Stories by The Creatress

Holly the Waitress by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Holly is undercover as a waitress, and Artemis shows up simply to make a bad day even worse. ... Okay, fine, I'll call it what it is - PWP.

A Manifestation of Guilt by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

TBR Contest Entry. Artemis awakes with no memory of Orion, so Holly tells him about the alter personality. A discussion ensues, in which Artemis makes a few things very clear...

Artemis Fowl and the Overlords List by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Holly, am I a bad evil genius?" "...?" "I haven't exactly followed the Overlords' List." "...The Overlords List?" "It's a list of rules that someone who holds my... position, let's say... in the general order of things should abide by." "...Like?"

Persephone's Crown by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.

Artemis, To The Power Of 8 by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Holly makes the mistake of telling Artemis about a dream she had. Now, look at the rating and guess what the title is refering to...

Holly At Hogwarts by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

During highschool, Holly is sent on a student exchange program to Hogwarts. Freed elves, rampant serpents, a stolen diary and just her mere presence soon amounts to a very painful headache for the young wizard named Tom Riddle.

Like a Lollipop by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.

Reasons Why Hartemis Should Never Be Together by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Edited to be more clear. Why Artemis and Holly shouldn't be together... Oh my Fowl, has the Creatress jumped ship? Hell, NO! Humour/Parody/SATIRE! A/H Second chapter up, explaining how their kids would turn out...

Riddle Me This by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Humour/mystery. Calling all Fowl fans! Holly's been kidnapped, and YOU, the readers, need to figure out who did it... Do you think you can solve this mystery?

Hunt and Catch by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Short two-shot. Humour/romance. Holly is running from Artemis, trying to keep something safe from him. Will she escape? Or will he capture her, as he always does?

The Haunting by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

One-shot. Set after TEC. Artemis has been dreaming about a hazel-eyed, redheaded girl. On a visit to England, Artemis runs into another spirited redhead who reminds him of her... Artemis/Holly, Artemis/Ginny. AF/HP Crossover

Watching Yourself by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

A/H one-shot. Artemis walks in on something rather unexpected. Short, humourous, and romantic with a bit of fluff for garnish. Rated M to play it safe.

One and Only by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Artemis/Holly. Ten Song Shuffle Challenge. Various aspects of Artemis and Holly's relationship in ten songs.

Circles by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

COMPLETE! During her first year, Ginny did something, and it's been haunting her for the past six years. She has something of Voldemort's, something that Hermione has helped her hide, but what happens when Voldemort comes back to claim what is his?

Charlotte's Trip by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

A girl appears at the school. Her name is Charlotte Snape and she's from the future. She has no idea how or why she managed to travel through time, so while they figure out how to send her back, she'll stay and be a student like Mum and be taught by Dad.

Double the Fun by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Post TTP. Artemis and Holly try to mend their damaged relationship and restore their trust for one another while facing a dangerous new alliance: Minerva and Opal Koboi are working together. Rating may go up for adult themes and violence in later chapters

La Isla Bonita by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus Snape, Lex Luthor, Jack Sparrow and Gregory House are all stuck on a desert island. ... What? That's it. What more do you need? ... Read and laugh and review...

Scars by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Short one-shot. Romantic, angsty and fluffy. Late one night, Artemis and Holly count each other's scars.

Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Very short one-shot. Humour/humour. Post TTP. Artemis invites Holly to the manor for a game of chess and soon finds it hard to concentrate. Needless to say, his elf-kissing days are far from over...

Blame Minerva by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

A parody of Blame Canada, but about Minerva...

Of Juniper and Holly by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny, while reading a book series that reminds her of her past with a dark haired and blue eyed genius, ponders on the relationship between two of the characters...

The Master's Queen by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

It is found that Hermione is related to Voldemort and she is sent to his court to spy. Severus looks after her, but what happens when his mistress grows to love him? Voldemort won’t be happy about this. He's already promised his niece to his ally, Fenrir.

How to Lose a Lord In 10 Months by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

What Tom and Ginny REALLY talked about...

