Stories by YamiPaladinofChaos

Suzaku x Lelouch. "Okay... ignoring the insinuation that you masturbated to a fantasy about me and Lelouch... why do you care?" Birthday fic for Yinake. More lemon scented than Pledge. You've been warned.

AU "Well I suppose that's a point in your favor then," Ginny muttered, biting into the bread appreciatively. "Of course that doesn't really distract from the fact that you've had me kidnapped, which, you know Harry, isn't exactly the way to a girl's heart."

I must confess, I'm in love with my own sins.

AU. A different world, a familiar war. Kururugi Suzaku wages a crusade against the Empire of Japan to free Brittania. Lelouch Lamperouge disguises himself in a mask to atone for a terrible crime. Kouzuki Kallen and her brother Naoto are the Japanese Empire's new hope. Shirley Fenette seeks vengeance for all she has lost. The future can only accept one vision of justice, my friend.

AU Two cops, driven by tragedy. One living two lives with an agenda all his own, another looking to bring down the city's untouchable crime lords. In a city drowning in sin, the only truth these two men will find is down the barrel of a gun.

There's more than one kind of sacrifice, and killing is just one way to destroy a man. When a string of suicides becomes something vastly more sinister, Kururugi Suzaku finds that monsters live inside human skin, even his own. Post R2.

Side stories, snippets, and other odds and ends that tie into I Heard The World, but don't fit in with the story proper. Chapter .60- A broken ten year old Lelouch needs the words and comfort of a saint. All he has is a jaded C.C. It will have to do.

There's evil afoot again in the world, and I guess only the supposedly dead Emperor of Brittania can stop it, since everyone else is apparently completely incapable of stopping a supervillain.

Revenge is like a ghost. It takes over every man it touches. Its thirst cannot be quenched, until the last man standing has fallen. Post R2, no pairings.

Shirley x Lelouch. On promises, love, and growing up.

Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?

The dead do not rest quiet, and Lelouch finds himself haunted as the days count down towards the Requiem's finale.

Kallen x Lelouch. “You sexy man beast… take me.” Kallen, Lelouch, the Student Council, pirates, a play, and the usage of the previous quote. I think I might have finally lost it guys.

Cake, fairy tales, and murder. Or, Rolo and what amounts to the childhood of an assassin.

Lelouch x Shirley. If you really loved someone, you would wait forever.

Kallen x Lelouch. Nobody likes to apologize. But between psychological warfare, flower bouquets, and Kaguya, this might be taking it to the extreme.

There is no teacher but the enemy. Lelouch, Charles, and what it takes to win.

Gino x Kallen. Gino gets abused, Kallen is a tsundere, and somewhere down the line they manage to fall in love.

Kallen x Lelouch. Why can't we just stay here forever?

Suzaku x Kallen. In which everyone assumes it's because of some kind of fetish and Kallen inflicts property damage and bodily harm. Spoilers for R2.

Lelouch x Kallen. Dying might be easier.

Lelouch is in a pinch and Kallen plays a reluctant, dropkicking savior. Set between R1 and R2.

Kallen x Lelouch. You break my heart and I'll break yours.

Mother always told me, don't go around breaking young girls' hearts. Inspired by the song, but actually has nothing to do with it. I won't spoil the rest.

Lelouch x Kallen. In which Lelouch makes a sandwich and Kallen intrudes. Set pre Turn-8 or so.

“Zero-sama, sorry to bother you, but I’ve taken the liberty of spreading the news, and we’ve even begun making plans for the baby shower.” Lelouch, C.C., and the reason why you should do as the title of this story says.

Seven times someone tried and failed to save Lelouch Lamperouge from himself. Vague spoilers for pretty much the entire series.

Lelouch x Kallen, Kaguya, Shirley, and Anya. I'm serious. Against his better judgment and coerced by a certain witch and threat of beheading , Lelouch finds unconventional uses for strategy and tactics. Crack fusion with The World God Only Knows.

Lelouch isn't afraid to die. C.C. doesn't believe that. Spoilers for the end of R2.

