Stories by Phosphorescent

"The Mighty Jabba has been looking for a new dancer ever since our last one… required replacement," the protocol droid said. It moved closer, head swiveling back and forth between the two Jedi. "You are a fit specimen. Please report to the tailor droid for a fitting of your dancing outfit."

"What do you know about it, anyway?" Anakin muttered resentfully, scuffing a booted foot against the floor. "You were a perfect padawan, probably just like Ferus karking Olin." His Master's eyebrows shot up nearly to his hairline.

The residents of South Petherton are certain that there is something decidedly Odd about Those Potters. Post DH Chapter 36, Pre-Epilogue.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. A 221B. Contains spoilers for "The Reichenbach Fall."

What it says on the tin. Because he's more than just the butt of Sherlock's jokes; he's a person, unlikeable though he may be at times.

The first time John Watson meets Mary Morstan, he accidentally bumps into and drops his take-away curry on her. Though he doesn't know it, this is the third time she's met him. One way Mary Morstan could – but probably won't – be introduced on the show.

Contrary to popular belief, Sally Donovan has perfectly valid reasons for her hatred of Sherlock Holmes.

…was that Rose Weasley had entirely too many family members there. Which made finding a corner in which to snog her secret boyfriend rather difficult.

"Hogwarts," Dumbledore had once said, "is almost a sentient being, my boy. Listen to her and you'll be surprised at how much she has to say."

One sunny afternoon at Hogwarts, Severus and Lily have a discussion that—if they aren't careful—might just scar them both permanently. /"The day that I willingly procreate with Potter," Lily said, "is the day that *you* become a Hogwarts professor."/

Andromeda never planned to go against her family. But then she met Ted Tonks.

"I couldn't just leave you here all by yourself," Castle says, eyes wide with innocence. "In horror movies, it's always a bad idea to leave someone alone in a deserted building at night."

They're on a collision course headed towards one another; they just don't know it yet. Or, seven times Castle and Beckett almost met and the one time they did.

Tag to 3x11: "Nikki Heat". Richard Castle is a modern-day knight… in his imagination, at least.

She didn't know why she had kept her mother's mirror. Not after it had brought her so much pain. -Snow White-

Every father has to give his daughter's new boyfriend the "you make her cry, I'll make you cry" talk whilst casually polishing his wand and mentioning his Auror contacts; Ron has never been exactly the traditional sort, though…

He never thought the first time he saw her topless, she'd be covered in blood.

Detective Katherine Beckett hates going into a situation without all the facts. Too bad love doesn't come with a guidebook.

Castle wants her to believe in magic, in unicorns, in double-rainbows. He wants her to believe in fate and happy endings. But Katherine Beckett stopped believing in those things a long time ago.

It's like a comedy of errors, Lanie reflects ruefully. But really, it's more like a tragedy of miscommunications, because Kate and Castle are never on the same page at the same time.

Their love was wrong, yet she couldn't stay away. A sort-of entry for the Forbidden Romance Challenge.

Martha knows that her son's luck is going to run out one of these days. Tag to 3x13: Knockdown, but no real spoilers.

While in Manhattan, Cam runs into her old friend Lanie Parish. The two women proceed to commiserate with – and try to one-up – one another. /"You ever want to smack some sense into anyone at your work?" Lanie asks./

They said that he followed the Ministry blindly; that he was an ambitious, bootlicking fool.

There is a fine line between persistent suitor and stalker; according to one Remus Lupin, James Potter crossed it some time ago. A short story about the James/Lily relationship told in seven parts.

In which Rose Malfoy threatens her brother and discusses baby names with her husband. "Scorpius, I love you. But I'd never inflict a Pigmy Puff with that name, let alone a child." It's just a normal day in the life of the Next Generation.