Stories by Right What Is Wrong

A stash for various plot ideas, all open for adoption. In this chapter: the Confounded Goblet of Fire decides on an interesting way of solving the "underage Champion" problem. Time travel.

In the depths of Azkaban, Sirius taunts Bellatrix over her faith in her Lord's survival. She doesn't quite get the joke. (Monty Python ripoff: Dead Parrot!Voldemort. Oneshot.)

[LOTF AU] A different Solo twin meets Lumiya aboard the asteroid, yet the outcome remains unchanged. Oneshot.

The goblins of Gringotts dispose of a nasty little artifact discovered in a certain vault. Oh, and the rest of the soul attached to it, too. [Crackfic. Oneshot.]

[AU] Boggarts behave a little differently than in canon, and matters go south very quickly for a certain treacherous rodent. [Oneshot.]

Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]

Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]

In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.

It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]

Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]

The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]

Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]

After the end of the series, Tyrion asks Bran about the truth behind certain events. He doesn't expect the answers he gets. [Oneshot]

No matter how much creativity authors might exert in setting up self-insertion stories, there are some situations you just don't see. Wonder why? [Oneshot. Parody.]

[Legacy of the Force AU] Caedus snaps and lets Tahiri meddle more with the flow-walking than he's previously advised. It's not as though it could make a difference, could it? [Fix-fic. Oneshot.]

[Legacy of the Force: Betrayal AU] Jacen looks into the future at Lumiya's prodding. This time, however, he looks at both options, rather than just rejecting one out of hand... and then chooses, and acts. Oneshot.

A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.

A collection of goofy alternate takes on canon scenes.

Sasuke exacts vengeance upon the man responsible for the demise of his clan. [AU. Darkfic. Oneshot.]

[AU] Upon his bodily dissolution on October 31, 1981, Voldemort discovers that his Horcruxes do, indeed, anchor him to immortality. In fact, they anchor him all too well. Oneshot.

The Three-Eyed Raven contemplates his ascension to the throne. Darkfic. Oneshot. Spoilers for Season 8/speculation on book ending.

Natasha has a reunion with someone she thought dead. Oneshot. Response to Whitetigerwolf's "In Disguise" challenge. Hint of femmeslash (Natasha/Hela).

/AU/ Darth Vader puts together the truth about his captive. Oneshot.

In which Jon's world becomes a video game... a Bethesda video game. [Parody. Oneshot.]

Indeed, no woman has ever had such large, responsive... [Parody. Crackfic. AFFC]

During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.

So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?

Lord Voldemort has devised a way to protect his Horcruxes with the Fidelius Charm while being absolutely certain that the Secret-Keepers will not betray him. Oneshot.

Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]

Harry has enough of the rot Ron is telling his daughter and intervenes. The situation escalates. [Oneshot. Heavy Epilogue-Ron!bashing. Cursed-Child!bashing as well.]

Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]

After Quirrell's assassination attempt at Harry's first Quidditch match, Snape ceases to wait upon Dumbledore's dithering and takes decisive action. Oneshot.

Sometimes the villains win. Magical protections are only as good as their anchors. [Oneshot. Character death. Pre-Hogwarts.]

Alastor Moody was half-mad, but not stupid. One shot. Crack-ish omakes.

With Dumbledore dead and no leads on the Horcruxes, Harry takes early action. Oneshot.

"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.

Luke has a disturbing conversation or two. Perhaps he's the sane one in the Skywalker family. [Parody. Oneshot.]

Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]

Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.

The Killing Curse still bounces.

A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.

No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)

Few wonder. None guess. [Darkfic. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.]

You may have read fics in which Ron and Ginny attempt to Love Potion Harry and Hermione, but never quite like this. Oneshot. Crack. OOC!Weasleys; Love-Potion!Weasleys-bashing.)

The magical section of the Albanian Secret Police handles an unimportant disturbance in a forest nearby the village of [REDACTED].

