Stories by Andrew Joshua Talon

In a universe where Yang is a dog faunus, she has some issues one Saturday morning. Jaune hopes to resolve it... With a walk! Written with Thunderino. Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Fluff. For Dragonslayer Week 2026!

Jaune's Nana is in the hospital. And Jaune wants to make sure she knows he'll be okay if she dies. So he asks Yang to be his fiancee... But there's no way she would agree. She agrees. Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Comedy. Happy Birthday Yang! For Dragonslayer Week 2026.

Yang is a blonde too. And can be just as oblivious... Poor Jaune. Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Comedy. Happy Birthday Yang! For Dragonslayer Week 2026.

Yang turns into a bird. Jaune tries to help as only he can. He... Succeeds. Sort of? Obvious inspiration is obvious, thank you Imyoshi. Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Comedy. Happy Birthday Yang! For Dragonslayer Week 2026.

Pyrrha's spirit asks Yang for a favor-To possess her body so she can say goodbye to Jaune. But are those just Pyrrha's feelings... Or Yang's? Armored Dragonslayer (Sort of), Drama, One-Shot. Happy Birthday Yang! For Dragonslayer Week 2026.

Jaune, Yang and Ruby go to a convention, and Yang reflects on her nerdy past. Jaune helps her realize it can still be her present... And a few other things. Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Romance. For Dragonslayer Week 2026.

Yang takes Jaune out for a ride on Bumblebee, to get his attention. She gets it. Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Fun. For Dragonslayer Week 2026.

Athena Nikos had a daughter before her stardom, but had to give her up. She seeks to find out what happened, but finds that she is dead. And Pyrrha will never know... Or will she? One-Shot, Drama, Angst.

Ozpin is a great and terrible wizard. One-Shot.

Jaune's lineage has been an issue for a long time, an annoyance. He doesn't want to be King... But as the saying goes, "Great men do not seek power. They have power thrust upon them."

Plot bunnies and ideas for RWBY fics from a newcomer to the fandom. Take for your own, or just be inspired.

Jaune's father comes to Beacon... But Jaune's not having it. At first. For Father's Day. One shot.

Power corrupts, and absolute power is actually pretty neat. In tribute to a fun fanfic, here's my own take on poor Jaune Arc going into politics. Comedy, Multi-ship, will update sporadically (sorry).

In an alternate universe, Jaune Arc fell in love with a girl and they had a baby... And she died in childbirth. Now, a widower and single father, Jaune Arc goes to Beacon to fulfill his dream and try to raise his daughter with the help of his friends. Wholesome Dad!Jaune antics, possible harem, comedy, drama, and romance. Enjoy!

Yang has a surprise for Jaune. It's a surprise to her, too. Dragonslayer

Jaune discovers his Semblance, and it leads to some complications. And action. And romance, but hey. Comedy, Adventure, Action.

What should have happened in Volume 9 between Blake and Yang...

Jaune Arc getting into Beacon caused quite a stir among his family. So a few members decide to check in with the young would-be Huntsman. And given the Arc virility? There are a lot of them. Multicross. Comedy (mostly). Taking suggestions for other crossovers and using my usual fan-canon for RWBY.

Jaune Arc was able to get his friends and a few others to his hometown after the Fall of Beacon. Everyone has a long road to recovery, but maybe hearth and home can help... And then they get justice. AU Post Volume 3.

Ruby and Yang meet Remnant's first astronaut-And nearly kill him. Typical. Comedy, Two-shot. I love Space, that's why I wrote it.

Given the barebones nature of RWBY's worldbuilding, filling it out can help you come up with new story ideas. In this volume I will post technical data, character bios, nation histories, politics, philosophies, and many other things you can use in RWBY fanfic or other forms of fanfic to help build the world and create new plots.

Yang sneaks in some booze, allowing RWBY and JNPR to indulge. Jaune's liver tolerance is distinctly French, so he's not getting drunk easily. Poor Jaune. One-Shot, Comedy.

Salem decides to meet her distant descendants: The Arc Family. Hoo boy... One Shot, Comedy, Crack.

