 follows

Mary Susan by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Fellowship encounter a young maiden who is wandering alone. This maiden then promptly latches onto Legolas, much to the amusement of his companions.
Lord of the Rings - In-Progress - K - Humor - Legolas - 1,110 words - 4 chapters - 44 reviews - 103 favorites - 86 follows

Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Harry Potter x Lord of the Rings - Complete - K - Humor - Harry P., Boromir - 372 words - 1 chapter - 96 reviews - 474 favorites - 140 follows

Up Up and Away We Go by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There's a reason Muggles don't stop to think about it...
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Harry P., Hermione G. - 136 words - 1 chapter - 36 reviews - 288 favorites - 89 follows

Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Kyūbi/Kurama, Karin U. - 389 words - 1 chapter - 165 reviews - 1,796 favorites - 569 follows

Blessed Event by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Obito U., Minato N. - 135 words - 1 chapter - 69 reviews - 542 favorites - 200 follows

An Endless Sea of Sky by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There should've been a seemingly endless sea of empty sky surrounding them, and yet somehow...
Doctor Who x Avengers - Complete - T - Humor - - 147 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 37 favorites - 11 follows

The Wrong End of the Stick by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When the Sandaime makes the mistake of telling a young Naruto about his mother, the boy jumps to certain conclusions. Matters aren't helped when Asuma realizes that this is the perfect opportunity to prank his father. Now, Naruto wants to be like his father the Hokage...The Sandaime Hokage.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Iruka U., Asuma S., Hiruzen S. - 6,801 words - 4 chapters - 229 reviews - 1,077 favorites - 1,109 follows

The Demon and the Dead Man: All Over the Map by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Side Story to The Demon and the Dead Man, set during Chapter 22. After Kakashi causes an incident that results in Naruto releasing some of the Kyuubi's Chakra, adventures abound when Naruto and team are sent on a mission that has them running back and forth across the continent.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Izuna U. - 1,070 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 77 favorites - 66 follows

Simple Illusions by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Things aren't always as they appear, and sometimes time hasn't really been changed.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - - 11th Doctor - 243 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 31 favorites - 7 follows

Time MixUp by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato/Tenzō/Kinoe - 84,082 words - 33 chapters - 2,452 reviews - 5,696 favorites - 4,160 follows

Transposition by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He has wings and scales and breathes fire. He's three feet tall and has hairy feet. They fight crime!
Hobbit x Sherlock - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - 502 words - 1 chapter - 43 reviews - 142 favorites - 83 follows

Poisoning the Well by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Family - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - 697 words - 1 chapter - 133 reviews - 774 favorites - 278 follows

Don't Mind Us by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The painting of the fall of Arcadia obviously couldn't have been the actual fall of Arcadia, otherwise all hell would've broken loose in the Black Archive when the Doctors exited the painting, which begs the question of where the heck did the Doctors get the Dalek they used to break out of the painting in the first place?
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Davros, War Doctor - 296 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 100 favorites - 21 follows

Explosion in a Rainbow Factory by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Doctor runs into a future self who has decided to revisit a familiar face...
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 6th Doctor - 364 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 26 favorites - 6 follows

Oh Crap! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It is only after one comes down from the high of having done a good deed that the potential consequences begin to hit. Spoiler for the 50th Anniversary Special.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 11th Doctor - 84 words - 1 chapter - 25 reviews - 48 favorites - 8 follows

The Servant's Reason by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Tag to Silver Nemesis. There are several reasons to follow someone. Fear is one, a very powerful one, but there is another that is much more powerful, and one doesn't necessarily preclude the other. After all, he did save her when he didn't have to...
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Tragedy - 7th Doctor - 151 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 4 favorites - 1 follows

Warning Signs of the Apocalypse by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It all started when the Tenth Doctor dropped his Sonic Screwdriver...
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K - Humor - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - 659 words - 1 chapter - 16 reviews - 48 favorites - 15 follows

Act of Stupidity by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

As it has been pointed out before, the Fourth Doctor had regenerated after falling from a much shorter height than the Tenth Doctor had fallen during The End of Time, and he hadn't fallen through a glass ceiling during the process either...
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 10th Doctor - 500 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 55 favorites - 11 follows

Laundry Day by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

How hard could it be to wash a coat?
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri, 10th Doctor - 1,233 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 35 favorites - 6 follows

Typo by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When the Doctor called Mickey by the wrong name, was it out of cruelty as revenge for Micky's having called him a thing or something else?
Doctor Who - Complete - K - - Mickey S. - 227 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 43 favorites - 8 follows

Why COPS Loves the Doctor by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The actual Police Officers who have to deal with him however, not so much...Then again, things going wonky makes for good television, but isn't so good when you have to stand in front of your superior and explain exactly what happened to the car and how the cameraman who'd been riding along with you got so banged up. Random Oneshots Not in Chronological Order.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - 4th Doctor, 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 11th Doctor - 1,626 words - 2 chapters - 12 reviews - 51 favorites - 32 follows

Three Word Reply by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - 125 words - 1 chapter - 73 reviews - 477 favorites - 136 follows

Early Return by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Grace decides to return something to the Doctor, but with time travel complicating matters, things are never that simple.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 1st Doctor, Grace H. - 438 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 15 favorites - 2 follows

Spoilers For a Show You Don't Wanna Watch by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Doctor had only stopped to let Barbra and Ian out for some fresh air. He most definitely hadn't expected or wanted three naked strangers to break into his TARDIS the minute he did so.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - 4,611 words - 4 chapters - 45 reviews - 156 favorites - 140 follows

Just Hand Him a Test Tube and Tell Him He's Wonderful by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Brigadier narrowed his choice of U.N.I.T. Scientific Advisor down to two candidates, both of whom worked at Cambridge. He picks one, and then the Doctor arrives, destroying Ian Chesterton's hopes for a reasonably quiet assignment when he finds himself stuck in the role of the Doctor's assistant instead.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Friendship - Barbara W., Ian C., 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - 2,767 words - 3 chapters - 14 reviews - 50 favorites - 56 follows

Sam Braun Welcomes You by Lucillia

The Doctor finds himself in the middle of a casino and discovers that he will have been there before...
Doctor Who x CSI - Complete - K - Humor - 1st Doctor, Ian C., Sara S., Warrick B. - 564 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 25 favorites - 7 follows

Good Job on the- Nevermind by Lucillia

Holmes visits Lestrade upon his return from his three-year sabbatical and learns that the Inspector is a bit miffed by and has been busy during his departure.
Doctor Who x Sherlock Holmes - Complete - K+ - Humor - Madame Vastra, Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade, Dr. Watson - 692 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 24 favorites - 4 follows

Life In Relation to Monty Python Sketches by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes life imitates art. Sometimes art imitates life. Sometimes both have identical names for similar things, but...Well, let's just say that the Doctor can't appreciate some Monty Python sketches because they remind him of incidents he'd rather forget.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - 2nd Doctor, 3rd Doctor, Jamie M., Jo G. - 1,460 words - 4 chapters - 18 reviews - 29 favorites - 22 follows

The Fans and the Nearby Museum by Lucillia

If they didn't exist, someone would've had to invent them. And, if they did exist...
Sherlock - Complete - K - Humor - Sherlock H., John W. - 385 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 23 favorites - 6 follows

Protecting the Thief by Lucillia

Why the Doctor hadn't been there during Children of Earth.
Doctor Who x Torchwood - Complete - K - - TARDIS - 358 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 48 favorites - 13 follows

Boba Weasley by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Star Wars x Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Humor/Family - Boba Fett, Harry P. - 9,447 words - 7 chapters - 72 reviews - 261 favorites - 316 follows

Baby's Day Out by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor/Adventure - Naruto U., Itachi U. - 5,466 words - 4 chapters - 206 reviews - 748 favorites - 718 follows

Oktoberfest by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Who needs a pub when you've got every festival known to man and some that aren't just a short TARDIS ride away?
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor/Friendship - 10th Doctor, The Master, 3rd Doctor - 743 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 34 favorites - 5 follows

Medical Malpractice by Lucillia

It is up to the B.A.U. to determine if a pair of teenagers who were apprehended at the scene of a recent murder are just a pair of kids who'd stumbled into the wrong place at the wrong time or a pair of LARPing thrill killers. The young Doctor and young Master who haven't yet taken those names just want to retrieve their stolen TARDIS and get the hell out of there.
Doctor Who x Criminal Minds - In-Progress - T - Crime/Adventure - 1st Doctor, The Master, D. Rossi - 4,809 words - 3 chapters - 13 reviews - 65 favorites - 75 follows

Draco's Mate by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Draco M., Lucius M. - 222 words - 1 chapter - 51 reviews - 120 favorites - 48 follows

The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - 539 words - 1 chapter - 52 reviews - 292 favorites - 114 follows

Why the War Chief Hates Wizards by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

With all the soldiers that the War Chief was having scooped up from random eras, odds were that he managed to snag a few non-standard enlistees. Enlistees who might just happen to be resistant to mind-control and have the ability to disappear and re-appear elsewhere at will.
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Dean T., Salazar S. - 508 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 62 favorites - 18 follows

Son Midoriko by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The tale of what might have happened if Goku had been slightly less injured on the day of his battle with the Demon King Piccolo and decided to follow a certain flying egg.
Dragon Ball Z - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Goku, Piccolo - 512 words - 2 chapters - 28 reviews - 85 favorites - 73 follows

Sharingan Rats by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor/Family - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U. - 17,511 words - 12 chapters - 374 reviews - 873 favorites - 811 follows

Septem by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Luke S., Leia O. - 9,130 words - 8 chapters - 87 reviews - 232 favorites - 233 follows

Prison Break by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - - Harry P., Ron W. - 3,135 words - 2 chapters - 75 reviews - 218 favorites - 327 follows

Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia

Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Labyrinth x Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Adventure/Family - Jareth, Harry P. - 40,129 words - 20 chapters - 388 reviews - 1,266 favorites - 1,544 follows

Izuna and Madara Hogwarts Professors by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.
Harry Potter x Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Harry P., Izuna U. - 13,996 words - 11 chapters - 207 reviews - 604 favorites - 624 follows

Hokage Swap by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company - including a still living Uchiha Izuna - have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign. AU
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - 6,130 words - 5 chapters - 197 reviews - 1,104 favorites - 1,111 follows

Love, or Something Like It by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sesshomaru won't stop following Kagome because there's something about her he loves.
Inuyasha - Complete - K - Humor - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - 108 words - 1 chapter - 29 reviews - 83 favorites - 31 follows

Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Harry Potter x Final Fantasy VII - In-Progress - T - - Harry P., Genesis R. - 24,848 words - 11 chapters - 490 reviews - 2,256 favorites - 2,585 follows

Guardian Whatever by Lucillia

After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.
Good Omens x Supernatural - In-Progress - T - Humor - A. Crowley, Dean W. - 6,641 words - 4 chapters - 57 reviews - 276 favorites - 273 follows

