Stories by Achille Talon

Brought to you by the questionable genius of machine learning, it's the exciting sequel to "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"! Botnik Studios is not responsible for any faces eaten by Harry Potter with hot sauce, headmaster hair scooting next to you at breakfast, or ribs fractured in hysterical laughter. Weekly updates.

Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS

In the year 1991 A.D., an emergency temporal shift landed Dalek Unit E-K-79 on a planet full of disgusting inferiors waving sticks about as though they were blasters. The mysterious disappearance of a nosy Hogwarts student turns out to be the first blow in what will come to be known as the Dalek Invasion of Hogwarts… as narrated here by the interested party Herself!

Thanks to the love of a mother, the part of Voldemort inside Harry's scar gets a second chance. Sent back to life and back to Earth with a mission to bring down his other self, can he resist the temptation to go back to his old ways? ON HIATUS

The Dementors of Azkaban are soul-sucking monsters, but only becaused their own parents raised them that way. A young Dementor grows up alone in an abandoned wizarding castle, and when he faces the outside world's Dementors and the wizards' opinion of them, it comes as quite a shock. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

AU diverging at Harry and Voldemort's confrontation in front of the Mirror of Erised (details in preface). What if Voldemort was not, actually, as evil as the (vague) stories told to Harry up to that point make him out to be? ABANDONED

Single point of divergence, one-shot. The Death Eaters succeed in getting the Prophecy to Voldemort, and this rather changes matters. Lord Voldemort wants to kill Harry Potter, yes, but he won't be the toy of Fate.