Stories by TheOnePotatoToRuleThemAll

Stuck in a time loop on the day of the big game against Slytherin, Harry Potter must find out what is causing Gryffindor team to lose over and over again... and while he's at it, why not take the opportunity to get into the pants of the sexiest chaser on the team? Thankfully he has plenty of resets to enjoy it.
It's amazing just how trauma will affect your soul. How it will destroy your psyche. nobody knows this better than The Boy Who Lived, and The Girl Destined To Die. Well, since there's not much left of their souls anyways, might as well start killing. This is a very dark, very gorey, Harry / Astoria where they become serial killers. You have been warned. NOT A SONG FIC.
Harry has always known he was the only sentient life in the simulation. too bad the latest update to the operating system completely broke all game mechanics relating to consequences to his actions. Free-use, public sex, casual encounters, Harry is going to completely abuse his newfound power while desperately ignoring the existential dread of being the only real human alive.

The Encounter by TheOnePotatoToRuleThemAll Stale Result (Last seen: )

There's nothing more relaxing than a family camping vacation. Halloween story for Dorothea Greengrass! Thank you for giving me the inspiration to write this! Go check out her story, Monster Attack!

Thank Merlin for Quidditch by TheOnePotatoToRuleThemAll Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dating your best friend's sister is never going to be easy. Especially because Parvati has no idea that Lavender and Padma have been dating for years. Lavender and Padma use the castle's obsession with Quidditch to get a little free time of their own.

The Death of Sally Smith by TheOnePotatoToRuleThemAll Stale Result (Last seen: )

Years after the Battle of Hogwarts, a changed Harry Potter takes on a case to investigate the murder of a classmate, only to fall into the crosshairs of a hellish conspiracy too strange to comprehend.

How to Train Your First Years by TheOnePotatoToRuleThemAll Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dumbledore's idea was simple: Why not randomly select a third year and first year student, pair them together in a mentor/trainee setting, promote interhouse unity, and ease the stress and nervousness of first-year students. This was a very big mistake

Number Six Privet Drive by TheOnePotatoToRuleThemAll Stale Result (Last seen: )

The summer before her fifth year at Hogwarts, Daphne Greengrass spent nearly every day near her window reading in her new favorite chair, drinking a muggle beverage made from lemons and sugar, and watching her shirtless neighbor do yard work in the sweltering summer heat. Life was truly good at #6 Privet Drive.

All Because I Crashed My Jet Copter by TheOnePotatoToRuleThemAll Stale Result (Last seen: )

Last Week, if you were to tell Videl that her entire world would be turned upside down because of a copter crash with a short man with a large ego and even larger hair, she would have a question your sanity. However, now she has bigger questions. "So if you're the Delivery Boy, does where ever you work to have a student discount?" Or: Videl has a DragonBall hunt. Under Rewrite.

Legend of Zelda: Knight of The Forest by TheOnePotatoToRuleThemAll Stale Result (Last seen: )

Many thousands of years have passed since The Hero of Time defeated Ganon once and for all, and lived out his days in peace until he died. But was never reincarnated again unlike his wife, Zelda. Time has passed and in the year 2017, a new Zelda heads into the ancient Kokiri Forest to chase down a story from long ago, of an ancient Hylian warrior's spirit who protects the woods.
While in HFIL, Cell has plenty of time or prepare for his revenge. Unfortunately, he managed to find a few snags in his plan. Oneshot! WINNER of the GhVi Month 6.0 Challenge. Check out the GhVi Lovers Forum!