Duality by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In one world: Obito died saving his teammates. Konoha's Original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is Naruto's caretaker, and Uchiha Madara is the driving force behind the Akatsuki, still alive and running around doing his own dirty work despite his advanced age. Both men share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Madara U. - 4,859 words - 7 chapters - 115 reviews - 389 favorites - 372 follows

Obito by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - - Naruto U., Obito U. - 21,277 words - 11 chapters - 450 reviews - 1,176 favorites - 1,324 follows

Dichotomy by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

One does not necessarily equal the other, especially when someone is using more archaic definitions to justify things to themselves.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - - Albus D. - 314 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 106 favorites - 34 follows

A Headache and a Half by Lucillia

Being Director of the SOLDIER program, Lazard has to deal with a number of problems. Zack Fair is one of them.
Final Fantasy VII - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Lazard D., Zack F. - 706 words - 4 chapters - 29 reviews - 78 favorites - 63 follows

A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Karin U. - 6,950 words - 6 chapters - 378 reviews - 2,034 favorites - 2,171 follows

He Who Must Not Be Named In Front of Sherlock by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Call him a freak, and he'll just brush it off. Mention a certain name or look like you're going to mention that name in front of him however...
Star Trek: 2009 x Sherlock - Complete - K - - John Harrison/Khan, Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - 462 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 153 favorites - 41 follows

Cold Call by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In the middle of a Christmas party, The Doctor receives a call which reminds him that despite his exile there are still good things in his life.
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - - 3rd Doctor, Benton, Mike Y. - 410 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 18 favorites - 2 follows

John Smith by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which a Keeper of the Matrix notices that there's a surplus of surveillance footage of a certain individual and decides to put it to good use.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 4th Doctor - 142 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 28 favorites - 4 follows

The Two From Class B by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Despite the fact that Hyuuga Hiashi and Hyuuga Hizashi were probably on one of the most renown teams in Konoha history, learning under Jiraiya of the Sannin alongside Namikaze Minato himself, they were never going to say a single word about it. As far as they were concerned, they'd never been Genin, and anyone who said otherwise was lying.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Jiraiya, Minato N., Hiashi H., Hizashi H. - 3,276 words - 3 chapters - 50 reviews - 172 favorites - 162 follows

A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - - Vernon D., Harry P. - 15,280 words - 13 chapters - 1,314 reviews - 4,139 favorites - 5,438 follows

The Sammy and Michael Show by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A tale of two brothers on the road in which Sam is Sam, Dean is Michael, it's 2008, and Lucifer's still in the Pit.
Supernatural - In-Progress - T - Family - Sam W., Michael - 6,023 words - 5 chapters - 68 reviews - 264 favorites - 288 follows

Send in the Clones by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Thanks to a variant of the Gemino Curse, Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin. He's also sorted into Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff as well.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - - Harry P. - 9,098 words - 7 chapters - 283 reviews - 1,041 favorites - 1,064 follows

High Fashion by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

"I'll have you know Peri that this is the height of fashion in London right now."
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri, Lucius M. - 181 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 22 favorites - 5 follows

He's Dead by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A rewrite of the scene in The Five Doctors in which the Castellan is killed that takes a Time Lord's ability to regenerate into account. After all, the dude went Bang Thump, not Bang Thump, Bang Thump, Bang Thump, Bang Thump, Bang Thump...
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 5th Doctor - 395 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 20 favorites - 3 follows

Bagpipes by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Doctor returns from his first visit to Gallifrey following the lifting of his exile and discovers the consequences of one of his actions.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 3rd Doctor, Mike Y. - 30 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 17 favorites - 3 follows

Whatever Happened to Sally-Anne Perks? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which Sally-Anne breaks Hogwarts Rule Number One and hitches a ride with a notoriously bad driver.
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - 4th Doctor, Sally-Anne P. - 583 words - 1 chapter - 14 reviews - 55 favorites - 15 follows

Why the Brigadier Stopped Asking by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What's the use of having a time machine if you can't use it to prank nosy parkers who won't stop asking personal questions?
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - 1,032 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 90 favorites - 14 follows

Falling Rocks by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The sound of stones being set on a Go board used to be comforting to him...
Hikaru no Go - Complete - K - Angst/Tragedy - K. Tōya - 426 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 28 favorites - 5 follows

Gryffindor? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There was a reason you could pretty much tell which House a kid belonged to just by looking at them by the time Harry Potter arrived at Hogwarts. Fortunately, The Doctor arrived and corrected the problem.
Doctor Who x Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - 2nd Doctor, Jack H., Albus D. - 533 words - 1 chapter - 47 reviews - 243 favorites - 84 follows

Why Earth? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There has to be a good reason for why just about every hostile force in the universe has come gunning for a certain small blue planet in the middle of nowhere and its inhabitants, right?
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - The Master, 10th Doctor, Rassilon - 188 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 85 favorites - 15 follows

Do da di da di da do do by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Resistance is futile. It'll eventually get you, even if it takes centuries to do so. So, you may as well grab some Jelly Babies and dance along because it's the Hamster Dance!
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K - Humor - The Master - 142 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 22 favorites - 4 follows

Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was just like The Doctor to take advantage of little things like a paved road that mysteriously ran through the Death Zone on Gallifrey without once bothering to wonder what the hell it was doing there, or how many men had died to put it there... Various drabbles and oneshots on the lives of the brave Time Lords who put that road there just so one car could drive down it.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - T - Humor - 3rd Doctor, Rassilon - 368 words - 2 chapters - 2 reviews - 12 favorites - 3 follows

Pick 'N Pull by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which the Tenth Doctor gets parts to a Time Rotor that were just sitting there, the Third Doctor gets his ass handed to him by himself, and the First Doctor is too clever by half.
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 1st Doctor, 3rd Doctor, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - 667 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 42 favorites - 11 follows

Words That Taste Like Warm Champagne by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Once again he'd run leaving the words unspoken, and once again he'd lost someone dear to him because he just couldn't say them to her face. Three simple words, and he just couldn't get them past his lips, couldn't use them to take what he wanted for himself. Once again, she was claimed by someone else, and there was just the long trip back to the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Angst - 10th Doctor, 3rd Doctor - 332 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 11 favorites - 2 follows

Tes Potter and the Meddling Old Man by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A few hours can be the difference between the funny story about how your mother went into labor while shopping for biscuits and "Cleanup on aisle 7". A few hours can also lead to a different name and a different life as a result. Unfortunately for Tesco James Potter, there's a prophesy he has to fulfill before he can live as he wants to: Well away from any lunatic wizards.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Harry P. - 696 words - 1 chapter - 79 reviews - 270 favorites - 260 follows

Generational Refuge by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was only after the adventure was over that the Doctor had gotten a chance to stop and think about the strangeness that was Paradise Towers. When he did, he realized that there was something, that he quite frankly should've and would've spotted earlier if he hadn't picked up a habit of occasionally looking without seeing. Tag to Paradise Towers, Season 24 eps. 5-8.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - - 7th Doctor, Melanie B. - 596 words - 1 chapter - 0 reviews - 8 favorites - 1 follows

Not in the Name of the Doctor by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He may not have acted in the name of the Doctor, but what he had done he had done for the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - - Valeyard, 11th Doctor - 302 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 25 favorites - 4 follows

Waiting for Ginger by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There was a reason the Doctor tended to be disappointed when he discovered that he wasn't a ginger after he regenerated. The Doctor didn't just want to be a ginger, he was waiting for something special that would happen when he was one.
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 8th Doctor - 424 words - 1 chapter - 20 reviews - 118 favorites - 19 follows

The Eleventh Doctor and the Tomb of the Cybermen by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The TARDIS went one way, and the TARDIS went the other way, passing itself coming and going through the border of an alternate universe. While his alternate Second self screwed around at Amy and Rory's during the Slow Invasion, the Doctor got to stroll down memory lane and relive one of his early adventures with Amy and Rory at his side.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, 2nd Doctor, Jamie M. - 860 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 26 favorites - 20 follows

It's All Fun and Word Games by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Until...
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 6th Doctor - 240 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 10 favorites - 2 follows

Well, That Was Oddly Specific by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A missile hits 10 Downing Street, and about the only part of the building to survive is a cupboard that remains miraculously intact, shielding the people within. Strange and miraculous. But, with the Doctor around, there's a simple answer for why. One wonders why UNIT puts up with him when he does these things though...
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 9th Doctor - 646 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 63 favorites - 15 follows

Stop and Go by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Doctor is at a carnival. He's on a date, having fun with companions after a harrowing adventure, on a date, on an outing with his granddaughter, and on a date. Things are sure to be interesting.
Doctor Who - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 1st Doctor, 2nd Doctor - 2,823 words - 2 chapters - 20 reviews - 53 favorites - 31 follows

An Encounter by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

While Amy and Rory are out having a romantic dinner, the Doctor gets a visitor from his past.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 11th Doctor, 2nd Doctor - 217 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 36 favorites - 7 follows

A Doctor and A Master by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Doctor's a doctor and The Master's a master, but a Doctor and a Master of what?
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 3rd Doctor, The Master - 174 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 59 favorites - 12 follows

Instructions From the Future by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After receiving anxiously awaited instructions from a later incarnation of the Doctor, UNIT dutifully attempts to follow them to the best of their abilities.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor, Brigadier - 156 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 41 favorites - 6 follows

A Short Trip Around the Block by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Doctor finds one of his near-forgotten toys, and decides to go for a short trip in it despite the fact that it isn't the sort of thing that people picture his current incarnation driving.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Brigadier - 478 words - 1 chapter - 11 reviews - 54 favorites - 9 follows

Tom and Merope by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Different ways in which Tom Riddle and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - - Tom R. Sr., Merope G. - 4,676 words - 6 chapters - 86 reviews - 245 favorites - 180 follows

The Price by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Horror - Harry P., Hermione G. - 128 words - 1 chapter - 61 reviews - 182 favorites - 73 follows

Daddy by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U. - 232 words - 1 chapter - 100 reviews - 625 favorites - 259 follows

Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Kakashi H., Minato N. - 234 words - 2 chapters - 55 reviews - 367 favorites - 154 follows

And, That's When by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

As they say, Loose Lips Sink Ships. What follows after however may loosen bowels.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Fugaku U. - 150 words - 1 chapter - 14 reviews - 66 favorites - 25 follows

Prevent This! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - 1,548 words - 1 chapter - 119 reviews - 1,173 favorites - 416 follows

Rokudaime by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - 417 words - 1 chapter - 39 reviews - 196 favorites - 67 follows

Fate? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Was it really fate that sent Hizashi into the Branch House, or just random chance and some really rotten luck?
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - 171 words - 1 chapter - 30 reviews - 142 favorites - 50 follows

Everything Old is New Again by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A drifter passing through the Enterprise encounters a scene that he'd once witnessed from the other side.
Star Trek: 2009 - Complete - K - Tragedy/Supernatural - J. Kirk, Spock - 418 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 37 favorites - 9 follows

An Experiment in Intoxication by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Naruto U. - 2,103 words - 1 chapter - 84 reviews - 112 favorites - 40 follows

