Stories by Lady Merlin

Lies are Beautiful, and The Truth Hurts by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

sequel to Sentiment: Something is wrong and John is withdrawing from Sherlock. Sherlock hates it but he doesn't know how to fix it, and he doesn't even know what's wrong. Crossposted to LJ/AO3

John's Red Pants by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sherlock is curious. Sherlock is a scientist. Sherlock has no boundaries. Sherlock is also a little bit like a teenage girl. And John has lucky pants. Insanity ensues. Cross posted to LJ and AO3 under the same title, for ease of access.

Sentiment by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is something comforting about not having to watch his back around John. SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2.

Remembering by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

John ends up unpacking stuff from boxes when Sherlock's out gallivanting on the streets of London, in the wee hours of the morning. John can't sleep because Sherlock's not there.

Juxtapose by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

John makes full use of how he looks to deal with people he doesn't like, who never see it coming because John makes it so easy to categorize him as a teddy bear compared to Sherlock. Sherlock, of course, sees through all that. J/S

Otherworldly by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sherlock Holmes sometimes feels like something from another universe. Warning! Abuse, Rape, PTSD. John/Sherlock Oneshot.
Winona and her parenting tragedy, Jim's childhood and future nu!Trek. She tries to reconnect with Jim with dire consequences. Rated for curses and dark implications. Chapter 9 up!
On Tarsus, his only escape is dreaming, and he dreams about flying. Oneshot, Dark!Jim.
He steps back and offers a weak smile, plastering a band-aid on everything that had just shattered then, hoping it would work for now, until he could run away like he always did. Rated for language and thoughts. K/S slash! B'day Gift to Lyri! oneshot
The Five Times Jim Danced with Someone Else and The One Time He Danced with Spock. Self explanatory, really. KirkSpock SLASH. Man-On-Man dears. SixShot.
A dark piece about Jim and the way he thinks. It's very dark, and very angry. Warning! KS, Tarsus and many swear words, and other stuff. Almost-Companion to Beginnings and Blockades. Rated for a reason.
A slight variation on a st xi kink meme prompt: The five times Jim asked for that hypo and the one time he wouldn't let Bones come near him with it. Two shot. Rated for bad words and implications. Involves Tarsus.
Spock, plagued by logical doubts, misunderstands a situation and is severely affected. Jim can't understand. KS fluff, SLASH. One-shot. Rated for SLASH.
Sister to 'Sacrifice' by me and Relative to 'First Salad of Many' by Shatterwing, only from Spock's POV. Established KS fluff that's SLASH contemplative, self-doubt-ing, thoughtful and eventually happy, fluff'd!Spock and sweet!Jim. trace mature content.
Jim sacrifices something for Spock. Fluff and thoughtful thinking ensue. It's serious with a hint of humor, intended to show a soul-deep love b/w two men. That's slash. Rated for some mature mentions. R&R appreciated.
Or, The Five Instances when Jim Kirk was Golden, Plus The One Time He was Not. Shameless Jim-Worship, and Spock-centric. Or Jim-centric, because Spock's thinking about Jim. Many mentions of K/S fluff, which is SLASH. Somewhat Contemplative.
Sister fic to Chapter Two of Golden by me , only from Jim's POV. Jim is sparring and unable to not notice Spock at the sidelines. K/S warning, but not rated for a reason. Oneshot
an emotional response, and the one time he didn't. Kirk-centric. May have pre-K/S. Definately has mentions of childhood abuse, death and Tarsus. Rated for anger and bad words.
and The One Time He Didn't Bother. Yeah, another long title. K/S eventually. I suppose. Some bad words and utter Jim-ish-ness. That deserves a warning, no? 6-shot!
Jim's brother sends him a copy of that song, Star Trekkin' and Jim can't resist; he puts it on full volume. Watch our senior crews' reaction to the song. Crack!fic-ish. It's a really funny song!
First off, it's K/S Slash. It's from Spock's POV. There'll be other chapters unrelated to this one, and posted with the ACHT title. Yeah. As suggested by the title, Spock thinks about kisses. K for one kiss.
Spock meets one of Jim's old friends, who happens to know something about Jim. And Spock's being strangely mean... K/S-slash! K&OC friendship! Oneshot
Jim is trying to show Spock that he'll miss him, and can't do the Vulcan Salute as per TOS and Spock improvises and manipulates in a good way. K/S rated for a kiss and an occasional curse. Oneshot.
And One which was incredibly incomprehensible. Yeah, I know it's weird, but it made sense while I was writing it. more hurt!Jim in copious amounts, and K/S slash! Mentions of child-abuse and Tarsus IV
Warning! Buckets of angst! Jim's brother dies, and he's distraught that his only link to Earth is gone, and Spock doesn't understand. K/S FRIENDSHIP, not slash. pre-slash, if you want. Again there's buckets of angst.
In which Jim decides to back off, because even though he loves Spock to bits, it'll take a while for Spock to get there. For now, he's happy with his life, and his effortless friendship with Spock. Rated for bad words. Implied K/S Slash!
Slightly OOC on Jim’s part, but don’t let it colour your impression. Jim is nice to and gains the respect of Chekov and somehow gets Spock to admit he respects him. Is there anything this man can’t do! Pre-Slash K/S but nothing yet!
Yeah, it's a long title. I'm sorry. It's actually the five times Jim made his mother cry, and the one time he didn't. Yup. K/S SLASH IMPLIED! Nothing explicit, hence the relatively low rating.
Here's the long awaited sequel! In which they finally realise that they're not alone in their feelings! Rated, guess why? No. Not lemons. K/S SLASH!
Rated highly for implied smut. Not much description. Jim teases Spock about being a vegetarian, and Spock shows him just how vegetarian he can get. K/S slash! It's a Drabble!
Sequel to Empty and Unrequited! Spock's POV! There WILL be a happy ending in a sequel titled t'hy'la! For now it's still Spock feeling the same way as Jim.
Sequel to Empty! Bones notices that Jim's pining, and thinks about how Jim's changed, and where he might just go. He notices that Jim and Spock -fit- and comes to a startling revelation... rated for Bones cursing. Yes, there will be a happy ending.
How Jim stumbles across his inevitable feelings for Spock and reacts to them, pondering in a typically Jim way. Rated for bad words and some characteristic innuendo, and it's one-sided fluff. Kinda sad. Will have two sequels
Sometimes the things Jim Kirk does are inexplicable, but they make sense in the larger picture, Spock hopes. Snapshots of moments from the movie, from Spock's POV. Pre K/S warning! Mainly friendship, so far.
Jim has a minor melt down, and who better to help than Spock?
Uhara, Chekov and a reluctant Sulu are gossiping about their superiors. Who better to come along and verify their gossip than their superiors themselves? K/S established, not fluff. Humour. K for a bad word.
A reporter wants to write a biography about Admiral Kirk, and whom else to start with than Ambassador Spock? She realises some stuff about them. K/S established. Just a tribute

