Stories by Lady Ylla

Prickly Business by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

She's a Wound Maven. She knew exactly how to knit nerves back together. How to connect them to tissue, how to heal skin and muscle, regenerate and grow organs and bones, how to treat and replace blood. She'd put up with and handled a lot in her 14 years as a Healer. But she did not know how to handle Ron Weasley kissing her. A hurt/comfort steamy love story with a dab of adventure.

Spellthief by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

The day magic left the world Neville Longbottom fell in love twice. First with the spellthief who drove him insane for years. And second with the little wolf who would become his daughter. Crime, torture, true love, and a slow burn to smut. **Hiatus while I finish up this fic, once it's all written it will be updated regularly*

Mushroom Punches IV: A Bride with No Morels by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Invites? Check. Cake? Check. Champagne fountain? Check. Dress? Check. Getting super drunk at her bachelorette party and accidentally dismembering her future husband's goodies? Uh... unfortunately... check. Fluffy and sassy one shot in the Mushroom Punches series that can absolutely be read alone! Enjoy!

2 Horny Ghosts and the Seduction of Pansy Parkinson by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Jam is King. Why don't cultists understand that? A story of romance, adventure, true love, and... yep you got it... JAM. Rated M for language, sex, violence, and 2 very horny ghosts.

Mushroom Punches III: Truffle is my Middle Name by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Friends? Louder than ever. Job? Possibly gone. Cream cheese? Still her favorite. Her boyfriend? ... possibly her fiancé unless she keeps acting like a dud. A fluffy, smutty one shot in the Mushroom Punches saga. Rated M for excessive use of the word 'Fuck' and sex.

The Halycon Heart by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Susan is walking on sunshine lately, but Pansy can't shake the rain cloud hanging over her head with every step. Doesn't mean they aren't the best of friends, through thick and thin and psychic intervention. A short story about a crazy seer, a wayward pregnancy, angry husbands, and whole lot of caramel. Rated M for sex.

Mushroom Punches II:Revenge of the Portabella by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Boss? Pretty great. Roommates? Still loud. Job? Perfect. Her boyfriend? Amazing... except for when he acts like a dud. A fluffy one shot sequel to the first Mushroom Punches. Rated M for language and sex.

Mushroom Punches by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Boss? Sucks. Roommates? Loud. Job? Boring. Refrigerator? Empty. Her office mate? A dud. But she kinda liked it when he laughed. A fluffy one-shot. Rated M for language.

Inked and Confused by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ink makes sense. She can't say the same for anything else though. Rated M for sex and language.

The Shadow's Heart by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Pansy's back to help Harry solve the case of a strange bloodstained letter, but her psychic abilities aren't behaving. A one-shot about helping lost souls and maybe learning about her own in the process. Rated M for dark themes and mature language.

A Bleeding Heart by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

A Companion piece to my story "A Riven Heart", but can be read alone. Frantic days are the norm for Susan Bones, witch and top Healer at St. Mungo's. She runs her own team, she owns her own apartment, she has everything figured out on the surface… but she's still a woman with needs. A story about Ron Weasley and Susan Bones and loneliness. Rated M for language and sex.

The Cold Heart by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

'Sometimes life could be strange when married to a psychic. But also so absolutely wonderful.' A one-shot about soulmates and the hunt for a killer.

Verbena and Lemongrass by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

15 years after Pansy Parkinson fled the only life she ever knew, she is forced to return and forget about her peaceful Muggle life. With responsibilities and a new Potion shop to tend to, running into Neville Longbottom hadn't occurred in her realm of possibilities. Finding out he owns the Herb shop across from her new place of work? Impossible. Fun and Fluffy and smutty!

The Healer and The Lawyer by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

He's desperate and she's clumsy. A story about a potion spill and the chaos that follows. One week later and things could never be the same between The Healer and The Lawyer... or could they? An angsty and weird Dramione with a happy ending and some lemons to enjoy! Rated M for said lemons! Read and Enjoy!

A Riven Heart by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's been eight years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Voldemort is missing. Neville is still working with Harry as an Auror and coming out of a terrible marriage, Pansy just wants to get her Potion Master's title and avoid her crazy mother Denise. Lots of Sex and Angst.

Riven by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Eight years ago, Voldemort was weakened yet again at the Battle of Hogwart's, but not destroyed. Harry is still on the hunt for one last Horcrux, but has no clues to go on, but a blind date between Neville Longbottom and Pansy Parkinson might just be what he needs. Mostly from Neville/Pansy's POV. EWE. It's a slow start, but lots of fluffy, angst, and drama to enjoy. :)

Druidess Part II: Don't Touch My STICK! by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can be read without the first! Hermione's life took a drastic turn, but was it for better or worse? Now there are new and forgotten people in her life, she has a new job, and a 400 year old druid is living in her head.Draco/Hermione Ron/Pansy Harry/Ginny

Fruit is Universal by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Forever, it's not enough. A sexy one-shot, smut filled and incredibly fluffy.

Pregnant With Malfoy? by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry started making incoherent sounds. Ginny pregnant? With Malfoy's child? What was happening! An April Fool's one shot.

Do You Have Time To Tango? by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco and Hermione are seeing each other and they are putting a whole new definition to the word relationship. They spend weeks trying to "murder" one another before finding out they each lead a double life. A story of romance, horror, humor, and larceny!

Fortune Teller by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

I have no idea why Theo and I walked into that shop. Looking back, I'm so glad we did.

Druidess by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

A story about how breaking up with Harry Potter can change your life for the better. Hermione's life is hectic, and it only seems to be getting worse with each passing day. But things will get better. Right? Dramione.

All The Things That Make You Go AHHH! by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

The little moments of life that make your jaw drop. All funny, romantic, strange, and mind-blowingly stupid! D

Crush, Infatuation, Terrible Idea by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is the story of Hermione Granger's love life. In just one short year, Hermione shatters a heart, alters a friendship completely, and finds the love of her existance in someone unexpected. Who does she end up with? Read and find out! :D

The Days of The New by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Short Stories and one shots about the war, love, and truth based off poems done by a wonderful friend of mine. Ratings range. Genres range.

Who wants to Cyber? by Lady Ylla Stale Result (Last seen: )

Summary: Draco, Ginny, Hermione, Harry, Ron and Mrs. Weasley all in the same chatroom. The guys are fighting over who to cyber with and no one knows who is who!