And miles to go before I sleep. Suzaku character piece, set after R2

C.C. x Lelouch Dying is just the waiting of one to be born. Spoilers for the end of R2.

After the end, Zero and Kallen have one final talk. Spoilers for Turn 25, implied Lelouch x Kallen.

Lelouch x C.C., Lelouch x Kallen. The sky is blue today. Spoilers for Turn 25.

Lelouch x Kallen Lelouch always pays his debts in kind. Set post Turn 8, pre-Turn 9.

Rin x Shirou, Shirou x Saber Silver is always second best.

C.C. x Lelouch “I don’t want your apologies. I want you to save me.” Post Turn 18, spoilers.

Rolo and C.C. have a disagreement. Of sorts.

C.C. x Lelouch "Let me help you forget." Spoilers.

C.C. x Lelouch Gino is an idiot, Lelouch is unusually protective, and Anya's the one with common sense for once. Mild spoilers for Turn 16.

Gino x Anya Anya's restless and Gino is just Gino.

Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.

C.C. x Lelouch Lelouch keeps a promise and finds a reason to keep another. Post Turn 15, spoilers like whoa.

Lelouch x C.C., Lelouch x Kallen Sometimes what we want to hold slips away, but Lelouch won't let it go gently.

Naruto x Hinata, Sasuke x Naruto x Sakura Naruto and Hinata, from the perspective of friends and family.

Ishida x Orihime It may take forever and a day to learn everything about Orihime, but Ishida honestly doesn't mind it at all.

Keigo x Tatsuki Keigo isn't a hero, but he can still help Ichigo out in small ways.

Kira x Hinamori Three times Kira asked Momo to trust him.

Suzaku always makes Lelouch stand up again, even when neither of them really wants it. Nunnally and Suzaku, after Kaminejima.

Xingke x Kallen, Lelouch x Kallen Kallen draws comparisons, some she likes and some that are just eerie.

Renji x Hinamori Let's just say that we agree and then never change.

Ichigo x Orihime I'll be here for you.

In which the old crowd of captains of the Gotei 13 celebrate a birthday, Urahara loses his pants, and all of them only narrowly avoid a fiery death at the hands of Yamamoto.

Ryuuken x Orihime There are those that are saved and those that deserve to be saved. Orihime is the former but not the latter.

Gino x Anya Gino attempts to cook breakfast, Anya feels unwell, and Suzaku just wants to go to bed before midnight.

Lelouch has issues with his sleeping arrangements, and the Black Knights get a new perspective on their leader's relationship with C.C.

Lelouch x Kallen, Lelouch x C.C. Kallen has questions and C.C., as always, never quite answers them.

Lelouch and Kallen play a game of chess, but as always, there is more than that under the surface.

Lelouch x C.C. In her own way, C.C. helps.

Lelouch x C.C. Lelouch baits and gets a bit more than he bargained for.

Aizen finds that things aren't exactly according to plan.

Rukia x Kaien She can never close the distance.

Did you just shoot a spitball at me?

Otherwise known as, why sticking Kira with babysitting fellow vicecaptain Yachiru is hazardous to his health.

[Hitsuguya x Hinamori, Aizen x Hinamori, Kira x Hinamori] Sometimes saving someone is the worst possible thing you can do for them.

Soifon, Ukitake, and the empty hollow of the Shihouin house.

[Ichigo x Tatsuki] The story of a smile that went away, and the girl who missed it the most.

Ryuuken and Urahara debate semantics, and all the while, Ryuuken dodges the most important question.

In the eve before battle, Inu no Taisho tries to teach his eldest son one final lesson.

Like all organizations, the Captains of the Gotei 13 have an intiation tradition. And newly minted captain Hitsuguya Toshiro can't escape this one... even if he looks like a minor.

I will catch you if you fall.

We fall, so that we might stand up again.

The one moment, the one man, who changed the world for the worst.

Cause and Effect. A pebble can start an avalanche, a butterfly can create a whirlwind, and once change has begun, it is irrevocable.