In a slightly wilder and untamed Remnant, former cowhand Jaune Arc makes his way to achieve his dreams as a Huntsman. Cowboy!Jaune, influenced by Westerns and other classics. Enjoy.

Jaune Arc's mother made a deal to save his life when he was a baby. A deal with the Devil. And now the Devil comes to collect. One-Shot, Horror, Tragedy. Please review.

Taiyang faces his greatest challenge after Summer left and he got his head back on straight... His girls growing up. Fortunately he has a friend to help him out. One-Shot, No Romance, Family. Rated for Periods!

Ruby attempts to help Blake get over some of her issues. She enlists Jaune Arc. Comedy, Three-Shot, Knightshade. Rated for Blake's filthy mind.

The Huntsman returns to defend Vale City from nefarious evildoers! With his trusty sidekick Wonder-Zwei, the Cunning Crusader will face... Lusty schoolgirls in fetish clothing? Oh dear.

In an alternate universe, Jaune goes to Menagerie to bring Blake back to RWBY. Blake is resistant at first, and wants to focus on making up for her regrets. Maybe the two of them can find some peace together. Knightshade. Hurt/Comfort and smut.

Jaune plays Father Winter to the local orphanage and his friends visit. Hilarity ensues. Comedy, One-Shot, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Whitley didn't mean to. It happened. But he resolves to make it so she doesn't cry so much in the future. One-Shot, Whiter Rose, Drama.

Nora learns her father is still alive. Much to everyone's shock, it's someone they already know... One-Shot, Angst, Drama.

Jaune Arc's mother comes to Beacon to serve as a part-time therapist. These are her sessions.

When the ladies of RWBY end up stranded with Jaune Arc, they have to keep the Grimm from closing on them. The only way to do that is to generate a lot of positive emotions. And there's one sure fire way to accomplish that: Sex. Lots and lots of sex. Lemons, Anthology, Please review.

Ruby Rose doesn't stream a lot anymore due to Beacon, but she does try to keep up for her fans from time to time on her gaming channel. Of course, her longtime rival DarkArc would have to show up that day and humiliate her. Strangely enough though, he might be closer than Ruby thinks... One-Shot, Lancaster, Comedy. Enjoy!

A series of one-shots where Jaune Arc is childhood friends with various characters in RWBY. Some silly, some funny, some tragic.

Ruby is a tactical mastermind! She just ensured Yang and Jaune won't go to the Dance alone, and her big sister is out of her hair! What could possibly go wrong?

Blake tells the truth about Adam Taurus and how terrible he was. The rest of RWBY is... Confused. One-Shot, Comedy.

The team leaders of Beacon had their own class, where they work on improving their non-combat skills to make their teams the best. No matter how hard the teams or world makes that job... Somebody's gotta do it. Comedy, Slice of Life, Pairings undecided.

James Ironwood and Sienna Khan meet at a diplomatic meeting, dealing with their shared, difficult past. They are alone, but they're alone together. Drama, James/Sienna, One-Shot.

Pyrrha Nikos was not spying on Jaune Arc. Absolutely not! And when she's caught not spying, Jaune and Neo aren't mad. They invite her in. NSFW, Lemon, Arkos x Silent Knight, One-Shot.

In an alternate universe, Jaune is the oldest of his siblings and has had to take care of his little sisters. Who all come to visit Jaune. Surely RWBY, Nora, Ren and Pyrrha can watch them for a little while without issue... Right? One-Shot, A commisison for CrimeSorciere, Comedy.

CRDL is doing its best to make friends with Jaune. And what better way than by being his wingman? Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Comedy. For Dragonslayer Week 2025.

Adam Taurus has met his match. Jaune Arc just wanted to get to Beacon. What follows is an epic rivalry... In one of these men's minds. One-Shot, Comedy, Crack, Fun.

Yang has learned that Jaune Arc's mother, Doctor Isabel Arc, is one of the strongest hand to hand fighters in Vale's history. So she decides to test herself against her. How hard could it be? Yang-centric, Action/Drama, Original Character, One-Shot. Dragonslayer hinted. For Dragonslayer Week 2025.