It's Like Deja Vu All Over Again by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why a Naruto gets pregnant in the Academy fic wouldn't work...
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruko U., Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - 254 words - 1 chapter - 46 reviews - 244 favorites - 100 follows

Hello, Officer Williams Speaking by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In Psi-Corps, there is a worse punishment than being transferred to the MetaPol station in Siberia. After an accident involving Bester and a can of paint, Sergei and his partner Ralph have pulled that particular punishment duty and are now stuck in an office that's roughly the size of a broom closet and forced to field all calls made to the fictional "Officer Williams".
Babylon 5 - In-Progress - T - Humor - A. Bester - 1,401 words - 4 chapters - 16 reviews - 11 favorites - 8 follows

History Exam by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Sasuke U. - 11,417 words - 6 chapters - 294 reviews - 1,119 favorites - 1,188 follows

Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Complete - M - Humor/Parody - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - 16,704 words - 13 chapters - 137 reviews - 277 favorites - 151 follows

Consumed by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He'd had a heart once. He knew he had a heart once. People had told him it was there.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Horror - Obito U. - 118 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 60 favorites - 24 follows

Rainbows by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Sasuke U. - 1,433 words - 6 chapters - 99 reviews - 578 favorites - 320 follows

Reactions by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - 5,919 words - 18 chapters - 329 reviews - 509 favorites - 349 follows

Son of the Corps by Lucillia

On that infamous Halloween, Xander becomes something that would send the creatures of the night running and screaming.
Babylon 5 x Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - In-Progress - K+ - - Xander H. - 951 words - 3 chapters - 32 reviews - 160 favorites - 209 follows

Teen Cop by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It is an established fact that Valin "Hal" Horn was 10 when his father left to fight in the Clone Wars in 22 BBY. It is also an established fact that Horn was already a CorSec officer when his son Corran was born in 18 BBY. There's no way in hell that people didn't notice his age, even though he had Jedi powers. Which begged the question of exactly how he got away with it.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Corran H. - 2,064 words - 3 chapters - 9 reviews - 49 favorites - 38 follows

The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - 2,006 words - 6 chapters - 181 reviews - 732 favorites - 515 follows

The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Adventure - Naruto U., Ōnoki - 10,498 words - 6 chapters - 122 reviews - 373 favorites - 384 follows

The Two Kakarots by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Dragon Ball Z - In-Progress - T - Family - Goku, Raditz, Chi-Chi, OC - 4,096 words - 12 chapters - 41 reviews - 260 favorites - 203 follows

Unlikely Hunters by Lucillia

A series of oneshots in which some rather unlikely Hunters ply their trade. Multiple crossovers.
TV X-overs x Supernatural - In-Progress - K+ - - - 2,400 words - 6 chapters - 9 reviews - 32 favorites - 27 follows

What I Did On My Earth Vacation by Lucillia

Following the official First Contact, Mestral and a survivor of a prior science vessel crash who have hitched a ride aboard the T'Plana-Hath trade stories on their way home.
StarTrek: Enterprise - In-Progress - T - Humor - T'Pol - 1,300 words - 2 chapters - 13 reviews - 18 favorites - 7 follows

My Reasons by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

An Obito who's grown tired of listening to the guards rehash their opinions of exactly what was wrong with him as he awaits his trial goes back over his reasons for having joined Madara in the first place.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Obito U. - 1,610 words - 1 chapter - 20 reviews - 123 favorites - 51 follows

Of Letters and Lists by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - - Albus D., Minerva M. - 739 words - 1 chapter - 38 reviews - 423 favorites - 178 follows

Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - 1,359 words - 1 chapter - 81 reviews - 560 favorites - 195 follows

First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - 9,679 words - 4 chapters - 236 reviews - 1,665 favorites - 2,004 follows

First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Zabuza M., Haku - 586 words - 3 chapters - 86 reviews - 415 favorites - 365 follows

Jounin Present by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Kakashi H. - 406 words - 1 chapter - 24 reviews - 150 favorites - 42 follows

Payback by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - 875 words - 1 chapter - 58 reviews - 290 favorites - 98 follows

Cops 'n Blips by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A simple game of Cops 'n Blips changes everything for one Alfie Bester when he gets to play a cop and the blips run for a different target. Decades later, he gets a chance to see exactly how much everything had changed for him. Sometimes the last person you ever want to meet is the you who took the road you didn't...
Babylon 5 - Complete - K+ - - A. Bester - 2,951 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 16 favorites - 2 follows

For DireSquirrel by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

I wrote this as a reward for DireSquirrel who found something I'd been looking for for me. The combined Shinobi army was defeated and Madara had implemented his Moon's Eye Plan. What the world became afterward however was completely unexpected...
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Sakura H. - 1,192 words - 1 chapter - 26 reviews - 121 favorites - 56 follows

As Good as Mine by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first? What if there was a very good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - - James P., Molly W. - 633 words - 1 chapter - 80 reviews - 413 favorites - 127 follows

Play It Again Sam by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Obito U., Naruto U. - 779 words - 1 chapter - 74 reviews - 501 favorites - 127 follows

Of Bladders and Days Gone By by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

As Madara watches Obito train, he finds himself musing on a certain aspect of his past.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Madara U., Tobirama S. - 287 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 104 favorites - 41 follows

But, They Didn't by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Obito U., Kakashi H. - 1,368 words - 3 chapters - 161 reviews - 661 favorites - 492 follows

April's Rise, April's Fall by Lucillia

In one timeline Robert April becomes the first captain of the Starship Enterprise. In another, he loses everything and spirals towards his destruction. All it takes to change everything is the destruction of a single starship.
StarTrek: The Original Series x Star Trek: 2009 - Complete - K+ - Tragedy/Adventure - Spock, R. April, Spock Prime - 8,086 words - 8 chapters - 8 reviews - 10 favorites - 7 follows

Another Chance by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Captain Kirk gets a chance to meet the father he never knew when a George Kirk from an alternate timeline is aboard a vessel that comes out of a certain anomaly.
Star Trek: 2009 - In-Progress - K+ - Family/Adventure - J. Kirk - 4,184 words - 3 chapters - 51 reviews - 108 favorites - 180 follows

Alternate Transportation by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Inuyasha x Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 547 words - 3 chapters - 70 reviews - 266 favorites - 115 follows

5 Hokages by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U. - 9,093 words - 10 chapters - 678 reviews - 2,438 favorites - 2,251 follows

Idle Conquest by Lucillia

If those party boys at the first university that Khan had attended had known what they'd unleashed on the world, they'd have been kicking themselves.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - T - Humor - Khan S. - 266 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 15 favorites - 2 follows

Captain Sybok by Lucillia

Thanks to a rather gaudy brochure rack, the life of Spock's older half brother takes a different course, and both of Sarek's sons end up in Starfleet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - In-Progress - K+ - Family - Spock - 2,264 words - 3 chapters - 38 reviews - 71 favorites - 77 follows

The Most Hurtful Thing of All by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There are three facts that may or may not be related. 1. While seeking revenge, Nero focused on Spock almost to the exclusion of all else despite the fact that the Vulcan High Council could arguably be given some of the blame. 2. When Spock surrendered to Nero, he almost seemed to recognize him. 3. Sybok had wandered loose around the galaxy for decades before he died.
Star Trek: 2009 - Complete - K - - Nero, Spock Prime - 217 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 28 favorites - 2 follows

For Those Who Served at the Battle of the Line by Lucillia

When the President of Earth put out a call for volunteers for a final stand at the end of the Earth-Mimbari war, not all of those who answered that call were as young as they appeared.
Babylon 5 x Highlander, 1992 - In-Progress - K+ - - - 696 words - 3 chapters - 13 reviews - 34 favorites - 30 follows

Stability Is Relative by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Watch as Bester brings a fellow PsiCop to Babylon 5 that he should've left at home. The command staff are amused, Bester is not.
Babylon 5 - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - A. Bester - 739 words - 5 chapters - 24 reviews - 30 favorites - 15 follows

Evening the Odds by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Alfred Bester had known for a long time that war between the telepaths and the mundanes would be coming. In one universe, he picks a rather creative and surprisingly logical manner in which to ensure that the telepaths came out on top, and dedicates his life to making sure it happens when the time finally came.
Babylon 5 - Complete - K+ - Humor - A. Bester - 534 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 34 favorites - 11 follows

Run Rabbit Run by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hear the whisper in the air? The Hounds have caught your scent.
Babylon 5 - Complete - K - Poetry - - 72 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 4 favorites - 2 follows

Self Insert VIII by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which the author is given a lesson on why keeping in shape is a good idea, and why the Doctor's constantly choosing small skinny women as companions was more of a practicality than anything.
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 2nd Doctor, OC - 266 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 32 favorites - 9 follows

Self Insert VII by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Author discovers why giving oneself awesome powers isn't a very good idea. At least, it wasn't the worst that could happen...
Babylon 5 - Complete - K+ - Humor - OC, A. Bester, J. Sheridan - 284 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 19 favorites - 7 follows

It All Started With A Joint by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Who knew that bringing marijuana onto the station would create such chaos? Who knew that there were Hippie Shadows? Who knew what would happen when a Labor Law attorney was put in a Shadow vessel? Certainly not the Shadows. Certainly not Sheridan.
Babylon 5 - In-Progress - T - Humor/Parody - J. Sheridan - 2,464 words - 6 chapters - 43 reviews - 58 favorites - 52 follows

Where Have All the Elves Gone? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There was a time when Man wasn't the only sentient species on Earth. That time ended nearly a thousand years ago when a war in the stars came to the Sol system.
Babylon 5 - Complete - K+ - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - - 6,478 words - 6 chapters - 17 reviews - 25 favorites - 14 follows

Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Sakura H. - 828 words - 1 chapter - 85 reviews - 624 favorites - 191 follows

Lipstick by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Certain shades of make-up don't carry the same meaning for other species.
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - K+ - Humor - Bulma - 205 words - 1 chapter - 28 reviews - 97 favorites - 25 follows

How The Bane Family Got Started by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ask any member of the Bane family how it got its start, and they'll tell you of how the matriarch of the family had stolen a great treasure. But, as we all know, there are two sides to every story...
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - Darth Bane - 420 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 47 favorites - 14 follows

Accelerated Phenomena by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Shortly after the station opens for business, Commander Sinclair and Security Chief Michael Garibaldi have a brief discussion about what has happened to a section of the station.
Babylon 5 - Complete - K+ - Humor - J. Sinclair, M. Garibaldi - 135 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 11 favorites - 1 follows

For Want of a Filter by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When little Bester misses out on a certain rite of passage, he becomes focused on something else and pursues it with the intensity that Bester pursues just about everything with. And, as with every universe in which Babylon 5 exists, when it comes to Bester, Garibaldi's the one who ends up taking it up the...
Babylon 5 - Complete - T - Humor - A. Bester - 2,221 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 11 favorites - 4 follows

Forgive and Forget by Lucillia

For some, a friend is someone you're willing to forgive no matter where they don't tell you to shove your "Good morning Keptin".
Babylon 5 x StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - K+ - - P. Chekov - 349 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 9 favorites - 3 follows

