Stories by Fairywm

A mispronounced Charms spell creates a tiny, foul‑mouthed version of Harry who blurts out every thought Harry never meant to say. By nightfall he's insulted half the staff, tanked Gryffindor's points, and exposed every truth Harry tried to bury. Now Harry has to face the school — and himself — if he wants the miniature menace gone.

A ghost calling herself Zinnia Evans appears to Harry and claims to be his great aunt. She insists Dumbledore isn't the man Harry believes and refuses to stop haunting him with warnings, criticism, and family secrets. But no one else can see her, not Ron, not Hermione, not even the teachers, leaving Harry isolated as Zinnia's presence causes trouble in and out of class.

After the Dueling Club fiasco, Harry wakes up to find he can no longer speak English, only Parseltongue. Teachers think he's cursed, students think he's the Heir of Slytherin, and Harry thinks he's going to die of embarrassment. With a translation scroll, a very opinionated Luna Lovegood, and a crowd of snakes who insist he's their god, Harry find the truth behind the Chamber.

Secret passages open for him, staircases swing into place, portraits whisper warnings, and even walls appear to block teachers who get too close. As the year unfolds, the castle keeps protecting him in ways no one can explain, leaving Harry confused, Ron impressed, and Hermione determined to find answers.

Harry keeps passing a mirror that reflects everyone… except him. Sometimes he isn't there at all. Sometimes the eyes staring back are green. Sometimes they're red. Luna Lovegood tells him the mirror is "trying to show him what he's not seeing," and Harry returns to it alone. What happens next is older than Hogwarts, older than fear, and bound to the magic that his mum left behind.

The morning after the Chamber opens, Hogwarts forgets Harry Potter ever existed. Only Luna Lovegood, the house elves and a panicked Dobby can still see him. With students being petrified and no one else aware he's missing, Harry must solve the mystery with only Luna's help as the boy the castle erased.

In his second year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter resolves to become a Dark Lord. However, he quickly encounters a series of unexpected obstacles. Follow Harry and his loyal familiar, Isobel, as they embark on their quest to embrace evil, only to discover that being wicked is harder than it seems, and their efforts hilariously backfire, until they don't. Crack-ish!

Harry discovers a cursed mirror that splits his soul in two. His shadow self emerges as a separate being: determined to take control. As Harry begins to lose his grip on reality, friendships fracture and secrets unravel. With Sirius Black caught between the two and Luna uncovering ancient soul magic, the only hope lies in a ritual that could reunite him or destroy him.

The new Divination Teacher looks very familiar. She's tall blonde and has luminous eyes. She has an airy quality that hangs around her like a cloud. She looks at you and does not see you but predicts your future with unnerving accuracy. Time Travel, but with a twist.

Instead of death, the veil swaps Harry and Sirius into an alternate universe where Voldemort never rose to power. They're strangers in a peaceful world, but their memories remain. As they try to adapt, they must decide whether to stay in this utopia or find a way back to their war-torn reality.

Harry meets himself from a different reality. Will this person help him with his fight with Voldemort? Or will he set him on a different path?

On the anniversary of Sirius's death, Harry reflects on their relationship while watching a rare comet that Sirius loved. Luna Lovegood unexpectedly joins him, bringing a telescope and emotional support, helping Harry remember Sirius with fondness rather than sorrow.

Neville, Luna, and Harry embark on a secret mission on Samhain night to find closure for their losses by visiting Neville's hidden garden. This garden, nurtured over years with magical plants, becomes a sacred place for burying personal mementos connected to their grief and memories.

Luna invents a spell that lets people send letters via moonbeams. She sends Harry a series of cryptic, poetic messages that only appear when he's outside at night. He tries to decode them, thinking they're warnings—until he realizes they're love notes disguised as riddles. Cue a moonlit confession and a kiss that makes the moon blush.

During Hogsmeade's winter solstice, Luna and others stumble upon The Pendulum's Edge—a hidden shop that reveals their emotional dualities. To save it, they must confront inner truths through a ritual of confession, offerings, and renewal.

After Joyce's death, the Hellmouth pulses with grief—and magic. Harry Potter arrives with a chaotic familiar and a war-torn heart, drawn into Sunnydale's unraveling. As Glory rises and bonds fray, Harry and Buffy must rewrite fate through ritual, resilience, and the quiet magic of choosing to live.

Luna finds a cracked orb in the Room of Requirement—one that doesn't predict the future, but remembers the past. With Harry and Neville, she uncovers memories someone tried to erase. With it she remembers a spell that will change the world. Some truths don't stay buried. Slight-bashing that turns into major bashing.