Yang's beloved Bumblebee gets wrecked. Jaune Arc tries to help fix it... Along with Yang's heart. Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Hurt/Comfort. For Dragonslayer Week 2025!

Yang is put under house arrest after everyone believes she assaulted Mercury in the Vytal Tournament. Well... Almost everyone. Dragonslayer, One-Shot, Hurt/Comfort. For Dragonslayer Week 2025! Happy birthday Yang!

Cardin talks to Velvet. But it's not that he likes her or-or anything! Holy Bun, Comedy, Tsundere!Cardin, One-Shot.

Adam takes a hostage in the form of Lilac Arc, Jaune's older sister. The plan? Get some prisoners back in exchange for her. However... Drama, One-shot, no pairings, OC, Adam Taurus Character Study.

Hanging around Beacon trying to find his incompetent older sister was not Whitley's idea of a good time. Indeed, it wasn't anybody's, he suspected. Having to wait outside her plebian dormroom was even worse. And finally, having to tolerate her team leader Ruby Rose was the limit. One-shot, Whiter Rose/Wildrose, Comedy, hope you enjoy!

In another universe, Pyrrha has a dream: To go to Beacon with her greatest rival.. And the man she loves. The Invincible Girl versus the Implacable Boy. One-Shot, Commission, Arkos.

Ren takes revenge for his Nora, the only way he can. One Shot, Ren-centric, Drama, late for Monty Oum's birthday.

Arslan Altan is a Warrior Nun of the Church, a defender of the innocent, an upright and moral young woman... Except when Jaune Arc is shirtless in the summer heat. Then... Well she's only mortal. One-Shot, Noble Lion, Gift for Titanmaster 117.

Ozpin has a plan to save Remnant and defeat Salem once and for all! If only the key part of his plan will cooperate. The key? Jaune Arc. One-Shot, Comedy.

Yang gets dragged into another damn magical pony adventure with Jaune alongside. Crack, One-Shot, Dragonslayer. Based off of Scooterix Studios' My Little Pony shorts.

What if Beacon started a bit later, and Ren and Nora figured out their feelings for eachother a bit earlier? Well... One-Shot, Renora, Baby Thor. Enjoy.

Harry learns something important about wizard's wands. And he and Ron have to be boys about it and Hermione cannot even. One-Shot, Rated for subject matter but nothing explicit, Humor, just Ron and Harry being immature teenaged boys. For ProfessorQuill.

Pyrrha shares one of the few parts of her celebrity life she enjoys with Jaune... Even if it's one of the hardest. Arkos, One-Shot, Drama, Hurt and Comfort.

Ren gets a package and goes missing. His friends search for him. Ruby is the one who finds him with Zwei, and learns why he's chosen solitude... And helps him deal with it. Friendship, One-Shot.

After saving the world and ending the Grimm threat, Team RWBY... Is broke and in a bad shape. At their lowest point, Jaune Arc comes back into their lives to invite them to his sister's wedding. He's well off. He's handsome. And he's single. Let the competition for a secure life as his bride begin!

Weiss Schnee has tried with Blake. She really has! But nothing seems good enough for her! Sun Wukong can relate... Which gives Weiss an idea. Sunflakes (sort of).

What if Velvet reacted differently to Cardin's bullying? Holy Bun, One-Shot, Comedy. Rated for language and Velvet's filthy mind and mouth.

Cardin's little sister gets loose at Beacon, and finds an example of her obsession: A bunny. Holy Bun, Velvet/Cardin, One Shot. Happy Easter.

Cardin seeks Velvet out to apologize. He's just hoping for a bit of redemption, but things may get more complicated, and fast. One-shot, Holy Bun.

Ronald Weasley isn't stupid, and he realizes something. One-Shot, Comedy.

May Zedong was happy once. Once. One-Shot, Origin story for May Zedong, Gift for Titanmaster 117. Enjoy.

Weiss and Nora share Dust class, and learn to bond a bit despite their mutual issues. Because that's the only way to make an explosion. One-shot, Friendship.

Weiss Schnee is surprised by who her match for a marriage meeting is. And so is he. White Knight, One Shot.