Least Weasel by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There's always more than one way to skin a cat. Some methods however...
Supernatural - Complete - T - Humor - Sam W., Dean W. - 180 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 70 favorites - 18 follows

Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - - Karin U., Naruto U. - 5,269 words - 4 chapters - 241 reviews - 1,068 favorites - 1,181 follows

Multipurpose Hair by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Raditz's hair didn't just look good, it was useful as well.
Dragon Ball Z - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Raditz - 817 words - 4 chapters - 57 reviews - 116 favorites - 66 follows

Little Monsters by Lucillia

An alternate Sarek meets Amanda story. Sarek - not knowing what he's getting himself into - decides to teach at a Pre-school attached to the Elementary School Amanda teaches at. Amanda helps him deal with the little monsters he has to teach.
StarTrek: The Original Series - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Sarek, Amanda G. - 2,220 words - 4 chapters - 25 reviews - 27 favorites - 33 follows

Little Mistake by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU, After several centuries, the Council finally closes a loophole in the code and decides to set an example to teach the Padawans that certain actions have consequences. Unfortunately for Obi-Wan, he's that example!
Star Wars - In-Progress - T - Humor/Family - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - 2,866 words - 3 chapters - 41 reviews - 110 favorites - 106 follows

Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Hashirama S., Minato N. - 904 words - 3 chapters - 90 reviews - 524 favorites - 434 follows

32 by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Idea from Rorschach's Blot's 101 things I'd like to see in fanfiction list. During the Invasion of Konoha, Sarutobi "goes ape". But, then again, part of his family name was "Monkey".
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Hiruzen S. - 113 words - 1 chapter - 36 reviews - 146 favorites - 60 follows

What Shouldn't Be Is by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After he made his wish on a star, Hashirama got his best friend back, Team "Serious Issues" got a chance to rise in a new era, and Naruto found friendship and later love in an unusual, unexpected, and some may say wrong, place, when Naruto, Madara, Kakashi, Gai, and Obito end up in the past because of a Jutsu accident. Being written for and co-written with Flareose.
Naruto - In-Progress - M - Adventure/Romance - Naruto U., Danzō S. - 8,387 words - 4 chapters - 229 reviews - 218 favorites - 229 follows

Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - 780 words - 3 chapters - 141 reviews - 641 favorites - 519 follows

Kushina's Boyfriend by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Madara U., Kushina U. - 3,427 words - 3 chapters - 111 reviews - 475 favorites - 393 follows

Novus de Virgine Forti by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Anakin's birth was a bit more miraculous than Shmi had let on. Written for Qoheleth's Malachy O'More Challenge.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - - Shmi S. - 446 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 42 favorites - 12 follows

From One Anachronism to Another by Lucillia

"Have you never dipped little Suzy's curls in ink?" is a rather unusual question to ask three centuries after the invention of the ball-point pen, and more than two after just about everything went paperless but, James Kirk had asked it. The question that remains is how did something like that end up on the list of pranks that the Captain of the Enterprise had pulled in his youth?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - K - Humor - J. Kirk - 657 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 18 favorites - 3 follows

Dear Cousin by Lucillia

A certain someone writes to his cousin about his brother.
Sherlock x Elementary - Complete - K - Humor/Family - Sherlock H., Sherlock H. - 442 words - 1 chapter - 28 reviews - 72 favorites - 22 follows

Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Sasuke U. - 9,148 words - 7 chapters - 110 reviews - 420 favorites - 250 follows

Tainted by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Mizuki reflects on the one crime he got away with. The crime that destroyed his career and eventually led to him betraying Konoha.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Angst - Mizuki - 496 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 77 favorites - 28 follows

Taking the Long View by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - 1,633 words - 1 chapter - 91 reviews - 647 favorites - 204 follows

Old Ben by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Honestly, Obi-Wan probably hadn't needed to change his name when he moved to Tatooine. It wasn't like he would've been caught or anything if he hadn't...
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - 148 words - 1 chapter - 45 reviews - 311 favorites - 75 follows

First Try: Autumn Leaves by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
Naruto - Complete - K - Friendship - Naruto U. - 1,572 words - 1 chapter - 44 reviews - 412 favorites - 142 follows

Never Alone by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Tragedy - Sasuke U. - 314 words - 1 chapter - 52 reviews - 265 favorites - 64 follows

Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Horror - Obito U., Naruto U. - 705 words - 1 chapter - 25 reviews - 240 favorites - 80 follows

Akatsuchi's Lament by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was Akatsuchi, a loyal Iwa ninja and the Tsuchikage's bodyguard, and he had absolutely nothing to do with the Akatsuki dammit.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor/Angst - Akatsuchi - 456 words - 1 chapter - 27 reviews - 74 favorites - 24 follows

A Match Made in Hell by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Tobi was sure regretting having that super special Sharingan right about now.
Misc. Anime/Manga x Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Hidan, Obito U. - 222 words - 1 chapter - 31 reviews - 100 favorites - 39 follows

Homecoming by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He's been gone for years, and now he was coming home.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Family/Horror - Obito U. - 199 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 71 favorites - 22 follows

Insubordination by Lucillia

Three members of SG-1 have decided not to follow General Hammond's orders...Or have they?
Stargate: SG-1 - Complete - K - Humor - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill - 350 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 42 favorites - 11 follows
DLP 3.34

First Try by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Complete - T - Drama/Humor - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - 34,887 words - 13 chapters - 653 reviews - 5,003 favorites - 2,034 follows

Saving Mizuki by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard. Companion to and expansion of the oneshot Salvation.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - - Mizuki, Naruto U. - 3,046 words - 3 chapters - 43 reviews - 198 favorites - 190 follows

Worth a Thousand by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

As Tobirama looks at the picture someone from another universe sent him, he couldn't help but laugh.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Tobirama S. - 139 words - 1 chapter - 28 reviews - 153 favorites - 58 follows

Please Kill Me by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Obito U., Rin N. - 1,144 words - 1 chapter - 99 reviews - 683 favorites - 207 follows

It'd Probably Have Been Easier by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Obito U. - 5,891 words - 4 chapters - 101 reviews - 501 favorites - 255 follows

The Other Lukes and Leias by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Anakin or Padme or both can't or don't reproduce for whatever reason, Luke and Leia have to arrive in the galaxy by some other means. Here are some of the more interesting ways they did so. Some may become their own stories.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K+ - - Luke S., Leia O. - 4,989 words - 9 chapters - 40 reviews - 93 favorites - 59 follows

GSS by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Kakashi H. - 215 words - 1 chapter - 42 reviews - 116 favorites - 43 follows

With Friends Like These by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - 847 words - 1 chapter - 91 reviews - 583 favorites - 159 follows

Tobi Visits the Past by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Obito U. - 2,001 words - 1 chapter - 63 reviews - 288 favorites - 98 follows

Extended Vacation by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

With teammates like these, Goku may as well have been alone.
Dragon Ball Z - In-Progress - T - Humor - Goku - 3,001 words - 5 chapters - 31 reviews - 101 favorites - 76 follows

Bad Trip by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Minato N., Kakashi H. - 4,532 words - 3 chapters - 177 reviews - 794 favorites - 772 follows

Cliche by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - 2,382 words - 1 chapter - 47 reviews - 463 favorites - 134 follows

The End by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Horror - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - 738 words - 1 chapter - 71 reviews - 468 favorites - 161 follows

The Stories He Told by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Obito U. - 263 words - 1 chapter - 30 reviews - 168 favorites - 55 follows

Food Fight by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Kisame H., Itachi U. - 454 words - 1 chapter - 59 reviews - 276 favorites - 81 follows

The Reason by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Considering the fact that both sides believed that they were right, they would naturally believe that what they were doing was the right thing, and may even have similar reasons for doing what they were doing, and a shared inspiration.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Obito U. - 656 words - 1 chapter - 23 reviews - 91 favorites - 42 follows

The Path Has Been Set by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Tragedy/Horror - Obito U. - 1,534 words - 1 chapter - 29 reviews - 113 favorites - 32 follows

Gateway Book? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Sai, Kakashi H. - 894 words - 1 chapter - 45 reviews - 334 favorites - 106 follows

Deficiency by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

One man's meat is another man's poison and vice versa.
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - K+ - Humor - Vegeta, Goku - 360 words - 1 chapter - 26 reviews - 65 favorites - 12 follows

My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - - Marge D., Harry P. - 2,231 words - 2 chapters - 261 reviews - 1,476 favorites - 2,247 follows

My Nephew Harry by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Family - Marge D., Harry P. - 21,044 words - 15 chapters - 1,099 reviews - 4,594 favorites - 3,235 follows

A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Minato N. - 125 words - 1 chapter - 66 reviews - 332 favorites - 86 follows

Thirty Years by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

To an outside observer, he had been given an eternity. As far as he was concerned however, he was only allotted a mere thirty years.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - - Harry P. - 245 words - 1 chapter - 46 reviews - 149 favorites - 69 follows

How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - - Harry P., Rita S. - 6,604 words - 1 chapter - 126 reviews - 1,038 favorites - 306 follows

Playing Games by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Complete - T - Horror - Naruto U. - 12,757 words - 10 chapters - 351 reviews - 1,428 favorites - 667 follows

NaruShikaChou by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - 2,755 words - 3 chapters - 201 reviews - 850 favorites - 887 follows

Easy In Theory by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - - 620 words - 1 chapter - 51 reviews - 164 favorites - 50 follows

Billy by Lucillia

Just because it's invisible doesn't mean that it's not real, and every boy should have a dog.
A-Team x Supernatural - Complete - K+ - - Murdock - 794 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 55 favorites - 21 follows

Another Sad Statistic by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Tragedy - Harry P. - 499 words - 1 chapter - 66 reviews - 213 favorites - 65 follows

Winchester? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

At his wife's funeral, John spots a man he'd seen only once before, and that had been at his mother's funeral.
M*A*S*H x Supernatural - Complete - K - - Charles W., John W. - 222 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 26 favorites - 7 follows

Backup Pilot by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Shinji runs away instead of going to Tokyo-3, Gendo is forced to bring someone else in to fly the EVA until he is found.
Evangelion - Complete - K - Humor - Gendo I. - 186 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 32 favorites - 17 follows

The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 117 words - 1 chapter - 91 reviews - 487 favorites - 140 follows

James Horton's Odd Afternoon by Lucillia

One of the reasons James Horton was so determined to kill Duncan MacLeod, and make him suffer before he died.
Highlander, 1992 x Supernatural - Complete - T - Humor - Horton, Gabriel - 2,559 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 30 favorites - 5 follows

Guests of Honor by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Hashirama S., Madara U. - 5,175 words - 5 chapters - 95 reviews - 492 favorites - 278 follows

Sides by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sam and Dean have an interesting encounter on the way back from digging up Crowley's bones.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - Dean W., Sam W. - 207 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 37 favorites - 8 follows

Harry and the Sadistic Bastard by Lucillia

After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Harry Potter x Final Destination - Complete - K+ - Humor - Harry P. - 856 words - 1 chapter - 40 reviews - 374 favorites - 147 follows