[Neji x Tenten] Neji Hyuuga never loses. Well... almost never. But to his hormones? Never. Maybe.

School is a jungle, and only the strong survive... to get the best food.

[Friendship Fic] They're not quite allies, friends, but, they might be like family and that's all that matters.

[Toph x Aang] It's not what you wanted, but sometimes, you get what you need instead.

[Toph x Aang, Aang x Katara] Toph wishes she could see what Aang looked like, sometimes.

She hit nothing but air.

[Rei x Kikyo, Inuyasha x Evangelion crossover] “I’ve been waiting for you.”

[Shampoo x Ranma] That ring looks like it's made just for her.

Six year old Ranma wants food, and he's willing to use any method to make sure he gets it.

[Axel x Roxas] Will this take away my pain?

[Ryoga x Ukyo] When you lose something, sometimes you find what you were really looking for. Written for the 1sentence LJ community.

[Hojo x Kagome] Fight fire with fire, fight evil with evil.

There is an evil in all of us. But burying that evil is much more difficult for some than it is for others.

[Onigumo x Kikyo] Three dawns, three beginnings.

[Tatsuki x Ichigo] Where has that sweet, smiling little boy gone?

[Sasuke x Sakura] Sasuke embraces the rain.

[Eri x Hojo] There's a difference between what you want and what you deserve.

[Shunsui x Nanao] Paralyzed, choking, dying. And you weren't able to lift a finger.

[Ishida x Orihime] You can't pull your eyes away... even if you wanted to.

“There are numerous paths to power, Captain Zaraki.” Aizen smiled thinly, as dangerous as a razor’s edge. “I could show you some of the more... unusual pathways to true greatness.”

[Kira x Hinamori] In the aftermath of Aizen's conspiracy, Kira sneaks a visit to the hospital. Whom he finds is not who he expected, nor wanted, to meet.

The definition of a 'modern era' is rather loose.

Put one hanyou, a time traveling schoolgirl, a demon slayer, a kitsune, and a monk in a dark cave. Watch the inevitable chaos unfold.

[Zaraki x Unohana] Because love lacks common sense. Written for the 1sentence lj community.

Crack!Fic. Two supposedly stupid youkai philosophize about the meaning of both youkai life in general and their own lives. And then they die. Pointlessly.

[Kanna x Rin] The evolution from child to adult is all a matter of thinking for yourself. Gift!fic for amorra7.

[Crossover with Ranma] An unexpected causality interrupts Naruto and Sasuke's fight, hurtling them to the doors of the Tendo Dojo. Yet even as they navigate the chaos of Nerima, back home, their disappearance causes a chaos all its own.

[Neji x Tenten] Sleeptalking can get you in trouble, especially if Naruto catches you, and especially if your name happens to be Hyuuga Neji.

[Crossover with Bleach] Death is final for everyone. Well, except for Sesshomaru, who keeps screwing things up.

In some places, time stands still. And for the living, those are the worst places of all.

[Total Crack!] There is an evil far worse, far more terrible than Naraku could ever hope to be... and its name is...

[Sango x Miroku] People acting stupid are the most dangerous kind of people.

[Shikamaru x Ino] Shikamaru runs aground of dogs, men, and Ino, but still manages to break even at the end.

[Gendo x Yui] There is such a thing as loving too much.

The Shodai Hokage was a man. Nothing more, nothing less. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

Of honor forgotten, unforseen corruption, and the true origin of those known as Jinchuriki. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

[Tayuya x Kimimaro] Tayuya is a sore loser, and that's why Kimimaro loves sparing with her. Among other things, of course.

Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

Being killed can make you grow up too fast sometimes. Kohaku, Rin, and the understanding death brings you. Written for the IY no Kakera 100 themes challenge.

Inuyasha and the gang sure leave a lot of collateral damage. But nothing too bad could have happened, right?

[Sasuke x Tenten] Block, slash, parry, thrust. It's just another kind of dance, but ten year old Sasuke's found himself one partner who's more than he bargained for.