Yang is a bit insecure in her femininity. Jaune helps her realize she's fine the way she is. Sort of Dragonslayer, One-shot.

Yang is a party girl and she's been around. She knows how to handle romance... Right? Well she doesn't really. But Jaune is willing to help her out. Sort-of Dragonslayer, One-Shot.

Pyrrha sees Jaune with her old rival, Arslan, going off in secret. Whatever could they be doing together? Pyrrha's gonna find out! One-shot, Worldbuilding. Arkos and Noble Lion.

Jaune and Yang have been spending a lot more time together. And Pyrrha is curious as to why. Not that she's jealous or anything! But she's going to find out what's going on... Lemon, Fun, Happy Valentine's Day.

Jaune really does appreciate Pyrrha and all she does. She's an amazing mentor. But she does have her blind spots, as do other Huntresses... Especially when it comes to where babies come from. Poor Jaune. One-Shot.

Jaune wants to make Nora something special for her birthday. Yang helps out. Both find out some interesting things about the other. Dragonslayer, One-Shot.

Ruby is saved by a strange recluse in the woods. One who has some words of wisdom for her... One-Shot, Ruby-centric, for her birthday and Halloween.

Ruby is incredibly curious about Jaune: Why does he never take off his shirt around them? Well, the precocious little reaper is gonna find out... And find out some things about herself, too. Lancaster, One-Shot.

Here, Jaune Arc gave up a lot more to become a Hunter. A lot of time, a lot of trust, and a lot of blood. What happens when his past catches up with him? This Story is On Hiatus for now.

Pyrrha has a conversation with Jaune's parents on accident. And learns a lot more about her crush than she thought. One-Shot, Worldbuilding.

Pyrrha Nikos is set up by her mother with a potential suitor. Turns out it's Jaune. She thinks it's the answer to her prayers... Just one problem: Jaune's sister, Tangerine Arc. And she's not letting Pyrrha use her brother without a fight. Arkos, One-Shot.

Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind. Crossposted on Ao3. On Hiatus (Again).

Yang and Jaune are the only members of their team with driver's licenses. So they bitch about it afterwards. Dragonslayer Week 2024, One-Shot.

Jaune Arc's dad shows up with his birthday present a bit early, and Yang Xiao-Long (among others) see a new side of Jaune. One she likes... If she can get a ride. Dragonslayer, One-shot, for Dragonslayer Week 2024.

Jaune's guitar serenade works, but not in the way he hoped for... Dragonslayer, Oneshot.

Yang tries to be domestic. Turns out that's right in Jaune's strike zone. So he's a bit impulsive. Fortunately for him? So is Yang. Dragonslayer 2024.

Yang has some problems with Bumblebee. Jaune offers to help... And proves he knows how to do something right. One-shot for Dragonslayer Week 2024.

Yang and Jaune have been having a lot of arguments about Ruby lately, and Ruby is sick of it! So as a team leader, she orders them to resolve it! One-Shot, Dragonslayer.

After the fall of Beacon, Ruby and her friends are recovering on Patch and preparing for their next step. Yang is struggling to recover, and so is Jaune. But Ruby can't get through to Yang, and asks Jaune to help her big sister when she can't. Maybe they can help eachother... Smut, Dragonslayer.

Yang is bored and she makes it Jaune's problem. She may regret this... Or will she? Dragonslayer, one shot.

Jaune's musical explorations leave him a bit bewildered. But Yang helps put him on the right track. Dragonslayer, One-Shot.

Slight crossover with Gakuen Babysitters. Yang finds out what Jaune's been doing on the weekends-And bonds with him after she almost makes a terrible mistake. Slight Dragonslayer, and slight Gakuen Babysitters crossover.

A Sequel to "There Will Emerge a New Hope". Luke begins to rebuild the Jedi Order. But it's not going to be easy... Mishmash of Legends, Disney, and Star Wars: Visions. Enjoy.

In a fight between a sexy bunny girl and politics? Bet on the sexy bunny girl. One-Shot.

