Stories by Marathon Zack 140.6

After borrowing Rick's credit card again and attending a fancy gala together, Hayley and Castle find themselves revealing their relationship to two different people with opposite reactions. Spoilers for Season 8. Romantic Castle x Hayley, not Beckett-friendly.

Thor gives Wanda a call to come help him with his sister problem and save Asgard, no tiara-wearing demons necessary. Romanogers come along with their girlfriend to help, and Valkyrie wouldn't miss the fight for all the alcohol in the world. [Steve x Nat x Wanda — Thor x Valkyrie romantic pairings]

Following the events of 'Doctor Strange: Into the Multiverse of Madness', Romanogers rescue Wanda from the rubble she buried herself under destroying the Darkhold temple/throne, and bring her back home. [Romantic F/F/M - Steve x Natasha x Wanda - Captain Spy Witch]

Steve, Nat, and Wanda take a tropical vacation. [Romantic F/F/M - Steve x Natasha x Wanda - Captain Spy Witch]

What if Harry had insisted Hermione stay in the tent with him before the 1st Task? Starts from GoF movie scene where Dumbledore notices Hermione in the tent before 1st Task - after that book based. H/Hr friendship into relationship - strong Harmony throughout. Majorly Expanded version of my similar title previous story. Ron/Molly bashing. Ch 1-24 4th year, 25-42 Summer before 5th

It's an anthropomorphic golden snitch — that's really all you need to know. A Golden Snitch's viewpoint of a quidditch match and being caught by Harry. Crack/Humor/Fun/Silliness, with minor side of Harmony.

Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic]

What really happened after the Diner. Light and fluffy and fun. Whouffaldi, but mostly background [i.e. the relationship isn't the focus]. Post–Hell Bent. Everyone lives, everyone keeps their memories.

How the Half-Blood Prince bathroom fight between Harry and Draco should have played out (ie. Harry stands up for himself after the duel with Draco). [2nd Amendment, Wizarding 2nd Amendment, Stand Your Ground, Castle Doctrine, Legal Use of Deadly Force, But no deaths.] Plus a bonus chapter just because I humored myself writing it. More details in the end note of Ch 1.

CRACK. 4th Year ridiculous crack rewrite w/ an unhealthy amount of smut. All the possible smuts. Seriously, heed the 'M' rating. It's M. Very, very M. And lastly, R, G, Mrs W, & Snape BASHING [Hermione x Harry, w/ some Fleur]

[Steve/Nat/Wanda - Captain Spy Witch] Steve and Wanda are on the run together after the events of Civil War. Nightmares start bringing them closer together, especially for Wanda, who is unaware that Steve and Nat are a couple. Unrelated to my 'Three is Better than Two' series — But the world needs more Captain Spy Witch stories.

A bushy-haired eleven year-old witch and her family move in next door to Harry during the summer before their first year at Hogwarts. [HARMONY, but it's 1st year, so it's not what would be considered romantic. Basic canon is assumed to start with. Ron/Molly/Ginny/Snape-bashing. Twins are cool.] Book 1 finished. On indefinite hiatus.

"Are you telling me Voldemort's going to jump out from behind a dustbin and do me in?" [Harry x Hermione] Short Silly Crack One-Shot

Sam calls Ruby up after looking into his mother's friends. Their meeting goes a little differently than in the show (S3E2). Blonde Ruby. Good Ruby. Lemons. [Sam x Ruby 1.0]

Steve/Nat/Wanda threesome story (aka. Captain Spy Witch). Following the events of AoU, Wanda finds herself with a crush on her new Captain, and Nat's more than happy to help her; even if that means Nat has to share her boyfriend. Follows the timeline of "An Unexpected Guest" and "Stress Relief", but can stand solo. 4th Chapter now up, short continuation/sequel.

Natasha is stressed and wants some relief, but the gym or gun range just aren't going to cut it this time. Thank goodness for Steve. A PG-13 sleeping-together story that ended up growing a plot and some feels by the end, and became a building relationship story. Can be read as a sequel to "An Unexpected Guest", but can also stand alone.

Sam/Ruby 1.0 (Blonde S3 Ruby) and Deckerstar are forced to team up for a case. This is how their initial meeting at the crime scene goes down. Pairings are not specifically romantic or not, could be read either way. Doesn't follow any time/plot lines from either show. [Lucifer x Chloe] [Sam x Ruby 1.0 (Blonde)] Upgraded to K for the presence of alcohol and one minor swear word.

Crookshanks' point of view of what happened in the Magical Menagerie the summer before third year. [To Crookshanks its H/Hr, even if H/Hr don't yet realize it themselves.]

My take on the GoF movie scene where Dumbledore notices Hermione in the champions tent with Harry before the First Task. After that it's a mix of movie and book, focusing on H/Hr relationship through the year. [H/Hr; HARMONY] [Weasley Bashing (except twins, they're cool)]

Steve discovers one of Nat's new emergency gun hiding places.

What happens immediately following the close of CA:WS. Or, Steve and Nat meet up again after Winter Soldier. Romanogers.

The further adventures of Luna's Bumblethorn. Follows "Late One Night", but you DON'T need to read that one first to understand this one. Very light implied Harmony; not intended to be Lunar Harmony, but you can read it that way if you like.

Harry and Hermione take a late night stroll. 6th year, no particular time, light Harmony.

Steve and Natasha play with Thor's hammer. Romanogers, but only briefly mentioned in passing at the end (and if you leave out the last sentence, you can pretend it's not Romanogers at all). Slight spoilers for one scene of AoU.