Stories by Calculonius

At the end of 3rd year, Harry chooses to ride off with Sirius on Buckbeak. During a somewhat-giddy-with-relief conversation, Harry mentioned a dream of running off to join the circus, and Sirius made it happen. Harry and Sirius spent all summer in America working as stage hands, at first, for the stage magicians Siegfried and Roy; from whom they picked up quite a lot.

During Episode 2, the Jedi freed Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padme from the arena at Geonosis. Their tactics were, frankly, terrible, which is why most of them got killed. Here's what could have happened if a more competent tactician had been in charge.

In another universe, a genius inventor born in future Japan would create the Space Battleship Yamato. In this universe, he was born in 1910 Britain. In 1927, HMS Agamemnon was sent to his family's scrapyard. He kept it and tinkered with it for fun for 60 years, resulting in the Space Battleship Agamemnon. This is the story of the Space Battleship Agamemnon and its crew.

Many advised Thorin's grandfather Thror not to mine so much gold since it would attract dragons. What if one advised him otherwise? Here we explore some ways to defend Lonely Mountain against a variety of threats. The story begins in TA 2610, 331 years before the events in the book The Hobbit. Thorin and his father have been born early in this universe.

Anakin's first attempt to sell C-3PO. One fine morning on Tattooine, in a market square within Mos Eisley, mere weeks before Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan showed up.

The continuing adventures up to the completion of the story of Milo, a D&D 3.5 wizard who finds himself in Harry Potter's world, facing Voldemort and other challenges.

Trader Joe goes Boldly where no merchant has gone before - the Romulan Neutral Zone. He sets up shop and tries to prosper in dangerous circumstances and despite every sort of opposition.