A trouble magnet Starfleet Intelligence Agent finds himself on the USS Voyager. Hilarity and complexity ensues. NOT a Self Insert, AU. DEAD.

Septima Vector hadn't meant to fall in love with Harry Potter. Like everything else involving the Boy Who Lived, it was unplanned, unexpected, and filled with chaos. Slow burn romance, student/teacher eventual smut, HP/SV Please Read and review.

Naruto brought something else back from Wave Country... A twist on an overused cliche.

Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.

USS Defiant with her AI ends up in a very different universe... But a shipgirl's not gonna just let some aliens genocide humanity, right? Bad news is, she's not the only one who made it... A spin off of "Paint and Powder",

Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!

Doctor Aphra and Luke Skywalker have moments. Sometimes poignant, sometimes funny.

Luke and Winter get trapped in a cave in, and have to make the time somehow. Friendship fic, a bit of fluff. Hope you enjoy.

Post-Series. Xander Harris has crossed paths with other universes before. But what happens when he runs into the CW's take on Supergirl? One Shot, for a friend.

Daphne Greengrass, the infamous Ice Queen of Slytherin. But what if there was another reason for her taciturn nature? One shot, no pairings, hope you enjoy!

Harry wanted to be loved, and was willing to give up anything for it. Fortunately, the gods are kinder than we realize. One Shot, Story Challenge. inspired by Norse Mythology and In/Spectre.

Because the ramen girl deserves some fun ninja adventures too! Read, and enjoy! Review too, if you please!

There were other survivors of Alderaan... And they had their own reactions and plans for resistance. No longer a one shot.

Luke is trying to find materials for his new Jedi Order on Dantooine, when he runs into... Himself? Legends canon, more or less. One shot.

Luke finds out who his father is. Ahsoka finds out why she survived. They both figure out how to reconcile things. Set between ESB and ROTJ. Designed to fit into canon seamlessly.

Auror Captain? Like hell. Harry will be far happier as a househusband... Inspired by the manga "The Way of the House Husband". Enjoy! For the HMS Harmony Discord's MAYhem event.

Barty Crouch Jr. had one more trick up his sleeve-A randomized Portkey to send Harry somewhere else. Over a month later, Dumbledore and Harry's friends have tracked Harry down to a tropical island full of danger. Where Harry has definitely undergone a change, and Dumbledore's original plan to defeat Voldemort is scrap. Time for a new one, then.

Harry Potter draws a different sword in the Chamber of Secrets, which leads to ancient magic, both good and evil, reawakening in the world. A very different take on the classic Harry Potter/LOTR fusion. Pairings undecided. Read and review please.

When Luna's mother died, Ron remembered his mother and father rushing him over to the Lovegood house... One shot.

AU 7th Year. Hogwarts' defenses are falling apart, due to a thousand years of neglect, poor maintenance, and now a Dark Lord's army assaulting it. How does the Trio fix it? Well, sometimes all you can do is go back to the beginning... One shot, no pairings, just for fun.

Draco Malfoy tries to live up to his mother's expectations. He succeeds... Unfortunately. Oneshot, AU, no pairings, R&R please.

Daphne Greengrass wants to know if those points Ron Weasley got for Wizard's Chess in First Year were earned, or given. Ron demonstrates his skill, and soon is in for more than he expected. One shot, Chess themed, RonxDaphne. R&R please.

Harry stumbles into Susan Bones on an important anniversary. One that turns out to be more significant for both of them. Harry/Susan, one shot.

The Yule Ball sucked. But Fleur Delacour wasn't about to let that spoil her evening... Harry/Fleur, Smut, One-Shot, everyone's Aged up. R&R please.

Hermione has the perfect plan to get Harry all to herself in Year 6. Which, sadly, doesn't go quite according to plan... Just for fun. R&R.

Saucy shorts about a new take on the Naruharem concept. Enjoy!

It's probably dumber than you think, so what have you got to lose? R&R, please.

Neji Hyuuga confronts Shino Aburame a week before the Chuunin Exams... One shot. Not Yaoi. Rated for serious themes.

There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...