Strange Dreams by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Not a crack!fic, I promise. Wilson has a strange dream and an epiphany while he's at it... HWslash one-shot. humorous. K for plain weirdness.

New Life by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Wilson comes back but he's too late? What if they really need House, now? What if there are more people who care, than they thought? HxW friendship, slightly OOC. Completed fic--updates based on Reviews. warning: different style of writing!

Purple Wombat by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

House tells a story to the gang. Inspired by a real friend who got beaten up after telling this story. Remarkably House-like. Oneshot, no ship. Humour

The Real Deal Knock Knock by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lucas visits Wilson and talks some solid sense. What does he know that Wilson doesn’t, and how will it affect him? HxW friendship and squinted slash.

Least Expected by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Wilson bumps into the last person expected at a conference in NY. Post S4, assuming S5 never happened. Strong friendship, HxW fluff in the next chap IF YOU WANT. review if you do.

Keys by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

The most thoughtful gifts are those from the heart, and yes, even House has a heart. Somehow he can welcome without words. HxW Strong friendship, kind of slash. Oneshot.

Second Chances by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

They sit there and shiver and sob, but what’s done is done, and there are no second chances. Not in life, anyway. Not for them. Very AU, I warn you. CharacterDeath. One-shot hints of strong friendship.

Faking It by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

It feels good to be real. Someone's POV on faking it, and then meeting House and learning to be real. Won't disclose theme, but not so dark. Not slash, no pairing. friendship. one little bad word... one-shot

Now by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

After all, the past doesn't matter. Only Now does. HxW strong friendship, slash if you squint. I couldn't resist.

