Stories by siriusly klutzy

Perfectly Poised by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

After a spoon of mashed potatoes gone awry, Sirius causes quite the commotion in the Great Hall during one eventful lunch where Lily and James team up to fight.

A Stag in the Wandlight by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.

Saving Peter by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Upon having a rat literally fall into their laps, Lily and Alice decide he needs to look a bit nicer. But whose rat could it be? And what chaos will he create?

All Because of Betty by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

In order to get James exactly what he wanted, his friends had to convince him he didn’t want it anymore. Could they pull off ā€˜The Ultimate Prank’ with the help of Lily by convincing James that he should stop chasing her?

James Through The Ages by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily has always had impressive eyes, and James knew this from day one. A new reaction from James four different times he’s mesmerized by her eyes.

Serenading Father Christmas by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

They say that you have to face your fears in order to get over them. I found another way, and I prefer this one much more. My answer to my fears isn’t to face them, but to snog them.

Love at First 'Fwah' by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

ā€œIt was love at first sight.ā€ ā€œStar-crossed lovers.ā€ How come everyone else gets the romantic moments and I get the ones that happen when my brain and mouth aren’t functioning properly?

What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?

Logic Doesn't Make Love by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

I don’t get it. If I’ve hated him for six years, how could I have possibly fallen for him? That doesn’t make sense. The six years should overpower the crazy dreams, right? Right!

4,012 Items of Insanity by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Who responds to a random letter attached to their owl claiming someone has 4,012 things? Alice and I do. Really, I’ve got to stop listening to that girl. No good comes out of anything I do when she comes up with the ideas.

The Disappearing Confession by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

How could we lose that note? It’s just gone, simply vanished, where anyone could read it and figure out that I, Lily Evans, fancy James Potter.

Blame Alice by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

I really should stop listening to Alice. I mean, she only gets me into stupid situations. Like taking Arithmacy for example. Completely pointless. I can’t do it, and I’m constantly distracted by none other than James Potter. Brilliant.

The Challenges of Parenthood by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily and James become a bit too paranoid when they notice Harry doing something odd. Or, really, was it that odd?

And Then My Child Exploded by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Faced with the problem of an extremely full diaper, Sirius and James are forced to clean up an excruciatingly stinky Harry.

Whoever Said Meditation Was Soothing Was Wrong by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

James Potter toxins filled my bloody mind and I want them out. Out! But of course they won’t get out so I had to resort to meditation and mashed potatoes, which, by the way, don’t help at all.

Mistakes of a Married Woman by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

James wants to cook Lily a special dinner, but what happens when Lily realizes that, even with magic on his side, James is the worst cook in history?

Down the Loo by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

We’ve all had our fair share of awkward situations, but I have reason to believe that being stuck in the same bathroom as James Potter when he’s really got to- you know- urinate, really takes the cake.

What's the Address to Siberia? by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

I know what jealousy is. I could get a dictionary right now and show you the word. But knowing what it is isn’t anything like experiencing it. And who knew I would be jealous of something over James Potter?

The Flicking of NotReally Aerodynamic Objects by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.

Royally Observant by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily is an obvious distraction to James. After a while, though, he runs out of the obvious and starts to see the not so obvious things about her. Such as her royal purple nail polish.

How I Failed My History of Magic Exam by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily always knew she was rubbish at history, but there are many factors to add in to explain her grade. She takes all of them in during the exam and instead decides to go mad.

Sweaty Palms by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily doesn't understand how people could fall in love at such a young age, until of course it happens to her.

You Did WHAT to my Knickers? by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

After an unfortunate experience with dungbombs and Lily's knicker drawer, James tries to find a way out explaining to his wife exactly what happened.

Under the Influence by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily's mojo had always been being able to resist James Potter's charm. So what happens when she loses it?

Sleep is a Necessity by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

The mornings are never fun, getting up early and all that jazz. Not really my idea of a grand time. Staying up late and getting up early, however, is even more of a pain. It takes you through the stages of insanity and everyone is there to witness it.

Window to My Stomach by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's quite strange seeing the boy you could possibly fancy in your crystal ball. I wasn't even looking for anything in particular, either, because I was actually staring at the wood. And here I thought Divination was a load of rubbish.

The Lost Slipper by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

I lost it. I had the most comfortable slipper in the world, and I lost it. And of course, who finds it? None other than the Marauders. I know what you're thinking, what could they possibly do with a slipper? Stay open-minded.

P as in Potter by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

I forgot to do my homework. That's all it took was one missed homework assignment and I'd landed myself a date with Potter.

What You Like About Me by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Do you know how hard it is to go Valentines Day shopping for a stupid boy? I mean, what could they want? Should it be practical? Or cute? Witty? I don't know. I just wrote James a book.

Snitch Kisses by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Did you ever have James Potter's little golden ball hit you in the eye? No? Huh, it's not as fun of an experience as one might think.

What a Hoot by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily is miserable when she finds her owl, Captain, to be missing. But where does he end up? Of course on one very annoying Marauder to whom Captain has taken a liking to.

Sexy Black Hair and Other Things I Can't Help but by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Being bad at Arithmacy is one thing. Being bad at it because you're bad with numbers is another. But being horrible at it because you got caught staring at James Potter when you should be taking a test really takes the cake.

