Stories by A Dwimor

Dumbledore keeps his own counsel, The Dark Lord is reclaiming his mind, and a rabid dog does not recognize the hands of it's masters. A sort of Severus mentors Harry fic. No fluff. No slash. Grey leaning Harry, logical Harry, Grey Severus Snape.

It is a golden era of prosperity. Voldemort is dead, everyone else is alive, and Lily discovers she has a criminal record.

Harry and Severus Snape are forced into a truce when their world goes to hell in a handbasket. Innocent bystanders beware. No slash.

Sherlock Holmes and Mary Russell meet in twenty first century Dartmoor. So it begins.

When no one "normal" is available to babysit Harry for the entire summer, Petunia decides to look up one of the freaks. She settles on the one she knows the best: Severus Snape.

While exploring Slytherin's hidden library, Harry accidently activates a portkey, and finds himself transported to a strange facility housing something called a Stargate.

Lord Voldemort discovers dimensional travel. No Slash. Semi-crack.

A paternity test isn't always needed, or accurate. Not Severitus, not slash.

Being the only normal male teacher under fifty on staff at Hogwarts can be a bit harrowing.

There is nothing quite so insipid as the Wild Celtic Princess trope.

After realizing that no one but Dumbledore seems to know the location of Harry Potter, Remus and Severus set off to discover what else has been kept from them in the name of the "Greater Good." Not slash.

Harry picks up an interesting new book called, "The New And Improved Tales Of Beedle The Bard And Other Notable Homeless And Unemployed Wandering Witches And Wizards Hoping To Make A Galleon" that should be included in every Witch and Wizard's childhood library.

Our heroes find themselves confronted with a situation that is incomprehensible. Crack fic. "Inspired" by the trailer for the fiftieth Transformers movie.

An expedition to investigate the nature of a miracle working physician is interrupted unexpectedly for Merlin and his enemy, and they find themselves miles away from Camelot. (No slash, probably no romance of any kind whatsoever)

Merlin is challenged to a duel. No slash. Oneshot.

Dolores Umbridge recieves an unexpected visit from a mysterious young man. And he takes umbrage with Umbridge. Crack.

Crack fic. Merlin is appointed court sorcerer. No slash.

AU in which Merlin is present for the Sarrum of Amat's visit and he hears of Aithusa's fate. Basically gratuitous killing off of the Sarrum. Because I hate him.