She really is her mother's daughter, isn't she?

Open your eyes, that dream is already too far away from you, Sasuke.

Konoha has survived multiple wars, raids, betrayals, and even a rampaging demon. But still, most believe it wouldn't survive a day with Uzumaki Naruto as Rokudaime. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

The hunt for Naraku, ten years and still going strong.

A hodgepodge of stories about Hatake Kakashi and Rin. Comes in such flavors as romance, angst, and humor. Written for the insertphrase lj community.

At any and all costs, he swore. Because he promised.

The most precious things can slip away as though they were never there at all.

[Naminè x Roxas] This isn't real. But it could have been something.

Dosu, Kin, and Zaku. Orochimaru brought them together, but did not make them a team.

Akatsuki. Before sealing the Biju, before the SClass Missing Nin, it was something else altogther, and its roots intertwine with that of the most unlikely people of all. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

Naruto knows more about Kyuubi than he lets on.... and sometimes, that's not a good thing. Written for the 20 truths lj community.

Three do not act and make a mistake but the one who acts makes the greatest mistake of them all.

“I mean… is it really… you know… mine?” Naruto gets some bad news from a very, very irate Sakura.

[Inuyasha centric] There are divergent paths on the road of life, but they end the same. All that changes is how you get there.

[Dialogue Fic] The entire plot of End of Evangelion is just a gimick for Shinji to put the moves on Asuka. Really.

[Shizune x Iruka, as requested by Sheo Darren] Shizune gets distracted, Iruka is a gentleman, and Shikamaru finds a way to skip out on work.

[Naruto x Sakura, Neji x Tenten] Sequel to Hindsight. In which Sasuke conspires to get back at Naruto, and it's up to the intrepid Tenten and the unwilling Neji to save the day... or rather, Naruto and Sakura's date.

[Neji x Tenten] Sasuke and Tenten, on a date? Neji is not happy, not in the least. And of course, it's all Naruto's fault. No, really. It is.

[Dialogue Fic] Things go bad for Team Seven. Sakura agrees with Naruto, Naruto freaks out, and Sasuke actually talks in complete sentences.

Naruto defeats Sasuke in a most... unorthodox manner. Sasuke is not happy.

[Neji x Tenten] Tenten's angry, Neji doesn't know why. Hanabi smirks, Hinata helps, and Kakashi gives out some useful advice.

[Hojo x Kagome] Hojo's a bit of a hopeless idiot. But that's not his fault.

The Kyubi no Youma and the boredom of an immortal, omnipotent creature sealed away.

Every now and then, someone comes into our lives who changes us irrevocably, whether or not we want them to. Uzumaki Naruto, the makings of a legend, and the people around him.

[Dialogue Fic] Hoshigaki Kisame meets his new partner, Uchiha Itachi. Mass murderers can be friends too, can't they? A kind of demented friendship fic.

[Anko x Iruka] Anko drops by, and Iruka's day only gets weirder from there.

[Naruto x Hinata] With a growing relationship between Naruto and Hinata, Neji decides to give Naruto a talk... or more accurately, a sound thrashing.

Uchiha Mikoto idly wondered if she had been a bad mother, as her son murdered her in cold blood.

[Dialogue Fic] The Sandaime comes before the Yellow Flash of Konoha with an offer he couldn't possibly refuse. But the future Yondaime wants to know why.

[Dialogue Fic] Sasuke and Naruto and a copious amount of liquor. But no yaoi.

It's strange, to hate yourself for being a good parent. Mama Higurashi, and a parent's fears and dreams.

Wake up, Tessaiga. [Inupapa character sketch]

[Crack!fic. Sort of Inuyasha x Kagome] “Well, maybe Kagome’s not really a lesbian, she just has really high standards,” Ayumi said blandly.

[Pre HBP Kingdom HeartsHP fusion] Chapter 13 Nil Desperandum: Harry Potter, Inuyasha, and Robin Sena return to their quest to beat back the Heartless. The results of Harry's training will be shown, as well as a new ally, a man calling himself the Tenken.