Decisions Decisions by Lucillia

Crowley was never one to waste an opportunity, especially when the end is nigh, and a golden one was dropped in his lap before he was returned to Hell. It always all comes down to Free Will, and the consequences thereof.
Good Omens x Supernatural - Complete - K+ - - A. Crowley, Dean W. - 4,572 words - 4 chapters - 3 reviews - 40 favorites - 27 follows

Prototype by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Missouri Mosely hadn't always been a psychic.
Supernatural - Complete - K - Horror - Missouri M. - 111 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 20 favorites - 5 follows

The Winchester Meal Delivery Service by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

No matter where they are, the Winchester boys make sure that their little FBI stalker is fed. Oneshots in no particular order.
Supernatural - In-Progress - T - Humor - V. Henriksen, Dean W. - 235 words - 1 chapter - 16 reviews - 157 favorites - 69 follows

Late Start by Lucillia

After getting a bit of a late start in the Hunting business, Sam and Dean aren't just being pursued by FBI Agent Victor Henricksen. Gibbs and team want to know why one of their own left to go "hunting ghosts" as well.
NCIS x Supernatural - In-Progress - K+ - - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W. - 2,897 words - 3 chapters - 25 reviews - 120 favorites - 167 follows

Red Tape and Salt Lines by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Besides the usual problems with her department, BAU Section Chief Erin Strauss has devilishly tricky ones that're more up her cousins' alley to deal with. Problems, such as the demon in the BAU.
Supernatural x Criminal Minds - In-Progress - K+ - - V. Henriksen, Erin S. - 3,167 words - 2 chapters - 36 reviews - 160 favorites - 162 follows

Pit Stop at Cambria by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Oneshot side story to Team WHAT? !. While Dean was in Kansas getting his Grace back, Satan, I mean Sam, encountered the BAU team while hunting in California.
Supernatural x Criminal Minds - Complete - K+ - Humor - Sam W., D. Rossi - 2,226 words - 1 chapter - 34 reviews - 302 favorites - 77 follows

The MetalliWhat? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Before the time loop, there had to be an original timeline to be changed. A timeline in which certain time travelers didn't go persuading certain people to change their minds about certain vehicles at the last minute.
Supernatural - Complete - K - Humor - John W., Dean W. - 270 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 34 favorites - 11 follows

Hunter's World by Lucillia

Two brothers, one older, one younger, both fighting on the side of good to take down supernatural bad guys who prey on humans. Thanks to a wrong turn in the Nevernever, there's now two sets of them.
Supernatural x Dresden Files - In-Progress - T - Humor/Family - Dean W., H. Dresden - 4,096 words - 2 chapters - 37 reviews - 69 favorites - 106 follows

Lunch by Lucillia

Gibbs and Fornell drink coffee and watch one of Fornell's fellow FBI agents have a mini meltdown.
NCIS x Supernatural - Complete - K - Humor - T.C. Fornell, V. Henriksen - 108 words - 1 chapter - 24 reviews - 198 favorites - 53 follows

Til We Meet Again by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Naruto U. - 829 words - 2 chapters - 44 reviews - 293 favorites - 252 follows

Out of the Frying Pan and Into? by Lucillia

Aziraphale and Crowley flee to another universe to escape an apocalypse, and end up finding themselves in the middle of a heavenly civil war.
Good Omens x Supernatural - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Aziraphale, Castiel - 6,148 words - 6 chapters - 61 reviews - 293 favorites - 356 follows

A New Level of Disturbing by Lucillia

Being a historical personage while still alive can be problematic, especially when there are Holodecks involved.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - J. Picard - 252 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 26 favorites - 10 follows

Salvation by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Mizuki, Naruto U. - 1,565 words - 1 chapter - 44 reviews - 356 favorites - 95 follows

Naruto's BFF by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Madara U., Naruto U. - 16,049 words - 14 chapters - 931 reviews - 3,488 favorites - 1,616 follows

Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Madara U. - 1,461 words - 9 chapters - 115 reviews - 576 favorites - 266 follows

The Toaster by Lucillia

Stron wouldn't stop tinkering when he was stranded on Earth, and Mestral has to find something to do with the appliances he left behind.
StarTrek: Enterprise - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - - 365 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 9 favorites - 3 follows

Corrupted by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Naruto U. - 144 words - 1 chapter - 41 reviews - 244 favorites - 69 follows

Avoidance by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
Naruto - Complete - K - - Tekka U., Naruto U. - 235 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 163 favorites - 55 follows

Without Naruto by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Complete - T - Tragedy - Naruto U. - 20,528 words - 16 chapters - 393 reviews - 1,350 favorites - 640 follows

Leia Fett by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes things happen. Things such as Luke being wrapped in his sister's blanket when Obi-Wan Kenobi is ambushed and killed on the way to the Lars family farm. Things like a thirteen year-old Boba Fett finding him and deciding to keep him.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Family - Luke S., Boba Fett - 6,008 words - 4 chapters - 25 reviews - 102 favorites - 112 follows

The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Haku, Naruto U. - 291 words - 1 chapter - 78 reviews - 599 favorites - 187 follows

Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Izuna U. - 8,303 words - 6 chapters - 128 reviews - 387 favorites - 236 follows

The Exam by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U. - 3,811 words - 6 chapters - 171 reviews - 967 favorites - 317 follows

Between Mizukage and Tobi by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Nobody knew what Madara was up to in the time between being the Mizukage's puppet master and his first appearance as Tobi, until now that is. Unrelated Oneshots, multiple crossovers. AU.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Madara U. - 2,001 words - 3 chapters - 69 reviews - 129 favorites - 84 follows

An Unpleasant Surprise by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rostek Horn had expected to eventually be introduced to his adopted son's significant other, but not quite in this manner...
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor - Corran H. - 483 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 14 favorites - 4 follows

Alike by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The twins born to Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala were very much like their parents, even going so far as to follow similar career paths. The few people who knew them and their parents however sometimes wondered if something had been flipped.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - - Luke S., Leia O. - 486 words - 1 chapter - 39 reviews - 336 favorites - 62 follows

A Book of Hogwarts Verse by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Good, bad, and mediocre poems about all things Hogwarts. I tried to make most of them humorous. If there is anything related to Hogwarts you would like me to write about, ask and I will attempt it.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - T - Poetry/Humor - - 3,684 words - 8 chapters - 24 reviews - 17 favorites - 7 follows

Someone Who Loves You by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Han marries the one he loves.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - Han S. - 221 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 26 favorites - 4 follows

Of the Dead by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He wandered through the village like a ghost, and for all of the attention the villagers paid him, he may as well have been one.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Horror - Tobirama S. - 534 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 77 favorites - 32 follows

Shoulda Kept the Manual by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In one universe, Chancellor Palpatine boned up on the GAR Contingency Orders. In another, he wasn't nearly so studious despite the fact that they were - or rather one of them was - vital to his plans.
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor - E. Palpatine - 649 words - 1 chapter - 58 reviews - 441 favorites - 120 follows

A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Albus D. - 580 words - 1 chapter - 32 reviews - 141 favorites - 49 follows

The Fett Twins by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After an encounter with Luke six years after he witnessed the boy's birth, Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa eventually takes Leia back and erases her memories from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star, leading up to a Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters in the mold of their adoptive father
Star Wars - In-Progress - T - Adventure/Family - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Boba Fett - 38,751 words - 15 chapters - 213 reviews - 721 favorites - 597 follows

Growing Up Fett by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Stories in the lives of Luke and Leia as they are raised by the most infamous bounty hunter in the Galaxy, Boba Fett. Set in the Fett Twins Universe.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K+ - Family - Luke S., Leia O. - 2,848 words - 2 chapters - 9 reviews - 56 favorites - 48 follows

Where's the Cannon? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why Dudley asked about a cannon when Hagrid arrived, bringing Harry's Hogwarts acceptance letter with him.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Dudley D. - 150 words - 1 chapter - 25 reviews - 99 favorites - 29 follows

A Very Different Dursley Family by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry had suspected that Vernon had a few skeletons in his closet, but hadn't thought they'd be anything like this. While Petunia did her best to hide the fact that she had a sister, Vernon did his best to hide the elder Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Vernon D. - 1,264 words - 1 chapter - 78 reviews - 462 favorites - 154 follows

Knockers by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Harry P., Voldemort - 344 words - 1 chapter - 75 reviews - 432 favorites - 122 follows

Minuet II by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

This time, rather than an impromptu dance, Harry discovers an unfortunate magical creature that is the result of another spelling error.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Harry P. - 181 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 87 favorites - 21 follows

Meetings Across Time by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Obito U. - 625 words - 1 chapter - 47 reviews - 423 favorites - 112 follows

That Rotating Thing That Holds Condiments by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Naruto U. - 949 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 153 favorites - 59 follows

Schrodinger by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It is almost always one or the other, but on rare occasions it is both, and the cat escapes the box before it is observed.
Naruto - Complete - K - - Obito U., Madara U. - 278 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 88 favorites - 31 follows

Hojo by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Kagome has an unexpected guard in the modern era.
Inuyasha - Complete - K+ - - - 628 words - 1 chapter - 16 reviews - 72 favorites - 19 follows

First Try: Tetsuo by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The life and times of Shimura Tetsuo, Jounin Sensei of Team 5. Drabbles and oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - - 294 words - 2 chapters - 28 reviews - 240 favorites - 223 follows

What's He Doing This Time? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Third Hokage muses on a four year-old Naruto's odd behavior as he watches the child run past the tower several times. His old friend Danzo - as always - has the answer.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - 187 words - 1 chapter - 29 reviews - 391 favorites - 126 follows

The Boys Who Lived by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Shortly after defeating Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is summoned by Lily Evans Dursley to a universe in which the son of Petunia Evans and Peter Pettigrew became the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - 4,040 words - 4 chapters - 121 reviews - 337 favorites - 512 follows

Hell aka Shikon High by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Good old Shikon High where Kagome's pregnant, Kikyo is left wondering why people think she's Kagome's bitchy twin sister, Inuyasha can't decide what species he is, and Sesshomaru doesn't know whether he's a teacher or a student since he's apparently both.
Inuyasha - In-Progress - T - Humor/Parody - Sesshōmaru - 2,753 words - 4 chapters - 23 reviews - 28 favorites - 19 follows

First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Complete - T - Drama/Humor - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - 114,567 words - 43 chapters - 1,940 reviews - 4,780 favorites - 2,922 follows

Across a Lightly Clawed Gameboard by Lucillia

A Go genius of the Heian meets a prodigy of the Kamakura in the modern day and Hikaru makes a brand new foul-mouthed friend.
Inuyasha x Hikaru no Go - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Inuyasha, Fujiwara no Sai - 6,003 words - 5 chapters - 28 reviews - 90 favorites - 76 follows

Not Even Death by Lucillia

DI Lestrade reflects on a family legend.
Sherlock - Complete - K+ - - DI Lestrade - 750 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 145 favorites - 29 follows