Meet The Parents by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Wilson knows House's parents, right? He knows them quite well. But he had to have met them the first time... Wonder how that went. H/W friendship. Rated for patented Houseishness. One big bad word.

From Way Back When by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Houses' childhood friends in the hospital, sick. House is happy shock but her condition suddenly worsens. To make matters worse, Houses' liver fails. Can he fix her, while dealing with his own problems? In character, plotted. No pairing.

Flying and Falling by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

The new HOD for the Psych ward notices something about House, and tells Wilson. House feels things he's supressed since childhood. How can they deal with it?

Memory by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

House was in an accident. He’s still our brilliant old House, but he’s acting kinda funny. As a matter of fact, he seems like an entirely different person. Will Wilson and Cuddy be able to deal? HW strong friendship. K for safety

Kilts and Kisses by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

House is bored and comes up with a ridiculous game. Wilson's bored and decided to play it too. House manages to distract himself from his own game, and Wilson sees signs that don't exist. What happens when House is distracted and Wilson is bitter? HWslash

2AM by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

based on Anna Nalick's song, 2AM. HousexWilson Bromance, if you squint, Slash. Only if you're desperate. :D Infarction recovery-ish.

Gentle by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Whatever House may be, Wilson knows one thing about him. He's gentle. and every cell in his body agrees. H/W friendship squinted-slash

Surprises by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

House surprises Wilson and the rest of the world with a surprise birthday gift. Written when in the throes of fluffdom and sleep. HW friendship ONLY.

Artificial Intelligence by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Artemis discovers something he never knew before? That'd be a new one, right? but what if it affected him so deeply, that it shook his roots in his confidence? What if Artemis was never just Artemis? Eventually AxH. Does posess plot. :D

Ouch by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

S3 ep16 Cameron skillfully deflects Foreman's questions about her and Chase's whereabouts. What if House heard? What if there was some truth to it after all? H/W established. Cute humor, not romance. 2-shot

The Life and Times of Albus Potter by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Albus/Scorpius slash. from 1st yr. Al POV. Life is difficult and confusing but when life shuts a door, it'll always open a window. OMG! I uploaded Chap12 before Chap11! Pls forgive me! It's clear now! go and read it okay? I'm so sorry!

New Year's Surprises by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

AH Fluff! New Year! Resolutions and Romance! at NEW YEAR!

New Year's Greetings by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Plotless DH Fluff. What happens when Hermione's finally allowed to cook for the gang, on New Year's Eve? She's hosting the party, and she and Draco have an announcement to make! one-shot

Changed by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

140-word Drabble. He notices she's got a new haircut, and can't help but want to tell her how she looks. It should matter who they are, but somehow it doesn't. Besides, he likes causing uproar. DH Oneshot.

Grey by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

She left in silence, and he remained with his thoughts. Sunlight filtered in from the wet window and suddenly, the world wasn’t grey anymore. DH-ish Oneshot

Butterfly by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco and Hermione have a silent truce. What if her presence itself helps him in ways she can't imagine? And even though they've rarely talked, he falls in love with her? How can he tell her, with Potty and Weasel around? Thank god he can transfigure

Masquerade by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Life is a Masquerade-more so for Draco then for anyone else. Only he hadn't really realised it, until an Angel told him so. Good!Draco. DracoxHermione in the Epilogue.

Physical Contact by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione has always liked hugs. She dreamt that her Prince Charming would have a perfect Hug. She's hugged Harry, Viktor and Ron, but none of them could hug like her Prince Charming. Who would it be? DH, Perv!Ron. K one-shot

Highschool Reunion by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and her Fiance Draco go to her non-magical Highschool Reunion. Watch their reactions as bookworm-granger makes a loud appearance.

The Trouble with Eavesdropping by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Theres a once-in-seven years event known as Hogwarts Girls' Night Out. Girls love it. No one else gets it. So what happens when Harry, Ron and Draco eavesdrop? Girls' aren't always what they seem... one-shot K for rated discussions. DH implications

Unexpectedly by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

HG and DM are heads. They decided to be friends. Cliche? well, not when they fake-date to get Ron jealous. What happens when it becomes more, and neither of them can do anything about it? I promise twists and turns! It's all plotted out!