What if Naruto had a twin sister? That is the subject of many fics. This oneshot examines a slightly different take on the concept. Read and review please!

If Naruto did have a Sharingan, that makes him family. And Sasuke takes care of his family... Much to Naruto's chagrin. Not your usual Bloodline!Naruto story. One shot, crackfic. Enjoy.

Turns out there's a very good reason Haku was made to think she was a boy: To keep the world safe from death by dehydration. Now she's free, there's only one ninja who can stop her... Fem!Haku, crackfic, one shot. Rated for naughty allusions but not a lemon.

What it says on the tin. Oneshot, crack fic. Enjoy!

Raditz comes to Earth to recruit his little brother for the surviving Saiyans. He runs into an unexpected complication: His mother Gine. AU based on MasakoX's DB What ifs? series.

Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.

A one shot for Penny's return in "The Greatest Kingdom". And a crossover to boot.

AU. After defeating Aizen, Ichigo decides he needs to find a job. Urahara and Yoruichi, unsurprisingly, have a suggestion or two...

Minato sent his son... Somewhere else, after sealing the Kyuubi inside him. Ten years later, Konoha gets him back. They probably weren't expecting all this, though... COMPLETED, UP FOR ADOPTION.

Reg Barclay saves the galaxy with a little thing from the 21st century... Add-On to "I, Borg".

The multiverse is now known to the general population of the Disney Kingdom. So the Disney Knights expand their ranks and go out to secure the multiverse. Among them? Some familiar faces...

In this universe, Pellaeon left a wife and son behind on Imperial Center, whom his political opponents target as soon as they can. To protect her son, the Lady Pellaeon has to reveal a secret she's kept since the Clone Wars... And will change the course of the Empire forever.

One unfortunate part of being part of a family with a mom and dad? Mom and Dad things. Rated just for adult implications, one shot, humor.

Set around Season 2. Ezra and Leia meet again, and have some fun being normal teenagers. Sabine gets to experience something normal, too: Jealousy.

Part of the "There Will Emerge a New Hope" Continuity. A tag for Season 3's "Legacy of Mandalore" that answers the question: Why didn't Sabine hug Ezra goodbye? Turns out? She didn't have to.

Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.

In which Bruce recounts a strange battle, Tony realizes he's known as the Hulk's sugar daddy, and Natasha laughs. A lot.

What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.

Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!

You want a crazy crossover? I'll give you a crazy crossover!

Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...

The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!

Computers and Magic mix to produce some interesting results... Which Hermione Granger discovers.

A one shot AU of DH. Ron doesn't reconnect with his friends until three months later. But how much of a difference will THAT make?

Steve, feeling a bit down after the Winter Soldier, gets cheered up by an old friend from WWII... One-shot.

AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.

Thor, Jane, and "hammers".

Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.

Shinji gets a slightly different guardian. A very possessive one. One-shot.

Pun definitely intentional...

A tag to "The Wedding of River Song" about Captain Carter's stylistic choices when it comes to regeneration...

An alternate take on Perfect Lionheart/Skysaber's infamous fic "My Gilded Life". See what you make of it.

Tony Stark tries his hand at matchmaking. Sort of Cap/Natasha.

During some downtime, the crew of the Normandy helps out with the latest Blasto film...

One shot. The Illusive Man's thought process behind making Dr. Eva Core's hookerbot body.

AU Post-Mass Effect 3, Shepard and Joker visit Tiptree.

Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.

Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.

A fix-fic for Star Trek: Insurrection with Sisko in the place of Picard.

In which Luffy again learns that hitting things does not solve all his problems. Rather, they multiply them... And him... And the rest of the crew...

This is what happens when you watch a DS9 episode and play through the Mass Effect games in the same week...

Because sometimes a Time Lord hiding out in another universe needs to stretch his legs... Oneshot

Keiko O'Brien has a solution to Kira and Miles' sexual tension. A silly AU of "Looking for par'mach in all the wrong places".

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...

Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.

Evangelion ideas, snippets, and other unfinished bits for your entertainment and perusal. Enjoy!

The end of Naruto-My way.

Fallen from grace, neither human nor Angel, the so-called Prince of Darkness makes his return to Earth at last. R&R please.

Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is not mine. I am not writing this for profit. Please enjoy.

A one shot for Infinite Time Loops on The Fanfiction Forums. Harry Kim gets his chance to set everything right...

We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...

Based on my Alternative Canon universe, trouble brews as the canon Naruto universe comes into contact with another, and crossover begins.

Bardock gets just a little bit more warning via timeloop for the destruction of the Saiyan Homeworld... And brings his friends along. AU, Oneshot, don't take it too seriously, Merry Christmas.

Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.

Snippets for an alternate take on the Naruto-verse.

A Naru-punch too far sends Keitaro crashing into the heart of the Chinese Amazon village, knocking out a certain purple-haired girl setting out on a journey of revenge. Inevitably, chaos and hilarity ensues.

As if the Kyuubi wasn't enough, Naruto Uzumaki gains a power that will change the fate of the universe and his life forever. Lucky him. Crossover with Kingdom Hearts, AU. Completely revised and rewritten.

In which Naruto Uzumaki discovers that curiosity isn't too lenient on foxes either. Crossover with Stargate: SG-1, among others. Rated for language, violence and innuendo.

A bit of One Piece crack, in the style of the Strawhat Theater television shorts. Enjoy.

What if Nagato had another jutsu left before he died? One to ensure that the Elemental Countries would never be the same again? One-shot, stream of consciousness. R&R please.

Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.

AU of the summer before DH. Ron and Luna investigate the possibility of using Muggle technology for the coming war with Voldemort-But how helpful could this "fertilizer bomb" thing really be? RL pairing, rated for language.

Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.

Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.

Love was not the only emotion that could easily be likened to a flame. Mikoto found this fascinating as well..." R&R

It's funny what you see in puddles during the rain. Sometimes it's a reflection, and other times, it's a warning. Sakura-centric one-shot.

REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.

Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten. Please R&R.

Jumper Twenty Two: Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Definitely not your average selfinsert fic... In that the bad SIs are killed by our heroes. C'mon... You know you're curious...

Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.

How much trouble could one little bat be? To Shinji Ikari, it allowed him to bring a fictional hero to life and change the fate of humanity. Way to go, doofus... Fusion with Batman.

The last few months of Naruto's three year training trip have unforeseen consequences, as the skills he gains from a mysterious sensei make him both powerful... And vulnerable. Not quite a parody of Super!Naruto stories, but in that general direction...

PostKH2. Naminé thought she and Kairi would reintegrate like Sora and Roxas, and that would be that. There's just one thing she didn't count on... SoraNaminé and KairiRiku pairings.

To Alice, Sora is her rescuer in more ways than one. Oneshot, SoraAlice Solice. R&R, it's my first KH fic.

Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.

Chapter Five: "Bathing is like the washing machine of life" -Misato Katsuragi

Itachi has come to Konoha for the purposes of showing just what Team 7 and Team Gai are to him: Second rate. Crack, oneshot songfic, no pairings.

Shorts stories about what the Narutoverse would be like if the Rookie Nine were the Rookie Twelve. Original characters, AU.Read and review please.

Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.

Two views from Shinji and Misato following the Fourteenth Angel attack. WAFF, ShinjiMisato if you squint. Mild language.

Various StargateEvangelion crossover drabbles. R&R!

Crossover with Final Fantasy VII. Daniel and Jack reflect on the wild year they've had on PLANET, and on a certain Ancient flower girl...

Post HBP. Issue 2: Air war against the Dementors. Inside the USUK conflicts over wizard legal rights. And a cure for lycanthropy...

Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!

HBP spoilers. Something to make the HH and RL shippers feel better...

The SG-1 crew, according to Chaucer's 'Canterbury Tales'. Chapter 1: Daniel

Harry mulls over past events, and his future... Post-OotP, Harry-angst. R&R

Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!

Pippin plays some prank calls on Legolas, Arwen, and Aragorn. Hints of Arwen/Legolas, Aragorn/Eowyn. Short, pointless, but ( I think) Funny! Enjoy!

My first attempt at a Harry Potter fic. Give me a little slack....