After a spoon of mashed potatoes gone awry, Sirius causes quite the commotion in the Great Hall during one eventful lunch where Lily and James team up to fight.
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.
Upon having a rat literally fall into their laps, Lily and Alice decide he needs to look a bit nicer. But whose rat could it be? And what chaos will he create?
In order to get James exactly what he wanted, his friends had to convince him he didnāt want it anymore. Could they pull off āThe Ultimate Prankā with the help of Lily by convincing James that he should stop chasing her?
They say that you have to face your fears in order to get over them. I found another way, and I prefer this one much more. My answer to my fears isnāt to face them, but to snog them.
āIt was love at first sight.ā āStar-crossed lovers.ā How come everyone else gets the romantic moments and I get the ones that happen when my brain and mouth arenāt functioning properly?
I donāt get it. If Iāve hated him for six years, how could I have possibly fallen for him? That doesnāt make sense. The six years should overpower the crazy dreams, right? Right!
Who responds to a random letter attached to their owl claiming someone has 4,012 things? Alice and I do. Really, Iāve got to stop listening to that girl. No good comes out of anything I do when she comes up with the ideas.
I really should stop listening to Alice. I mean, she only gets me into stupid situations. Like taking Arithmacy for example. Completely pointless. I canāt do it, and Iām constantly distracted by none other than James Potter. Brilliant.
James Potter toxins filled my bloody mind and I want them out. Out! But of course they wonāt get out so I had to resort to meditation and mashed potatoes, which, by the way, donāt help at all.
Weāve all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when heās really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.
I know what jealousy is. I could get a dictionary right now and show you the word. But knowing what it is isnāt anything like experiencing it. And who knew I would be jealous of something over James Potter?
History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.
Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.
Lily always knew she was rubbish at history, but there are many factors to add in to explain her grade. She takes all of them in during the exam and instead decides to go mad.
The mornings are never fun, getting up early and all that jazz. Not really my idea of a grand time. Staying up late and getting up early, however, is even more of a pain. It takes you through the stages of insanity and everyone is there to witness it.
It's quite strange seeing the boy you could possibly fancy in your crystal ball. I wasn't even looking for anything in particular, either, because I was actually staring at the wood. And here I thought Divination was a load of rubbish.
I lost it. I had the most comfortable slipper in the world, and I lost it. And of course, who finds it? None other than the Marauders. I know what you're thinking, what could they possibly do with a slipper? Stay open-minded.
Do you know how hard it is to go Valentines Day shopping for a stupid boy? I mean, what could they want? Should it be practical? Or cute? Witty? I don't know. I just wrote James a book.
Lily is miserable when she finds her owl, Captain, to be missing. But where does he end up? Of course on one very annoying Marauder to whom Captain has taken a liking to.
Being bad at Arithmacy is one thing. Being bad at it because you're bad with numbers is another. But being horrible at it because you got caught staring at James Potter when you should be taking a test really takes the cake.
I sunk down into the couch and looked up to the ceiling, hoping that it would open up and, for some reason, I would defy the force of gravity and float on out, happily and unembarrassed to land where there was always chocolate and never a bad hair day.
James puts Lily in a frenzy when he accidentally steals her favorite quill. She decides that the right thing to do would be to save said quill, and ventures to find it.
Yes, James Potter was indeed seduced by a pink sweater with pink, green, and rainbowed cotton balls on it. I never thought I would see the day. Neither did the entire Common Room.
Christmas morning Lily goes to open her presents. She discovers James wearing a very sexy pair of pajama pants, but just why are these pants the sexiest pants in the world?
Alice wants to kiss Frank, but doesn't have the guts to do it. Lily tries to humor her into snogging him senseless and winds up with mild concussions by pillow.
Distractions always got to Lily. They come in all shapes and colors. This one came in the shape of the shirt and the color of a fruit. It didn't help that it was covering up a very distracting boy.
Late night essays and letters from family bring two opposites together, not romantically, but together enough to realize that they have something in common and that peace can be created with just a little bit of latenight talking.
Just a day out of Hogwarts, Katie gets a job working for Fred and George Weasley at their joke shop and her sister gets her tickets to her Quidditch match. Katie always thought that Hogwarts held the drama, but she was going to have one helluva summer.
Leanne convinces Katie to try out for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team in her second year. Katie listens and becomes surrounded by Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers.
It's the summer after Katie's fifth year at Hogwarts and her parents take her to a Welcome Home breakfast. And who does she run into? None other than Oliver Wood, the Quidditch star who she had a past with.
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