Her Ladyship by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny brings back the Dark Lord from his diary. Tom has to show his appreciation somehow, so when he decides to take over the world, Ginny's along for the ride. He can't fail this time. Because behind every 'successful' Dark Lord, there is a Dark Lady.

The Boleyn Family Values by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Anti-HG, Anti-Molly. Molly taught Ginny at a young age of her sole purpose in life: Seduce Harry Potter. It's Ginny's first year and she's started her task. She won't fail. She has many problems, but nothing, not even death, can divert her from her goal..

The Chest Monster by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's Harry's feelings for Ginny! No, it's Voldemort! No, it's the CHEST MONSTER! Who the Chest Monster REALLY is...

The Regina by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Tom Riddle is a lonely, but focussed first year who finds a mysterious diary in his trunk. It talks to him. Her name is Ginevra. As he grows closer to her, things start happening. Threats, attacks, murders... And Tom can't remember where he was last night

1 Ginevra 1 Tom 2 Voldemorts 3 Dark Lords by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Tom has two of his horcruxes at Riddle Manor as guests. They need to do an activity together and bond. Tom decides to ask the Dark Lady to help keep them entertained. Can anyone guess where this is going? Ginny/Tom/Two Horcruxes.

The Christmas Present by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape's been forced to play Santa, who must grant the wish of everyone who sits on his lap. So what will he do when Hermione makes her Christmas wish? All she wants a date.

Four Smart People by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

HPHouse Crossover.SSHG,Hameron. Prof. Snape and Healer Granger are feuding. Dr. House and Dr. Cameron are feuding. For March Break, Snape visits his friend, House and Granger visits her cousin, Cameron. WW3 breaks out at the PPTH.

Hameron Lite by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

A Christmas fic with a bit of fluff. Hameron. Early one morning, House secretly watches Thirteen and compares her to Cameron.

Reality Kisses Like You by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

An accident gives Severus amnesia. He's trying to adjust to his life on the Light Side, but Death Eaters convince him he's spying for them. Severus is relapsing between good and evil...Problem: He'd woken up to find himself married to a certain muggleborn

Hermione and Eileen by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

NonHBP compliant.After year 6, Mione wakes up one morning to Eileen's ghost. Snape's in danger and the two women must work together in order to save him from a sinister evil.Prob: They don't get along... What mother in law & daughter in law pair ever did?

Secrets, Snakes and Swords: Chamber Symbology by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

HPGW fans: The Chamber of Secrets is symbolic of Ginny's uterus. Harry went in with the sword, a phallic symbol. Therefore, they're the perfect match. This essay analyzes and rebutes this theory. The symbolism says even TMRGW is more canon than HPGW.

The Substitute by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

During PoA, Snape taught DADA for a while...as if he would teach two subjects as once. HA! So, Dumbledore's arranged a sub...who Mione once crushed on...can you say Lockheart? Jealous Snape, confused Mione, Lockheartbashing galore!

Irritable Male Syndrome by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Mione thinks she's found out why her husband's such a jerk: IMS. Sev doesn't want to go into therapy. Because of everything he's done for her, Mione doesn't want to force him. But will Sev take advantage of the situation? An evil Sev that we all love...:D

Some Things Never Change Ever by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Some questions from Remus leave Severus and Hermione in an embarassing but humourous situation. Can you say 'detention fantasies' Why are they so attracted to eachother anyway? Falling fluff, but the characters are not OOC! SSHG

A Mix So Simple by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus Snape, the greatest Potions Master known to Hogwarts, can't get get one of the most simplest concoctions right...My first SSHG, everybody!...seriously, this idea came to me over dinner...R&R!

Love and Pain by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

The title's stupid. I just thought of it. It's a romance. Draco gets stabbed by a hippogriff called Night. Who refuses to leave him and stays with him all night long? I won't tell you, I'll give you a hint. It's a DP! Note: This fic was supposed to to b

Scratched! by The Creatress Stale Result (Last seen: )

Stupid title! Pansy decides to complain to me about Draco getting scratched by Buckbeak.