Maintenance Department by Lucillia

In which Ra learns that keeping his troops completely ignorant is unfeasible, and some problems never go away.
Stargate: SG-1 - Complete - K - Humor - Ra - 663 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 79 favorites - 22 follows

On Rags and Other Things by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor - Tom R. Jr. - 537 words - 1 chapter - 35 reviews - 264 favorites - 67 follows

Sasuke and Shiro by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sasuke is forced to balance fatherhood with his duties as an Academy Student and later Ninja when an infant cousin also survives the massacre.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - Family - Sasuke U. - 5,902 words - 4 chapters - 120 reviews - 469 favorites - 511 follows

Harry Basilisk by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Harry P., Poppy P. - 4,290 words - 4 chapters - 161 reviews - 652 favorites - 829 follows

Cave by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What might have happened between Tom Riddle, Amy Benson, and Dennis Bishop in that cave by the sea all those years ago.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Crime - Tom R. Jr. - 394 words - 1 chapter - 37 reviews - 132 favorites - 34 follows

An Early Meeting by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sai meets Hikaru at a much earlier date. All he wants to do is play Go. However, he's going to have to earn his keep if he doesn't want the Shindo family to arrange for him to be exorcised. Features Babysitter!Sai.
Hikaru no Go - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Fujiwara no Sai, Hikaru S. - 3,787 words - 4 chapters - 90 reviews - 349 favorites - 443 follows

Partial Match by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Crime/Angst - Harry P. - 2,030 words - 1 chapter - 86 reviews - 569 favorites - 141 follows

Cold Cases by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The muggle police uncover a dark secret from the first war.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Crime/Angst - Harry P. - 359 words - 1 chapter - 73 reviews - 387 favorites - 107 follows

SemiEquivalent Exchange by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There was a bit of a story behind how Miroku had known how to ride a bicycle the day he met Kagome, and oddly enough, it involved the well.
Inuyasha - Complete - K - Humor - Miroku - 514 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 52 favorites - 18 follows

VED by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

When the ultimate test of purity drops by for a snack, Inuyasha learns that Kagome isn't quite as innocent as she appears.
Inuyasha - Complete - K+ - Humor - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - 116 words - 1 chapter - 28 reviews - 96 favorites - 17 follows

First Try: Team 7 Divergence by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

If a situation can go both ways, it will. At every crossroads, a new universe is formed, and a person will always take the road not taken, even if they never see themselves do it. Tsunade makes a different choice, and there are consequences.
Naruto - In-Progress - K+ - - Naruto U., Hiashi H. - 4,164 words - 2 chapters - 106 reviews - 674 favorites - 673 follows

Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Naruto U. - 591 words - 1 chapter - 79 reviews - 372 favorites - 143 follows

Yondaime by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Orochimaru - 610 words - 1 chapter - 67 reviews - 359 favorites - 106 follows

Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Madara U. - 3,176 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 97 favorites - 28 follows

Tobi by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Madara sometimes wondered why nobody got the joke when it came to his other name considering the fact that it was the sort of inside joke that the Akatsuki should be able to get.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Madara U. - 186 words - 1 chapter - 44 reviews - 277 favorites - 80 follows

Musical Universes by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - In-Progress - T - Humor - Naruto U., Minato N. - 1,382 words - 2 chapters - 66 reviews - 267 favorites - 310 follows

Love by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Complete - K - Angst - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - 149 words - 1 chapter - 24 reviews - 208 favorites - 56 follows

9 Months by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After death, Gabriel finds himself in another universe where he finds a way to simultaneously get Castiel to take care of his vessel and light a fire under the Winchesters' asses to get them to work harder at stopping the Apocalypse. Nobody is amused.
Supernatural - In-Progress - T - Humor/Family - Gabriel - 5,922 words - 7 chapters - 45 reviews - 191 favorites - 194 follows

Hell by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U. - 905 words - 1 chapter - 90 reviews - 532 favorites - 158 follows

Running by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There were several points along Bester's life where he could have run or stayed with the Corps. Here, he chose to run, for all the good it did him. Likely AU.
Babylon 5 - Complete - K+ - Tragedy - A. Bester - 2,993 words - 6 chapters - 3 reviews - 13 favorites - 3 follows

Piotr by Lucillia

What if Chekov's brother Piotr from Day of the Dove hadn't entirely been a figment of the Original Pavel Chekov's imagination? It would solve a mystery surrounding the other Pavel after all.
StarTrek: The Original Series x Star Trek: 2009 - Complete - K - - P. Chekov, Spock Prime - 506 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 24 favorites - 0 follows

Immutability by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fate always found a way. Even if Kakarot died before leaving Planet Vegeta, there always would be a Son Goku grandson to Son Gohan to protect Earth. These are the stories of those who filled the role Kakarot would have had before Chance interfered.
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - K+ - - - 8,000 words - 11 chapters - 16 reviews - 55 favorites - 34 follows

Fire by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - - Vernon D., Harry P. - 4,242 words - 4 chapters - 246 reviews - 695 favorites - 1,064 follows

They Did What ! by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fugaku and Mikoto return from their mini vacation in the capitol and learn exactly why the vast majority of the Uchiha clan survived the Kyuubi attack. Sequel to They Were Where?
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - 119 words - 1 chapter - 14 reviews - 183 favorites - 60 follows

They Were Where? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why Itachi had not been able to find his parents during the Kyuubi attack.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - 128 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 172 favorites - 60 follows

First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U. - 2,980 words - 1 chapter - 39 reviews - 602 favorites - 182 follows

Class Pairings by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - - - 289 words - 1 chapter - 45 reviews - 310 favorites - 70 follows

Eyes by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Where Anakin Solo's blue eyes really came from. There had once been a man on Naboo, not a particularly great man, but a good man nonetheless...
Star Wars - Complete - K - - Anakin Solo - 241 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 35 favorites - 11 follows

Drabble Collection by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just a bunch of random Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z drabbles that I'll add to when I get the inspiration. Most should be humor like the Ken mixup and the "Boot thief".
Dragon Ball Z - In-Progress - K+ - - - 363 words - 4 chapters - 5 reviews - 27 favorites - 11 follows

A New Emotion by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The reason Castiel had to be told not to step on the little gray fish he had once watched make its way ashore.
Supernatural - Complete - K - - Lucifer, Castiel - 395 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 73 favorites - 15 follows

Father by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hashirama couldn't remember his real father. There had however, been someone to fill that role.
Naruto - Complete - K - Family - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - 181 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 144 favorites - 41 follows

Necessary Items by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - - 262 words - 1 chapter - 28 reviews - 211 favorites - 63 follows

Genjutsu by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 137 words - 1 chapter - 38 reviews - 254 favorites - 68 follows

Where? ! by Lucillia

Captain Kirk asks Chekov exactly where in Russia he'd been born.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - K - Humor - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - 215 words - 1 chapter - 22 reviews - 62 favorites - 13 follows

Why Sasuke? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - 265 words - 1 chapter - 183 reviews - 1,199 favorites - 280 follows

Underwear the Cat by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Complete - K - Humor - Naruto U., Mizuki - 395 words - 1 chapter - 296 reviews - 2,501 favorites - 640 follows

Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Minato N., Hizashi H. - 613 words - 1 chapter - 32 reviews - 311 favorites - 83 follows

Pet Names by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Madara U. - 373 words - 1 chapter - 42 reviews - 333 favorites - 92 follows

Role Reversal by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Have you ever felt you were being squeezed to fit a role, crushed and boxed in to fit a life because the person who was meant to play the part and live that life wasn't there?
Dresden Files - Complete - K+ - - H. Dresden, D. Morgan - 713 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 30 favorites - 4 follows

Snakes and Curses by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The reason why the family of Harley MacFinn - the Loup Garou from Fool Moon - was cursed by St. Patrick.
Dresden Files - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 657 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 13 favorites - 3 follows

Darkness Falls by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Dresden is called to help out in a town he only remembers because Justin DuMorne had thrown him into the car and sped out of town at three times the posted speed limit after less than a day despite renting a room for a week. xover w/ Darkness Falls
Dresden Files - In-Progress - T - - H. Dresden - 1,704 words - 3 chapters - 5 reviews - 9 favorites - 15 follows

Children of Destruction by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Mother of All muses as her newest creation sets out into the world.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Horror - - 106 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 21 favorites - 6 follows

Plumbing by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Gabriel had been more of a trickster at the end?
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - Gabriel, Death - 184 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 126 favorites - 27 follows

Bizarro Redneck Christmas by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is what happens when I get a song stuck in my head. Pray it doesn't happen again, and that Bobby doesn't find out what Castiel had done with the rest of the Mustang GT. Based on the Jeff Foxworthy song.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - Dean W., Castiel - 1,138 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 31 favorites - 4 follows

Self Insert V by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The author finds herself practically being press-ganged into joining an army.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - OC, Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - 408 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 39 favorites - 13 follows

Apocalyptic Screwup by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Due to unforeseen events, something else gets freed from the Pit, and Zachariah's little apocalypse goes off into left field.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - Lucifer, Dean W. - 602 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 101 favorites - 39 follows

So Wrong, But So Damn Funny by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After the French Mistake Dean discovers that he brought home Jensen's cell phone, and discovers a Youtube video that had somehow also come along for the ride.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - Dean W. - 207 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 52 favorites - 13 follows

Still Needs Work by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The real reason Castiel kept invading Dean's personal space when he appeared.
Supernatural - Complete - K - Humor - Castiel, Dean W. - 95 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 172 favorites - 25 follows

Meanwhile, Elsewhere: by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Answers the question of where Jensen and Jared went while Sam and Dean tromped through their lives during The French Mistake.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 324 words - 1 chapter - 11 reviews - 88 favorites - 22 follows

Tweets From Heaven by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After the French Mistake, Misha ends up somewhere unexpected, and the people back in his home universe get quite the surprise after the Supernatural Massacre.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - Castiel - 172 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 66 favorites - 7 follows

For Patches by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Team Free Will gets another member. This one however didn't join for the sake of humanity. Obviously AU.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - Dean W., Michael - 689 words - 1 chapter - 48 reviews - 327 favorites - 63 follows

Afterlife by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Where would Crowley go after his bones were burned?
Supernatural - Complete - K - Humor - Crowley - 94 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 26 favorites - 7 follows

Self Insert IV by Lucillia

The Author finds herself in a sticky legal situation when she lands somewhere she definitely shouldn't be.
Criminal Minds - Complete - K+ - Humor - OC, A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - 185 words - 1 chapter - 14 reviews - 44 favorites - 24 follows

My Son by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A father watches over his son from the afterlife.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Angst - - 359 words - 1 chapter - 44 reviews - 157 favorites - 57 follows

Minuet by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Spelling mistakes sometimes have interesting consequences in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - - 131 words - 1 chapter - 35 reviews - 177 favorites - 47 follows

Giftwrapped by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Supernatural x Criminal Minds - Complete - K - Humor - Sam W. - 311 words - 1 chapter - 124 reviews - 1,234 favorites - 242 follows

