Stories by eikothewerewolf

Sephiroth the Cheese God by eikothewerewolf

Comedy, Sephiroth tries to take over the world, by becoming the cheese god
Final Fantasy VII - Complete - K+ - Humor - Sephiroth - 11,668 words - 12 chapters - 8 reviews - 2 favorites - 2 follows

Merry and Pippin by eikothewerewolf

A short Poem about the two hobbits. Not sure what I was going for here.
Lord of the Rings - Complete - K - - - 129 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

Song of the Shore by eikothewerewolf

A small poem about elves. Leaving for the sea.
Lord of the Rings - Complete - K+ - Poetry - - 120 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

The House elves song by eikothewerewolf

A short Poem created by house elves. Not as silly as my other one.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Poetry - - 131 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 1 favorites - 1 follows

A New Weapon by eikothewerewolf

This is a stupid little humour story based on the Marauders. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - - 930 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

House Elves: A Parody by eikothewerewolf

Poem. To be sung to the tune of Hi Ho from Snow White. Its about house elves
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Poetry/Humor - - 159 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

Gollums Song by eikothewerewolf

Poem. A silly Poem based on Gollum....singing...
Lord of the Rings - Complete - K+ - Poetry/Humor - - 114 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

Night of the Phoenix by eikothewerewolf

When a virus hits Hogwarts a lot of students are hit with life threating illness. The only cure is Phoenix tears. But Fawkes has gone missing. and guess who has to track him down
Harry Potter - In-Progress - K+ - Adventure/Fantasy - Harry P., Draco M. - 6,414 words - 7 chapters - 8 reviews - 7 favorites - 7 follows

Christmas at Hogwarts by eikothewerewolf

a cheesy HP poem! based around christmas!
Harry Potter - Complete - K - - - 192 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

Rider in Pink by eikothewerewolf

a comedy spoof about the REAL reason one of the riders is after Frodo! poem.
Lord of the Rings - Complete - K+ - Poetry/Humor - - 118 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

The Armadillo March by eikothewerewolf

an experiment of Fred and Georges goes wrong. the result: large amounts of armadillos around Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor/Poetry - - 222 words - 1 chapter - 7 reviews - 1 favorites - 1 follows

Quidditch by eikothewerewolf

a short poem about quidditch. enjoy!
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Poetry - - 117 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

Weasley Wizarding Wheezes by eikothewerewolf

Hermione Tests Fred and Georges 30 minute daydreams. Some light traces of Yaoi. very strange. a very short short story!
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Hermione G. - 748 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

Rons Driving Test by eikothewerewolf

Ron has to pass a driving test to aquire a licence to drive the flying Ford Anglia
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor - Ron W. - 2,703 words - 3 chapters - 7 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

Santa comes to Shinra by eikothewerewolf

A cheesy seasonal poem. the title says it all really.
Final Fantasy VII - Complete - K - Poetry - - 99 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

The Riders Visit by eikothewerewolf

A strange, incredibly incorrect retelling of the riders visiting the prancing pony... Poem.
Lord of the Rings - Complete - K - Poetry/Humor - - 131 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

The Journey Starts by eikothewerewolf

LotR poem. a comedy. its about the hobbits starting out on their quest and makes little or no sense.
Lord of the Rings - Complete - K - Poetry/Humor - - 116 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

The Case of the Eggs by eikothewerewolf

An HP poem. about moaning myrtle cooking eggs. rather crazy.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Poetry/Humor - - 129 words - 1 chapter - 5 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

Dedicated to Aeris by eikothewerewolf

A sad poem dedicated to Aeris. Warning: FF7 spoilers
Final Fantasy VII - Complete - K - Poetry/Tragedy - - 95 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 3 favorites - 0 follows

The Month of May by eikothewerewolf

A strange LotR poem. It makes absolutely no sense
Lord of the Rings - Complete - K - Poetry/Humor - - 175 words - 1 chapter - 6 reviews - 1 favorites - 0 follows

Chicken Races by eikothewerewolf

Malfoy and friends behead some chickens to see which one runs around longest. kind of twisted Short Story.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Draco M. - 916 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

Jewellery by eikothewerewolf

Harry, Hermione and Ron start a conversation about turning dead relatives into stones. Short Story
Harry Potter - Complete - T - - - 1,100 words - 1 chapter - 2 reviews - 2 favorites - 0 follows

A Sinister Message by eikothewerewolf

Harry Potter is back at Hogwarts, and someone is leaving messages for him. Is it some kind of twisted joke, or is someone really out to get him?
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Suspense/Parody - - 4,454 words - 8 chapters - 8 reviews - 0 favorites - 0 follows

Owl Post by eikothewerewolf

The entire school suddenly starts recieving strange gifts from the owl post. the question is, whos sending them? A short humour story
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Humor/Parody - - 1,651 words - 1 chapter - 1 reviews - 2 favorites - 0 follows