To the Left of the Drapery by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

I sunk down into the couch and looked up to the ceiling, hoping that it would open up and, for some reason, I would defy the force of gravity and float on out, happily and unembarrassed to land where there was always chocolate and never a bad hair day.

The Rat Takes the Cheese by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Who was Lily to think that everything would be hunky dory this year, even if James hadn't pestered her in a whole day?

No Such Thing as Blotting by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

James puts Lily in a frenzy when he accidentally steals her favorite quill. She decides that the right thing to do would be to save said quill, and ventures to find it.

Monsters From the Closet of Hideous Rejected Yarn by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Yes, James Potter was indeed seduced by a pink sweater with pink, green, and rainbowed cotton balls on it. I never thought I would see the day. Neither did the entire Common Room.

Ancient History by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

James has trouble getting Remus's Ancient Runes book when he finds Lily asleep on it.

Snitch On Your Thigh by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Christmas morning Lily goes to open her presents. She discovers James wearing a very sexy pair of pajama pants, but just why are these pants the sexiest pants in the world?

Fish Lips by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Alice wants to kiss Frank, but doesn't have the guts to do it. Lily tries to humor her into snogging him senseless and winds up with mild concussions by pillow.

Orange Of My Eye by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Distractions always got to Lily. They come in all shapes and colors. This one came in the shape of the shirt and the color of a fruit. It didn't help that it was covering up a very distracting boy.

Good Taste by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

James decides to tell Lily something in more words than it takes but that proves to be harder than anticipated, especially with nice bums around.

Flying Apples by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily becomes entranced in a game of catch that James and Sirius are playing, which leads to interesting results.

Lungs Like His Mother by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily needs a night off, so she leaves Sirius and James to watch Harry.

Round Pink Explosions by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily has interesting experiences involving bubble gum.

Threatening a Wall by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius is bored waiting for James to come home from work one day. The only solution is to poke the pregnant Lily.

Playing the Bongos by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

With only a few days left before Christmas, the Marauders are filled with holiday spirit.

Black Holes of Strawberry by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily complains to Alice about James Potter's messy black hair.

Fizzy Magic by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

James and Sirius discover the magic of caffeine.

Reasoning Behind Madness by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

James Potter only has one pink sock and this is why.

The Tales of a Best Man by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

At James and Lily's wedding reception, Sirius gives his best man speech.

Maybe It Wasn't At First Sight by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

On one mismatched day, Lily realizes something on her way to Arithmacy.

Wars of Blue and Gold by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily gets caught in the middle of a 'war' that Sirius and James are having.

Distracting Disctractions by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius gets his first kiss.

Not On My Watch by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.

Rainy Mondays by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Alice needs to get up the courage to talk to Frank.

Like What You See by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Instead of writing her essay, Lily Evans gets caught up in staring at James Potters backside.

Purple Sandwiches in the Rain by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily has an addiction to her Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and everyone wants to eat them.

A Bird of Distractions by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

James and Lily have a short argument while sitting by the lake. R&R

Something to Share by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Late night essays and letters from family bring two opposites together, not romantically, but together enough to realize that they have something in common and that peace can be created with just a little bit of latenight talking.

It's All About The Chase by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just a day out of Hogwarts, Katie gets a job working for Fred and George Weasley at their joke shop and her sister gets her tickets to her Quidditch match. Katie always thought that Hogwarts held the drama, but she was going to have one helluva summer.

Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Leanne convinces Katie to try out for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team in her second year. Katie listens and becomes surrounded by Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers.

A Second Beginning by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's the summer after Katie's fifth year at Hogwarts and her parents take her to a Welcome Home breakfast. And who does she run into? None other than Oliver Wood, the Quidditch star who she had a past with.

Imbroglio by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Sirius makes James a bet he can't refuse James will do anything to win, breaking hearts along the way. This is the story of mistakes, pranks, and pure insanity. Read and Review!

The Church Bells Echo Through The Wood by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

KBOW It's Katie's wedding day and pretty much everything that could go wrong, does go wrong. Is it supersticion or just pure bad luck? Oneshot. R&R.

Why Jo Should Give Us A Hummer by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

The very random life of Ron, Hermione, and their kids.

The Crazy Life of Katie Bell by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Once upon a time there was a girl named Katie Bell. She had many imperfections, like the fact that she was a klutz. Her best friends are pranksters, her quidditch captain works them to the bone, and why oh why is she horrible at potions? Her life is far f

A Time and A Place by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Being a teenager now, Ginny will be facing many things that everyone has to go through. Overprotective brothers, crushes, the occasional Quidditch match, and of course, school. Join her and her way through her third year at Hogwarts.

Acid Pops by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Have you ever wondered what happened when Fred and George gave Ron that acid pop? Why Ron actually took it? One Shot

Christmas Eve Duels by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry has detention on Christmas Eve. Hermione is trying to get Ron to study. Ron's... well Ron. Short little oneshot. Happy Holidays!

Broccoli by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

KBOW It's what happens when you look up at the clouds to see broccoli. Oneshot. Hope you like it!

Wizards Chess by siriusly klutzy Stale Result (Last seen: )

What happens when Harry and Ginny think the Hermione has killed Ron over some silly argument? They run around like chickens with their heads caught off of course! There is no real death So read and find out!