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Stories by evansentranced

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Parolee Draco Malfoy has one last chance to redeem his family name: a Requaero Probum, a noble quest to prove his honor. And what could be more honorable than travelling to a tower to save a damsel from a curse? Harry/Draco (yes, it's slash) [A Shrek adaptation for HDOTP's HDEverAfter fest. I read the prompt, thought, BUT WHO'S DONKEY! and then had to write it immediately.]
Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.
In which Douglas has laryngitis, Martin has an evil twin (but not really), and Arthur gets to meet gnomes (but not really), James Bond (but not really), and the inside of the storage closet (really), all thanks to Martin's meddlesome half brothers, one of which is dead (but not really).
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend," the demon says. It tips its head to one side as though making a difficult decision, though it's grinning underneath. "And you know? I think I like you less." Sam and Dean run into a series of cases that are a lot more complicated than they look at first glance, and a lot more dangerous. Casefic!
Harry scoffs. "I killed Voldemort. Done." "No no no no no," Dean says, shoving Harry's glass at him. "No no no," he continues, just in case Harry hasn't caught on. "No. You drink up, buddy." Sam and Dean have a little downtime in the UK, courtesy of Cas, and end up meeting Harry Potter in a pub. Drinking games follow.
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Features: A massive conspiracy orchestrated by Dumbledore, repeated abuse of billywig stings, a nearfatal brush with a werewolf, an intervention, a skeptical Lily, a hotheaded Sirius, an addicted James, a slightly confused Remus, and a pseudogenius Peter.
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Dean has a new project. Seamus is determined to find out what it is. Then Seamus corrupts a small child and Dean realizes that sometimes you have to let go. One shot.
Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
In the aftermath of FrednGeorge's movie, they realize they forgot something. Hermione reminds them, and Harry unwillingly plays the hero. One shot. Set after WWP:HOS
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic