Stories by IllusoryCalm

In the twisting corridors of Hogwarts, a certain half-Kneazle takes matchmaking into his own paws, because clearly, the humans aren't up to the task. Armed with cunning, charm, and a distinct lack of subtlety, Crookshanks sets a trap that might just bring two stubborn hearts together. With an elusive ally shimmering just out of sight, this is no ordinary love story. Also on AO3

Hermione gestured at the parchments, her voice exasperated. "'She could barely fit both of her hands around it? Really? Utterly impractical! No sensible witch wants a cock of that size. And look at this one - apparently, you have a serpent-like appendage that can coil around me like a python. What do they think a regular penis looks like?"

Formerly know as "Lessons of Gratitude" It s all about the details. What, if you just change one, two small things and then explore what will happen? This fic is settled after the bred riot in ACOK. It follows the book, not the TV series, but there are some slight changes made. Also posted on AO3. I m not a native speaker and sorry about the errors you undoubtedly will find!