Merlin returns to Hogwarts, summoned by a shift in the castle's memory—but he doesn't know why. Professors debate. Harry is drawn in. Isobel, his foul-mouthed snake familiar, calls Merlin a "half-baked prophecy in a bathrobe" and suspects the castle itself is bending around him. As danger coils and secrets stir, Harry must decide: madman, mentor, or something older?

Petunia finds magical Howler paper and writes a nasty letter to Harry. The paper takes offense, rewrites her insults, and screams them with flair. Hedwig delivers it like a cursed singing telegram. Grimmauld Place erupts in chaos. Petunia just wanted drama—she got it. Harry got more than she bargained for.

A gift from Sirius, the truth-tolling bell was meant to help Harry sort his feelings. Instead, it outs Ron's lies, exposes buried tensions, and rings loudest when Umbridge speaks. By the school year's end, it's ruined a friendship, toppled a tyrant, and left Harry wondering if honesty is ever quiet. Ron-bashing.

Harry finds a hidden mirror that doesn't reflect—it speaks. The voice on the other side is clever, kind, and knows far too much. As secrets unravel, Harry must choose: trust the stranger behind the glass, or the world that fears him.

Isobel 4: Voldemort's reign of terror is about to meet its match: one near-sighted basilisk with a vendetta, a questionable moral compass, and absolutely no chill. Isobel's killed Umbridge, devoured Dumbledore, and now she's coming for the Dark Lord himself. Wands are optional. Fangs are forever. Turns out, Horcruxes are not snake-proof.

Isobel 3: When you're a near-sighted basilisk with a low tolerance for manipulative wizards, sometimes the only answer is to eat them. Isobel has escaped the Chamber, wrecked the Department of Mysteries, and now she's got Albus Dumbledore on the menu. Harry thinks Dumbledore is a good man. Isobel thinks he's lunch. This is the story where the basilisk bites back.

Isobel 2: When Isobel's enchanted glasses shatter in a staircase skirmish, Hogwarts quickly becomes a minefield of accidental petrification. With a broken gaze and zero remorse, she insists her stone-cold stare is strictly selective.

In the ruins of the wizarding world, Harry Potter leads the last survivors inside Hogwarts. Outside, feral werewolves have fallen, goblins rule Diagon Alley with brutality and magic, itself, is beginning to twist. But when a hidden faction begins experimenting with the virus that started it all, Harry faces a grim truth: surviving might not be enough.

Isobel 5: Harry expected cursed junk. Instead, the crate held Isobel—his semi-blind basilisk—back from a failed "research" trip involving enchanted rodents and a fake monocle. Now she's home, insulted and out for revenge.

Isobel 6: A mysterious stone. An enchanted libido. And one very cranky snake. Harry didn't expect magical interference with his lunch break—or his hormones—but Isobel, his sharp-tongued familiar, saw it coming. Too bad he didn't ask her first. Now he's plotting payback against the culprits at Gringotts... and it's going to be legendary.

After an intense study session, the firewhiskey was brought out and words were said. Can friendships that were broken be mended? A very short One-shot that may turn into a story. Underage drinking.

It is the summer after the Triwizard, Harry's own ignore him. His friends have forgotten him. He has only received one letter stating they are together. Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. He is left alone and forgotten. Feeling sorry for himself, he curls up and cries. A blinding explosion of magic erupts from the smallest bedroom of #4 Privet Dr. and Harry Potter vanishes.

Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.

Two quick one-shots on how Hermione asks simple questions to overlooked clues and changes the course of the story. What a difference they make, just two little questions. No bashing. updated and edited.

Tom Riddle has a few home truths to give to Harry Potter before he goes on to his 'next great adventure'. So, he waylays him at King's Cross and invites him to tea and tells him a bit of a tale.

Trying to escape from the Inquisitorial Squad during her fifth year, Hermione loses her memory. Thankfully, she has her friend, Harry, to help her through it. Will she study everything to catch up? Or will she be more carefree? Or will she walk on the dark side? Ron Bashing.

14-year-old Harry is off on a new adventure, but it's not the drama kind. It's one filled with budgets, rent, and taxes? Who said getting emancipated was fun? And he still has to deal with Voldemort. Kind of cracky and just a fun fic to fill the time.

What if Harry read the Daily Prophet all the way through after his fourth year and didn't like what he read and fought back by taking a page out of Muggle history books on propaganda? Independent Harry, who leaves the Wizarding World to fend for itself. HEA

Harry's uncle just dumped him in New York, he's about to be mugged. How can his day get worse? Well, he runs into Deadpool, that's how.