Christmas Tree by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Thanks to Castiel, a small town's Christmas Tree gets an extra special ornament during the year of the Apocalypse that wasn't.
Supernatural - Complete - K - Humor - Dean W., Castiel - 254 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 105 favorites - 12 follows

Nighttime Visitor by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A small excerpt from a tape made by young Dean and Sam Winchester in 1991 during a trip along the East Coast which included a short stop in a town called Darkness Falls.
Supernatural - Complete - K+ - Humor - Dean W., Sam W. - 52 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 35 favorites - 7 follows

Part by Lucillia

There was a little something in Mestral's background that had left him more in touch with his emotions and more amenable towards interacting with the humans than his shipmates.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Complete - K - - - 147 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 8 favorites - 0 follows

First Taste by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.
Naruto - Complete - K - Friendship - Naruto U. - 626 words - 1 chapter - 39 reviews - 358 favorites - 91 follows

Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U. - 1,068 words - 2 chapters - 144 reviews - 1,058 favorites - 414 follows

Just Not My Day by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

You think you're having a really bad day... Cheer up, chances are that somewhere in the Galaxy someone's having an even worse one.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - Jango Fett, Boba Fett - 469 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 33 favorites - 10 follows

Forgotten by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Executor leaves Coruscant for a mission, unfortunately they seem to have left something behind.
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor - - 78 words - 1 chapter - 36 reviews - 115 favorites - 22 follows

Cursed by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Madara U. - 64 words - 1 chapter - 30 reviews - 218 favorites - 62 follows

Task by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was a grim task, but Professor Sprout was determined to get it done.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Horror - P. Sprout - 119 words - 1 chapter - 35 reviews - 132 favorites - 36 follows

Compassion by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There are a few times that the Master has had a small modicum of compassion for his fellow beings.
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - The Master - 192 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 50 favorites - 10 follows

Little Troll by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

He had to push them away, he had to hate them and make them hate him. It would hurt too much otherwise.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Complete - K - Angst - Snyder - 171 words - 1 chapter - 11 reviews - 39 favorites - 9 follows

Bridge by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Tazuna's thoughts as he names his newly completed bridge.
Naruto - Complete - K - - - 109 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 153 favorites - 40 follows

100 Most Evil by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Goku had gone the 100 bodies route to get his son back?
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - K+ - - Goku - 239 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 74 favorites - 18 follows

Absence by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A darkish take on what Goku was doing between leaving Namek and returning to Earth.
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - K+ - Angst - Goku - 257 words - 1 chapter - 16 reviews - 42 favorites - 11 follows

Nature by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Kabuto Y. - 121 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 142 favorites - 53 follows

Yukiko by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 691 words - 1 chapter - 48 reviews - 205 favorites - 81 follows

Off by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

While Harry never knew quite what, there had always been something a little off about him.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - - - 1,756 words - 1 chapter - 64 reviews - 343 favorites - 104 follows

Self Insert III by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Author wakes up in a world where she has roughly the same chances of survival as a snowball in Hell and isn't too happy about it. Especially now that she won't be able to use all that wonderful technology she doesn't quite know how to live without.
Dresden Files - Complete - K+ - Humor - OC, H. Dresden - 580 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 34 favorites - 8 follows

Self Insert II by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Author has yet again poked her nose into a place it didn't belong and it has once more bitten her in the butt.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - OC, Kakashi H. - 353 words - 1 chapter - 25 reviews - 94 favorites - 24 follows

First Contact: Tresspassers by Lucillia

When the Vulcan Science Vessel fails to show, Zephram Cochran decides to do some exploring and First Contact goes a bit...differently.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Complete - K - Humor - - 417 words - 1 chapter - 16 reviews - 32 favorites - 9 follows

Why Didn't We Do This Earlier? by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Krillin comes up with a much easier way of getting rid of Cell.
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - K - Humor - Krillin - 59 words - 1 chapter - 46 reviews - 104 favorites - 26 follows

The Adventures of the Great Saiyaman by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Gohan wasn't the first "Great Saiyaman" in the family. Follow the adventures of the first "Superhero" on a world that needed one like a submarine needs a screen door.
Dragon Ball Z - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - - 1,185 words - 2 chapters - 6 reviews - 16 favorites - 10 follows

Future Shock by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There's a reason why you should never send Prankster!Trunks and Goten back in time to warn anybody about anything.
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - T - Humor - - 1,655 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 79 favorites - 16 follows

Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Naruto U. - 883 words - 1 chapter - 146 reviews - 1,258 favorites - 337 follows

Flying Away by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

They went neither at the "Hand of the other", but together, hand in hand.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Supernatural - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - 603 words - 1 chapter - 39 reviews - 185 favorites - 54 follows

Wandering by Lucillia

Why Cloud shouldn't be allowed to wander by himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Complete - K+ - Humor - Cloud S., Tifa L. - 62 words - 1 chapter - 14 reviews - 39 favorites - 10 follows

Family Reunion by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - 1,229 words - 7 chapters - 72 reviews - 475 favorites - 334 follows

Go Instructor by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After Sai finds himself taken from Hikaru's side, he learns why he'd been there in the first place.
Hikaru no Go - Complete - K - - Fujiwara no Sai, Hikaru S. - 303 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 73 favorites - 13 follows

An Early Meeting v2 by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Canon Version. Sai and Hikaru met before the day Hikaru decided to fence some of his grandfather's belongings.
Hikaru no Go - Complete - K+ - Humor - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - 439 words - 1 chapter - 9 reviews - 60 favorites - 14 follows

Chase by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Naruto U. - 116 words - 1 chapter - 59 reviews - 735 favorites - 194 follows

Murderer by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Angst - Dudley D., Vernon D. - 2,492 words - 1 chapter - 51 reviews - 343 favorites - 90 follows

Obliviated Marriage by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter inherits a vault belonging to a certain someone, and learns that his parents' marriage had not been quite what it seemed. However, it wasn't quite what Harry thought it was either.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Harry P. - 699 words - 1 chapter - 73 reviews - 449 favorites - 163 follows

It Takes A Village by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Harry P. - 2,003 words - 1 chapter - 156 reviews - 673 favorites - 185 follows

Alex and Amy by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Tragedy - Rubeus H. - 707 words - 1 chapter - 41 reviews - 192 favorites - 49 follows

Book Seven by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The reason why the Doctor cried while reading the Deathly Hallows.
Doctor Who - Complete - K - Humor - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - 97 words - 1 chapter - 63 reviews - 152 favorites - 25 follows

Oopsie by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rose goes just a little bit too far when she sends her message to her past self.
Doctor Who - Complete - K+ - Humor - 3rd Doctor, Rose T. - 147 words - 1 chapter - 19 reviews - 86 favorites - 14 follows

Too Late by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Tragedy - James P., Lily Evans P. - 6,597 words - 1 chapter - 192 reviews - 1,812 favorites - 739 follows

MNCIS by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Gibbs and team run into their Wizard counterparts from another universe.
Harry Potter x NCIS - In-Progress - K - Humor - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - 1,295 words - 4 chapters - 22 reviews - 92 favorites - 82 follows

Critical Decision by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Complete - K+ - - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - 2,536 words - 1 chapter - 49 reviews - 417 favorites - 109 follows

Rewriting the Tale by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sequel to A Small Tale from the Grand Epic Called History. This is the story where Thomas James Black - usually called Tom - with the help of Alastor Moody tries change the future for the better.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - - Harry P., Alastor M. - 9,801 words - 8 chapters - 117 reviews - 365 favorites - 467 follows

Sunshine by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor/Parody - Hashirama S., Madara U. - 153 words - 1 chapter - 42 reviews - 339 favorites - 92 follows

Transformation Technique by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Complete - K+ - Humor - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - 757 words - 1 chapter - 35 reviews - 352 favorites - 108 follows

Driver's Test by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The test to get a speeder license is so easy for Anakin that he could do it in his sleep. Literally.
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor - Anakin Skywalker - 199 words - 1 chapter - 22 reviews - 161 favorites - 41 follows

The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - 1,054 words - 2 chapters - 306 reviews - 2,101 favorites - 600 follows

Giles' Halloween by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Giles decides to dress up on that infamous Halloween. Fortunately for Buffy, he didn't get his costume at Ethans.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Complete - K+ - Humor - R. Giles, Ethan R. - 157 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 35 favorites - 9 follows

The Teacher's Breakroom by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After Giles is kidnapped by a fan, Buffy and the gang discover one of the demons' favorite pastimes, watching the goings on in the teacher's breakroom at Sunnydale High. What the teachers do out of the view of the students proves to be very entertaining.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - In-Progress - T - Humor/Drama - Buffy S., Snyder - 374 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 38 favorites - 13 follows

Naptime by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

After kidnapping Gohan and putting in him in his pod - and before Goku arrives - Raditz tries to get him to stop crying.
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - K+ - Humor - Raditz, Gohan - 606 words - 1 chapter - 32 reviews - 124 favorites - 28 follows

The Detective Years by Lucillia

After being driven from the Auror Corps after 14 years of exemplary service and one embarrassing failure, Holmes decides to move to the Muggle world for a while and turn his hobby to a profession. The Muggle Doctor John Watson aids him in his endeavors.
Harry Potter x Sherlock Holmes - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Albus D., Sherlock Holmes - 565 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 49 favorites - 40 follows

Escape Artist by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The name Harry was James' second choice. His first choice was the last name of another famous Harry. Sometimes it seems as if Harry Potter lives up to that name, even if he can't get himself out of a straightjacket without a wand.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Lily Evans P., James P. - 124 words - 1 chapter - 37 reviews - 275 favorites - 93 follows

Clothes Make the Wizard by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - - - 250 words - 1 chapter - 30 reviews - 272 favorites - 60 follows

Five Finger Discounts by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 428 words - 1 chapter - 63 reviews - 413 favorites - 97 follows

Self Insert by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Albus Dumbledore comes up with a novel way of dealing with those who come barging into the Harry Potter universe with the intention of changing things. They really should have been careful what they wished for, especially the older ones.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Albus D., OC - 260 words - 1 chapter - 31 reviews - 162 favorites - 57 follows

Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - - Petunia D., Severus S. - 2,678 words - 7 chapters - 111 reviews - 611 favorites - 160 follows

Looped by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In another universe, Spock accidentally discovers a way to get the "Red Matter" in time to save the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire, and saves the Romulan Empire...
Star Trek: 2009 - Complete - K - Humor - Spock Prime, Nero - 1,334 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 55 favorites - 12 follows

The Disintigration of Captain Robert April by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ambassador Spock wonders about how the differences between his Enterprise and the one that his young counterpart serves aboard came to be. The tale isn't a happy one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Complete - K+ - Tragedy - Spock Prime - 612 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 7 favorites - 4 follows

Admiral Q's Beagle by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

This was inspired by the last line of the Epilogue of the movie novelization where a certain beagle transports in out of nowhere. There's a supreme being looking out for the new Enterprise, and it isn't God or Satan either for that matter.
Star Trek: 2009 - Complete - K - Humor - - 150 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 50 favorites - 9 follows

