Stories by spiritum hominum

"So you want me to honeypot Harry Potter," Daphne flatly said. "Yes?" her uncle hesitantly said. "Not for very long. Just get the nuptials done with, have a kid, and off the lad. That's only a year or two of dealing with him." Daphne sighed, looking at the ceiling. "Very well. I shall…acquire his affections."

Who was that beautiful girl across the hall, and why was everyone calling her a haughty jerk? To him, she seemed pretty nice.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, or so the muggles claim. Daphne wasn't insane. She had a goal that she would achieve at any cost, and failure was not an option. She would try the same thing over and over again. She was not insane. Maybe she was going insane, but who ever expected a proper lady to be sane?

Minato changed his plans and Naruto carries a legacy greater than just the Nine Tails.

Minato died and woke up in the body of Whitley Schnee. How peculiar.

Percy never believed in doppelgängers until he met a fellow narcoleptic, hydrokinetic half-blood who loves the sea and lost everyone they knew. Oh, and did he mention that she was part devil, not part god? Well, he had certainly gone through weirder things: namely, the world ending and him getting shoved into a world with much scarier versions of his myths.

When there is no one left in the world to love you, you can only find love in yourself. OR: Naruto gives up on friendship after finding out about the Kyubi. His one and only friend…is himself. Or, rather, herself. To overcome his loneliness, he befriends a clone. Things evolve from there. (ONE SHOT)

Things at Mount Saint Helens take a turn for the worse and Percy finds himself blasted across a bit more than space.

Merge a clever recluse with a foolish, charismatic megalomaniac and you get a brew that is the antithesis of sugar, spice, and everything nice. Noble birth may land you on the moon but sly tongues, wit, and a dash of iniquity is all it takes to build a carmine trail to the cosmos. (SI-OC. AU elements for better worldbuilding).

The vestiges decide that breaking a finger is not a very good fighting strategy. Now, Izuku has a (gear)shifty quirk that comes from a guy who really doesn't like him. Shame that the owner of this quirk won't keep his voice down.

Konoha is neck-deep in the Third Great Shinobi War. Industrialization is on the rise, the world is bleeding from the corners...and of course I had to be dropped in the middle of this mess. No clan, no genes, no stupid eyes; all I have is a brain, no talent, and the hope that Bijuudamas will remain the only nukes. SI OC. Self Insert. AU elements.

Photoexcitation is the process by which an electron gains energy from light, making it move to a higher state. Sasuke has been photoexcited, and I'm not staying at ground level. (OC/SI/Self-Insert into Sasuke)

I had been outvoted in having to deal with the Schnee heiress's weapon repairs. My life would have been a lot easier if my boss was actually as cold as her name implied. Unfortunately, she was less cold and more witty, nerdy, and far too dorky.

I was quite fond of my life, I can't lie. My future was bright, my group was tight, and I loved my family. So, then, why have I been sent to a death world as a knock-off Aztec cultist? Well, the only way out from the bottom is up, I suppose. It's just quite unfortunate that moving up means I have to try and stop this death world from imploding... (OC-SI. Self Insert).

Harry and an unexpected companion are forced to flee Hogwarts due to Umbridge's misuse of power. The magical world is a large place, and Harry doesn't even know much about his own nation. When threats sweep out of proportion, all of Europe is at risk and Harry, per usual, is caught in the midst of it.

A Yank and a Brit sit by a lake after the war and-blimey, is that American getting the pureblood out of her shell? How scandalous! Emoting without your parent's permission is clearly disown-worthy.

Jacques Schnee was never a fan of allowing his youngest daughter to attend Beacon, especially with how well things went with Winter. Denying Weiss would push her away from him. Allowing her to go would prevent him from keeping an eye on her. Jacques, however, was a business man. When both options suck, make your own. Or Weiss has a watcher at Beacon. Shame he didn't like Jacques.

Minato takes a cut to the eye and his fight with the Masked Man goes quite different. Now, he deals with snakes and souls to recover what was lost.

Itachi miscalculated and a very different Sharingan user hunts him down.

Suppose someone had Shadow Clones, too much chakra, and an insane legacy...well, it'd be rather odd if they stayed weak, right? Right? Or, Naruto trains properly. Canon gets screwed.

Izuku learns what it means to face death. Humans are no better than animals: when a dog is cornered, that is when they are most dangerous.

The Infinite Tsukuyomi could only be ended by combining the power of the nine bijuu and the rinnegan. Sasuke decided to be difficult, only willing to end it when Naruto died. Luckily, Naruto remembered there was another person at the battlefield with a rinnegan.

An amalgamation is what you get when you take multiple parts of somethings and shove them together. Izuku Midoriya’s quirk grabs traits and corresponding abilities of people across fiction, coalescing in his person. Who knew it’d be tough to have your personality changed sporadically?

Naruto is watching the village from the monument after the Pain attack when a familiar, but tiny, blond falls on his head.

A Harry Potter who lived somewhere else before the Dursleys decideds he is sick of his abuse. Getting away, he delves into a world of magic and runes. This story is my first story, and I have an idea for runes that I have never seen done before. Criticism would be great.