Ivy Harriet Potter is just too cute to resist. The only person who doesn't think so is her aunt. Then Tony Stark walked into her life. A few years later, Deadpool happened and Harry Potter from another reality comes. A cute little Fluff-fest. Timelines What Timelines. Genderbending. Female Harry and the real Harry. Crackish. on Hiatus.

6-year-old Harry wishes that someone would love him and rescue him. Eris responds by healing Sirius who escapes via his dog form. He searches for Harry but can't find him, finally he remembers that Lily had a sister but has no idea what her last name is. So, he goes to his grandfather and pleads his case. Grandfather uses magic to locate Harry. Sirius rescues Harry: chaos ensues.

Ron wishes that Harry Potter never came to Hogwarts. Everything changes. Watch as Harry comes to Hogwarts not being the boy they all thought he should be. The Boy-Who-Lived is a bit of a dick. A bit crackish. Rewritten.

Isobel 7: Harry and his snake, Isobel, are transported back in time to his fifth year. The problem is Harry doesn't quite remember what happened during that time. What happens next? Who knows? Not Harry.

Someone has killed Umbridge, thank Merlin, and the WCIS Team has to investigate. Harry is accused but he is found innocent in the eyes of Gibbs, but not the public. Can Gibbs convince them that the Boy-Who-Lived didn't do it?

Harry feels there is more he can do with his life. He is not sure how. A night time visit from Kreacher helps him along his way. With the help of his elfin friends, he makes his own way. This is an Independent Frugal Harry. My first story.

Someone killed Snape and Amelia is stumped, so she calls in the new team from America to help figure it out. Some bashing. Set in Harry's first year, pre NCIS series. A fast-paced story of 'who dunnit'. Knowledge of NCIS is not necessary. Omake added, When Abby met Luna.

With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!

The spirit of Hogwarts feels Harry needs protection. Dumbledore isn't doing a good enough job, so she calls on the only man she feels can get it right. Prophecies fear him, demons flee from him, and Slayers love him. Enter Xander Harris. Fanfic of a fanfic. The original story, Potter's Protector, is written by mjimeyg.

Harry meets himself from a different reality. Will this person help him with his fight with Voldemort? Or will he set him on a different path?

Harry meets himself from a different reality. Will this person help him with his fight with Voldemort? Or will he set him on a different path? part 4

Harry meets himself from a different reality. Will this person help him with his fight with Voldemort? Or will he set him on a different path? part 3

Harry meets himself from a different reality. Will this person help him with his fight with Voldemort? Or will he set him on a different path? Part 2.

This is not a romance story. This is a short story about a bunch of boys getting drunk and harassing Harry about his virginity. I might come back and make it a longer story later, who knows. It's just a bit of fun.

How did the Mirror of Erised cause Harry to leave Hogwarts? A one-shot that might turn into something bigger one day.

Harry is bored, so he creates a small army of household pests he found in Grimmuald Place. Just how much did the horcrux change them? And what will they do now?

Harry Potter travels back in time. However, he completely forgets about what happened in his childhood. What happens next? Who knows. Not Harry.

A lighthearted tale of fluff and friendship, with a few shots of angst. In their first year Harry and Hermione make friends with a 7th year housemate. How much difference can one girl make? A Lot. The adults take charge. And now the adventures carry on with her friends.

Hedwig is a very special owl. Harry doesn't realize how special she is and what lengths she would go for him. After the Department of Mysteries fiasco Harry writes one last letter to Sirius for some closure. Not sure what to do with it, he leaves it on his desk. When Hedwig notices the letter, she takes it to deliver it. What happens when she comes back? Take two. It's a darker one

Hedwig is a very special owl. Harry had always known that. But even he doesn't realize how special she is and the lengths she would go for him. After the Department of Mysteries fiasco Harry writes one last letter to Sirius. Not sure what to do with it, he leaves it on his desk. When Hedwig notices the letter, she takes it to deliver it. What happens when she comes back?

Neither Millicent Bulstrode nor Harry Potter have dates to the Yule Ball, so it is mutually beneficial to both of them to go with each other. Who is pitying who?

Hermione finds a survival guide in her beaded bag. How does this help with the camping trip from hell?

As we see with Winky and butterbeer, house elves are much more strongly affected by some chemicals than humans are. So, what happens when Fred and George give Dobby an espresso. Read and find out. A prompt from Reddit.