[Dialogue Fic] Not everyone gets their happy ending. Ryoga Hibiki, and a phone call that never was.

[Friendship Fic, no pairings] Naruto and Sasuke bond in the oldest way known to man... beating the living bejesus out of each other.

[Shinji x Asuka, Miroku x Sango. Inuyasha x Evangelion crossover] A tale in which Shinji gets into bad situations [“Ikari... why is your hand on my buttocks?”] and it's all Miroku's fault. Or, why being the reincarnation of a perverted monk is a problem.

[One Sided Onigumo x Kikyo] It's the beautiful things that did Onigumo in, at the end.

[Kagome centric] Your reflection belongs only to you.

Perhaps the only real difference between a villain and a hero is who's telling the story. Ryuukotsusei character piece.

Seven years after a failed Third Impact, all seems right with the world. But the peace is at an end, as Shinji Ikari returns from a self imposed exile, bringing a tempest of feelings, confusion, and mystery to Tokyo 3.

[Naruto x Sakura x Sasuke] There's a place for everyone. It just takes time.

Marda's dead and Al's heart isn't beating anymore.

[Kakashi x Rin] It's the End of the World, but Kakashi's still alive, as always.

It all comes tumbling down. A requiem for Team Seven.

There are no flowers in her hands, in respect for the dead.

After Grand Fisher, Ichigo struggles for words and Rukia speaks through a closet door. Friendship fic.

[Roy x Riza] Broken hair clips can be quite troublesome at times, and Mustang is easily distracted as it is.

[Naruto x Sakura] Sakura's bothered, Naruto's confused, and Kakashi makes things worse. Post time skip.

[Naraku x Kagura] Wanting and never having. It's better than it sounds.

[Greed centric] Greed is as ambivalent as anything.

[Halloween One Shot] Naruto finally tracks down Sasuke, but some things aren't what they seem.

Team 7, wooden doors, and the closest thing I'll ever write to shounen ai.

They just don't mix.

[Roy x Riza, but not] Love has never been necessary, not for them.

[Roy x Riza] Hawkeye bleeds and Mustang sins.

[Itachi centric] One man kills everyone, one is a God.

[Inuyasha x Kagome] No matter how much time passes, something new is always waiting.

[Scar centric] Some sins are made purposefully.

Life, if you happened to be a hanyou five hundred years out of time or a time traveling schoolgirl.

[Sasuke x Sakura, Naruto x Sakura] Because sometimes, the man of your dreams is the men, and life isn't as easy as happily ever after.

[Kohaku x Kanna] Even if you've died twice, even if you've never been alive at all, you can still learn to live.

[Naruto x Hinata] Storm on the horizon. Sunlight for the moment.

[Kagome x Sesshomaru] Because everyone loves a silver haired bad boy with a God complex. Everyone except Inuyasha, of course.

You can spend a long, long time looking for the end of a rainbow.

In which the merits of dogs versus men are discussed.

[Midoriko x Hakurei] Kind souls have empty hearts.

[Roy x Riza] “Sir. With all due respect, get off the couch.”

There are worse things than death.

Some are born closer to death than others. A chronicle of Miroku's early life. [Part Two] “By living, Miroku, we fight Naraku every day.”

[Kohaku x Kanna] The grass is always greener on the other side.

the depths of darkness, for nothing lies within.

[Al x Winry, Implied Ed x Winry] She needs him so. And he cannot deny her.

[Sleeping Link x Faore, Naryu, Din. Fear the Crack!] The Sacred Realm makes anyone crazy. Really.

[Roy x Riza] “I’m cold inside, Riza. I’ve been cold a long time. ”

[Inuyasha x Kagome] The story of boy meets girl, meets girl again, and again.

The humble beginnings of the deepest hatred.

[Naraku x Nazuna] The fine art of not caring.

[Ed x Winry] He's not worthy. Not yet.

Lieutenant Ross never wanted to be a mother. But then again, she had never met someone quite so trouble prone as Edward Elric...