For Old Times' Sake by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione is bored and all alone. She calls up an old name from the past, Draco Malfoy. They go out for a drink and get along better than they expected. He comes over to her place to ward off the oncoming Hangover. They fall asleep. What will Ron say?

No Words by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and Draco meet up after a long time, and remember an old love which Ron destroyed. It's never died out. There's no words which can describe it. Attraction: not a single word is said! one-shot

Deals with The Devil by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco considers his situation and studies. Hermione defends him from Ron and studies with him, much to the funny outrage of Ron. Does she know what she'd done for him? How big a difference it made? HgDm implications. one-shot

Memory Sky by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Crappy title, sorry. Hermione falls asleep in the great hall, and has a dream/vision about when it was made. possibly the first in a series of Hogwarts-Founder fics.

If by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Short one-shot. Draco is goading Hermione. Ron wants to beat him up. How can Draco respond to this? If you were a Pureblood...

Deprevation by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Coffee Deprevation Hermione Insanity. Insanity Draco Malfoy Good Marks? See what happens when Hermione sees Malfoy taking the last cup of coffee? Will Harry ever recover? K for a kiss. Oneshot

Style by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

At a Dance, Draco has style. He asks Hermione to dance. He plays a game. She plays right back. Watch the chemistry. HrDM. one-shot slight Ron-Bashing. K for flirting and a kiss or so.

Verisitarium by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and Draco are Heads. Draco decided they should get to know each other. Wizard Truth or Dare ensues. HrDM oneshot K for 2 kisses and minor curses.

Any Other World by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

HermionexBlaise fic. My first one. Give it a try. Hermione's life isn't as perfect as it seems, and after an unfortunate series of events, who can save her, after almost killing her?

Faded by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

We all make mistakes. Some large, some small. What matters is, can we forgive ourselves? happy-ending one-shot Artemis discoveres that the ghost fade over time

Irony by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily is a total nerd and teased at Hogwarts. She leaves. After two years, she decides to come back. CHAPPIE 2,3&4 UP! I'd forgotten i'd written them! SO SORRY!

Ripped Apart by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Full Summary inside. AlxSc slash! What if Draco, concerned for his son and the repercussions of his reputation, sent him to live with his wife's muggle friends? What if scorpius had NO idea, until he turned 11? Add in a bookish Al, and you get a good fic.

Moon Madness by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

It struck their eyes at the same time, and cut by a shard of moon-madness, Jace bent down, pulled her forward and kissed her. City of Bones One-shot JxC

One Dance by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

One-shot Jace Clary City of Bones They couldn't possibly have left Magnus' party without a dance, could they? Now that would have been dumb. Includes extension of real time line. Not too much though. some fluff.

Her Kingdom and her Prince Charming by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

A dream. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. City of Bones J x C sweet'n'fluffy

Resistance by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Jace thinks and throws himself off a cliff metaphorically and hopes. Will Clary catch him? Takes place completely in one room, within an hour SweetFluffy City of Bones

Broken by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

City of Bones One Shot Do you ever question life? No, because when you question life, it only throws back bigger questions. A Q&A session with Jace. J x C

Chance by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

OneShot Jace 'chances' aka steals Clary's Notebook. Who knows what he's thinking... City of Bones

Warnings by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

City of Bones What on Earth will Jace do to put Clary out of his reach? Will it work?

Reunions by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

I find it strange that the Fowl's are a threeplusplus person family. Shouldn't they have more? And what is the deep dark secret Mr. and Mrs. Fowl have kept from Arty all these years? What's this about rabbits? Not a funnystupidfic. Quite plausible.

Hiding by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sad!Artemis, about his deep family life, about his hiding... One shot

Strawberry Sundae by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Intended oneshot. not anymore. Hermione x Blaise sweet fluff.

Leaves by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sad!Artemis. Deep thinking. about home and hearts.