Isobel 1: Meet Isobel: the near-sighted basilisk. After spending a thousand years alone in the darkness, she's is extremely near-sighted. Everyone hears mysterious bangs and crashing sounds beginning his second year, but only Harry can understand the parselmouth profanity he hears following each one. Crackish. Fanart by Aussiefan70

Harry made friends with the spiders in his cupboard as a child. This led to him making friends with some really cool people on the train. And on his way to becoming a Magizoologist.

Harry and friends sit Ron down and explain that not all Slytherins are evil. They use something not all wizards have... logic. Will it work?

Logic is not part of the Wizarding World and Harry wakes up one morning and realizes this. What will the Wizarding World do when Harry makes a vow and tells about his life to the whole school? A recount of Harry's life, by an angry young wizard and what happens after.

Harry Potter is stupidly powerful. He loves to clean things, and he decides to clean up the magical world before he even learned his first spell. Not a serious fanfic. Just a bit of fluff and fun. Something to read with your coffee.

The muggleborn start a sit-in at Hogwarts. It spreads. The wizarding world won't know what hits it when the muggleborn fight back. How will this affect the wizarding society?

Harry wakes up to a voice in his head when he's six years old. Lily has stuck around, and now she's going to fix his life. First, she has to take care of Petunia. How dare that woman treat her son this way. Then she's going to find out who mucked up Harry's life in the first place.

Something went wrong with the revival ritual and now Voldemort feels parental towards Harry. This in no way make Voldy a nice man. Just less inclined to hurt Harry.

Sirius gets ahold of seven books on Harry's life. He gathers a group of adults to prevent them from happening. No reading of the books happens in this story. It is glossed over.

Harry gets struck by magical lightning and get stupidly overpowered. It's payback time. No one is going to be walking over him anymore.

The standard Harry leaves when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. This time, he's not coming back. HEA story

Deadpool drops in to the past and in on eleven-year-old Harry Potter with an offer. He makes Harry a super soldier and hangs around for the chaos. crack fic

Death doesn't like how Binns teaches, so she replaces him. Watch out Hogwarts, ghosts are invading. And they will be telling the true history. Dumbledore isn't going to like that. HEA fic.

Due to a wish from Harry, Halfrek has turned Voldemort into Tommie, the souled, female vampire. The Vengeance Demon had a chip dropped in Tommie's head and abandoned her in Sunnydale. How will Tommie cope? Here is a short sequel from Back at Ya. You don't have to read that one, but it will make it easier.

A supportive Wizarding World stands by Harry during his trials in 4th and 5th year. A challenge fic by Thundramon. A HEA Fic. Very little bashing.

Harry, his godfather and others, are running from the apocalypse. Well, they know they can't run from it, but they are going to where they won't be shut off from the world. Unlike those hiding at Hogwarts. They will be joining others along the way and doing what they can to save as many as they can. Almost completely AU. Slow updates due to health.

Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. Molly, and others, get a smack down. Umbitch is going down.

There be aliens about, and Voldie's about to meet one. Who's a cute little kitty?

Sirius falls through the veil, Harry follows. They wind up somewhere new. Knowing there's no way back, they seek to help their world as best they can. Just a quick one-shot. Dumbles bashing.

What if, in Grinning Goblins, Hermione acted a bit more like she does in canon? What if she brought her parents? And they were just like her, or well, she was just like them. Still, things turn out a bit different. A quick little one-shot. It's supposed to be funny, maybe a bit crackish. rewrite 9/26/24.

Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.

Sequel to A Brand New Start: Time Traveler Harry Potter/Hydrus Black once again travels to 1981, hoping this time he can save Harry's parents along with Harry. Having saved Harry once, this time should be much easier with his past experience. If only things would go as he expects they should... Time Travel!

The spirit of Hogwarts feels Harry needs protection. Dumbledore isn't doing a good enough job, so she calls on the only man she feels can get it right. Prophecies fear him, demons flee from him and Slayers love him. Enter Xander Harris. A fanfic of Potter's Protector, by mjimeyg. Now with Spike added. On Hiatus.

A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.

After 5th year, Harry gets to the point of no return, and he does something about it. Will his plans come to a good conclusion, or will he be dragged back into a war he never wanted to fight in the first place? Non-graphic minor character death. No Slash! Translated from Swedish and Co-written with Smargden (the original writer). On hiatus. Read AN chapter 13.

After this, Draco will never bother Potter again. A bit of gore, and some squeamishness. Written by Smargden, the Swedish version is on his profile.

Dumbledore tells Harry why he has been controlling him all his life, and Harry snaps. Not your normal Evil!Dumbledore. Grey!Harry. Character death. Not a HEA story. No recapping of Harry's schooling.

