It's a bright new school year in 1982, and two first-years on the Hogwarts express are excited to be there. A whole school for teaching wizards, you say? Fantastic! Features eleven-year-olds with huge vocabularies, excitement, and wish fulfillment.
What exactly were all those Death Eaters and Azkaban escapees doing, during the summer before OOtP? I mean, besides plotting and laying low to piss off Harry. Amaryllis Main, assistant librarian, reluctantly finds out.