A Boy Named by Lucillia

With all of the "S" names the Vulcans were giving out, chances are that at least one poor sucker got this one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - K - Humor - - 143 words - 1 chapter - 29 reviews - 51 favorites - 7 follows

In A Different Lifetime by Lucillia

At a peace conference with the Romulans, Ambassador Spock watches the young Captain Kirk trade jokes with a certain Romulan Commander.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - K - - Spock, J. Kirk - 542 words - 1 chapter - 12 reviews - 55 favorites - 10 follows

An Exercise in Futility by Lucillia

Kirk and Spock go to rescue McCoy from his least favorite task, leading the weekly meetings of the Aspergers Support Group whose members would generally rather be and most frequently are elsewhere.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - K - - L. McCoy - 971 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 27 favorites - 3 follows

Guess What We Wished For by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Goten and Trunks wish someone back from the dead, and decide to use him in a prank during Goku's birthday party. Said person learns the hard way why no-one ever touches Goku's Chi-Chi, ever.
Dragon Ball Z - Complete - K+ - Humor - Goten - 784 words - 1 chapter - 24 reviews - 87 favorites - 16 follows

Hi, This Is Luke, Leave A Message by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hi Luke, this is Mon Mothma. I know you admire me as one of the great leaders of the Rebellion, but stealing my underwear is going a little too far.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - Luke S., Darth Vader - 4,869 words - 6 chapters - 118 reviews - 206 favorites - 93 follows

What Kashyyyk Means by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Han is given a translation of the local place names during a diplomatic mission, and ends up getting a lesson from Chewbacca about the true meaning of the word Kashyyyk.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - Han S., Chewbacca - 276 words - 1 chapter - 14 reviews - 92 favorites - 17 follows

The Lift by Lucillia

An explanation for how Garibaldi was always on the lift Talia was waiting for. Very short crossover.
Babylon 5 x Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - M. Garibaldi - 43 words - 1 chapter - 35 reviews - 53 favorites - 11 follows

Blue Eyes by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Han Looks at his son Anakin's eyes and comes up with an answer to their origins that he doesn't like.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - Han S., Anakin Skywalker - 266 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 53 favorites - 16 follows

Touring the Chimera by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Interuniversal Tours runs several tours of different universes a day, completely invisible to the inhabitants, in order to preserve the timeline of the universe visited. Unfortunately, Captain Pellaeon and Grand Admiral Thrawn can see and hear them.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - Thrawn, Pellaeon - 1,478 words - 2 chapters - 12 reviews - 44 favorites - 26 follows

25 Almost Great Escapes by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Jango would be spinning in his grave if he knew that Boba left his little sister to be raised by the Jedi. But the fact remains, that Lena's at the Temple, and would like nothing more than to get out. Sequel to Little Sister.
Star Wars - In-Progress - K+ - Humor/Adventure - - 3,927 words - 11 chapters - 47 reviews - 115 favorites - 100 follows

Return to Start by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

My take on the Obi-Wan dies and wakes up in the past story.
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor - Obi-Wan K. - 369 words - 1 chapter - 42 reviews - 177 favorites - 50 follows

When Taught You Did I by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

My take on the discussion between Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi during Empire Strikes Back.
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor - Yoda, Obi-Wan K. - 70 words - 1 chapter - 11 reviews - 66 favorites - 10 follows

Ba'slan shev'la by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The nanovirus released in Mandalore's atmosphere made Boba Fett and his granddaughter exiles, but what about all of the others who shared Jango Fett's blood?
Star Wars - Complete - K - Tragedy - - 472 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 27 favorites - 6 follows

His Mother's Culture by Lucillia

Spock stands alone watching an ancient Starfleet Academy tradition, and fails to gain the understanding he seeks about this particular facet of his mother's culture.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 258 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 28 favorites - 5 follows

Screams In the Night by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

My answer to all of the Marcus/Neroon stories. Parody.
Babylon 5 - Complete - K+ - Humor/Parody - M. Cole - 426 words - 1 chapter - 8 reviews - 11 favorites - 2 follows

A Small Tale From The Grand Epic Called History by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - - Alastor M. - 12,374 words - 10 chapters - 95 reviews - 569 favorites - 224 follows

How to Say Open by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor - Ron W. - 529 words - 1 chapter - 69 reviews - 616 favorites - 132 follows

The Boy's New Family by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is a very good reason that the Jedi Order waits until the age of thirteen before they send unsuitable candidates to Agricorps.
Star Wars - Complete - K - Family - - 254 words - 1 chapter - 18 reviews - 122 favorites - 31 follows

Trading Universes by Lucillia

Thanks to a mysterious phenomenon that had likely been caused by a highly evolved being, Alfred Bester is stuck in twentieth century San Francisco trying to help steal a pair of whales to save an Earth that isn't his while Pavel Chekov is stuck on Babylon 5 dealing with the rogue telepaths Bester should have been catching.
Babylon 5 x StarTrek: The Original Series - In-Progress - T - Humor - A. Bester, P. Chekov - 5,560 words - 5 chapters - 25 reviews - 20 favorites - 18 follows

Albus and Sherlock Official Hogwarts Pranksters by Lucillia

More than a hundred years before the Marauders were born, a group of students led by Albus Dumbledore and Sherlock Holmes held the title of Official Hogwarts Pranksters. First in a series about Sherlock Holmes, the Wizard and the Consulting Detective.
Harry Potter x Sherlock Holmes - In-Progress - T - Humor - Albus D., Sherlock Holmes - 1,805 words - 5 chapters - 20 reviews - 52 favorites - 47 follows

Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia

The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Labyrinth x Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor - Jareth, Harry P. - 830 words - 1 chapter - 199 reviews - 1,091 favorites - 265 follows

I Should've Picked A Boy by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dreading the reaction he'd get when he reached the checkout counter, Darth Bane begins to regret picking a girl for an apprentice.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 93 words - 1 chapter - 23 reviews - 75 favorites - 19 follows

The Law of the 'fresher by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Several Star Wars characters learn or relearn the "Law of the 'fresher". Rated T for toilet humor.
Star Wars - In-Progress - T - Humor - - 430 words - 4 chapters - 11 reviews - 31 favorites - 12 follows

Lightsabers by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Obi-wan gives Luke his father's lightsaber scene with a twist.
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor/Parody - Obi-Wan K., Luke S. - 104 words - 1 chapter - 39 reviews - 173 favorites - 40 follows

Daughter by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Takes place in a universe where Jango Fett adopts a baby girl. Companion to Little Sister and prequel to 25 Almost great escapes.
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Family - Jango Fett, Boba Fett - 1,014 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 67 favorites - 21 follows

Little Sister by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Jango stared at the small pink bundle that had just been abandoned. The childcare holos had all agreed that a child needed some sort of companion to grow up with. He'd start on the adoption papers in the morning. Now to introduce her to Boba. AU Obviously
Star Wars - Complete - K+ - Humor - Boba Fett, Jango Fett - 816 words - 1 chapter - 11 reviews - 83 favorites - 31 follows

Their Own by Lucillia

One extremely disturbing aspect of the human race as seen through a Vulcan's eyes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - T - Horror - - 370 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 50 favorites - 11 follows

Slytherin and the New Ceiling by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Salazar isn't usually in the mood to put up with Godric's idiot ideas, and today is no exception. He just wished that Godric had come up with it at some time other than dinner.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Salazar S., Godric G. - 133 words - 1 chapter - 10 reviews - 125 favorites - 40 follows

Professor Snape and Wonka's Glass Elevator by Lucillia

Snape is on an international joyride in a stolen elevator. He is being pursued by the minions of the vengeful Candy maker and Wizard Willie Wonka.
Harry Potter x Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - In-Progress - T - Humor - Severus S. - 332 words - 1 chapter - 27 reviews - 89 favorites - 42 follows

Go Forever by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

All Sai has ever wanted to do in almost every life is play Go, nothing will stop him, not even death. Hikaru and Akira find him in his newest incarnation and it's not what you'd expect.
Hikaru no Go - Complete - K+ - Humor - - 467 words - 1 chapter - 21 reviews - 67 favorites - 13 follows

Chocolate Frog History by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

On the backs of the cards given with Chocolate Frogs, there are pieces of the History of Magic that are far more interesting than anything Professor Binns teaches. Learn of the Light, Dark, Stupid, and Insane Wizards and Witches that make history great.
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Humor - - 251 words - 2 chapters - 33 reviews - 158 favorites - 134 follows

Only Ten by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What dastardly plan have the Separatists come up with to win the war, and what does Galactic Children's Services have to do with it?
Star Wars - Complete - K - Humor - - 606 words - 1 chapter - 13 reviews - 93 favorites - 30 follows

A Little Stray by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A Jedi finds an abandoned child in an alley and decides to take it home with him.
Star Wars - Complete - K - - Qui-Gon J. - 455 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 65 favorites - 14 follows

Falling Stars by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Angst/Drama - Dedalus D. - 273 words - 1 chapter - 68 reviews - 414 favorites - 69 follows

Repeat After Me by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

In PsiCorps reeducation is often a last resort. Only used once and never again. On the second time the subject is brought forth the subject is usually terminated. However, for someone as useful and powerful as Alfred Bester...
Babylon 5 - Complete - K+ - Tragedy - A. Bester - 804 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 12 favorites - 0 follows

Patients and Books by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What does a patient have in common with a Stephen King novel? That's one question Dr. Franklin never wanted answered.
Babylon 5 - Complete - T - Humor - S. Franklin - 156 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 4 favorites - 0 follows

Routine Interrupted by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Bester went over his agenda for the day. First order of business coffee...
Babylon 5 - Complete - T - Humor - A. Bester - 636 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 8 favorites - 0 follows

The Stains On His Robes by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor/Tragedy - Bloody Baron - 91 words - 1 chapter - 17 reviews - 70 favorites - 21 follows

The Tale of the Amazing Ramen Thief by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Kagome has forbidden Inuyasha from having ramen for a month. How will he react? What will he do? And in what new way will he mess up Kagome's life?
Inuyasha x Naruto - Complete - T - Humor - Inuyasha, Naruto U. - 1,012 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 61 favorites - 22 follows

A Question of Color by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Kagome wonders what Inuyasha sees when he looks at himself.
Inuyasha - Complete - K+ - - Kagome H., Inuyasha - 137 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 33 favorites - 5 follows

The Consequences of Mother's Chilli by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why Kouga came to kidnap Kagome with a rag over his nose.
Inuyasha - Complete - K+ - Humor - Kagome H., Kōga - 362 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 39 favorites - 9 follows

The Truth About Salazar by Lucillia Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if the story of Salazar Slytherin leaving was a lie invented to cover up the fact that he'd been murdered. Who would do such a thing and why?
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Humor/Angst - Salazar S., Rowena R. - 1,635 words - 1 chapter - 22 reviews - 164 favorites - 56 follows

The New Recruit by Lucillia

A man called Johnston is sent on a five year mission on a Vulcan science vessel. The question is, how long will he last?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Complete - T - Humor - - 606 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 15 favorites - 5 follows