Harry Potter finds out why, and how, Dumbledore rules Wizarding Britain. Dark!Evil!Dumbledore. Which means bashing people, it is AU, please don't read it if you don't like those type of stories.

Meet the new history professor. Who is she? Will she be better than Binns? Could she possible be worse? And what does she have against Dumbledore? How will the story change? Who is Sally? How will Harry's life change? Read and find out. A smack-downs of a few overbearing characters. Canon Harry. Mild bashing read the A/N in the first chapter. ON HOLD.

A fierce Lily protects her twins from a meddling Headmaster. This time the adults take action. A different WBWL fic. Good Potters. Powerful Harry and twin. Goes through 4th year. Very minor bashing, kind of, sort of, well read A/N in first chapter. Some romance towards the middle, when the boys are older. OC (Gary Potter)/Susan Bones.

a series of random oneshots; some you'll love, some you'll hate and some will fall in between. Some are canon, some are AU. They'll cover almost all years mentioned in Harry Potter. AN: marking this one complete, though if something tickles my fancy I might add to it, but for now my muse has dried up on this one. Formatting Fix.

In 'Potters Stand United', the Mutineers had discussed all going into one House. How would the school react if they went through with it? What if that House was Hufflepuff?

A fierce Lily protects her twins from the manipulations of the Headmaster. Wrong Boy Who Lived story, with a happy twist. Loving Potters. Mild Dumbledore Bashing. Undergoing a rewrite 5/26/16.

This is a rewrite... After Harry's and Neville's parents were killed Death decides they must be protected, so he gives the two tots to the most powerful witches he knows. What will happen at Hogwarts when they return? Read and find out. No slash. Romance at the end. Powerful and Independent Neville and Harry. Bashing of Magical Britain.

This is a series of polls that I posted; I was hoping to help my writing by asking people what they looked for in a story. I am posting them now for you as writer's aids. If anyone wants to do their own survey, by all means do so. I would love to see the results. If you have any questions as to why I asked these questions, then by all means ask...

If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.

Harry goes to pay off his debt to Gringotts. He finds out that he is related to a lot of legends. Why are the goblins laughing at him when he asks about their vaults?

A fast paced adventure, where a betrayed Harry and Hermione stumble across an old fortress. Who built it? What secrets will it hold? Will they find the answers they need to ending this war? Can they use the castle as a sanctuary? Will Harry finally become the Dark Lord's equal? What's up with the ghost? Follows canon up to Ron's leaving; AU from there. Powerful Harry.

As the chosen heir to Hogwarts, Harry feels it would be more cost effective and safer if the school was a little smaller and brighter. Then came the war.

There is a protest of the points given to the four Gryffindors in Harry's first year. Oneshot.

Harry and the gang sit Ron down and show him that not all Slytherins are evil and not all Hufflepuffs are duffers. This action makes a mature man out of the youngest male Weasley. For once, I'm making Ron a good guy.

Harry actually gets a date for the Yule Ball and pays close attention to her. How will this date with one of the loyal and hard working go? Just a bit of fluff and sadness. Asked for by sachaelle. Ron bashing.

Right before Sirius flies away in PoA, he convinces Harry to join him. Watch as they go to find the Lost City of Zed and build a magical utopia. Will Sirius be the father figure Harry needs? And where did the centaurs come from? Slight bashing of some characters.

After Harry's and Neville's parents were killed Death decides they must be protected, so he gives the two tots to the most powerful witches he knows. Independent and Powerful Harry and Neville. Not slash.

Now betaed. Someone shot Snape, and the Department of Magical Law Enforcement is stumped, so they call in the new Wizard Criminal Investigative Service team to investigate. No pairing. Dumbledore bashing. This idea was given to me by Athan Winter, and I am using it with his blessing.

Harry feels there is more he can do with his life. He is not sure how. A night time visit from Kreacher helps him along his way. There are no pairing in this story. Independent Harry. AU after OoTP. This story is complete, finite, done, had fun, read the rewrite, please.

Harry has a twin brother, Gary. Both grow up knowing their parents. But only one is the BWL. But who is that crazy woman that only the boys can see and hear? Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived story with a twist. Grey, Powerful and smart Harry and Gary. Lily will be very protective.

Summary: If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives why would he not stand up to Snape?

Summary: Logic is not part of the Wizarding World and Harry wakes up one morning and realizes this.

Summary: What if Harry read the Daily Prophet all the way through after his fourth year and didn't like what he read and fought back taking a page out of muggle history books on propaganda.