Blood is thinner than pride and jealousy.

[Inuyasha x Kagome] Perhaps another day, they both separately, silently said. There was always another day. [Companion piece to Cordiale.]

His voice wasn’t resigned or defeated or subdued... it was simply a statement, as though he were saying the sky were blue and the grass was green, not as though he were declaring his own death.

[Sango x Miroku] Sango never liked it when Miroku smiled at her.

The cruelty of silence.

Searching for what is lost takes years... but sometimes, it's worth it.

[Harry x Ginny] And then the moment passed, and Harry Potter was gone, as if he was never there, a moonlight shadow.

[Ash x Misty, Ash x May.] By the light, Ash can't tell which one of them is which.

I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

[Inuyasha x Kikyo] But that isn’t allowed in their strange, unspoken bond. To touch is forbidden.

[Shinji x Asuka] A sudden storm, two umbrellas, and a fight bring Asuka and Shinji closer together.

The Reaper's knockin, but Shinji's forgotten.

[Inuyasha x Kagome] Every dog finds their place.

[Harry x Ginny] A few jokes about the nature of Harry and Ginny's relationship leads to questions, kisses, and a changing of the mind...

[Complete] Everyone has a dark side, sleeping within us all. In the aftermath of Harry Potter's fifth year, Harry's awakes. Powerful and ruthless, nothing will stand in its way... not even Harry himself.

[Pre HBP] Washed on the shores of a desert island after a narrow escape from the Dark Lord, Harry Potter's new power sets him on a journey down a path to divinity and insanity. The lines between Good and Evil blend, after all, when one is God.

Hanging on to the hope that the next drop takes the pain away.

Enough is enough as Shinji decides that he can't keep trying to be Asuka's friend.

A short tale on the effects of misunderstanding the meaning of a single word. Or, what happens when Rei says the word intercourse and Ikari in the same sentence.

The sins of the father give birth to a monster in the son.

Sometimes, lies are the only way to numb the pain.

[Harry x Ginny] There was just no way that he heard that right. It had to have been a product of his hormones and daydreams about the youngest Weasley. There was no way that sweet, shy Ginny Weasley just asked if she wanted to kiss him.

In the ruins of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Dark Lord and the Headmaster have one last talk.

Music is the reflection of the soul, the avatar of human good.

[Shinji x Asuka] After the End, Shinji Ikari finds sympathy for the devil.

We all know Harrry needs to be trained to fight Voldemort, and we all know that Dumbledore is the one to do it. A rather... different look at Dumbledore's version of training.

On Hiatus. Under Revision as A Hearbeat Away, A Universe Apart. Harry and Ginny's adventures (as well as misadventures) as they chase Voldemort across different worlds.

Sesshomaru, Rin, and a field of moonlit flowers.

During one night, Harry has a variety of strange dreams, from a French speaking Voldemort fighting a pimp suit wearing Dumbledore, to Ron being a knowitall, to Draco talking about his bling bling. Yes, you read all of that right.

Let he who fights Monsters beware...

There’s your star Harry. That’s you, always bright. And that’s us too Harry. Even if we aren’t with you, we’re still watching you from that star.

[Dumbledore centric] Leadership is a crown of thorns that will one day crush even the strongest.

At the Final Battle, one woman watches her knight go into battle.

[Voldemort centric] Immortals are the truest cowards.

I, Harry James Potter, BoyWhoLived, Gryffindor Golden Boy, committed the Unforgivable Sin, the Unpardonable Sin.

[Harry x Ginny] Amid the ashes of his life, only victory matters.

[Complete] Harry Potter has been forced into the darkness of Azkaban for three years. The sins of the past weighs heavily on him and the world. Is there a way to fix what's been shattered?

FBG Outtake. Lily's diary, in snapshots from 1st through 7th year, on September 1st.

Outake on Chapter 14. What happened in the delivery room when Hermione was giving birth?

[Harry x Ginny] Harry likes Ginny. Harry doesn't know if Ginny likes him back. Harry's friends decide to give him some help...