Pondering on Souls by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Artemis argues about the existance of souls. mostly copyright to my philosophy essay! deep!Artemis

Fate Whistled by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Something to convince me to get through this set of exams. AH fluff, only later on, but it's threre, 100 percent guarantee. AF future set sometime in the year 20072008. There is an OC, but fear not! She's is NOT a MS nor will she get with A

Tomorrow by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

My first House fic. Just a little ramble from Houses' POV, answering some things from his past. rated for one swear word. [OneShot]

Kisses by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Onsshot LJ sweet fluffy fic. Err, James explains why he never kisses lily. D

One in a Million by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

sweet fluffy pointless fluffy late fluffy valentines oneshot. AH. :D:D have fun! Fluffy!

Chocolate and Marmalade by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

A very cute AH err, smut fic. Nothing too obvious, but several implications. It's all very fluffy! Much Chocolate and Maramalade! heheOneshot. R&R!

My Childhood by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Artemis' past comes up to light and the fairies see why he became what he is today... K for saftey and mabe some AH

Loss and Gain by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

eh, kinda cont'd from e lost colony... read it. i dunno why i din publish it earlier. it's nice...

Confrontations by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

The way I would have liked Eragon to tell Roran about his ridership. not too AU. just a bit.

Talk shows by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

well, this is a huuuge xover. huge. 11 stories. really. i hope you like it, PS, the title also gives some clues. MWAHAHAHAHA

Thinking by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Artemis' parents have a discussion about Artemis. They decide to send him to a shrink, see what happens after this into in Psychology sucks, I'll put that up in a bit. well, it's probably on now, so nvm.

Depression by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

i don't know why i wrote this, totally different from others, rated for depression and suicide none commited

Being me by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

a young hyper girl goes to hogwarts and meets remus lupin, and makes friends and enemies on the way, included some cussing and weirdness.

Dreaming by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Artemis dreams... ONE SHOT, COMPLETE, AH pairing

A Tale of Two Times by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

HGRL fluff. HG present RL pairing, but will change. Hope it's sweet. NOT ONE SHOT K for safety

Uniquely Lily by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

i know, sounds like the singapore quote, but nevermind. Lily's different, she's open and doens't care what people think. not even potter. so see what her life winds up to.

Supposed to be forever by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Remus tells his life story, solemn at times, so yeah. LJ, hints of SR but nothing in open

HP Songfics by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Well, songfics which fit HP character. Yupp. : Thats about it.

Craziness in various forms by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

ok, i have no idea if this is allowed of not, but, well, these are a bunch of ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS OneShot fanfics by various authors... If any of ya have any problems, message me and It's gone. so, these are THE HILARIOUSEST! if you want ur fic up here,

Seven Times by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

James has asked her out sincerely 7 times in his life. the rest are just side road throw outs for luck. see her response...[oneshot]

Salsa by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lily and James hate each other... until one day, James decides to humiliate her... he ends up with more than he bargained for...[oneshot]

I'm sorry by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dumbledore has...issues... and he has decided to set up a pen pal system in school. well, the rest is history, or strange karma? lily and james... K for romance [oneshot]

By Coincidence by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

In this LJ fic, L goes to salems inst for girls and J goes to Hogwarts. Both of them are sent to a muggle scool, the same one, not knowing that te other is magical. see their relationship through different eyes.

Valentines day magic by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

well, a cute little one shot. a present to ppl on valentines day... hope you like it! LJ ok?

Keep me warm by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

lj oneshot fluff. cuteness...

Dear Diary by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

Well, is all about Lily's diary entries. Tell as if in reality. Show her up and down life... Rated 4 safety.

Taken to the past by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

i know i know. it's been done a million times, but well, i don't give a damn. Rated for swearing and fluff. um, not that much fluff, yet anyway... LJ, OCOC, lotsa fainting, HP,RW,HG,RL,SB some random pairings that may pop into mind. thats it for now.

Tuition by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

well, is a cute fluffy fic. lotsa fluff. LJ. cute. rated 4 safety...

Opposites by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

this is about Lily thinking about James. Li'l one shot. Kinda fluffy. Rated for safety. Read n review!

Before that by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

i know the title sucks, but ah well, i hope the story is cool. It is the prequel of 'after that' LJ duh. rated for minor romance

After that! by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

well, they are ready in love, what happens next? T for safety. my first hp fanfic, so pls, be nice.

I dunno? by Lady Merlin Stale Result (Last seen: )

look, harry supposedly died at the hands of voldie poo. Key word being, supposedly. He now makes a return. One shot. K for safety