Dolores Umbridge is a half-blood, but not in the way anyone thinks. [Oneshot. Crack.]

It is very ill-advised to Confund anyone in control of a passenger motor vehicle. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing. Character death.]

Harry does not take Ron's comment about his driver's test lightly. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing.]

In Deathly Hallows, Harry finally demanded repayment of Wormtail's life debt. But what if he'd done that three years earlier? (Oneshot.)

Regulus remembers something that can destroy Horcruxes. Oneshot.

One wand and two syllables make all the difference in the world. (Oneshot.)

He'd become Hokage. He'd always said that was what he wanted, right? He couldn't complain... [Oneshot. Naruto-centric. Canon-compliant, post-Chapter 700.]

Kyuubi rewards Naruto for its freedom. Oneshot. AU. Diverges between p. 13 and p. 14 of Chapter 439.

"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)

Karin explains the truth of Sarada's parentage to Suigetsu. (Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody.)

A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)

They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)

After Harry travels back in time, his Sorting doesn't quite go as planned. (Oneshot. Crack.)

An early Episode IX storyboard has supposedly been leaked! It's not very heartening, though… /PARODY/

Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)

Laying low after her defeat by Phoenix, the White Queen of the Hellfire Club travels abroad with her bodyguard and discovers that her dear bodyguard apparently has a "destiny". So the local super-powered idiots insist, anyway. Hah. She'll show them a "power the Dark Lord knows not"... (Whitetigerwolf's White Knight Challenge: FemHarry/Emma Frost. Femmeslash. WBWL. Oneshot.)

Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.

A collection of times the fanon idea of Wizard's Oaths would have proved useful in the canon world.

In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.

Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.

It turns out a Triwizard Champion can invite ANYONE to the Yule Ball as their date. So why not Bellatrix Lestrange? Fem!Harry and Bellatrix. Pure crackfic. Not to be taken seriously in the slightest. Oneshot. Acceptance of Whitetigerwolf's Black Date Prompt.

Shepard asks a certain creature some questions, and talks a bit about a certain ancient human science-fiction series. Crackfic. Spoilers for Leviathan DLC. Oneshot.

Shepard has a few inconvenient questions for the Catalyst. Oneshot. Pro-Destroy.

A speedrun of Pokemon Red, as seen through the eyes of bewildered bystanders.

The Ministry implements a basic security measure which, more or less, may be summed up as "roll up your left sleeve".

Ron has finally achieved his lifelong dream of playing for the Chudley Cannons - much to his misfortune. [oneshot, crack]

An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.

Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.

Obito escaped the cave rather than Kakashi. AU. Twoshot. Obito x Rin.

Naruto has some practical questions about Sasuke's hopes of killing Itachi. Set during the Valley of the End fight.

An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.

Slicing the Gordian Knot, Hogwarts-style. /oneshot, Intelligent!Harry/

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.

The walking pile of purple pasta requested his help, and who is he to refuse? /Parody; completely-unserious Ron-bashing/

/Dark AU/ If he had been a better person, perhaps it would have made a difference. But he wasn't, and his cousin paid the price.

I have not actually had the chance to watch The Last Jedi. However, I have stumbled across spoilers. Here is the abridged film, as best I understand it… /PARODY/

What if Palpatine had been taken in by the Jedi Order? /AU, darkfic, oneshot/

/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.

Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.

The blood protection, contrary to common fanon, doesn't protect against anyone but Voldemort. But what if it did?

/Crack/ What if the Uchiha legacy was slightly... different...?

As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)

Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/

Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/

/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...

It's that fanfiction plot again: Ron's been bribed by Dumbledore to pretend to befriend Harry and keep him down! Only... Ron's given this situation a bit of thought... /oneshot, Dumbledore-bashing, mild Ron-bashing, parody/

/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.

/Crack, oneshot/ There are worse things in the world than death. They're just as effective, too.