Stories by The Seamonkey

Outside the Tent by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

(Originally posted as the last chapter of my complete fiction, 'Stupid', as a prequel to the story.) This one-shot vignette takes place when our heroes were seventeen, during the events of 'Deathly Hallows'. Hermione's perspective. HHr.

Stupid by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.

Overwhelmed by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

There are times when Hermione feels overwhelmed by the developments in her relationship with Ron, and finds herself looking elsewhere for shelter and shade from the too-hot sun.

Don't Marry Him by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Vignette. Why didn't you ever glance to your right, just a little, and see me standing there with my heart in my eyes?

Life Or Something Like It by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sequel to 'Stupid'. Next-gen. Rated for language. X What is life? The experiences that shape you? The friendships and romances that grow, change? The ones that stay constant? What happens when your parents made the world, and now you have to live in it?

Break by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

A 'Stupidverse' vignette; read my main story, 'Stupid', before this. xXx "So you wanted my wife and now you've got her. Congratulations, Potter." xXx Rated M for strong language.

Under the Dog Star by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Repost. Beneath the watchful eye of one of the closer stars to our system, a heated, secretive romance blossoms one night on the grass beside the lake, outside Hogwarts castle. HHr.

The Failed Ball Date by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Quick one-shot, randomly inspired. Harry considers asking Hermione to the Yule Ball. Rated just in case, for slight language.

Letter by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

DH spoilers. Companion piece to main story, 'Stupid'; it's likely it won't make much sense if you haven't read that. James is overcome with guilt over a letter he receives from his aunt, two months after a serious argument between them.

War Games by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU, set in sixth year. With war looming dark on the horizon, Hogwarts becomes the training ground for a new Dumbledore's Army, unlike anything the wizarding world has ever seen before. Harry and the rest of the students must rise to the challenge or fall.

Breaking Writer's Block by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

A very short, 4-part series of Harry/Hermione scenes that I need to get out of my system. I'm trying to break my writer's block. If you laugh, I've succeeded. Please leave a review and let me know.

The Ten Deaths of Voldemort by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ten ways Voldemort should have died before the first book was ever written. Rated T for lots of fun, wholesome violence.

Fire by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

DH compliant short companion piece to main story, 'Stupid'. Ginny Weasley was made of fire. Some part of everything that made her up burned. She needed someone to match that fire, someone who burned as well, and when she saw his eyes, she was his.

The Rain Cliche by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

[Oneshot] Hermione decides that perhaps having a little cliched moment in the rain wouldn't be so bad.

Homesick by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Very mild DH spoilers. Companion to main story, 'Stupid'. Even though her older brothers are there to comfort her, Lily Potter is very homesick after her first week at Hogwarts.

Dishes by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

DH spoilers. Companion to main story, 'Stupid'. The night before Albus Potter leaves for Hogwarts for the first time, he makes a small, strange discovery about his father and his aunt. HHr.

Wishful Thinking by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Repost. Slight AU, slight DH spoilers. Hermione, reflecting on her decisions and mistakes one night, sitting outside the trio’s tent while on the run from the Death Eaters and the Ministry. HHr.

Final Battle by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

HUMONGOUS BLATANT SPOILERS FOR 'DEATHLY HALLOWS'. A series of scenes taken from the final battle at Hogwarts, shown through the perspective of various characters apart from Harry. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED 'DEATHLY HALLOWS'. Won't make sense.

Before by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Before James made his move, there was a spring ball that he didn't ask her to. And so someone else got there first. SBLE.

Convince Me by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

When James dares Peter to challenge his intense fear of heights, Peter chooses a cunning route to revenge. Rated T to be safe. SBLE.

The Wedding by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

Excerpt from the will of the recently deceased Mabel Granger: ‘I am very fond of my dear Hermione, and I wish her the best in all her endeavors. However, I have noticed that she has not yet found happiness. I wish to create an incentive...’ HHr.

Winter Break by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

With Ron in Romania over the holidays, all sorts of fun havoc occurs in and outside of Gryffindor Tower...but shocking discoveries and ruthless boarding school gossip force Harry to sort out his feelings before it's too late! HHr, rated T for language.

Memories by The Seamonkey Stale Result (Last seen: )

A collection of short memories from my own life, transposed into the Harry Potter world and told through the perspective of Hermione. All HHr.